Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero (2014) s01e21 Episode Script

It's a Colorful Life

Wherever good is threatened, heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day! Except when they don't.
And that's when I go to work.
I zap in two dimensions every day It's my job to be a hero, save the world And make things right Kung fu moles, rescue trolls Punch a zombie! Score a goal! I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight Stretching, swinging, sliding by Kicking monsters in the eye Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side No villain's gonna stop Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero sync & rough corr by f1nc0 Check it out.
I traded Phyllis a crate of my mom's famous meatloaf in exchange for her turning my locker into a freezer.
Help! Ayúdenme! Au secours! Help me! Help me! Help me! Ohh! You're under arrest for not wearing a hat! That's That's The name is Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
That's Sheriff Scaley Briggs! It can't be Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Well, he smells like Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
Uhh! Sheriff Scaley Briggs? That's Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
I said your name the exact way you say it.
Sheriff Scaley Briggs.
You're gettin' off easy.
Fer now you kin wear my spare hat.
Now, Sheriff, my friends and I looked a little different, but, uh, we've met you twice before when we traveled to Big Butt.
Butte.
It's pronounced "Butte.
" Actually, it's pronounced "Butt.
" Named after Herkimer Byoote, who famously had a big butt.
Uh, thanks for that little nugget of butt history, but how did you get here? It all started at the Big Butt Talent Show I was in the middle of my tiny dinosaur juggling act.
The town was lovin' it.
But suddenly I was surrounded by blue light.
And I found myself in what looked like a dino barn except it was full of ugly chairs and cheap carpet.
I followed some sort of elf and tried to trade my boots to him for his dino bag, but the little critter ran away.
I chased him barefoot to that giant mansion with books and desks.
We call that a school.
I feel like you should know that.
Anyway, I don't know how you ended up here in Middleburg.
We're just lucky only you zapped in Ohh, what is happening?! Where can Captain Suuuuuper Captaaaain get more hot butter? Stop asking annoying questions! And you, cave woman, stop attacking chair! Chair attack Nug first! Assuming this isn't the weirdest dream I've ever had, what's going on? Security footage will answer everything.
To stop us from being able to zap to other world, Phil dig tunnel into theater, then he and Rippen use large fish to destroy Multi-Universe Transprojector.
But before they could finish job, Karen the security bear chase them out.
It would have been even worse if I hadn't come back when I did from overall shopping and pull the plug.
Stop staring! Nug will feast on your entrails! So just zap these guys back to their worlds.
Easy-peasy.
No easy, definitely not peasy.
Multiverse is severely out of balance, which has caused a vortex to form in every world you have ever visited.
There is one in our world right here.
They start out small, but they grow until they are big enough to suck everything and everyone from all the worlds intoThe Nothingness.
An eternal, cold, lifeless darkness that exists outside of time and space, and it is coming for us all! Luckily, I have vortex tops.
You must go to every world and close all the vortexes.
It looks like a bowling bag.
You look like bowling bag.
To zap, you will use wrist-activated transprojector.
Okay, gang, I'm not gonna lie: This might feel a little strange.
Mmm! - Ahh.
- There's not going to be a third, cave lady.
Sire, we found this weird swirly thing while we were out scouting sites for our wedding.
Congrats! Uh, you are a lucky guy.
To which one of us do you speak? Uhthe man one.
Which is? Uh one of you.
I know one of you is is the man.
Unbelievable! Let's go, Tiffany.
Well, now that that awkward social situation is behind me, this should be easy-peasy.
Don't get too cocky.
Stay back! Unless you want a wet knuckle sandwich.
Calm down, heroes, calm down.
I don't want the end of all worlds either.
This is all my fault, and I want to help.
Larry and I here, we are at your service.
I don't trust you as far as I could throw you, or blast you with my War Trident! Totally understand.
Absolutely.
You have no reason to trust me.
Just know, wherever you go, we'll zap with you in case of emergency.
Happy Friday! Ow! All right, no time to waste.
Let's zap! We brought snacks.
Hyah! Totally understandable! Sorry.
Mmm! Everyone be careful.
Watch out for booby traps.
Like this one? Totally understandable.
