Phineas and Ferb s01e37 Episode Script
Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? (15 min)
You know what we're going to do today, Talbo? It's time to test The teleport! Eureka! Now I can teleport myself, anywhere in the world! Wouldn't you have to take one of those teleport things there first? Oh-oh, but then you'd already be there.
It kinda renders the whole thing redundant, doesn't it? Do you want me to remove your tongue again, Talbo? Cool! I know what we can do today, Ferb.
No, not the tongue thing.
The teleporter.
Hey, boys.
Hey, Mom.
Ferb and I are gonna build a teleport device.
Oh, great.
I wish you could teleport to where my earrings are.
I've lost them.
The dangly smoky topaz or the hoops? Hoops.
Oh She must be wearing the blue dress.
We'll keep an eye out for 'em.
Come on, Ferb.
We're burnin' daylight.
Teleports completed! Hey.
Where's Perry? Ew! You're not supposed to be here.
I told Phineas and Ferb to keep you outta my room.
I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
Mom! Do you know where Phineas and Ferb are? They're in the garage, honey.
Oh, by the way, Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
Please try not to embarrass me in front of him again.
What do you mean, again? Remember my fifth-grade graduation with the inflatableâ Oh, that's right.
My bad.
This is a glorious day for mankind.
Ready with the camera so we can document it? Cheese! How many times have I told you to keep Perry out of my room?! What are those? Teleports.
Pretty cool, huh? You guys are so bustâ Cool.
It worked.
Candace? Are you okay? Wait a second.
How did you guys get so big? And why is my hand green? I'm an ugly, smelly platypus ! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! Amazing.
I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! You and Perry going through the teleport at the same time must have switched your brains.
Oh, you think? You guys better change me back now or I'll Wait.
Jeremy's gonna be here soon! Not a problem, sis.
We'll just put you both through the teleporter again.
Hey.
Where's Perry? Uh, I-I mean Candace.
I mean Perry in Candace's body? Dooby-dooby doo ba Dooby-dooby doo ba Dooby-dooby doo I wonder where he scampered off to.
Any ideas, Ferb? What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
We built a teleportation device, and accidentally switched Candace and Perry's brains.
Really? That's so cool! You wouldn't think it was so cool if you smelled like this.
We're looking for Perry so we can switch them back to normal.
Wanna help? You betcha.
Dooby-dooby doo Dooby-dooby doo Dooby ba doo Carl! How many times have I told you? Lift the seat when you're done.
Sorry! Oh, there you Uh-oh.
Carl, I think we have a breach of security.
What do you mean, sir? There's a teenage girl in here.
A teenage girl? Agent P? Brilliant disguise! Man! I thought it was a real girl.
Now for your mission.
Slushy the Clown statues have disappeared all over the Tri-State area.
Without that clown, there's just nothing fun about lunch anymore.
Carl and I have lunch at Mr.
Slushy Burger every day.
Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown We really miss that clown.
So Ahem.
Drop whatever you're doing and find out what happened to those statues.
By lunchtime.
Candace? Hey, Candace! Awesome scooter! Hey, you wanna come to Slushy Burger with my mom and me? Was that a yes or a no? I don't know.
But I like the hat.
Yeah.
It's a good look for her.
Come on, guys! Are you almost done? Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
Ferb's printing up the last one now.
Looks great, Ferb.
"Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl"? Why did you use that picture? I don't want anyone to see me like that! That's the only picture we had.
Good job, Isabella! Glad I could help! Now everyone will see that horrible picture! Okay, Candace.
Just stay here while we post these around town.
We'll find Perry in no time.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime- Not anymore! A teenage girl? Perry the teenage girl?! Sorry about the tight fit, but, you know, if I knew you were going to disguise yourself as a teenage girl, I would've set a bigger trap.
I suppose you're wondering why I have all these clowns, right? Well, you see, I've had that Slushy Burger jingle stuck in my head for, like, a week.
Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown! Oh, I hate that song so much, I've stolen all the clowns, and I'm going to rip their tape boxes out.
You know, like you do.
And then I'm going to replace it with my own evil jingle.
I just have to finish writing it.
I-I'm having a hard time finding a good rhyme for "evil," though, you know.
Believe me, I've tried.
Keevil, deevil, feevil, we- You know, none of these are words.
You guys lost a platypus? Yep.
Officer 3323.
Tell Charlie we have a 1091P.
Yeah, it's a platypus.
Looks like a girl.
MIA.
And don't worry, boys.
After a nice lunch at Mr.
Slushy Burger, the Tri-State area's finest will be on the job.
By the way, our mom's also missing her earrings.
Which ones? The dangly topaz or the hoops? The hoops.
Oh, that's a shame.
We'll get right on it.
Mom! You won't believe what Phineas and Ferb did! What did they do this time? All you have to do is look at me! If that's Jeremy, tell him I'm getting ready! I-I don't want him to see me like this.
Okay, Candace, now what's so important? Hi, Jeremy.
Hey, Mrs.
Flynn.
Is Candace here? Oh, she's still getting ready.
You know girls.
Have a seat.
While you wait, I'll make you a snack.
Oh, hey, Perry.
