Phineas and Ferb s02e09 Episode Script
Chez Platypus (15 min)
Ferb, what's that noise? Is that your stomach? Yeah, I'm hungry, too.
That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée.
You know, because it's so small.
Yes, I think we got that.
How hard is it to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go to, and has great food? That's it.
I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb.
S'up, Stace? Candace, are you sitting down? I don't want you to have an aneurism.
Why would I have an aneurism? 'Cause someone just IM'd me, that someone else heard, someone else overhear, that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a very special evening tonight! Candace, do you need medical attention? Oh.
I need attention From the doctor of love! Paging Dr.
Jeremy.
Doctor, I got a fever.
Well, let me take care of that, little lady.
Wow, a special evening.
It's my call waiting.
Honey, just calling to remind youâ Ah, it wasn't him.
Don't worry, he'll call.
Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I decided to build a restaurant.
Hey, you could be our hostess! Hmm.
What'cha eatin'? You guys can bus tables.
Baljeet can be our soda jerk.
I make a mean milkshake! Ferb will be our chef.
Hey, I can work the velvet rope.
I never leave home without my velvet rope.
Uh Where do you keep that? I'll never tell.
So, what's the name of your restaurant? Chez Platypus, of course! By the way, where's Perry? What? Nothing available for tonight? Oh.
Never mind.
Oh.
Sorry, Agent P.
It's date night tonight with the wife, and if I don't figure out something special to do, I'm royally in the doghouse.
Rreow! Pkshh! Carl! Anyway, Agent P, sources indicate Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is up to one of his evil schemes.
Iâ need you to get out there and put a stop to it.
Good luck.
Beautiful, kind, and gentle Jeremy's dreamy pre-set ringtone! Beautifulâ Hello? Hello? Candace? This is Candace.
Candace, it's Jeremy.
Jeremy? Candace? Okay, no-no.
You talk, you talk.
Okay, you go.
Okay, so, I was wondering if you wanted to do something tonight? Just the two of us? Yeah.
Sure.
That'd be great.
Well, awesome! Uh So I'll pick you up later? Bye.
Okay, bye.
Yes! Oh, no.
Listen, you twerps.
Sometimes your stuff messes with my stuff, and tonight I got some big stuff going on.
So you leave your stuff out there, and leave my stuff alone, or you'll get some of this stuff! Get it?! So, are we pairing the chicken entrée with the soup? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Oh, Perry the Platypus! You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks.
But You know, not the door.
Well, let's just get you out of theâ You'reâ You're really trapped in here, just Just like I planned.
Obviously.
So let me tell you my latest scheme.
I'm so tired of all these happy couples around me, romantic and laughing, mocking me with their happiness.
Well, not anymore.
My De-Love-inator satellite will eliminate the feeling of love in the entire Tri-State Area.
All I have to do is press this button.
It would be so easy to press it right now.
It would be so simple, butâ You know, I've got a date tonight, and I like to stay optimistic.
But if we don't hit it off, I'm definitely gonna ruin it for everyone else.
Hi.
Hi.
Ready? I'm, like, so looking forward to tonight.
A special evening, just the two of us.
So, what do you have planned? Horseback riding? I just love horseback riding.
Oh, you stopped.
Ta-da! Your brothers have opened the trendiest restaurant in town, and this is where I'm taking you.
Oh.
Uh, really? How fun.
Well, i-if you prefer to do something else Well Platypus-themed restaurants are so now, so wow.
It will be a miracle if we get in.
Cool.
Let's definitely eat here.
But no way are we waiting in this line.
I practically own the place.
Come on! Outta my way, people! VIP coming through! All right, Buford.
Make with the rope and let us in.
Name? It's me.
"Me" who? I'm Candace.
Candace Flynn? You're not on the list.
You should have made a reservation yesterday.
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday.
I demand to be let in right now.
Good evening, sir.
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation.
No problem, dude.
Did that guy just bribe you? He didn't bribe me.
He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.
Now, back in line.
Right this way to your table, sir.
Hey, Isabella.
Have you seen Perry? No.
Not lately.
Hmm.
So I noticed in your online profile that you say you like tall men.
Is-Isâ Is that true? That's right.
And you're not very tall at all.
Well, I-I'm 6'2.
I slouch.
My last date was 6 foot 9.
Now, that's a good-looking man.
But I'll be honest, I've never been able to resist a man in a lab coat.
Really? Look.
Look, I'm wearing one right now.
Hey.
There you are, Perry.
We've gotta put you in your place of honor.
I'm usually extremely attracted to blonds.
Oh, I-I see.
But there is something about your windblown style that gives me goosebumps.
Really? Well, I-I must say, it's quite a bit of work in the morning, you know, butâ Apparently worth it.
There you go, Perry.
Now everyone can see you.
Hey, Ferb.
We need a chicken special for table five.
Enjoy your meal.
Really.
You're letting complete strangers in.
I'm the owners' sister.
I demand to be let in right now! I'm supposed to be having the time of my life! Candace? I really don't mind waiting a bit.