Awright, watch it, guys.
Last time, Penn drank a potion that turned him into a Rippen monster when he got impatient.
Don't worry, I won't make that mistake again.
Anyone else want a finger sandwich? Unhh! Why would you put a sign behind poison sandwiches?! Why?! Captain Grossed Out Captain! Give us the tops, Rippen.
Like I said, I just want to help.
Just laugh evilly so we get Penn back.
I will, but, for the record, that's just my laugh.
You're the one who's labeled it "evil.
" Your ruthless enemy seems like a pretty decent guy.
Don't let him fool you.
He can never be trusted.
Except for one second ago when clearly he could be trusted.
Fun fact: I'm suuuuper allergic to monkeys! Achoo!!! - Boone, magic time! - On it! Who's still falling? Sashi! Ohh! Yeah! All right! Way to goRippen.
Nobody touches my tail when I have a tail! That's understandable, but not unacceptable.
The vortexes are gettin' bigger.
We better giddyup.
Larry, I told you to set the parking brake on our dead woolly rhino.
I did! But it broke off.
Ohh.
Trusting Rippen feels really weird.
I know what you mean.
But he did kinda save my life.
And he closed a vortex himself and helped us with booby traps and brought us really yummy donuts.
Larry, we have to be more careful.
If we lose these tops, we'll never be able to save the worlds.
Argh.
Nug, you look more sad than crazy.
Aren't you happy to be home? Nug hate this place! Every world is better than this world! Well, when she's right, she's right.
Should I get the vortex tops back from him? Nah, he's good.
Well, Nug, since this is your world, do you want to do the honors? Close the vortex and help save the Multiverse? Nug hate Multiverse! And hate you! Nug! Guys, grab the end! Hmm.
What are you doing?! Ugly man who wears grass on head tells Nug she can go anywhere she want through vortex! Why would he do that? Because I'm a villain and I do evil things.
Now I'm off to close the rest of the vortexes while you spend eternity in The Nothingness! Pig! I'm gonna shake you, old woman, until you figure out how to get Penn back! Then you will be shaking for very long time because he's trapped in The Nothingness forever! Penn? Why are you floating in darkness? Did Uncle Chuck forget to pay the power bill? Or the gravity bill? No, nothing that bad.
I'm just trapped in The Nothingness.
The Nothingness? That's.
.
not great.
But on the bright side, uh There is no bright side, Mom.
Lately, nothing's been going my way.
Whether it's getting trapped in The Nothingness or not being able to save you guys for the most dangerous world imaginable.
Honey, you can't be serious.
You've won, like, fifty missions in a row.
And that hair? Talk about lucky that's something you're just born with.
- You can't learn hair.
Hmm-mm.
- Don't lose hope.
Especially when things look darkest.
Hope is what gives you the power to do great things.
If you stop hoping, you've got no chance.
I guess my hair is pretty rad.
Maybe you guys are right.
Maybe things aren't hopeless.
Except for the fact that I'm surrounded by empty, soul-crushing darkness that there's no escape from.
Use your magic to bring him back, witch! There has to be a way to save him! I got a way, a way to save Penn We just need to break the transprojector again so all the vortexes open up again, and then we just go back to Penn's vortex and Pull him out I never thought I'd say this because of all the stupid things you say, but Boone, you're a genius! And I got it.
Boone, you're a genius! Looks like Boonesey got a new ringtone! Everyone grab a fish and start destroying transprojector.
Whoo! A good, old-fashioned smashin' party! Is working! Hello, vortexes.
How have you been? After I close this last vortex, we'll return to Middleburg and everything will go back to normal.
But Penn won't be there.
That's the best part! Without him standing in my way, it will only be a matter of time before I become a full-time villain.
What?! Aw, the vortex has a little friend.
They're going in for a sweet little vortex kiss! They're not kissing.
They're morphing into one megavortex! Oh, no! It's too powerful! Run for it! All right, people, it's up to us to save Penn! Blaze thinks that's a great idea, and Blaze is here to help.
Hey, can one of you giant dummies please explain what is going on?! Blaze is not a giant dummy.
Less talk, more saving Penn.