Come up here.
How's my favorite little platypus today? Ohh I mean Grrr "Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl.
" You know, that's insulting to the platypus.
How are we supposed to tell if it's a girl? Why don't you watch some TV while you wait? Oh, hey.
I've got some great baby movies of Candace.
Ohh! There she is in the bathtub.
Oops! Little bubbles.
Mom! Remember what we talked about? My fifth-grade graduation? Fifth-grade graduation? What is she talking about? Ugh! Just turn off the home movies! Meevil, steevil, cleevil, heevil As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun.
Oh, great! There's a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, everything rhymes with "fun.
" Ha! You don't have a tail anymore.
Now you are no match for me! But wait a minute.
I-I-I can't hit a girl.
Oof! Did you have that purse when you came in? Well, I'm out of here.
What just happened? You're such a nice boy, Jeremy.
I can see why Candace built a shrine to you in her room.
Oopsy! I probably shouldn't have said that.
Thanks for feeding Perry while I look for my earrings.
Sure, no problem.
What's in this platypus food, anyway? Mostly worms and insect larvae.
Oh, Perry! Now I have to get the carpet cleaned again! Hey! Maybe I lost my earrings when I was folding Candace's laundry.
Why don't you help me look while you wait, Jeremy? Am I sweating milk?! Being a platypus is so gross! Wait! Wait! I can't- I can't fight when you're dressed as a girl.
It's so Cómo se dice Awkward.
Look! Shoes on sale! Curse you, Perry the teenager! Agent P! Hey! The girl missing her platypus found Slushy the Clown.
Yay! This is horrible! Mom is inside, ruining my love life! Oh.
There you are, Perry.
Great.
Change me back now! So this is how you went through the first time, right? You were holding Perry? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hurry! Oh He's a lot heavier now.
I wonder if it worked.
You guys are so busted! I'm telling Mom! You might consider bathing first.
I gotta get out of this! Gah! Oh, my old Shrinkinator.
I- I suppose I should've unplugged it before I turned it into a planter.
Come on, Mom, hurry up! You're busted.
See?! see?! It's right there!! Oh, my goodness! Did you make these? Uh Yeah.
These are so much nicer than the ones I lost! Awesome.
Thanks, boys.
Close your mouth, honey.
You'll catch flies.
She's a semi-neurotic (Song: Perry the Teenage Girl) Teenage girl of action (Dooby-dooby doo ba) (Dooby-dooby doo ba) She's a feisty little redhead with a platypus' brain You best leave her alone She's playing MP3s on her phone And whenever she's around You can hear the bad guys say Great.
Now I have this song stuck in my head.
She's Perry Perry the teenage girl
It kinda renders the whole thing redundant, doesn't it? Do you want me to remove your tongue again, Talbo? Cool! I know what we can do today, Ferb.
No, not the tongue thing.
The teleporter.
Hey, boys.
Hey, Mom.
Ferb and I are gonna build a teleport device.
Oh, great.
I wish you could teleport to where my earrings are.
I've lost them.
The dangly smoky topaz or the hoops? Hoops.
Oh She must be wearing the blue dress.
We'll keep an eye out for 'em.
Come on, Ferb.
We're burnin' daylight.
Teleports completed! Hey.
Where's Perry? Ew! You're not supposed to be here.
I told Phineas and Ferb to keep you outta my room.
I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
Mom! Do you know where Phineas and Ferb are? They're in the garage, honey.
Oh, by the way, Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
Please try not to embarrass me in front of him again.
What do you mean, again? Remember my fifth-grade graduation with the inflatableâ Oh, that's right.
My bad.
This is a glorious day for mankind.
Ready with the camera so we can document it? Cheese! How many times have I told you to keep Perry out of my room?! What are those? Teleports.
Pretty cool, huh? You guys are so bustâ Cool.
It worked.
Candace? Are you okay? Wait a second.
How did you guys get so big? And why is my hand green? I'm an ugly, smelly platypus ! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! Amazing.
I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! You and Perry going through the teleport at the same time must have switched your brains.
Oh, you think? You guys better change me back now or I'll Wait.
Jeremy's gonna be here soon! Not a problem, sis.
We'll just put you both through the teleporter again.
Hey.
Where's Perry? Uh, I-I mean Candace.
I mean Perry in Candace's body? Dooby-dooby doo ba Dooby-dooby doo ba Dooby-dooby doo I wonder where he scampered off to.
Any ideas, Ferb? What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
We built a teleportation device, and accidentally switched Candace and Perry's brains.
Really? That's so cool! You wouldn't think it was so cool if you smelled like this.
We're looking for Perry so we can switch them back to normal.
Wanna help? You betcha.
Dooby-dooby doo Dooby-dooby doo Dooby ba doo Carl! How many times have I told you? Lift the seat when you're done.
Sorry! Oh, there you Uh-oh.
Carl, I think we have a breach of security.
What do you mean, sir? There's a teenage girl in here.
A teenage girl? Agent P? Brilliant disguise! Man! I thought it was a real girl.
Now for your mission.
Slushy the Clown statues have disappeared all over the Tri-State area.