It's actually kinda fun just hanging out here with you.
Oh, really? All right, next party, step this way.
Oh, come on! So, how do you feel about evil? Huh? That's a weird question.
Is it? Iâ I'm just making conversation.
But I love it.
Look.
You have an evil tattoo.
Look, look, look, just like mine.
I can't believe we have so much in common.
Y-you know, I don't even put "evil" on my profile anymore because it attracts so many weirdos.
Don't I know it.
That's it.
I'm calling Mom and making her tell the boys to let us in.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb have made an exclusive restaurant in the yard and you've got to tell them to tell Buford to let us in.
Okay.
Okay, honey.
We're just finishing dinner.
We'll be home in a minute.
Urgh! Jeremy, hold our place in line.
I'm going out front to wait for my Mom.
But Candace Perry the Platypus? Oh, looking for my remote, are you? Well, here.
Take it.
I don't need it anymore.
I am in love! Sven, I heard a trendy new badger restaurant just opened up the street.
Badger? Cool.
Ooh, let's go! Ooh, badger restaurant.
Ooh, I love badgers.
Platypus-themed restaurants are so four hours ago.
Let's bail.
Cool.
Yeah! I haven't eaten badger in a week.
Woo-hoo! Sounds cool! Let's go! Ah The public is fickle.
Excuse me, young man.
I'd like to buy your restaurant.
I envision a chain of platypus-themed restaurants as far as the Tri-State Area can see.
Heck.
Dinner service is over.
You can have it.
Mom! Dad! The boys have a restaurant in the yard, and they're not letting me in.
You've gotta put a stop to it! Come on! Have fun with the restaurant! Bye! Uh, guys? Ugh, whatever.
Excuse me, miss.
Do you have a table for two? Right this way, sir.
Enjoy.
You know, Candace.
I've had a lot of fun in your backyard.
But this is the best time yet.
Oh, look.
How adorable! Candace, you want me to put a stop to this? No! No, no, no! Go! Shoo! Keep moving, nothing to see here.
Now, where were we? (Song: Happy Evil Love Song) Love was once a crazy dream Now it's my new evil scheme And I'm as happy as can be It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff I found my other half Yes, I got an evil love (La-la, la-la-la-la) When the robot armies march To the beating of our hearts I'm as happy as can be It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love (Love-love, love-love-love-love) Oo-ooh Evil love Oo-ooh I have never been so happy in my entire life! Oh, Heinzâ I feel nothing.
But-but-butâ Nothing.
It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love (Love-love, love-love-love-love) Oo-ooh Evil love Oo-ooh
That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée.
You know, because it's so small.
Yes, I think we got that.
How hard is it to have a trendy restaurant that's fun to go to, and has great food? That's it.
I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb.
S'up, Stace? Candace, are you sitting down? I don't want you to have an aneurism.
Why would I have an aneurism? 'Cause someone just IM'd me, that someone else heard, someone else overhear, that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a very special evening tonight! Candace, do you need medical attention? Oh.
I need attention From the doctor of love! Paging Dr.
Jeremy.
Doctor, I got a fever.
Well, let me take care of that, little lady.
Wow, a special evening.
It's my call waiting.
Honey, just calling to remind youâ Ah, it wasn't him.
Don't worry, he'll call.
Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I decided to build a restaurant.
Hey, you could be our hostess! Hmm.
What'cha eatin'? You guys can bus tables.
Baljeet can be our soda jerk.
I make a mean milkshake! Ferb will be our chef.
Hey, I can work the velvet rope.
I never leave home without my velvet rope.
Uh Where do you keep that? I'll never tell.
So, what's the name of your restaurant? Chez Platypus, of course! By the way, where's Perry? What? Nothing available for tonight? Oh.
Never mind.
Oh.
Sorry, Agent P.
It's date night tonight with the wife, and if I don't figure out something special to do, I'm royally in the doghouse.
Rreow! Pkshh! Carl! Anyway, Agent P, sources indicate Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is up to one of his evil schemes.
Iâ need you to get out there and put a stop to it.
Good luck.
Beautiful, kind, and gentle Jeremy's dreamy pre-set ringtone! Beautifulâ Hello? Hello? Candace? This is Candace.
Candace, it's Jeremy.
Jeremy? Candace? Okay, no-no.
You talk, you talk.
Okay, you go.
Okay, so, I was wondering if you wanted to do something tonight? Just the two of us? Yeah.
Sure.
That'd be great.
Well, awesome! Uh So I'll pick you up later? Bye.
Okay, bye.
Yes! Oh, no.
Listen, you twerps.
Sometimes your stuff messes with my stuff, and tonight I got some big stuff going on.
So you leave your stuff out there, and leave my stuff alone, or you'll get some of this stuff! Get it?! So, are we pairing the chicken entrée with the soup? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Oh, Perry the Platypus! You must have noticed how I reinforced the locks.
But You know, not the door.
Well, let's just get you out of theâ You'reâ You're really trapped in here, just Just like I planned.
Obviously.
So let me tell you my latest scheme.
