Phineas and Ferb s02e46 Episode Script
Not Phineas and Ferb (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're going to the Space Adventure film festival! It's gonna be awesome!!! Space Adventure It's an adventure in space! We can do better than that.
Space Adventure It's an adventure in space! Ugh! Space Adventure Ugh! It's an adventure in space! According to my motion sensors, Phineas and Ferb are awake! What did you lock your door for, Irving? To keep you out, Albert! Older brothers should have 24-hour access to younger brothers' rooms.
It's a good thing I used an old secret military technique I taught myself.
Who are those dorks? Phineas and Ferb are not dorks! They are the coolest exponents of awesome stupefaction in the universe! Yeah.
Just because you put it on your fansite doesn't mean it's true.
And could we talk about all these pictures? What? Too obsessive? Well, there is that, but I'm just saying your composition stinks.
I can't even tell what this is a picture of.
A solar-powered flock of mechanical hummingbirds.
Phineas and Ferb built them.
Yeah, right.
That's a hoax! How dare you! I suppose this cold-fusion powered merry-go-round they built was a hoax, too! I can tell a fake a mile away, little brother.
They call me The Truth Detector.
It's not fake! Phineas and Ferb really build these things! A-A-And I'll prove it to you! Well, I have important older-brothery things to do right now.
But, if you give me the address, I'll meet you there at noon.
Ah, Agent P.
I've instituted a new short-order message technique.
Listen carefully.
Doof is up, put a stop, curses on the side.
Well, let's go, Agent P.
My orders are backing up.
Adam and Eve on a raft, rack em'.
Is that a mission, sir? No, it's my lunch.
Hello, boys.
Are you ready for your Space Thrills marathon? Dad, it's called Space Adventure.
It's an adventure in space.
Space Adventure It's an adventure in space! Hmm Phineas? Ferb? They went to the movies.
No Phineas and Ferb today.
What am I gonna do?! Albert goes back to boarding school tomorrow.
He'll think I'm a liar.
I have an idea.
Phineas and Ferb made me this 3D projector.
I can project one of their projects right into the yard here.
Your brother will think they just built it.
And it wouldn't be lying because they actually did build it.
What have you got? Well, let us see.
Oh! This is from the time Phineas and Ferb built a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower.
I will hide the projector in the bushes.
But, look.
Albert is impossible to fool.
They call him, The Truth Detector.
I don't know, I'm convinced.
Uh-oh, and he's supposed to meet Phineas and Ferb too.
Too bad we are not Phineas and Ferb.
I've got a crazy idea.
Time for a makeover! A manly one, right? Full steam ahead.
Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoo hoo! Oh, hey, there.
Is that the Doofenshmirtz choo-choo? No, it's not! You will all be late for your jobs and be fired.
Oh, Perry the Platypus.
Hello.
Have you come to see my new hobby? Scale model reproductions of actual railroads, train depots Look, even scale model litter.
Shameful.
My father bought one for me when I was just a little evil, butâ You know, he wouldn't let me play with it.
Father, may I play with my trains now? Nein! Now that I'm old enough to buy my own, I'm disappointed by the shabby quality of the cheap model reproductions.
Which is why I'm going to travel the globe and shrink the world's greatest architectural treasures.
Just to put them in my train set, see? The Shrink-inator ray is for the shrinking, the cardboard box is for holding the shrunken treasures, and the bicarbonate of soda is for my motion sickness.
First stop, Cairo, Egypt.
Wrong way.
Ah, we are ready.
What? No! No, no, no! You can't both be Phineas! That is what I told him, but he would not listen.
But, Phineas gets all the lines! Irving, are you here? He's here! Quick, put these on.
Irving! Irving, I thought you were pulling my leg, but this is remarkable.
Really? You're buying it? What? Nothing.
So, when am I gonna meet this Phineas and Ferb? Oh, well What do you know, here they are now.
Hello! I think you know what we are doing today.
'Ello! I'm from England and I don't talk much.
Phineas, Ferb, this is my older brother Albert.
Albert, meet Phineas and Ferb.
Hmm.
Remember earlier when I accused you of pulling the wool over my eyes? Well, I take it back! It's a real pleasure to meet you boys.
What? So, tell me about this Eiffel Tower.
Um, it is big.
And Mexican.
I thought it was French.
What do you know.
Learn something new every day.
Are you serious? I would be honored to watch the great Phineas and Ferb work.
Would you mind building something? Sure.
No! I-I mean I know they would love to.
Albert? Shh They're working.
Hi, Phineas.