Without that clown, there's just nothing fun about lunch anymore.
Carl and I have lunch at Mr.
Slushy Burger every day.
Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown We really miss that clown.
So Ahem.
Drop whatever you're doing and find out what happened to those statues.
By lunchtime.
Candace? Hey, Candace! Awesome scooter! Hey, you wanna come to Slushy Burger with my mom and me? Was that a yes or a no? I don't know.
But I like the hat.
Yeah.
It's a good look for her.
Come on, guys! Are you almost done? Jeremy's gonna be here soon.
Ferb's printing up the last one now.
Looks great, Ferb.
"Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl"? Why did you use that picture? I don't want anyone to see me like that! That's the only picture we had.
Good job, Isabella! Glad I could help! Now everyone will see that horrible picture! Okay, Candace.
Just stay here while we post these around town.
We'll find Perry in no time.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime- Not anymore! A teenage girl? Perry the teenage girl?! Sorry about the tight fit, but, you know, if I knew you were going to disguise yourself as a teenage girl, I would've set a bigger trap.
I suppose you're wondering why I have all these clowns, right? Well, you see, I've had that Slushy Burger jingle stuck in my head for, like, a week.
Pickles so green and meat so brown Lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown! Oh, I hate that song so much, I've stolen all the clowns, and I'm going to rip their tape boxes out.
You know, like you do.
And then I'm going to replace it with my own evil jingle.
I just have to finish writing it.
I-I'm having a hard time finding a good rhyme for "evil," though, you know.
Believe me, I've tried.
Keevil, deevil, feevil, we- You know, none of these are words.
You guys lost a platypus? Yep.
Officer 3323.
Tell Charlie we have a 1091P.
Yeah, it's a platypus.
Looks like a girl.
MIA.
And don't worry, boys.
After a nice lunch at Mr.
Slushy Burger, the Tri-State area's finest will be on the job.
By the way, our mom's also missing her earrings.
Which ones? The dangly topaz or the hoops? The hoops.
Oh, that's a shame.
We'll get right on it.
Mom! You won't believe what Phineas and Ferb did! What did they do this time? All you have to do is look at me! If that's Jeremy, tell him I'm getting ready! I-I don't want him to see me like this.
Okay, Candace, now what's so important? Hi, Jeremy.
Hey, Mrs.
Flynn.
Is Candace here? Oh, she's still getting ready.
You know girls.
Have a seat.
While you wait, I'll make you a snack.
Oh, hey, Perry.
Come up here.
How's my favorite little platypus today? Ohh I mean Grrr "Lost platypus.
Looks like a girl.
" You know, that's insulting to the platypus.
How are we supposed to tell if it's a girl? Why don't you watch some TV while you wait? Oh, hey.
I've got some great baby movies of Candace.
Ohh! There she is in the bathtub.
Oops! Little bubbles.
Mom! Remember what we talked about? My fifth-grade graduation? Fifth-grade graduation? What is she talking about? Ugh! Just turn off the home movies! Meevil, steevil, cleevil, heevil As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun.
Oh, great! There's a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, everything rhymes with "fun.
" Ha! You don't have a tail anymore.
Now you are no match for me! But wait a minute.
I-I-I can't hit a girl.
Oof! Did you have that purse when you came in? Well, I'm out of here.
What just happened? You're such a nice boy, Jeremy.
I can see why Candace built a shrine to you in her room.
Oopsy! I probably shouldn't have said that.
Thanks for feeding Perry while I look for my earrings.
Sure, no problem.
What's in this platypus food, anyway? Mostly worms and insect larvae.
Oh, Perry! Now I have to get the carpet cleaned again! Hey! Maybe I lost my earrings when I was folding Candace's laundry.
Why don't you help me look while you wait, Jeremy? Am I sweating milk?! Being a platypus is so gross! Wait! Wait! I can't- I can't fight when you're dressed as a girl.
It's so Cómo se dice Awkward.
Look! Shoes on sale! Curse you, Perry the teenager! Agent P! Hey! The girl missing her platypus found Slushy the Clown.
Yay! This is horrible! Mom is inside, ruining my love life! Oh.
There you are, Perry.
Great.
Change me back now! So this is how you went through the first time, right? You were holding Perry? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Hurry! Oh He's a lot heavier now.
I wonder if it worked.
You guys are so busted! I'm telling Mom! You might consider bathing first.
I gotta get out of this! Gah! Oh, my old Shrinkinator.
I- I suppose I should've unplugged it before I turned it into a planter.
Come on, Mom, hurry up! You're busted.
See?! see?! It's right there!! Oh, my goodness! Did you make these? Uh Yeah.
These are so much nicer than the ones I lost! Awesome.
Thanks, boys.
Close your mouth, honey.
You'll catch flies.
She's a semi-neurotic (Song: Perry the Teenage Girl) Teenage girl of action (Dooby-dooby doo ba) (Dooby-dooby doo ba) She's a feisty little redhead with a platypus' brain You best leave her alone She's playing MP3s on her phone And whenever she's around You can hear the bad guys say Great.
Now I have this song stuck in my head.
She's Perry Perry the teenage girl