Phineas and Ferb s02e52 Episode Script
The Lemonade Stand (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Well Ferb, after that long, winded argument of yours, I agree.
We'll build a Monorail to Mars! Now all we need is 36 million miles of steel andâ What is wrong with you two? Can't you think of something normal to do like making a lemonade stand or picking your nose or something? That better not be a nose picking machine! Yeah, that's right.
Hey, where's Perry? Agent P, I'm glad you're here.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has been hoarding all of the paper in the Tri-State Area.
Find out what he's got up his sleeve, other than apparently an enormous amount of paper.
Good luck, Agent P! So, you boys just try and put one over on me.
Hey, Candace.
'Cause I'm gonna be on you, all day likeâ Like a book on a shelf! No, that's stupid.
Candace? Like a beard on a face! Ew! No, no, no.
Candace? Like a light switch on a wall! That's on! Like I am! On you! Candace! Ready to go to the mall? The mall? Uh Er Don't mind us, ladies.
We're just sitting here making every day of summer count.
You know, I can't really leave right now I mean Clearly I'm gonna have some serious busting to do around here, andâ You understand, don't you? No, I don't understand! We've been planning this for like three weeks! It's like four months in teenager years! They're using protractors! Candace, I am tired of taking the backseat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers.
I want a best friend I can count on.
So, you're gonna have to choose it's me, or busting.
You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare.
Yea-huh! Yea-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me! A real best friend wouldn't make me do that to her.
Then, I guess you're not my best friend.
Not anymore.
Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Finally! The plumber.
The garbage disposal's stuck again.
T-The same one you fixed last week, by the way! And while you're at itâ Oh! Oh, who needs to see that?! Jeesh! Oh! I'll be in the other room.
I mean, ohâ For crying out loudâ! What, y-you're done already? You've only been here for like, 15 seconds.
And I was talking for like, half of that.
What kind of a plumber are you? A platypus plumber? Perry the Platypus plumber? Perry! Perry the Platypus?! Amazing what you could do with toilet paper! Which you'd know, if you were a real plumber.
In fact, it's amazing what you can do with all kinds of paper! And no, I'm not a hoarder.
Gotcha! It's a good thing I threw away a lifelong friendship to keep an eye on you two and your ridiculous Uh Lemonade stand.
We liked your idea so much, we decided to go for it.
And it's turning out to be a big hit.
Wow! This is the best lemonade I've ever had! Hit me again! A regular old lemonade stand? That's it? Huh.
That means there's, uh Nothing for me to bust today.
Which means I have a free day! Phineas and Ferb, I got to hand it to you.
Finally, I do like normal mediocre kids doing normal mediocre stuff.
Thanks for giving me the day off.
Yeah, that's a lot of paper.
Would you like to know what I'm going to do with it all? Well, I'll tell ya.
Birth of an inator! The wheel, the light bulb, the frozen pop with two sticks, so you can give half to a friend.
All profound inventions in their time, but they fail in comparison to the Paper-Cut-Inator grandchild of the world renowned evil genius, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz! I-I was sick that day! This new and exciting inator turns any kind of paper into razor sharp slicing missiles, and hurled and tore on unsuspecting Tri-State-Area.
Watch out Danville! Ouch! Something bit me! That something is evil science, tiger! Good thing the local pharmacy is fully stocked with new Doofenshmirtz Brand Adhesive bandages.
They are terrific and expensive! And brought to you by Danville's newest soon-to be trillionaire Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Thanks, Heinz! Yeah, that picture's gonna haunt me.
And happy evil! Not bad, huh? I'm gonna do all of my Inator introductions like that from now on! It's just so much more professional-looking! I'm going to the mall! I'll call Stacy.
No, wait! Stacy's mad at me.
And I'm mad at Stacy! But I can't go by myself, I'll look like a total dork.
Okay.
I'll just get a new best friend.
Hey, Candace.
Hey there, Jenny.
As you know 'bout her, Stacy has elected to not to renew her option on being my best friend.
So, as someone who has expressed interest in the past, I thought you might want to value yourself of this exciting opportunity.
Come on, Candace.
You just want someone to go to the mall with you.
Will you go? Sorry, but I can't.
I've got to get to the Save The Pigeons rally.
Save the pigeons! Okay, got to cast that net a little wider.
Jeremy? No, I can't talk about Jeremy with Jeremy.
Mad at Stacy.
Jenny, pigeons.
