Phineas and Ferb s02e44 Episode Script
Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Last night's meteor might not have been as innocent as we thought.
Look what happened to Dr.
Zachary! Cool! Now what? Alright, what are you two up to? Watching The Invasion of the Human Overlords marathon.
They're playing all five movies tonight! Is that all? Pfft.
Well, enjoy your lame, colorless marathon.
I'm heading back.
Wait, who's that? That's Dr.
Abernathy.
He's a scientist! Wow, he's kinda hunky for a 50s guy.
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
Thanks, doctor, but please, call me Amanda.
Alright Amanda.
Sold! Get me up to speed.
The aliens are replacing the heads of all the humans with their own shape-shifting, multi-eyed heads, which can then assume the form of the host human.
Get out.
And then? Once they replace more than 51% of all the humans, they can assume control of the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
Shut up! And? No way! Is there no way to stop them? Only if you catch them when they're in their human state.
That's when they're at their weakest.
Then, how can you tell they're aliens? There's three classic ways to spot an alien.
First, they have strange vocal patterns.
They don't quite get human syntax.
Pass me that krie-bop, please.
You mean, this hammer? Oh, yes, hammer.
Krie-bop is what we call it in Ohio where I am from.
What else? They're anatomically disproportionate.
Now I need the sprigle-brock.
The what? Never mind.
I will get it.
But, the clearest sign is that they can safely remove any human head, and replace it with their multi-eyed, shape-shifting one.
Well, yeah.
I guess that will be a give-away.
Like this.
Doctor? What's wrong? Are you alright? Yes, Amanda.
I'm fine.
We're all fine.
And soon you will be too! NO!!! Sorry, Amanda, but, we've waited long enough.
NO!!! This can't be! What's happening? NO!!! I tried to warn you.
Doctor, your head is attached! You're a human again! Yes, and once Dr.
Zachary returns from heading into those dark, ominous woods alone, with his not fully charged flashlight, you will be too Amanda.
But, it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me?! I was a fool! A fool!!! Oh, my gosh, you guys, that was awesome.
Guys? Uh, guys? Oh, wow, it's tomorrow already.
I gotta find those guys and tell 'em how it ended.
Guys, guys, guysâ Ugh! Sorry, Mom.
Have you seen the boys? Yeah, I think they're upstairs.
Can you do me a favor and take the laundry up? I'm late for an appointment.
Sure, Mom.
Thanks, hon.
I'll be back.
Oh, how cute.
Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Oh, there you are.
You know, that movie was so Oops.
Sorry.
I'll just put these in your room.
Oh, I wish you were there, Ferb.
So do I.
Tell Uncle Angus and Aunt Mora thanks for the candy.
Too right.
Scotland out.
Peace.
Oh, hey, Phineas.
Oh, my gosh, you missed it.
By the end, everyone got their heads back and everything went back to normal.
Well, sort of.
The entire laboratory disappeared.
But, I loved it.
I can't look at anything the same way ever again.
Cool, glad you liked it.
Ooh, I-I almost forgot the coolest part.
Hey, guys.
Guys.
You're never gonna believe this.
At the end, theyâ Ferb? Oh, my gosh! Ferb's an alien.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on a second.
I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason Ferb can remove his head.
I mean, it's not like he had any of the other telltale signs, is it? Oh, no.
Strange vocal patterns Oh, how cute.
Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Anatomically disproportionate They got to Ferb!!! Phineas! Phineas! I-I know you're gonna think I've completely lost it, but, I'm pretty sure that Ferb is an alien! We've gotta find his head and reattach it.
My brother's an alien? How cool is that? But, I think you may be letting your imagination get the best of you, sis.
Oh, a non-believer, huh? Well, you know what? I'm gonna get proof.
I'm gonna get proof! You'll see! Ferb's an alien! Hey, where's Perry? Sorry about the distraction, Agent P.
The ladies are helping to, uh "net-roy-er" the lair.
Tré biens, Monsieur Monogram.
Trés bien.
Bonjour, Carl.
Bonjour, Madame.
So, we're having a bit of a cleanup here, which coincidentally is what Doofenshmirtz seem to be up too as well.
He's put some old -inators up for sale on an evil auction site.
