Party of Five s04e23 Episode Script

No, I know, Annie, but the restaurant's closed Monday anyway, and besides, it's my stuff we're moving.
Should I say in the ad that there are 4 girls in the rental already, or is that like, "calling all hound dogs, come in please, hound dogs"? Sorry, stupid question.
Uh Right.
That's right.
So by the time you get home that night, I will basically be moved in.
Yeah.
Ok.
Ok.
Me, too.
Ok.
Bye.
Ok, um So, explain to me again why it has to be a guy.
Dan's roommate just flaked.
Huh.
Well what kind of hound dog are you looking for exactly? Well, we're going to be spending all summer together, so Somebody normal, you know, friendly, responsible, and It wouldn't hurt if he's easy to look at.
Hope you don't mind, 'cause mercy didn't write it on the order, but I put your dressing on the side.
The vinaigrette's a little oily here, and I just thought Uh, that's That is so responsible of you.
And friendly, don't you think? Thanks, Eric.
Uh, I think table 4 needs some water.
Well.
What's his story? And don't leave anything out.
Well, he's going to art school or something.
He's only been working here a few weeks, so So he's in school? Well, that means he gets a summer vacation, which means he might be interested in a beach house rental.
I don't know, Sarah.
I mean, Eric? Why not, what's wrong with him? Well, with a name like Eric? He's got to be Some kind of prepster type, some kind of Rich, overeducated, every-hair-in-place kind of loser, you know? You're out of your mind.
Hi, I'm Sarah.
Nice meeting you.
I'm looking for a roommate.
Would you be interested in taking over the place? Hey.
I'm just about to make a dinner reservation for, uh For the Kirsten and Paul thing tonight, any preferences? Yes, I'll hold.
Excuse me, sir.
Do you drive a white Ford pickup? Daphne, why are you dressed like that? You did read the liability waiver on the back of your valet ticket, sir, didn't you? Wait a second, did you just get a job parking cars or something? Because I'm sorry to report that your vehicle's been stolen.
Daphne, come on, what's going on here? Oh! Work with me here, Charlie.
You're supposed to say, "oh, my god!" And then you run shrieking over to the window to look for your car.
And then the second your back is turned, I go Ta-da! Surprise! Oh.
I, uh I thought maybe you were getting into a different line of work or something.
No.
I have this bachelor party at the oracle club tomorrow night.
And I'm telling you, these fraternity guys have seen it all.
The second a motorcycle cop or an ems worker walks through the door, they know exactly what's coming.
Ergo This little getup.
Oh, I have a nun's breakaway habit, too.
Want to hear the patter I worked up for that one? Everybody wants to live like they wanna live and everybody wants to love Like they wanna love everybody wants to be closer to free-ee-ee-ee closer to free Hey.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Sorry you had to go and get those.
Well, you can't drive.
Someone had to do it.
What do you need? Water.
I can get it.
No, just sit there.
I'll get it.
You're supposed to stay off your feet for a while.
Forget it.
I'll do it.
Griffin, would you just Hey, you went and got my prescription for me.
Unh! You stayed with me in the hospital waiting room for 5 hours, and you got my crutches, so I can Ah! Griffin Griffin, please just sit down.
Look, the last thing we need is for you to, like, injure yourself more.
Ow Yeah, right.
You got stuff to do.
No, I didn't mean No, it's Fine.
It's You know, it's reality, so That's like 3 days old.
Don't eat that.
I'm hungry.
Well, then I'll make you some dinner.
All we've got in the refrigerator is some slimy lettuce and milk.
Griffin, I can't I have to go to the library tonight.
Go.
That's That's fine.
I'm fine.
It's I'm not really hungry anyway.
I'm sor San Francisco general.
It's a fellowship.
Paul's a pediatric neurologist.
Wow.
Sf general, that is Their emergency room is, like, the best in the city, man.
We do get pretty high marks.
I was doing this gig last year, and I sprained my ankle jumping on this piano in 6-inch stiletto heels.