Mom, no way! Yuck! How did he even get in here? Delete! Okay, who else? Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
How can I only have four friends? And one of them's my mom! Hey, best friend! Huh? I've been looking everywhere for you! Oh, my gosh, I don't know you, but okay! Come here.
Let's go to the mall.
Hey, did you see that lonely girl? Yeah, she was all by herself and singular.
I'm glad people are enjoying our lemonade, but it's getting really hard to keep up.
We better check it with Isabella.
Isabella, how's phase two coming along? Hold on, Phineas.
Little more to my left.
Franchise locations are a go.
Easy, folks.
Relief is on the way.
Here you go.
Hey, everyone.
It says there's a new Phineas and Ferb lemonade stand opening with no wait! They have a lemonade stand inside the grocery store, the bookstore, and the mall.
It's even being served on my favorite airline! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Woo! Woo! Lemonade! In your face, orange juice! Boo-yah! That's right! Boo! Yah! Lemonade! Okay No more for that guy.
Let me show you my Paper-Cut-Inator in action! First, we get a piece of paper and then roll it inâ Whoop! That auto-feeder.
It scares me every time! Okay, Danville.
Get ready for some serious minor cuts and abrasions! I wouldn't want to be getting one of those rejuvenating sea salt scrubs right now.
The stinging would be unbearable! I-It just takes a little while to warm up.
Wow.
Finding a new best friend is even harder than I thought! (Song: You're My Better Best Friend) Makes me kinda miss Stacy.
Why did I let our friendship go? Today I've learned a lesson What a best friend shouldn't do I put busting my brothers Ahead of you You were always there for me On you I could depend And now, too late, I realize I should've been a better best friend (Ooh-wow-wow-wow-wow) I said things I shouldn't have Did things I shouldn't do Guess I forgot that you cannot Spell "us" without "U" So, you lost your best friend, huh? Yeah, I know how you feel.
I lost my best friend once.
Little guy, all yellowy and scaly.
His name was Biff, turned into this whole brouhaha.
I had to fight a squid.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What you're trying to say is that if Stacy's really my best friend, I should just apologize to her.
And if I'm really Stacy's best friend, she'll take me back! Oh, sure! It's all about you! It's not too late to fix this! I can still have a best friend forever! Stacy, there she is! Right next to theâ Phineas .
.
and Ferb lemonade stand.
Mom! I'll tell Mom! But, wait! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Stom! Macy.
Stop it! Mulberry.
Shish kebab! Marmalade.
Hominahaa Okay.
It's almost warmed up.
Are you watching, Perry theâ Whatâ? What theâ How did you get out of that? It's two ply! Ow, spitballs? Oh, I get it, paper fight! Goal! I am not in love with Sophie! I am not! Oh, you're gonna get it now, Perry the Platypus.
Boom! Well, that doesn't do much.
I'm gonna get you with the Paper-Cut-Inator! Flypaper? Well, it doesn't matter! Look! One piece? That's it? A plunger jam? Oh, I hate those! They always make the Paper-Cut-Inatorâ E-e-e-e-e-e explode.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Lemon juice! Sorry, folks! We're sold out! Go home, you losers! We're dry! Hey, Candace.
Isn't that Stacy over there? Hi, Stacy.
You okay, honey? Come on, kid.
I got a schedule.
Come on, kid.
In, or out? Candace? Mom, there's something I gotta tell you.
What is it, honey? That if you want me I'll be at the mall with Stacy.
Um Okay.
Welcome back, best friend.
Thanks, best friend.
I have had my eye on the cutest pink dress for you.
Aw, it's nice to see Candace enjoying herself for a change.
Now, where are those lemonade stands I keep hearing about? Well, Ferb, I think it's time to shut her down.
Hi, boys.
So, what did you two do today? Just normal, mediocre kid stuff.
Sounds great.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Hey, Dad! I just got some great lemonade from the new stand down the street.
It's really sour.
You wannaâ Oh! Ow, that smarts, Perry the Platypus! Uh, Dad? You know he's not here, right? Yeah, I know, but I'm sure it's his fault.
I said things I shouldn't have Did things I shouldn't do Guess I forgot that you cannot Spell "us" without "U" So, you lost your best friend, huh? Yeah, I know how you feel.
I lost my best friend once.
Little guy, all yellowy and scaly.
His name was Biff, turned into this whole brouhaha.
I had to fight a squid.