If one of those devices were to fall into the wrong hands, it could be catastâ C-Couldâ Could you please wait for me to finish, Mimi? Non Mimi.
Fifi.
Oui, Fifi.
Oh, now I've lost my train of thought.
Anyway, get out to Doof's place and put a stop to it.
How much is this costing us, Carl? Une petite fortune.
Petite.
That means small, right? Well done, Carl.
(Song: You're Not Ferb) Something weird's going on 'round here Gotta get me some evidence! Some strange goings-on happenin' on the back lawn And it's gettin' too intense 'Cause you're not Ferb! No, and I'm disturbed! 'Cause you're not Ferb! You've got the same colored hair And his savoir-faire And his zany serenity! Though it's not conclusive, something elusive Says you stole his identity! 'Cause you're not Ferb! No, you're not Ferb! No, you're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Oh, hello.
You must be here about the ad, right? Well, come on in.
It's right over here.
Behold, the Wrapped-Up-in-a-Nice-Little-Bow-Inator.
I bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Well, let just say your nemesis is arriving sooner than expected andâ A-And your place is a complete mess.
Tidying up is a snap, with the press of this large, red button.
See? Wrapped up in a nice little bow.
You can also use it to hang your clothes on.
Just like a treadmill.
So, although my ad said firm, I am flexible, so make me an offer.
Wow.
You're a good negotiator.
Okay, half price.
And I'll throw in my Druselstein minor-league baseball collection.
Perry the Platypus? Well, it's a good thing I still have my Druselstein minor-league bat.
Have at you! Aw.
Well, Phineas, what do you think? Wait.
Before you say anything, look at these photos.
I stalked Ferb all day.
See? Proof positive.
Ferb is an alien.
Um, wellâ No, no, no, no.
Just wait till you see.
Here, here.
Butâ Here, here.
Butâ Here and here! And listen to this.
See? That is an entirely different silence than the Ferb silence we're used to.
Here, I'll pay it backwards.
Um Fine! Here, here, wait.
What about this hideous ball of goo? Listen, Candace.
As cool as it would be for Ferb to be an alien, that's sadly not the case.
Here.
Follow me and I'll show you.
Wait, show me what? Ferb, old pal, our dear sister here thinks you may be a sinister extraterrestrial visitor.
I saw Ferb's head ripped off by a hideous alien monster.
Oh You must mean this reverse power coupling unit we're repairing.
Reverse power coupling unit? Sure.
That's all it was.
Ferb's no more alien than you or me.
Butâ But, what about all this evidence I've been collecting? Well, even though Ferb's not an alien, we are fixing a spacecraft for a friend of Meap's.
Wait.
What? We just finished and we're about to launch.
Ferb, you're not an alien! Uh, you're about to launch? You guys are so busted.
I'm getting Mom! Go.
Go.
You're free, little skinned bird.
Mom? Oh! Candace, you scared the bejabbers out of me.
Come on.
I've got something to show you.
Seriously, Mom, I've waited for this moment a long time.
All right, you two, let's get the show on the road! Yes! Ooh, how cool is this? So busted, so busted, so busted! Mom, are you seeing this? I-I-I-I can't believe this is really happening! You guys are so busted! And I busted you.
For once, Mom is right here to see it! Right, Mom? Yes.
She sees it! All right! So busted, so busted, so busted! You two have done a great job repairing my ship.
So busted! Haâ Huh? Your ship? No problem, Garbog.
I hope you finished your study on the habits of the human female parental unit.
Uh, I-Iâ It's Mom! The real Mom! And I still have proof! Crud.
But, the launch pad is still there! Uh-oh.
Curse you, Perry the Platâ Why did I ever order such a large bedroom set? Agent P! Ow! Wow, you know, it's actually quite a bit roomier in here than you'd think.
Mother? Is that you? I mean, really you? Candace, I don't have time right now.
I have frozens.
Yep, that's you.
Come on, Mom, quick! Nice design on that rocket gantry, by the way.
And it folds up for easy storage.
Cool.
Please, please, please, please be there! And I'm seeing the backyard.
NO!!! Oh, there you are, Perry.
But, it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me?! I was a fool! A fool!!!
