Out With Dad (2010) s01e01 Episode Script

It's just that when I imagine it, picture it, it freaks me out.
So you're not gay.
Oh, no.
I mean no.
I don't know.
I mean, how do you know? Well, I don't know how either.
I've never, like liked a girl before.
But I've never liked a guy before either.
Not even close.
But then there's you.
Do you like me? Do you, like, like me? Yes.
Are you in love with me? I don't know.
How would I know? So you've been lying to me since grade two? What? I've never lied to you.
But you've been keeping things from me.
Have you ever even kissed a girl? No.
But I never kissed a guy before either.
And neither have you.
I never wanted to kiss a guy before.
But at least that doesn't seem wrong.
Have you ever wanted to kiss a girl? No.
Well No! Maybe we should just, you know see.
Hello! Oh shit.
My dad.
Hello? Hi, Dad! Oh! Hi, Vanessa! Funny seeing you here.
Is everything OK? OK, Vanessa, you're staying for dinner or? Oh, um No thanks Mr.
Miller.
- I should get going actually.
- No! Stay.
We should go over that what we just went over again.
I'll go get dinner started then.
For three, for two? Dad, could you give us a minute? Sure.
So I'll see you tomorrow? Yeah, of course, bye.
You OK? I'm still trying to figure that out Text reviewed by Michel Cantigneaux