Wah, wah, wah, wah!
We'll build a Monorail to Mars! Now all we need is 36 million miles of steel andâ What is wrong with you two? Can't you think of something normal to do like making a lemonade stand or picking your nose or something? That better not be a nose picking machine! Yeah, that's right.
Hey, where's Perry? Agent P, I'm glad you're here.
Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has been hoarding all of the paper in the Tri-State Area.
Find out what he's got up his sleeve, other than apparently an enormous amount of paper.
Good luck, Agent P! So, you boys just try and put one over on me.
Hey, Candace.
'Cause I'm gonna be on you, all day likeâ Like a book on a shelf! No, that's stupid.
Candace? Like a beard on a face! Ew! No, no, no.
Candace? Like a light switch on a wall! That's on! Like I am! On you! Candace! Ready to go to the mall? The mall? Uh Er Don't mind us, ladies.
We're just sitting here making every day of summer count.
You know, I can't really leave right now I mean Clearly I'm gonna have some serious busting to do around here, andâ You understand, don't you? No, I don't understand! We've been planning this for like three weeks! It's like four months in teenager years! They're using protractors! Candace, I am tired of taking the backseat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers.
I want a best friend I can count on.
So, you're gonna have to choose it's me, or busting.
You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare.
Yea-huh! Yea-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me! A real best friend wouldn't make me do that to her.
Then, I guess you're not my best friend.
Not anymore.
Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Fine! Finally! The plumber.
The garbage disposal's stuck again.
T-The same one you fixed last week, by the way! And while you're at itâ Oh! Oh, who needs to see that?! Jeesh! Oh! I'll be in the other room.
I mean, ohâ For crying out loudâ! What, y-you're done already? You've only been here for like, 15 seconds.
And I was talking for like, half of that.
What kind of a plumber are you? A platypus plumber? Perry the Platypus plumber? Perry! Perry the Platypus?! Amazing what you could do with toilet paper! Which you'd know, if you were a real plumber.
In fact, it's amazing what you can do with all kinds of paper! And no, I'm not a hoarder.
Gotcha! It's a good thing I threw away a lifelong friendship to keep an eye on you two and your ridiculous Uh Lemonade stand.
We liked your idea so much, we decided to go for it.
And it's turning out to be a big hit.
Wow! This is the best lemonade I've ever had! Hit me again! A regular old lemonade stand? That's it? Huh.
That means there's, uh Nothing for me to bust today.
Which means I have a free day! Phineas and Ferb, I got to hand it to you.
Finally, I do like normal mediocre kids doing normal mediocre stuff.
Thanks for giving me the day off.
Yeah, that's a lot of paper.
Would you like to know what I'm going to do with it all? Well, I'll tell ya.
Birth of an inator! The wheel, the light bulb, the frozen pop with two sticks, so you can give half to a friend.
All profound inventions in their time, but they fail in comparison to the Paper-Cut-Inator grandchild of the world renowned evil genius, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz! I-I was sick that day! This new and exciting inator turns any kind of paper into razor sharp slicing missiles, and hurled and tore on unsuspecting Tri-State-Area.
Watch out Danville! Ouch! Something bit me! That something is evil science, tiger! Good thing the local pharmacy is fully stocked with new Doofenshmirtz Brand Adhesive bandages.
They are terrific and expensive! And brought to you by Danville's newest soon-to be trillionaire Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Thanks, Heinz! Yeah, that picture's gonna haunt me.
And happy evil! Not bad, huh? I'm gonna do all of my Inator introductions like that from now on! It's just so much more professional-looking! I'm going to the mall! I'll call Stacy.
No, wait! Stacy's mad at me.
And I'm mad at Stacy! But I can't go by myself, I'll look like a total dork.
Okay.
I'll just get a new best friend.
Hey, Candace.
Hey there, Jenny.
As you know 'bout her, Stacy has elected to not to renew her option on being my best friend.
So, as someone who has expressed interest in the past, I thought you might want to value yourself of this exciting opportunity.
Come on, Candace.
You just want someone to go to the mall with you.
Will you go? Sorry, but I can't.
I've got to get to the Save The Pigeons rally.
Save the pigeons! Okay, got to cast that net a little wider.
Jeremy? No, I can't talk about Jeremy with Jeremy.
Mad at Stacy.
Jenny, pigeons.
Mom, no way! Yuck! How did he even get in here? Delete! Okay, who else? Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
Jeremy, Stacy, Jenny, Mom.