I'm so tired of all these happy couples around me, romantic and laughing, mocking me with their happiness.
Well, not anymore.
My De-Love-inator satellite will eliminate the feeling of love in the entire Tri-State Area.
All I have to do is press this button.
It would be so easy to press it right now.
It would be so simple, butâ You know, I've got a date tonight, and I like to stay optimistic.
But if we don't hit it off, I'm definitely gonna ruin it for everyone else.
Hi.
Hi.
Ready? I'm, like, so looking forward to tonight.
A special evening, just the two of us.
So, what do you have planned? Horseback riding? I just love horseback riding.
Oh, you stopped.
Ta-da! Your brothers have opened the trendiest restaurant in town, and this is where I'm taking you.
Oh.
Uh, really? How fun.
Well, i-if you prefer to do something else Well Platypus-themed restaurants are so now, so wow.
It will be a miracle if we get in.
Cool.
Let's definitely eat here.
But no way are we waiting in this line.
I practically own the place.
Come on! Outta my way, people! VIP coming through! All right, Buford.
Make with the rope and let us in.
Name? It's me.
"Me" who? I'm Candace.
Candace Flynn? You're not on the list.
You should have made a reservation yesterday.
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday.
I demand to be let in right now.
Good evening, sir.
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation.
No problem, dude.
Did that guy just bribe you? He didn't bribe me.
He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion.
Now, back in line.
Right this way to your table, sir.
Hey, Isabella.
Have you seen Perry? No.
Not lately.
Hmm.
So I noticed in your online profile that you say you like tall men.
Is-Isâ Is that true? That's right.
And you're not very tall at all.
Well, I-I'm 6'2.
I slouch.
My last date was 6 foot 9.
Now, that's a good-looking man.
But I'll be honest, I've never been able to resist a man in a lab coat.
Really? Look.
Look, I'm wearing one right now.
Hey.
There you are, Perry.
We've gotta put you in your place of honor.
I'm usually extremely attracted to blonds.
Oh, I-I see.
But there is something about your windblown style that gives me goosebumps.
Really? Well, I-I must say, it's quite a bit of work in the morning, you know, butâ Apparently worth it.
There you go, Perry.
Now everyone can see you.
Hey, Ferb.
We need a chicken special for table five.
Enjoy your meal.
Really.
You're letting complete strangers in.
I'm the owners' sister.
I demand to be let in right now! I'm supposed to be having the time of my life! Candace? I really don't mind waiting a bit.
It's actually kinda fun just hanging out here with you.
Oh, really? All right, next party, step this way.
Oh, come on! So, how do you feel about evil? Huh? That's a weird question.
Is it? Iâ I'm just making conversation.
But I love it.
Look.
You have an evil tattoo.
Look, look, look, just like mine.
I can't believe we have so much in common.
Y-you know, I don't even put "evil" on my profile anymore because it attracts so many weirdos.
Don't I know it.
That's it.
I'm calling Mom and making her tell the boys to let us in.
Mom, Phineas and Ferb have made an exclusive restaurant in the yard and you've got to tell them to tell Buford to let us in.
Okay.
Okay, honey.
We're just finishing dinner.
We'll be home in a minute.
Urgh! Jeremy, hold our place in line.
I'm going out front to wait for my Mom.
But Candace Perry the Platypus? Oh, looking for my remote, are you? Well, here.
Take it.
I don't need it anymore.
I am in love! Sven, I heard a trendy new badger restaurant just opened up the street.
Badger? Cool.
Ooh, let's go! Ooh, badger restaurant.
Ooh, I love badgers.
Platypus-themed restaurants are so four hours ago.
Let's bail.
Cool.
Yeah! I haven't eaten badger in a week.
Woo-hoo! Sounds cool! Let's go! Ah The public is fickle.
Excuse me, young man.
I'd like to buy your restaurant.
I envision a chain of platypus-themed restaurants as far as the Tri-State Area can see.
Heck.
Dinner service is over.
You can have it.
Mom! Dad! The boys have a restaurant in the yard, and they're not letting me in.
You've gotta put a stop to it! Come on! Have fun with the restaurant! Bye! Uh, guys? Ugh, whatever.
Excuse me, miss.
Do you have a table for two? Right this way, sir.
Enjoy.
You know, Candace.
I've had a lot of fun in your backyard.
But this is the best time yet.
Oh, look.
How adorable! Candace, you want me to put a stop to this? No! No, no, no! Go! Shoo! Keep moving, nothing to see here.
Now, where were we? (Song: Happy Evil Love Song) Love was once a crazy dream Now it's my new evil scheme And I'm as happy as can be It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff I found my other half Yes, I got an evil love (La-la, la-la-la-la) When the robot armies march To the beating of our hearts I'm as happy as can be It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love (Love-love, love-love-love-love) Oo-ooh Evil love Oo-ooh I have never been so happy in my entire life! Oh, Heinzâ I feel nothing.
But-but-butâ Nothing.
It's the age-old story how an evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love (Love-love, love-love-love-love) Oo-ooh Evil love Oo-ooh