Look what happened to Dr.
Zachary! Cool! Now what? Alright, what are you two up to? Watching The Invasion of the Human Overlords marathon.
They're playing all five movies tonight! Is that all? Pfft.
Well, enjoy your lame, colorless marathon.
I'm heading back.
Wait, who's that? That's Dr.
Abernathy.
He's a scientist! Wow, he's kinda hunky for a 50s guy.
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
Thanks, doctor, but please, call me Amanda.
Alright Amanda.
Sold! Get me up to speed.
The aliens are replacing the heads of all the humans with their own shape-shifting, multi-eyed heads, which can then assume the form of the host human.
Get out.
And then? Once they replace more than 51% of all the humans, they can assume control of the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
Shut up! And? No way! Is there no way to stop them? Only if you catch them when they're in their human state.
That's when they're at their weakest.
Then, how can you tell they're aliens? There's three classic ways to spot an alien.
First, they have strange vocal patterns.
They don't quite get human syntax.
Pass me that krie-bop, please.
You mean, this hammer? Oh, yes, hammer.
Krie-bop is what we call it in Ohio where I am from.
What else? They're anatomically disproportionate.
Now I need the sprigle-brock.
The what? Never mind.
I will get it.
But, the clearest sign is that they can safely remove any human head, and replace it with their multi-eyed, shape-shifting one.
Well, yeah.
I guess that will be a give-away.
Like this.
Doctor? What's wrong? Are you alright? Yes, Amanda.
I'm fine.
We're all fine.
And soon you will be too! NO!!! Sorry, Amanda, but, we've waited long enough.
NO!!! This can't be! What's happening? NO!!! I tried to warn you.
Doctor, your head is attached! You're a human again! Yes, and once Dr.
Zachary returns from heading into those dark, ominous woods alone, with his not fully charged flashlight, you will be too Amanda.
But, it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me?! I was a fool! A fool!!! Oh, my gosh, you guys, that was awesome.
Guys? Uh, guys? Oh, wow, it's tomorrow already.
I gotta find those guys and tell 'em how it ended.
Guys, guys, guysâ Ugh! Sorry, Mom.
Have you seen the boys? Yeah, I think they're upstairs.
Can you do me a favor and take the laundry up? I'm late for an appointment.
Sure, Mom.
Thanks, hon.
I'll be back.
Oh, how cute.
Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Oh, there you are.
You know, that movie was so Oops.
Sorry.
I'll just put these in your room.
Oh, I wish you were there, Ferb.
So do I.
Tell Uncle Angus and Aunt Mora thanks for the candy.
Too right.
Scotland out.
Peace.
Oh, hey, Phineas.
Oh, my gosh, you missed it.
By the end, everyone got their heads back and everything went back to normal.
Well, sort of.
The entire laboratory disappeared.
But, I loved it.
I can't look at anything the same way ever again.
Cool, glad you liked it.
Ooh, I-I almost forgot the coolest part.
Hey, guys.
Guys.
You're never gonna believe this.
At the end, theyâ Ferb? Oh, my gosh! Ferb's an alien.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hang on a second.
I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason Ferb can remove his head.
I mean, it's not like he had any of the other telltale signs, is it? Oh, no.
Strange vocal patterns Oh, how cute.
Ferb's torso is so tiny.
Anatomically disproportionate They got to Ferb!!! Phineas! Phineas! I-I know you're gonna think I've completely lost it, but, I'm pretty sure that Ferb is an alien! We've gotta find his head and reattach it.
My brother's an alien? How cool is that? But, I think you may be letting your imagination get the best of you, sis.
Oh, a non-believer, huh? Well, you know what? I'm gonna get proof.
I'm gonna get proof! You'll see! Ferb's an alien! Hey, where's Perry? Sorry about the distraction, Agent P.
The ladies are helping to, uh "net-roy-er" the lair.
Tré biens, Monsieur Monogram.
Trés bien.
Bonjour, Carl.
Bonjour, Madame.
So, we're having a bit of a cleanup here, which coincidentally is what Doofenshmirtz seem to be up too as well.
He's put some old -inators up for sale on an evil auction site.