How can I only have four friends? And one of them's my mom! Hey, best friend! Huh? I've been looking everywhere for you! Oh, my gosh, I don't know you, but okay! Come here.
Let's go to the mall.
Hey, did you see that lonely girl? Yeah, she was all by herself and singular.
I'm glad people are enjoying our lemonade, but it's getting really hard to keep up.
We better check it with Isabella.
Isabella, how's phase two coming along? Hold on, Phineas.
Little more to my left.
Franchise locations are a go.
Easy, folks.
Relief is on the way.
Here you go.
Hey, everyone.
It says there's a new Phineas and Ferb lemonade stand opening with no wait! They have a lemonade stand inside the grocery store, the bookstore, and the mall.
It's even being served on my favorite airline! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Woo! Woo! Lemonade! In your face, orange juice! Boo-yah! That's right! Boo! Yah! Lemonade! Okay No more for that guy.
Let me show you my Paper-Cut-Inator in action! First, we get a piece of paper and then roll it inâ Whoop! That auto-feeder.
It scares me every time! Okay, Danville.
Get ready for some serious minor cuts and abrasions! I wouldn't want to be getting one of those rejuvenating sea salt scrubs right now.
The stinging would be unbearable! I-It just takes a little while to warm up.
Wow.
Finding a new best friend is even harder than I thought! (Song: You're My Better Best Friend) Makes me kinda miss Stacy.
Why did I let our friendship go? Today I've learned a lesson What a best friend shouldn't do I put busting my brothers Ahead of you You were always there for me On you I could depend And now, too late, I realize I should've been a better best friend (Ooh-wow-wow-wow-wow) I said things I shouldn't have Did things I shouldn't do Guess I forgot that you cannot Spell "us" without "U" So, you lost your best friend, huh? Yeah, I know how you feel.
I lost my best friend once.
Little guy, all yellowy and scaly.
His name was Biff, turned into this whole brouhaha.
I had to fight a squid.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What you're trying to say is that if Stacy's really my best friend, I should just apologize to her.
And if I'm really Stacy's best friend, she'll take me back! Oh, sure! It's all about you! It's not too late to fix this! I can still have a best friend forever! Stacy, there she is! Right next to theâ Phineas .
.
and Ferb lemonade stand.
Mom! I'll tell Mom! But, wait! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Mom! Stacy.
Stom! Macy.
Stop it! Mulberry.
Shish kebab! Marmalade.
Hominahaa Okay.
It's almost warmed up.
Are you watching, Perry theâ Whatâ? What theâ How did you get out of that? It's two ply! Ow, spitballs? Oh, I get it, paper fight! Goal! I am not in love with Sophie! I am not! Oh, you're gonna get it now, Perry the Platypus.
Boom! Well, that doesn't do much.
I'm gonna get you with the Paper-Cut-Inator! Flypaper? Well, it doesn't matter! Look! One piece? That's it? A plunger jam? Oh, I hate those! They always make the Paper-Cut-Inatorâ E-e-e-e-e-e explode.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Lemon juice! Sorry, folks! We're sold out! Go home, you losers! We're dry! Hey, Candace.
Isn't that Stacy over there? Hi, Stacy.
You okay, honey? Come on, kid.
I got a schedule.
Come on, kid.
In, or out? Candace? Mom, there's something I gotta tell you.
What is it, honey? That if you want me I'll be at the mall with Stacy.
Um Okay.
Welcome back, best friend.
Thanks, best friend.
I have had my eye on the cutest pink dress for you.
Aw, it's nice to see Candace enjoying herself for a change.
Now, where are those lemonade stands I keep hearing about? Well, Ferb, I think it's time to shut her down.
Hi, boys.
So, what did you two do today? Just normal, mediocre kid stuff.
Sounds great.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Hey, Dad! I just got some great lemonade from the new stand down the street.
It's really sour.
You wannaâ Oh! Ow, that smarts, Perry the Platypus! Uh, Dad? You know he's not here, right? Yeah, I know, but I'm sure it's his fault.
I said things I shouldn't have Did things I shouldn't do Guess I forgot that you cannot Spell "us" without "U" So, you lost your best friend, huh? Yeah, I know how you feel.
I lost my best friend once.
Little guy, all yellowy and scaly.
His name was Biff, turned into this whole brouhaha.
I had to fight a squid.
Wah, wah, wah, wah!