Stupid, right? And I got rushed over there, and everyone was so nice.
The doctors, the orderlies.
Even the maintenance guys were sweethearts.
The salmon looks good, don't you think? So, Daphne, do you see yourself doing this, uh Kind of work long-term? I don't really think about anything long-term.
I'm having fun right now.
That's all I can say, right? I bet you run into a lot of creeps, though, huh? Well, I ran into Charlie, didn't I? But actually, I meet a lot of really great people, like, I was doing this bachelor party in hayward, and the best man turned out to be this dermatologist who did this, like, laser technique, and he got rid of this tattoo I had on my ass for, like, free.
Should we, um Should we split an appetizer? A tattoo of what? If I may ask.
Oh.
Bashful.
Bashful? Yeah, you know, like, as in the 7 dwarfs.
I've always had this thing for bashful.
That's ha ha! Well, ironic.
Ironic how? How do you mean? Just You know, bashful for someone like you.
Someone like me? No, what I think Kirsten is saying is Someone who So obviously isn't Bashful.
Why don't I get a waiter over here, and we'll have him tell us the specials? Excuse me, waiter? Claudia? Huh? There's something I need to talk to you about.
What? Well There is, like, these events in a young person's life That are sort of like milestones, right? Right.
Some are sort of Existential, solitary events And some just Just unequivocally require the participation of 2 people.
Like, for instance, a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Jamie, what are you What are you getting at? Well Like, you know in the movies Like, you see, like, cars and And Drinking and, like, these crazy nights? Well I kind of thought it It wouldn't have to be like that.
I mean It could just be mellow, you know? I I I can't do it! I can't I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm, like, barely out of a training bra here.
I haven't even gotten my learner's permit yet! I'm I'm Claudia I'm 15 years old! Fine, fine.
You're right.
You know, i i thought you would feel that way.
Proms are stupid.
Proms? I mean, who wants to go to some stupid, outdated dj dance Did you say proms? With, like, spinning disco balls? Me.
I do.
Is that is that what you were You do? But But you just said that I was wrong.
I was very, very wrong.
Very very very very very wrong.
Oh You realize this is insane.
What? I have too many sweaters, don't I? Yes, you do, but that's not No, I'm talking about You moving in here.
What Are you having second thoughts? No.
No, not at all.
No.
It's just Everything's I'm moving, and Sarah's going away My head's spinning a little.
Because of Sarah? Uh, no.
No.
It's not just that.
It's It's the whole thing, you know, it's Moving in together Is a little scary.
But, hey I want to do this, ok? I do.
Here.
Watch this.
Annie and Bailey's residence.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello! Nobody.
Yeah, it's probably just somebody selling something.
Well, if it's the closet organizers, I hope they call back.
You know what, let's forget about the closets because there is plenty of room under the bed.
Come here, I'll show you.
Annie on disk: Hi, we're not here.
Leave a message.
Hey What Guess I deserved that.
That would be $2.
00, ma'am.
Just not your day, huh? It's not my decade.
Hey, ha ha! What? I didn't steal anything.
But you're about to, pal.
You're our 1,000th customer of the month.
You just won a freebie to the big orange.
Hey, this is him right here.
Ha ha! Congratulations, man.
You still want the groceries? What do you say? Paper or plastic, huh? You're gonna have a great time down there.
Aw, man! Is that place overrated or what? I mean, you know how much effort it takes to actually ruin a baked potato? And the service, man! It felt like we were in there forever.
That's an understatement.
Well Next time we'll try someplace else.
Gee, Charlie, could we? Maybe one of those Greek restaurants where they have the plate-smashing stuff, or Oh, hey, maybe we could check out one of those drag cabaret acts down at north beach.
Are you serious? Yeah, because the next time we decide to spend an evening with your friends, I'd really like it if we went someplace where I was not the entertainment.
Ohh What are you talking about? Oh, like it wasn't totally obvious? Those guys treated me like I was part of a freak show.
Their mouths were hanging open so wide their chins were practically in their soup.