Hi Ferb? Okay What'cha doin'? Oh Okay! What'cha doin'? They're building something live.
In person! Nice.
The simplicity of the design enhances its innovation.
Really? The simplicity of the design? Okay.
First stop on our shopping spree.
You know, I've always dug the Sphinx.
I mean What is it? A man? A cat? A cat-man? I-It doesn't matter! And gotcha.
Now I switch on my Shrink-inator ray and it's mine now! There you are.
Perfect.
Look atâ L-Look at the detail.
Well, you know the saying.
"Honk if you love evil"! Ooh, what are those two up to now? Okay.
Phineas and Ferb are standing in the yard with two nerds, Isabella, and the Eiffel Tower.
That's nothing but trouble! Wait a sec.
Those aren't my brothers.
What?! Is that Buford and Baljeet?! Oh, I am so calling Mom! Hold on.
If those aren't my brothers, why am I calling my mom? Why not call Buford and Baljeet's moms? That satisfies the Mom response, and the bust urge! I'll call that dork Irving's mom, too.
And what the heck? Why leave my mom out of the party? Information, please.
Okay, so we have the Great Wall of Chinaâ Oh, e-excuse me, I mean the Great Small of China, and the Uh, The Shrinx, (The Sphinx) and the Teeny Tower of Pisa, (Leaning Tower of Pisa) and the Roman Coliseum The Coliseum Coliâ I have to think about that one.
No matter! Because last but not least (Taj Mahal) The Taj Ma-Small! Oh, that's a good one.
Back to the Tri-State Area and let the fun begin! You guys are amazing.
What else can you do? Um I can turn my head completely around.
Wow.
I wish I was that double-jointed.
Really?! Really.
Well, it's been a real pleasure and an honor to meet you guys.
Come on, Irving.
Let's go.
I can't believe we tricked the untrickable.
I am at a loss for words, dude.
Okay, let's see, the uhâ The Roman Coliseum.
The, uh No-Man-Can-See-'Em-Because-It's-So-Tiny.
No, that's not aâ Ah! That was really, really amazing.
Oh, really? That's right.
So, your super senses weren't tingling whenâ Oh, I don't know Ferb had eyes in his mouth?! Didn't that give you a moment of pause?! A scintilla of doubt?! What are you talking about? I can't believe how gullible you are.
That wasn't the real Phineas and Ferb.
Well, of course it was.
I saw their pictures on your wall.
That was two kids in costume, and that Eiffel Tower was a hologram, Mr.
Ta-Ruth Detector.
Sorry, little bro.
There was no way that was a hologram.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's go back and I'll show you.
Yeah, let's do that.
What did you think, Isabella? Was I a convincing Phineas? No.
No, you weren't.
Yeah, but I totally nailed Ferb.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Wait, w-w-what are you doing with that? Oh, no, myâ M-My Eiffel Tower! Gotcha! Ah Hey, Perry the Platypus.
I saved the Trifle Tower.
No, Perry the Platypus, don't zap it again.
I-It will make it grow.
Oh, no, I'm shrunk.
What was that? I think it was my stomach.
I told you, I'm starving.
See it and believe it, brother.
See.
I can run right through Ow! it.
But, it wasâ Butâ I had you! Consider this a lesson learned, Irving.
No one pulls the wool over the eyes of The Truth Detector! Hello, Linda.
Hi, ladies.
I got a call from Candace who said something about our sons and busting! Are Irving and Albert okay? Hello, ladies! Come on, come on, moms! I can't wait to see the looks on your faces when you see the spectacle that's in the backyard.
Come on! All right, put up your dukes! Waitâ What are you doing? Hey, this place is nicer than my first apartment.
Space Adventure An adventure in Know what, Ferb? We're over it.
Yes.
Yes, we are.
Come on, moms! A-ha! Huh?! Hey, Candace, you built this? Nice to see you're starting to take an interest.
What?! No, no, no, no, no.
Where's the Eiffel Tower? Oh, wait.
I've seen this.
A solar-powered flock of mechanical hummingbirds.
It's invisible! I've just got to find it! It has to be around here somewhere! Space Adventure What did I miss? And look! Here are Buford and Baljeet, your sons being bad! They're in disguises! Uh, really good disguises! Ugh! It'll come off in a second.
Does this happen often? Yes.
Yes, it does.
Welcome to my world.
How 'bout a cup of tea? I hope you got cookies! Of course, Biffany.
So, let me guess, Mr.
