Phineas and Ferb s03e01 Episode Script
The Great Indoors (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Na, na, na Hey, Ferb, what'cha wanna do today? Oops.
It's way to nice out to be lying down.
At least, in here it is.
Come in! Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Oh, what's the matter? We were going to go for our Desert Trekking patch today, but now it's raining.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! You see, I know Jeremy likes me, but I don't know why he likes me.
And if I find out what it is that he likes about me, I can make sure I don't change that about myself.
Because what if I stop doing whatever that he likes? And then he stops liking me because I'm not doing it anymore.
Well, maybe he just likes hearing you talk.
Huh? Hey, where's Perry? It's not like Agent P to missâ Whoop! Carl, play that back! Right away, sir! Look sir, it's even funnier this way! Stop it, stop it.
My cheeks hurt.
Oh.
Um Grow up, Carl! Anyhow, as you probably noticed there's been an unusual amount of rain in the Tri-State Area.
Call us crazy, but we're thinking, Doofenshmirtz! Investigate, and stop him at all costs.
Well, maybe at a reasonable cost.
We I mean, we don't wanna blow the whole budget on this one scheme, do we? Run it again, sir? I'll get the popcorn! Wow, that was fast! Well, nobody likes working in the rain.
Let's get dry, ladies! This biosphere can simulate almost any environment.
Can we cook or can't we? You guys are the greatest! Okay, according to the Fireside Girl handbook, we can find water in cacti.
Now, don't make it too easy! Hi, Candace.
What do you say to a little picnic? You know, indoors.
Neat! We can't let a little rain put a damper on ourâ Wow! I guess your brothers have been busy, huh? Oh, we should have our picnic in there! Um, um E-Excuse me! Urge to bust so strong, but I need time with Jeremy to find out why he likes me! Gotta resist urge to bust! Must not spoil quality time with boyfriend! Uh, picnic in the dangerous, unauthorized, and highly bust-worthy biosphere? Sounds great! So, we've gotten water from a cactus, witnessed a mirage, and learned the difference between sunstroke and heatstroke.
Thanks for that, Adyson.
Hey The salamanders quit singing Now, we just need to either collect a sand sample, measure the temperature, or milk a camel.
You guys! Wow, I set up this whole thing with lasers and flypaper, falling cages, spinning platforms, on the way to a trapdoor And you just come and slip on a chair, and waste a day's worth of work.
Eh.
But, it's gonna look great on the Christmas party gag reel! 'Course, it'll just be me at the party, uh Yeah.
I need a laugh at the holidays.
Anyway, gotcha! Go ahead.
Try to climb out of it.
It's greased! So, now that you're all comfy cozy, I can introduce you to my Rain-inator! I've been using it to pour millions of gallons of water into these clouds, causing it to rain all over the Tri-State Area! I can't believe nobody's noticed it.
It's kind of obvious.
Yay! We made it across the desert! Say, Phineas, I don't suppose you could help us out with our Rainforest Navigation patch? No problem, ladies.
Ferb? Well, this sure beats all that rain.
Not too hot, are you? No! No, not at all! I mean, isn't that what you said you liked about me? That I don't overheat? No.
The thing I really like about you isâ Wow, this is incredible! Um Uh, what was that you were saying? I said, "this is incredible!" No, before that.
I said "Wow!" Ugh! Pardon.
Sure.
Hmm Hey, I think I found a new species ofâ Here, Adyson! Catch this! Swift Water Rescue patch! Bonus! Candace! Yes? Check it out.
This umbrella makes a sweet raft.
You wanna flow down the river with me? Busting.
Boyfriend.
Busting.
Boyfriend.
Busting? Boyfriend! Coming! So, I bet you're wondering why did I cause all this rain.
You see, while perusing local garage sales, I came upon a big screen TV from 1985.
But when I went to turn it on, it was stuck on the Spanish channel! All it played was crazy variety shows and Mexican soap operas.
I really got hooked on one of them, though.
El Matador de Amor.
It has three simultaneous story lines that interconnect.
Genius! Anyway, the last episode was a cliffhanger, in which Esmerelda is going to find out why Juan loves her.
At least, I think that's what's going to happen.
But, the show got preempted by a soccer game! Oh, I hate soccer! It makes no sense whatsoever! The clock runs up instead of counting down, what is that?! So, with the help of my Rain-inator, I-I rained the game out.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
¡La Esponja Milagroso! Absorbes In 10 minutes, the show is gonna start, and with you trapped and the Rain-inator at work, nothing will interrupt me! Hey, less pounding back there, okay? I mean, you're lucky I sprang for the clear tube, this way, you can watch too! I mean, it's like your hair was genetically engineered to ensnare those giant fruit bats.
And you like that about me? It's certainly interesting, but It's not what I like about you.
Ooh, what then? Well, let me put it in a song.
(Song: Set the Record Straight) All throughout history men fall in love with women You want to know why, well, let's start from the beginning I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight From scientific propagation of the species To poets and philosophers, your Baudelaires and Nietzsches I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight But if you're asking for specifics Well this isn't hieroglyphics If you want to know sincerely Listen up, I'll tell you clearly What I like about you is So You were saying? Oh, yeah.