You're upset that they asked questions about your job? I mean You have an unusual occupation, Daphne.
They were curious.
Yeah, like people are curious about mad cow disease.
Look, if you're going to be Overly sensitive about what you do for a living Hey, I'm ok with what I do.
I like what I do.
You were the one that looked like you wanted to just climb underneath the tablecloth.
Some help you were.
What are you talking about? You know how many times I tried changing the subject? Exactly, like you were ashamed of me or something.
Whoa.
Let me get this straight.
You're pissed off that they wanted to talk about your stripping, and you're pissed off at me that I tried talking about something else? What do you want from me, Daphne? I want you to defend me! Duh! I want to feel like you're on my side, like what I do is a part of who I am, and that you are ok with that, and who the hell cares what anybody else thinks.
And I want you to let them know that I have other incredible qualities besides being able to unsnap my bra with my teeth.
And you know what, Charlie, if that's not how you feel, then Well, it would've been nice if you'd just I don't know Lied? Hey, uh Bailey Yeah? I just want to say, I really hope this whole Sarah thing is ok, 'cause, I mean If you're at all not cool with Eric, it's fine.
It's fine, man.
You know, one minute I'm your employee, the next, I'm your tenant.
My Wait a second, what? My tenant? Oh, man She didn't say anything? No.
God This is You see, Sarah, she just thought, with you moving upstairs Uh-huh.
I get it.
You know what? Forget it.
If I didn't have to get off my cousin's couch, I But obviously you have a problem with it, so No.
No, not at all.
I don't I don't have a problem at all.
I just I don't want you to To make a mistake.
A mistake? How's that? Well Moving in with somebody you hardly know.
I mean, Sarah's a really great person, she is.
But She's got some habits.
Habits? Nothing that's Really all that bad, you know, just Clipping her toenails on the couch Sweating to the oldies really, really loud And conserving toilet water with that whole "yellow is mellow, "brown goes down" routine.
Uh-huh.
Actually You know what? Forget everything I just said, because she hasn't done all that stuff in a long time since I got on her case about it, so I think you should take the room.
Really.
You sure this wasn't a mistake? Maybe we should've hit the links or something.
No.
This was great.
Remember, you're talking to a guy who spent the last in front of the TV in his bathrobe.
Yeah, well If racquetball doesn't keep you young, I guarantee you that girlfriend of yours will.
Daphne? Yeah.
She's great.
Really great.
Never a dull moment.
Paul, you didn't, uh You didn't have a bachelor party before you got married, did you? Probably not.
I mean you don't strike me as the type Sure I did.
Really? With, you know Entertainment? I'm doing my rounds, right? I get a 911 page to the iso ward.
They wheel in this body, and just as I go to examine it, this woman tears off the sheet, leaps off the gurney and starts dancing to sexual healing.
Wow.
Sounds wild.
Are you kidding? A bunch of dweebs in lab coats standing around, hands in their pockets, looking like they'd rather be retaking their m-cats.
The whole point of this is to embarrass your buddy, not paw some poor girl who's trying to work her way through cosmetology school.
Why, you've never been to one? Actually, no.
But, I mean, you watch enough TV talk shows, you kind of get the impression that they all end up with the vice squad making arrests.
Ha ha ha! I bet if you went to one, you'd be disappointed.
They're a lot tamer than you think.
So, nat What are we talking about Doing at home, me and you and your mom? You moving in.
That's right.
And what happens if you feel funny about that at all? You won't move in yet.
And what if I don't move in yet? Everybody will be ok.
Nobody will get mad.
Are you sure, sweetie? Because if you don't feel ok or you feel funny at all, I understand.
I do.
Can I ask you a question? Of course you can.
Anything you want.
Will you still kiss me good night every night, even though you won't be leaving? Of course I will.
Come here, you.
Ee-unh! Let's get you home.
Ee-unh Put on your seat belt.
Look at this.
Every room in the hotel looks out over the ocean.
They've got a swimming pool and a health club.
And this is, like, a major place.