Goody-Two-Shoes, we're going to return everything I shrank, right? Even the Roman Small-iseum? Hey, look, I finally figured that one out, huh? Ow! Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Space Adventure It's an adventure in space! Ugh! Space Adventure Ugh! It's an adventure in space! According to my motion sensors, Phineas and Ferb are awake! What did you lock your door for, Irving? To keep you out, Albert! Older brothers should have 24-hour access to younger brothers' rooms.
It's a good thing I used an old secret military technique I taught myself.
Who are those dorks? Phineas and Ferb are not dorks! They are the coolest exponents of awesome stupefaction in the universe! Yeah.
Just because you put it on your fansite doesn't mean it's true.
And could we talk about all these pictures? What? Too obsessive? Well, there is that, but I'm just saying your composition stinks.
I can't even tell what this is a picture of.
A solar-powered flock of mechanical hummingbirds.
Phineas and Ferb built them.
Yeah, right.
That's a hoax! How dare you! I suppose this cold-fusion powered merry-go-round they built was a hoax, too! I can tell a fake a mile away, little brother.
They call me The Truth Detector.
It's not fake! Phineas and Ferb really build these things! A-A-And I'll prove it to you! Well, I have important older-brothery things to do right now.
But, if you give me the address, I'll meet you there at noon.
Ah, Agent P.
I've instituted a new short-order message technique.
Listen carefully.
Doof is up, put a stop, curses on the side.
Well, let's go, Agent P.
My orders are backing up.
Adam and Eve on a raft, rack em'.
Is that a mission, sir? No, it's my lunch.
Hello, boys.
Are you ready for your Space Thrills marathon? Dad, it's called Space Adventure.
It's an adventure in space.
Space Adventure It's an adventure in space! Hmm Phineas? Ferb? They went to the movies.
No Phineas and Ferb today.
What am I gonna do?! Albert goes back to boarding school tomorrow.
He'll think I'm a liar.
I have an idea.
Phineas and Ferb made me this 3D projector.
I can project one of their projects right into the yard here.
Your brother will think they just built it.
And it wouldn't be lying because they actually did build it.
What have you got? Well, let us see.
Oh! This is from the time Phineas and Ferb built a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower.
I will hide the projector in the bushes.
But, look.
Albert is impossible to fool.
They call him, The Truth Detector.
I don't know, I'm convinced.
Uh-oh, and he's supposed to meet Phineas and Ferb too.
Too bad we are not Phineas and Ferb.
I've got a crazy idea.
Time for a makeover! A manly one, right? Full steam ahead.
Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoo hoo! Oh, hey, there.
Is that the Doofenshmirtz choo-choo? No, it's not! You will all be late for your jobs and be fired.
Oh, Perry the Platypus.
Hello.
Have you come to see my new hobby? Scale model reproductions of actual railroads, train depots Look, even scale model litter.
Shameful.
My father bought one for me when I was just a little evil, butâ You know, he wouldn't let me play with it.
Father, may I play with my trains now? Nein! Now that I'm old enough to buy my own, I'm disappointed by the shabby quality of the cheap model reproductions.
Which is why I'm going to travel the globe and shrink the world's greatest architectural treasures.
Just to put them in my train set, see? The Shrink-inator ray is for the shrinking, the cardboard box is for holding the shrunken treasures, and the bicarbonate of soda is for my motion sickness.
First stop, Cairo, Egypt.
Wrong way.
Ah, we are ready.
What? No! No, no, no! You can't both be Phineas! That is what I told him, but he would not listen.
But, Phineas gets all the lines! Irving, are you here? He's here! Quick, put these on.
Irving! Irving, I thought you were pulling my leg, but this is remarkable.
Really? You're buying it? What? Nothing.
So, when am I gonna meet this Phineas and Ferb? Oh, well What do you know, here they are now.
Hello! I think you know what we are doing today.
'Ello! I'm from England and I don't talk much.
Phineas, Ferb, this is my older brother Albert.
Albert, meet Phineas and Ferb.
Hmm.
Remember earlier when I accused you of pulling the wool over my eyes? Well, I take it back! It's a real pleasure to meet you boys.
What? So, tell me about this Eiffel Tower.
Um, it is big.
And Mexican.
I thought it was French.
What do you know.
Learn something new every day.
Are you serious? I would be honored to watch the great Phineas and Ferb work.
Would you mind building something? Sure.
No! I-I mean I know they would love to.
Albert? Shh They're working.
Hi, Phineas.
Hi Ferb? Okay What'cha doin'? Oh Okay! What'cha doin'? They're building something live.
In person! Nice.