I've come to set the record straight I see you still don't get it But you really shouldn't sweat it I'll say one more time with feeling Here's the reason you're appealing What I like about you is What I like about you is Not again! What I like about you is Hey, guys! Uh-oh, here comes the fun part! Fun part?! Seriously?! Jungle Navigation patch, complete! Anybody up for a little rock-climbing? Behold, Mount Ferbius! Sorry, Adyson.
The salamanders are back Who wants a Concussion First Aid patch? Incoming! Ooh! Hey, look, Candace.
I'm making snow angels.
I'm wet and I'm freezing cold.
Ah, it's not so bad.
I mean, we're together, aren't we? Well, yeah Whoops! And being together like this makes me realize what I like about you.
What? What?! What's that sound? That could've squished us! That's it! I am gonna bust them! Wait, Candace, look! It's just papier-mâché! Good job, everyone.
I think we've earned our Rock Climbing patches.
Congratulations, ladies.
How do you feel about Non-Powered Flight patches? Woo-hoo! C'mon! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh! Ooh! Hey, come back here! I'm gonna bust you two if it's the last thing Iâ El Matador de Amor.
It's starting! It's starting! Okay, now, Perry the Platypus, shhh.
I-I don't wanna miss anything.
Oh, Juan Por lo Tanto su manada gemela, ha sido en Venenado Help me! Hold on, Candace, I'll save you! I gotcha, Candace! Oh, man! I love this umbrella! Hey, kids! You know, Candace, what I was trying to say back there, that Well The thing I like about you isâ Wait! Hold that thought! I'll be right back.
Mom! Mom! Backyard! Now! Biosphere! He's getting closer.
He's looking into her eyes! He's opening his mouth! He's forming his lips and tongue to articulate the syllables! Tell her, Juan! La razón porque te amo es Tell her why you love her! La razón porque te amos es Es Es! ¡Ahi Van la Pelota! What? No!!! It's right here, Mom! Come on, come on, come on! Hi, Candace! Hmm, I've really got to fix the latch on that gate.
Um How is this possible? I took every precaution! I had the Rain-inator, I had you trapped in aâ What theâ? ¡Maldito seas, Perry el Ornitorrinco! Man, this is gonna cost me a fortune on my water bill.
So, did you ever find out why Jeremy likes you? Jeremy! Now, please continue your thought.
Tell me why you like me! You bet.
The reason that I like you is ¡Viene, le pega! ¡GOOOOOOOL!
It's way to nice out to be lying down.
At least, in here it is.
Come in! Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Oh, what's the matter? We were going to go for our Desert Trekking patch today, but now it's raining.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! You see, I know Jeremy likes me, but I don't know why he likes me.
And if I find out what it is that he likes about me, I can make sure I don't change that about myself.
Because what if I stop doing whatever that he likes? And then he stops liking me because I'm not doing it anymore.
Well, maybe he just likes hearing you talk.
Huh? Hey, where's Perry? It's not like Agent P to missâ Whoop! Carl, play that back! Right away, sir! Look sir, it's even funnier this way! Stop it, stop it.
My cheeks hurt.
Oh.
Um Grow up, Carl! Anyhow, as you probably noticed there's been an unusual amount of rain in the Tri-State Area.
Call us crazy, but we're thinking, Doofenshmirtz! Investigate, and stop him at all costs.
Well, maybe at a reasonable cost.
We I mean, we don't wanna blow the whole budget on this one scheme, do we? Run it again, sir? I'll get the popcorn! Wow, that was fast! Well, nobody likes working in the rain.
Let's get dry, ladies! This biosphere can simulate almost any environment.
Can we cook or can't we? You guys are the greatest! Okay, according to the Fireside Girl handbook, we can find water in cacti.
Now, don't make it too easy! Hi, Candace.
What do you say to a little picnic? You know, indoors.
Neat! We can't let a little rain put a damper on ourâ Wow! I guess your brothers have been busy, huh? Oh, we should have our picnic in there! Um, um E-Excuse me! Urge to bust so strong, but I need time with Jeremy to find out why he likes me! Gotta resist urge to bust! Must not spoil quality time with boyfriend! Uh, picnic in the dangerous, unauthorized, and highly bust-worthy biosphere? Sounds great! So, we've gotten water from a cactus, witnessed a mirage, and learned the difference between sunstroke and heatstroke.
Thanks for that, Adyson.
Hey The salamanders quit singing Now, we just need to either collect a sand sample, measure the temperature, or milk a camel.
You guys! Wow, I set up this whole thing with lasers and flypaper, falling cages, spinning platforms, on the way to a trapdoor And you just come and slip on a chair, and waste a day's worth of work.
Eh.
But, it's gonna look great on the Christmas party gag reel! 'Course, it'll just be me at the party, uh Yeah.
I need a laugh at the holidays.
Anyway, gotcha! Go ahead.
Try to climb out of it.