People pay, like, hundreds of bucks to stay at a place like that.
Kind of just fell into our lap.
But it's this weekend? Yeah, unless we want to wait 3 months for the next opening.
So, there I was in the supermarket All these people were Going wild, lights were all flashing, and I thought "Hmm Something good can happen to us.
" Griffin, there's no way I can go this weekend.
I mean, professor sinclair has a deadline with his publisher next weekend, and I promised him I'd finish that bibliography by Monday.
And what about your leg? Right.
Fine.
I I should've known.
I can't believe you don't understand that.
I i do.
I do.
I just i thought that you would see this the same way I did.
You know, like this Totally great thing.
If you won't say yes to this You might as well admit we're never going to allow anything good to happen to us.
Well, maybe I can, uh Do an all-nighter tonight.
'Cause, I mean, you're right, we should do it 'Cause otherwise Yeah, oh, man! Whoo! Yeah! Hey, I got a real big back seat if you want to check it out.
Just keep your seat belt on.
Ooh, I'm an excellent tipper, I swear to god.
Hoo hoo hoo! Ooh, come here No, no, no.
Stay in your chair, Stuart.
Come on No, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to mess with the valet.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Come on, no touching.
Oh, why not? 'Cause those are the rules.
No touching.
Oh, baby, screw the rules! Hey! Hey, you heard what the lady said, right? There's no touching.
Who the hell are you? Just sit in the chair.
Charlie Oh.
Are you going to make me? Sit in the chair, or she's gone.
Charlie, back off.
Hey, somebody get this guy out of here.
Back off, Charlie! Charlie, what are you doing? Just get your stuff and let's go.
What? Let's go.
Ok, kiddo, you got that meat loaf mashed up real good? We don't want any air pockets in there.
I think it's ready.
Ok, good work.
Why don't you go wash your hands off? Ok.
There you go.
So how was work today? Bust up any fraud rings? I wish.
All I did was catch some little old lady who was trying to tell me that 5 years worth of dings and scratches all happened in yesterday's Fender bender Bailey: So what did you do? Oh, my god Did you slap her around a little? Annie? Who's Annie What's going on here? Daddy? Daddy, daddy, daddy Hey, sweetheart.
Oh, my god.
You're so grown-up.
I missed you so much, daddy.
Are you gonna stay with us? Daddy, I'm so happy to see you! Stop stop dragging me! We'll take my truck, all right? We'll pick your car later.
What the hell are you doing? I'm getting you out of here.
Let go of me! Do you realize that I'm probably going to get fired? That guy's going to call the agency and And I will lose my job and probably get sued I'm sorry.
For what you did to his nose Wait a second here.
That's what you're worried about? Don't you think the appropriate response should be thank you, thank you for saving my ass? I don't need you to save my ass! Oh, really? That's funny, 'cause that's how it looked like to me.
God!! What are you doing here anyway? Who told you that you could follow me around? You know what? I came here to try to make myself ok with it, all right? But I am so not ok with it, and I don't want you doing it again.
What? You're not stripping anymore.
It's It's dangerous.
You have got to be kidding me! Daphne.
Daphne! Sarah: This bedroom is a little smaller than the other one.
Is that a problem? Eric: No, there's plenty of room.
All I've got is my clothes.
Sarah: Well, then great.
Do you want to take a look at the kitchen? Yeah.
Ok.
This really isn't a good time, is it? Um Well It's fine.
It's a fine time.
Just go ahead and do what you have to do.
Ok.
Um Are you planning on taking all your furniture with you? 'Cause there's a lot of stuff I don't have, and if you're thinking of, uh You know, uh, I'll just go ahead and take another look at the room.
Bailey, I can easily have him come back later.
Why? Nothing's going on.
I'm just sitting here.
I'm just sitting here doing nothing.
Ok.
So why is he up there? I mean, what did he say? I don't know.
He didn't say anything.
Annie was so freaked out having both of us there, I just left.