The simplicity of the design enhances its innovation.
Really? The simplicity of the design? Okay.
First stop on our shopping spree.
You know, I've always dug the Sphinx.
I mean What is it? A man? A cat? A cat-man? I-It doesn't matter! And gotcha.
Now I switch on my Shrink-inator ray and it's mine now! There you are.
Perfect.
Look atâ L-Look at the detail.
Well, you know the saying.
"Honk if you love evil"! Ooh, what are those two up to now? Okay.
Phineas and Ferb are standing in the yard with two nerds, Isabella, and the Eiffel Tower.
That's nothing but trouble! Wait a sec.
Those aren't my brothers.
What?! Is that Buford and Baljeet?! Oh, I am so calling Mom! Hold on.
If those aren't my brothers, why am I calling my mom? Why not call Buford and Baljeet's moms? That satisfies the Mom response, and the bust urge! I'll call that dork Irving's mom, too.
And what the heck? Why leave my mom out of the party? Information, please.
Okay, so we have the Great Wall of Chinaâ Oh, e-excuse me, I mean the Great Small of China, and the Uh, The Shrinx, (The Sphinx) and the Teeny Tower of Pisa, (Leaning Tower of Pisa) and the Roman Coliseum The Coliseum Coliâ I have to think about that one.
No matter! Because last but not least (Taj Mahal) The Taj Ma-Small! Oh, that's a good one.
Back to the Tri-State Area and let the fun begin! You guys are amazing.
What else can you do? Um I can turn my head completely around.
Wow.
I wish I was that double-jointed.
Really?! Really.
Well, it's been a real pleasure and an honor to meet you guys.
Come on, Irving.
Let's go.
I can't believe we tricked the untrickable.
I am at a loss for words, dude.
Okay, let's see, the uhâ The Roman Coliseum.
The, uh No-Man-Can-See-'Em-Because-It's-So-Tiny.
No, that's not aâ Ah! That was really, really amazing.
Oh, really? That's right.
So, your super senses weren't tingling whenâ Oh, I don't know Ferb had eyes in his mouth?! Didn't that give you a moment of pause?! A scintilla of doubt?! What are you talking about? I can't believe how gullible you are.
That wasn't the real Phineas and Ferb.
Well, of course it was.
I saw their pictures on your wall.
That was two kids in costume, and that Eiffel Tower was a hologram, Mr.
Ta-Ruth Detector.
Sorry, little bro.
There was no way that was a hologram.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's go back and I'll show you.
Yeah, let's do that.
What did you think, Isabella? Was I a convincing Phineas? No.
No, you weren't.
Yeah, but I totally nailed Ferb.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Wait, w-w-what are you doing with that? Oh, no, myâ M-My Eiffel Tower! Gotcha! Ah Hey, Perry the Platypus.
I saved the Trifle Tower.
No, Perry the Platypus, don't zap it again.
I-It will make it grow.
Oh, no, I'm shrunk.
What was that? I think it was my stomach.
I told you, I'm starving.
See it and believe it, brother.
See.
I can run right through Ow! it.
But, it wasâ Butâ I had you! Consider this a lesson learned, Irving.
No one pulls the wool over the eyes of The Truth Detector! Hello, Linda.
Hi, ladies.
I got a call from Candace who said something about our sons and busting! Are Irving and Albert okay? Hello, ladies! Come on, come on, moms! I can't wait to see the looks on your faces when you see the spectacle that's in the backyard.
Come on! All right, put up your dukes! Waitâ What are you doing? Hey, this place is nicer than my first apartment.
Space Adventure An adventure in Know what, Ferb? We're over it.
Yes.
Yes, we are.
Come on, moms! A-ha! Huh?! Hey, Candace, you built this? Nice to see you're starting to take an interest.
What?! No, no, no, no, no.
Where's the Eiffel Tower? Oh, wait.
I've seen this.
A solar-powered flock of mechanical hummingbirds.
It's invisible! I've just got to find it! It has to be around here somewhere! Space Adventure What did I miss? And look! Here are Buford and Baljeet, your sons being bad! They're in disguises! Uh, really good disguises! Ugh! It'll come off in a second.
Does this happen often? Yes.
Yes, it does.
Welcome to my world.
How 'bout a cup of tea? I hope you got cookies! Of course, Biffany.
So, let me guess, Mr.
Goody-Two-Shoes, we're going to return everything I shrank, right? Even the Roman Small-iseum? Hey, look, I finally figured that one out, huh? Ow! Oh, curse you, Perry the Platypus!