Phineas and Ferb s02e42 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Gravity.
Hmm.
I wonder if there's any way around that.
What are you guys doing? Well, right now we're just thinking about defying gravity.
Please.
Even you can't change the law of gravity.
It's a universal law, like, "you can't wear white after Labor Day".
An absolute law without a hope of appeal? That's despotism! Somebody oughta– Hey, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? Right here.
Oh, I didn't see him there.
Carl.
One minute, sir! Just finishing up my status update.
"Carl is interning like there's no tomorrow!" Done.
Carl, I just completed your intern evaluation report.
You've earned a gold star in every category except one.
You need to show more initiative.
Sir, I've never gotten less than a gold star in my entire interning life.
Well, I do have 24 hours before I have to submit my evaluation.
Prove that you can show initiative and that gold star is yours.
I'll start right now by triple-checking the chattosphere for suspicious activities.
Hey, Ferb.
Nice job on that blueprint for our Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher.
I just posted it on our website so Baljeet can check the math.
Hey, Baljeet.
That was fast.
Your blueprints are 97% sound.
But, you accidentally placed a cosine where you needed a quadratic differential! Not to worry.
I fixed it.
I will send an attachment.
Excellent.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! There's absolutely nothing going on today.
Have you finished that puzzle yet? No, I lost the stupid box lid.
Now I can't figure out how to solve it.
Then you could finish building me a bride out of icicle-pop sticks like you promised.
I'd like to help you out, Norm.
Really.
But, look at my tongue.
See? Ah? Look at that.
My doctor said no more raspberry icicle-pops until the blue dye flushes completely out of my system.
Why must I be alone? I don't know.
Why are raspberry icicle-pops blue? And I know what you are doing, Norm! You're a sick, sick robot! I need a really evil scheme.
But Oh, it's so hard to create when I'm in one of my moods.
Maybe I can borrow someone else's plans from the Internet.
Blueprints, and, search.
Ooh, an Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher! How about the Anti-Gravity Evil Launch-inator? There.
I changed the name, that makes it mine.
This could be the greatest scheme ever! Although, I'm not quite sure the evil applications.
Eh, something will come to me.
Doofenshmirtz just downloaded a blueprint.
Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher? Sounds fishy.
Let's run it through the anagram decoder.
Major Monogram! You don't have to yell.
I'm right here.
Doofenshmirtz just downloaded these plans for anti-gravity fun launcher.
But, when I run that through the anagram decoder, the letters form "Evil Fanatic Hunt R Raygun".
Looks like you're missing an E.
They're probably just trying to mislead us.
Let's check the source.
Agent P's owners! They must be in league with Doofenshmirtz.
I don't know, Carl.
Sounds a little far-fetched.
But, wait, listen to this.
It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
But, if we play all those syllables backwards in a random order, we get Let's help Doofenshmirtz d-destroy the Tri-State Area.
Keep a close eye on those boys.
See what else you can find out.
Perry! Agent P, we need you to track down a missing agent.
Code name: Agent G.
We're not sure of his current location, but we have a few leads placing him in Iceland, Monte Carlo, Burbank, California, and the moon.
It's up to you to chase that goose and bring him back to the agency.
Good luck, Agent P.
Monogram out.
So, who is Agent G again? Garry the Gander? Oh, that's just a wild-goose chase.
Get it? Goose? Gander? Heh.
Uh We had to distract Agent P because he's too close to Phineas and Ferb.
Then, who will investigate the boys? Hm, we need to send someone in undercover, all the agents are out on their missions (Song: Carl, Incognito) Carl! Dressed as a cheerleader! Carl! Now he's wearin' a pinafore! Carl! In his pajamas! Carl! Now he's a guy from the Civil War! Dressed as a cowboy or an old steel worker And now he's the lead in a '40s tearjerker! He's Carl! Incognito! Good luck, Agent Carl.
You can count on me, sir.
Okay, now, where's Perry? All right, guys, chop-chop.
Time to prove Sir Isaac Newton wrong.
Sir, I've reached the target.
Over.
Roger that, Carl.
Now observe, then infiltrate.
Who's that, Phineas? Oh, hey, kid.
You wanna help? Me? Sure.
Sir, I've made contact.
Hey, thanks.
What's your name? Uh Say a cool name like Nitro, Dax or Steel.