Are you worried? I mean, are you worried that he's going to do something? I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Why is he here? I mean, I thought that they were divorced.
I thought that she had sole custody.
So If you're getting rid of that bed, I can sure use it.
Woman: Ladies and gentlemen, in a moment, we'll start our beverage service.
Soft drinks, juices, coffee and tea are complimentary Roger.
Roger, cut it out.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Well, I heard they're having good weather in L.
A.
Oh, good.
That's a relief.
Roger! Ha ha ha! We're in a public place.
Really.
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's our 20th anniversary.
You know how things get.
Whoo! Yeah.
Ohh I hate it when we don't get to sit together.
Excuse me.
Do you see a floor beneath these feet? No.
No, you don't.
Because there isn't one, because I'm Walking on air.
Uh-huh.
And why would that be? Jamie just asked me to his prom! Aah! I could just scream.
You just did.
Ok.
What do we go with here, like, purple satin or pink taffeta? What do you think? Off the shoulder or on? On the shoulder, claud.
On the shoulder.
Ok.
Ok.
But what about the length, you know? T-length or above the knee? Well, personally, I think the longer the better.
I mean, that girl looks like a Wait a minute.
Aren't you a little young to even be going to a prom? It's Jamie's, St.
albans.
You know, the prep school he goes to.
He's going to rent a limo and, like, wear a tux.
Ok.
Ok, claud.
Just don't have these incredibly high expectations, ok? That's my advice to you.
Why shouldn't I? A prom's supposed to be, like, this wonderful night.
All right, claud, I'm just saying, ok? At my first prom, Cindy dellafuco was so allergic to the corsage I brought her that she went into anaphylactic shock and ended up in the emergency room.
And Ben boggman puked all down the front of my tuxedo, and I ended up having to buy the stupid thing.
Wow.
I'm sorry, claud.
Forget I said anything.
That is not gonna happen to you guys.
I Tell me when you pick a dress, and I'll write you a check, ok? Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question? I'm sorry to bother you, but Are you a poet? 'Cause I saw you looking out at the ocean, and you had this look on your face like like you were composing a poem.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
You with her? Yeah.
Right.
Uh Sorry to bother you, man.
Have a good one.
Excuse me, your table's ready.
Thanks.
Follow me.
The hotel room's nice.
Definitely.
And clean, too.
Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
I'm sorry to bother you.
Are you an artist? Gotta give him points for being persistent.
I can't hear what he's saying.
Something like "Did anybody ever tell you "you have the most beautiful eyes? "I'm serious.
I know because I'm" an optometrist? Well, is that one of those people who always think things are gonna work out for the best? Mmm, no.
That's an optimist.
Bingo.
That's not a job.
It is where I'm from.
Oh, yeah? And where is that? Finland? Ha ha! Finland? Jawohl.
They don't say jawohl in Finland.
It's German.
A sensitive guy like me has no time for these stupid differences between countries.
The whole world is one big place to a sensitive guy like myself.
So, what do you say? You show me town before I return to Finland and face a firing squad? You face firing squad? I knock over many convenience stores to pay for trip to Los Angeles.
But It's worth it.
I meet you.
Daphne.
First of all First of all How did you get Claudia let me in.
First of all, I don't need somebody spying on me or or following me around, because if I wanted that, I could move back in with my parents, which I would rather kill myself first than do.
Ok, I understand And, yeah, yeah, I appreciate you sticking up for me once you got there the other night, even though you should have never been there in the first place.
Because I'm not completely ungrateful.
But that is not my point.
Ok.
There are a lot of things that I could say about you, too, Charlie.
It someone asked me to make a list, if would be a good, long list.
For example, yeah, I may strip, but what do you do, ok? For the last 2 months, you haven't done a thing.
And do I say anything? No.
It's cool.
You want to take things as they come, that is your business.
It is not mine.
Right.
That's true, but And that is the way it works for us, Charlie.
That is why it works for us.
We do not tell each other what to do.
We do not change our lives around for each other.
So No strings, no obligations.
That is the way I like it.