If one of those devices were to fall into the wrong hands, it could be catastâ C-Couldâ Could you please wait for me to finish, Mimi? Non Mimi.
Fifi.
Oui, Fifi.
Oh, now I've lost my train of thought.
Anyway, get out to Doof's place and put a stop to it.
How much is this costing us, Carl? Une petite fortune.
Petite.
That means small, right? Well done, Carl.
(Song: You're Not Ferb) Something weird's going on 'round here Gotta get me some evidence! Some strange goings-on happenin' on the back lawn And it's gettin' too intense 'Cause you're not Ferb! No, and I'm disturbed! 'Cause you're not Ferb! You've got the same colored hair And his savoir-faire And his zany serenity! Though it's not conclusive, something elusive Says you stole his identity! 'Cause you're not Ferb! No, you're not Ferb! No, you're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! You're not Ferb! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Oh, hello.
You must be here about the ad, right? Well, come on in.
It's right over here.
Behold, the Wrapped-Up-in-a-Nice-Little-Bow-Inator.
I bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Well, let just say your nemesis is arriving sooner than expected andâ A-And your place is a complete mess.
Tidying up is a snap, with the press of this large, red button.
See? Wrapped up in a nice little bow.
You can also use it to hang your clothes on.
Just like a treadmill.
So, although my ad said firm, I am flexible, so make me an offer.
Wow.
You're a good negotiator.
Okay, half price.
And I'll throw in my Druselstein minor-league baseball collection.
Perry the Platypus? Well, it's a good thing I still have my Druselstein minor-league bat.
Have at you! Aw.
Well, Phineas, what do you think? Wait.
Before you say anything, look at these photos.
I stalked Ferb all day.
See? Proof positive.
Ferb is an alien.
Um, wellâ No, no, no, no.
Just wait till you see.
Here, here.
Butâ Here, here.
Butâ Here and here! And listen to this.
See? That is an entirely different silence than the Ferb silence we're used to.
Here, I'll pay it backwards.
Um Fine! Here, here, wait.
What about this hideous ball of goo? Listen, Candace.
As cool as it would be for Ferb to be an alien, that's sadly not the case.
Here.
Follow me and I'll show you.
Wait, show me what? Ferb, old pal, our dear sister here thinks you may be a sinister extraterrestrial visitor.
I saw Ferb's head ripped off by a hideous alien monster.
Oh You must mean this reverse power coupling unit we're repairing.
Reverse power coupling unit? Sure.
That's all it was.
Ferb's no more alien than you or me.
Butâ But, what about all this evidence I've been collecting? Well, even though Ferb's not an alien, we are fixing a spacecraft for a friend of Meap's.
Wait.
What? We just finished and we're about to launch.
Ferb, you're not an alien! Uh, you're about to launch? You guys are so busted.
I'm getting Mom! Go.
Go.
You're free, little skinned bird.
Mom? Oh! Candace, you scared the bejabbers out of me.
Come on.
I've got something to show you.
Seriously, Mom, I've waited for this moment a long time.
All right, you two, let's get the show on the road! Yes! Ooh, how cool is this? So busted, so busted, so busted! Mom, are you seeing this? I-I-I-I can't believe this is really happening! You guys are so busted! And I busted you.
For once, Mom is right here to see it! Right, Mom? Yes.
She sees it! All right! So busted, so busted, so busted! You two have done a great job repairing my ship.
So busted! Haâ Huh? Your ship? No problem, Garbog.
I hope you finished your study on the habits of the human female parental unit.
Uh, I-Iâ It's Mom! The real Mom! And I still have proof! Crud.
But, the launch pad is still there! Uh-oh.
Curse you, Perry the Platâ Why did I ever order such a large bedroom set? Agent P! Ow! Wow, you know, it's actually quite a bit roomier in here than you'd think.
Mother? Is that you? I mean, really you? Candace, I don't have time right now.
I have frozens.
Yep, that's you.
Come on, Mom, quick! Nice design on that rocket gantry, by the way.
And it folds up for easy storage.
Cool.
Please, please, please, please be there! And I'm seeing the backyard.
NO!!! Oh, there you are, Perry.
But, it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me?! I was a fool! A fool!!!