It's greased! So, now that you're all comfy cozy, I can introduce you to my Rain-inator! I've been using it to pour millions of gallons of water into these clouds, causing it to rain all over the Tri-State Area! I can't believe nobody's noticed it.
It's kind of obvious.
Yay! We made it across the desert! Say, Phineas, I don't suppose you could help us out with our Rainforest Navigation patch? No problem, ladies.
Ferb? Well, this sure beats all that rain.
Not too hot, are you? No! No, not at all! I mean, isn't that what you said you liked about me? That I don't overheat? No.
The thing I really like about you isâ Wow, this is incredible! Um Uh, what was that you were saying? I said, "this is incredible!" No, before that.
I said "Wow!" Ugh! Pardon.
Sure.
Hmm Hey, I think I found a new species ofâ Here, Adyson! Catch this! Swift Water Rescue patch! Bonus! Candace! Yes? Check it out.
This umbrella makes a sweet raft.
You wanna flow down the river with me? Busting.
Boyfriend.
Busting.
Boyfriend.
Busting? Boyfriend! Coming! So, I bet you're wondering why did I cause all this rain.
You see, while perusing local garage sales, I came upon a big screen TV from 1985.
But when I went to turn it on, it was stuck on the Spanish channel! All it played was crazy variety shows and Mexican soap operas.
I really got hooked on one of them, though.
El Matador de Amor.
It has three simultaneous story lines that interconnect.
Genius! Anyway, the last episode was a cliffhanger, in which Esmerelda is going to find out why Juan loves her.
At least, I think that's what's going to happen.
But, the show got preempted by a soccer game! Oh, I hate soccer! It makes no sense whatsoever! The clock runs up instead of counting down, what is that?! So, with the help of my Rain-inator, I-I rained the game out.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
¡La Esponja Milagroso! Absorbes In 10 minutes, the show is gonna start, and with you trapped and the Rain-inator at work, nothing will interrupt me! Hey, less pounding back there, okay? I mean, you're lucky I sprang for the clear tube, this way, you can watch too! I mean, it's like your hair was genetically engineered to ensnare those giant fruit bats.
And you like that about me? It's certainly interesting, but It's not what I like about you.
Ooh, what then? Well, let me put it in a song.
(Song: Set the Record Straight) All throughout history men fall in love with women You want to know why, well, let's start from the beginning I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight From scientific propagation of the species To poets and philosophers, your Baudelaires and Nietzsches I've come to set the record straight I've come to set the record straight But if you're asking for specifics Well this isn't hieroglyphics If you want to know sincerely Listen up, I'll tell you clearly What I like about you is So You were saying? Oh, yeah.
I've come to set the record straight I see you still don't get it But you really shouldn't sweat it I'll say one more time with feeling Here's the reason you're appealing What I like about you is What I like about you is Not again! What I like about you is Hey, guys! Uh-oh, here comes the fun part! Fun part?! Seriously?! Jungle Navigation patch, complete! Anybody up for a little rock-climbing? Behold, Mount Ferbius! Sorry, Adyson.
The salamanders are back Who wants a Concussion First Aid patch? Incoming! Ooh! Hey, look, Candace.
I'm making snow angels.
I'm wet and I'm freezing cold.
Ah, it's not so bad.
I mean, we're together, aren't we? Well, yeah Whoops! And being together like this makes me realize what I like about you.
What? What?! What's that sound? That could've squished us! That's it! I am gonna bust them! Wait, Candace, look! It's just papier-mâché! Good job, everyone.
I think we've earned our Rock Climbing patches.
Congratulations, ladies.
How do you feel about Non-Powered Flight patches? Woo-hoo! C'mon! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh! Ooh! Hey, come back here! I'm gonna bust you two if it's the last thing Iâ El Matador de Amor.
It's starting! It's starting! Okay, now, Perry the Platypus, shhh.
I-I don't wanna miss anything.
Oh, Juan Por lo Tanto su manada gemela, ha sido en Venenado Help me! Hold on, Candace, I'll save you! I gotcha, Candace! Oh, man! I love this umbrella! Hey, kids! You know, Candace, what I was trying to say back there, that Well The thing I like about you isâ Wait! Hold that thought! I'll be right back.
Mom! Mom! Backyard! Now! Biosphere! He's getting closer.
He's looking into her eyes! He's opening his mouth! He's forming his lips and tongue to articulate the syllables! Tell her, Juan! La razón porque te amo es Tell her why you love her! La razón porque te amos es Es Es! ¡Ahi Van la Pelota! What? No!!! It's right here, Mom! Come on, come on, come on! Hi, Candace! Hmm, I've really got to fix the latch on that gate.
Um How is this possible? I took every precaution! I had the Rain-inator, I had you trapped in aâ What theâ? ¡Maldito seas, Perry el Ornitorrinco! Man, this is gonna cost me a fortune on my water bill.
So, did you ever find out why Jeremy likes you? Jeremy! Now, please continue your thought.
Tell me why you like me! You bet.
The reason that I like you is ¡Viene, le pega! ¡GOOOOOOOL!