Right.
I'm just I just want to look out for you.
Tough.
That is not how it works.
So deal or move on.
Uch.
Is terrible.
World is spinning.
Hold onto my arm.
I will protect you.
Ooh.
Ah.
Oh.
Ahh.
Ah.
Zank you.
I forget about my injury from ze war.
You are at war? Uh Yes.
We are at war at my home.
Uh May I ask you a very important question? Hm-mm.
Why is it zat you also have zis heavy accent? I am very confused by this also.
Dat is good.
Confused is good.
Where I'm from, we are confused all day long.
Then maybe we are not so different.
Maybe not.
What is it? You have sad expression.
No.
No, I, uh I am sad because Of firing squad.
Because Because you are very funny person, and I have wonderful time today.
Me, too.
Hi.
God, listen, I'm sorry about today.
You must have been freaking out.
Where's where's Natalie? She's with Jay.
She's with Jay.
She's with Jay? Bailey, calm down.
You disappear all afternoon, and you leave me sitting here without any idea what's going on? I called you.
I told you "hello, Bailey, we're driving up to mount tam" is not what I'm talking about.
What is going on here, Annie? You spent your life savings getting a judge to keep this guy away from you.
Now you just jump into a car with him? He's sober, Bailey.
I mean, he's been in the program for 8 months.
So he's sober.
So what? He moved to Oakland.
I mean, he picked up his entire life and he moved it to Oakland just to be closer to his daughter.
And he got himself a job.
And actually, a pretty good one.
And and this little house that he rented It has a spare room.
A spare room for who? For Natalie.
Uh-huh.
And where will you be sleeping? Bailey, it's not like that.
This is not about me.
I mean, Jay's He wants to do right by her.
I mean, he wouldn't even let himself call her until he knew that he was sober.
So that's all it takes, huh? Just saying that, and everybody forgets about the year and a half that he wasn't even around? Bailey, she misses her father.
Yeah, well, that doesn't mean it's good for her to see him, Annie.
What happens the next time he takes off? Do you want her to spend the rest of her life making excuses for this guy? Because you have options, Annie.
There's people in her life who aren't looking for the exit.
There's me.
Bailey, look.
Nat's not going anywhere.
Ok? She's still with me.
She's still with us.
But I have to listen to what it is that she wants.
You should have seen her, Bailey.
I mean, she would not let go of his hand the whole time that we were with him.
So As long as he's ok enough I'm gonna let her have what it is that she wants.
You ok? Want to talk about it? I don't even feel like thinking about it.
Look, uh I feel incredibly horrible even asking you this.
It's just Eric is staying at his cousin's apartment, and I guess his cousin wants to move his girlfriend in or something, so Eric's gonna be out on the street any minute unless Do you know when you might be moving upstairs? I sort of don't Know.
You don't have to explain.
I'll just tell Eric whatever.
It's just This whole thing, all this stuff, is sort of out of my league, you know? I mean Divorced people with Kids and custody agreements and child support.
They have all this stuff that they have to figure out, and I'm just I'm just this guy who wanted to move in with his girlfriend.
Bailey, come on.
No.
After all that you've done for them, you are much more than that.
I mean They love you.
They want you to be around, believe me.
It's just no.
I really feel like right now, me being up there, it doesn't help.
It doesn't.
So I feel like the best thing that I can do right now is just Stay out of everybody's way.
Pick up.
Daphne, are you there? Pick up.
Listen, uh, Owen's still napping.
I'm gonna leave him be and take him to a later movie.
Great.
Daph, are you there? Are you sleeping? She was supposed to be here like an hour ago.
She had some really late gig last night, some convention thing downtown.
Daphne! She's the world's heaviest sleeper.
I'm sure she just Overslept.
So you guys see each other pretty much every day now, huh? Yeah.
Is there something you want to say about that? No.
No.
Charlie, I have no point of view about this.
You do what you want.
Yeah, but I want you to get it.
You don't have to explain your relationship to me.
I want to.
I want you to understand.