My name is Carl.
Nice to meet you, Carl.
Come and join us in the fun.
Sir, I've gained their trust.
So, what kind of scheme is this? We're just having fun challenging universal laws.
So, I hear you're the math genius behind this operation.
Oh, no, no, no.
Phineas and Ferb's blueprint was already brilliant.
I just made a minor modification.
Interesting.
So, Ferb, you don't talk much, do you? Actually, I– Oh, what's that over there? Nice job, everyone.
It came out perfectly.
Who wants to go first? I think our guest should go first.
Uh, uh, me? Okay, Ferb, let's see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull.
Whoaa! What's happening? Don't worry, it only lasts fifteen minutes.
Looks fun though, doesn't it? Let's all go.
Woo-hoo! Yeah! Coming through.
So, what exactly is the evil purpose in all of this? Evil? This is just for fun.
Hey, guys, wait for me! Bom-bom-bap-bum-ba-ba-da-ba-doo (Song: When You Levitate) Gravity's not so much a law as just a mere suggestion Whether or not you're gonna follow it is up to your discretion So if you wanna get above the trees Get ready for some zero G's And get in line 'cause you know that there's no weight When you levitate When you levitate When you levitate I said when you levitate When you levitate When you levitate When you levitate Oh! Oh, when you levitate! Phineas and Ferb, floating in mid-air? Ooh, they are so busted this time.
I've gotta find Mom.
Carl, status update.
Over.
Sir, I can't.
Carl? Carl! Oh, no, they must be torturing that poor kid.
Don't worry, little unpaid intern.
Help is on the way.
Thanks for bringing this down for me, Norm.
For some reason, it runs on solar power.
How many times do I have to tell you, you can't park in a loading zone? Well, uh– I-It's not a vehicle.
It's an evil device.
You see, this is what I do for a living.
No, don't! Oh! Gary ze Gander? I know nothing! That was so much fun.
Remember when Isabella– Ahem.
Who's that? Uh, hello, son.
Hi, Carl's dad! Hello, children.
Carl, uh– Your mother and I were worried when you didn't come home.
Uh, are you in trouble? No, Maj– Er, Dad.
I was just playing with my new friends.
Sir, situation neutralized.
Abort mission.
I repeat, abort mission.
Well, uh Son, it's time to go home, and– Aw, come on, Dad, can't I just stay for five more minutes? No, no, we have to go.
Your, uh mom is making dinner.
See you later, Carl.
It was a lot of fun.
Nice kid.
Last one in has to clean up! Woo-hoo! We are the firsts! Stop! Hm.
That's an interesting shape.
It looks famil– Oh! Wait.
An Anti-Gravity Evil Launch-inator.
I found another one.
Heh.
What are the odds? Norm, get down here.
I need help.
Our next guest is a covert secret agent.
We've pixelated his face to conceal his identity.
Now, I understand that you're searching for a long-lost colleague.
Oh, you brought a picture.
Now, viewers, if you see this agent, call in immediately.
Well, I guess he found him.
Hey, buddy, you forgot your pixelation! Norm, you're spectacular.
I never knew you could do that.
Did you know I could also do this? Really? Wow, I-I should really read your instruction book.
Yes.
Yes, you should.
It's about thirty feet tall with electrodes and stuff! Mm-hm.
You'll see.
I'll just open the gate, and you'll– Eek! It's gone! That's a shocker.
Norm, you've really outdone yourself today.
Does this mean–? Yes, you'll have your icicle-pop stick bride.
Yay.
Uh-oh.
You got a license to drive a robot with more than two axles? Ah-em Uh That's what I thought.
Okay, Charley, pull 'er up.
Curse you, motor vehicle code! I'm very proud of you, Carl.
But, my feelings for you can be better expressed in your evaluation.
All gold stars! Oh, there you are, Agent P.
Sorry about the wild-goose chase.
You were just too close to this case.
But, don't feel bad.
No one could ever find Agent G.
He's been missing for far, far too long.
What the–? Agent G! On an extremely extended vacation, hm? Well, Agent P deserves a vacation more than you do.
He deserves one, but unfortunately, evil never rests.
So, we'll see you tomorrow.
Well, this is getting a little awkward.
Carl, my arm is getting tired and he won't salute back.