Hi, Blaze.
Okay.
Gotta try to hope.
Hope, hope, hope.
Being hopeful in total dark nothingnessnow! Ah! Feel better already.
No, I don't.
I'm really terrible at this.
What is this? Could it be the hopeful sign I've been waiting for? Ow! No, its the painful sign I wasn't waiting for! Ahh! Hmm? Sashi! Boone! Scaley! But how? Basically, I saved the day.
Have you guys heard Boone's new ringtone? Boone, you're a genius.
Enough! Let's get you outta here, Sven.
You gotta go close those new vortex-a-ma-jigs.
My name is Penn.
It's like the writing utensil.
How can you not remember that? Pull! Pull! Pull! C'mon, ya giant dummies! Nug want to try again! Shirley wants to kick your face! You're stupid.
So long, Nug.
You've been really difficult to deal with.
Okay, guys, time to do the same stuff again.
Oh, yeah, forgot about that.
We've got to move, it's the only time Though the mountain's steep we'll make the climb Now there's time in our hands Maybe there's hope for these lands Here and now's the time We're gonna save the world We're gonna save the world We're gonna save the world Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na Where's Blaze? Blaze feels like you and Blaze made a real connection.
Hey, Blaze, thanks for the help.
Gotta go.
Bye.
No! Roundhouse kick! See you guys later! You're not stupid! Well, Captain, I guess this is it.
I'm proud you consider Captain Super Captain a friend.
Uh, you said your name normally.
I was juuuust checking to seee if you weeere payiiing attenshuuuuun! Yep.
Let's get you home, Scaley.
One last vortex and we'll call it a day.
It should finally be easy-peasy.
Why do I ever say things?! I got you, Pa! Thanks, Amber! Penn, you're okay! Great to see you, buddy! Thanks, Larry! Hey, quick quesh: Why is this vortex so big? We were about to close it .
.
but another vortex opened up and they combined, doubling in size! My top had no effect! One top wasn't enough for two vortexes, but maybe two are.
Rippen, how many do you have? I have one.
Okay.
The only way we're gonna close this thing is if we launch ourselves at the vortex and spin both tops at the last second.
Look out! It's the rock that look like a lady dinosaur! We're all doomed! I won't do it! I'm staying here with my cactus! I've named it Jennifer.
You're a hopeless coward! I'm fine with that.
Okay.
Sashi, you think you can launch yourself over to Rippen and get that top? Uh, yeah.
I'm not a rookie.
Awright, don't bite my head off.
I'm only asking you a question.
Ow! Got it! Hope is what gives you the power to do great things.
If you stop hoping, you've got no chance no chance.
no chance no chance Yeah! Penn! Yes! Yeehaw! Yeah! What a dumb plan.
How did you know that would work? I didn't.
But I had hope.
Then a lot of fear that I would die.
Then more hope.
Then a pretty even mix of fear and hope.
Then hope again when I saw it was working.
We did it! Nice job, everyone! High-fives all round! Or fist-bumps, if you want.
Or just a regular handshake? You aren't still mad at me about trapping you in The Nothingness forever, are you? Yeah, I am.
Just a little bit.
Oh.
All right.
Totally understandable.
Who wants some celebratory jerky? No, Larry, no! Have I ever told you that you're a terrible minion? Yeah, you've made that joke many times.
It's getting a little old.
I don't understand anything I saw, heard, or did today, or basic math, but I do know one thing: your parents must be awful proud of you.
Thanks, Scaley.
You're fine too, I guess.
Well, we should be moseying along.
I'll sleep well knowing you three are looking out for the rest of us.
Well, thanks, Scaley.
That really means a lo Guys, let's not wake him.
Congratulation on best mission in history of missions! Enough living in the past.
Get out.
Okay, I guess we'll just see you Monday.
Where did you get this? Oh, that? Oh, it it was in The Nothingness.
Is it important? Hey Phyllis, what's going on? This is weird.
What is this, like a weird video game? I call next! - Is no game.
Is key.
- Key to what? Finding your parents.
Boone, you're a genius.
Sorry, I have to take this.
- Grrr! - Boone, you're a genius.
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