See What makes it weird is exactly what makes it work for us.
Right.
So she strips, and she sells cheese in a mall, and I don't know what the hell I want to do.
So what? I mean We're both in-between things right now, and we're both ok with each other that way.
Maybe she checked in with her agency.
Hi.
Hey.
Did you sleep well? Yeah.
Can I just say something? You are a completely weird person.
Do you know that? Hey, you went along with it.
Finland.
Ha ha! What can I say? I'm bad with geography.
Ahh I just had the worst thought.
We have to leave for the plane in a little while.
Yeah, I know.
Griffin, let's not.
Let's not go home.
Let's find a cheesy little motel on the beach and stay here for a while.
You know? Go for a tour of the stars' homes or go on a whale watch.
Jule I'll work something out with professor sinclair.
Maybe I can do a little research here or I don't know, Griffin.
It's just, as soon as we get home, everything's gonna hit us.
My job, your job, where we live.
I know we can't afford it, but, hey, we already have so much debt, what difference is it gonna make? I'm such a sap.
All the crap that we've been through, you say you want to be with me, and I just Start doing cartwheels down the beach.
Now we're going to be paying for this for the next century.
Mmm Sorry to, uh, show up in the middle of your work like this.
Forget it.
What can I do for you? Uh Well, I just, uh, I wanted to thank you.
Annie said how great you've been, and, uh, you know, how you, uh, pushed her to move up at work, and how you're taking care of nat.
I really appreciate that you want what's best for her.
Both of them.
I mean, uh, you and me, we might never be friends, but at least we have that in common.
Don't you think? Sure.
Uh Uh, the thing is, uh I think we have different ideas of what that is What's best for them.
You think it's you, and I think it's me.
I'm sorry? I want them back.
I want my family back.
Ok, wait wait a second.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry you had to get caught up in the middle of this.
Well hang on a second.
Are you actually What do you think that I'm gonna do? Do you think I'm just gonna step aside? We're married, Bailey.
Annie's my wife No, she isn't.
She's still paying for your divorce.
I never signed those papers.
I refused.
You what? You Yeah.
Wait Where Do you get off thinking you can just drop back into her life like this, huh? After everything you did to her? I had some problems.
I know that.
I messed up very badly.
But I never stopped being married to her.
Not in my heart.
And I'm not stopping now, not until Annie tells me otherwise.
Not until she tells me that there's no hope left at all.
You can do what you want.
You can say what you want.
But I'm asking her to come back.
I'm asking my wife to take me back.
I'm going to spin you around and make you really, really dizzy, but I don't want you to throw up, ok? Here, now Take it back and hit the pinata, and it's right in front of you.
Ok.
Go.
Charlie, what are you, checking up on me again? God! Hey.
We were supposed to hang out this afternoon, remember? You never showed.
I was worried.
Yeah, I was just Ooh, Tyler Daphne: Over here.
Ok, this way.
Good.
Look, now is really not a good time, ok? The mom's kind of giving me the evil eye.
Ok, who's next? Ok, come on.
So, um When can I see you? When do you get off? Well, I've gotta go straight from here to the appliance show at the cow palace, so So I'll drive you.
Um, that's ok.
I've got my car.
How about if I drive you anyway? I got time.
I could walk around, check out the show, then I'll drive you back here to pick up your car when you're done.
I don't really think that's gonna work.
Ok.
Try smacking him right between the eyes.
Why not? Look, just stop, Charlie, ok? Stop what? Could you just give me a little space here, please? I've got a lot of stuff to deal with right now, and I don't want to get into this with you right now.
Get into what? Nothing.
Never mind.
Ok, everybody, I think it's the birthday girl's turn next.
No.
I want to know.
Can we do this later, please? I'm fine with later, but apparently later's not good for you.
I've got a job to do.
Come here.
What is going on here? Did I do something? You gotta tell me, what did I do? Ok It's not what you did, ok? It's what we did, you and me together.
I'm pregnant, Charlie.
Ok? I'm pregnant.