Phineas and Ferb s03e04 Episode Script
Last Train to Bustville (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Wow, Phineas, it's really beautiful up here! Yes! That was very kind of you to invite us to your grandparents' house.
No fair! That almost hit me! Life's not fair.
Earlier today I just missed hitting this kid with a basketball.
Hey, Candace.
What are you up to today? Well, I'll probably try to bust you guys, again! And fail, again! And add another link on my summer-long chain of disappointment and regrets.
How about that, Ferb, Candace already knows what she's gonna do today! So, uh How's the antique business? Oh, it's just fine.
You know, they have a saying in the antique business.
Hm, what is it? What is what? The saying.
That you use in the antique business.
Oh, I don't use it.
But there is one.
Hi, Dad! Hi, Grandpa! We're not interrupting, are we? No, no! No, come in, boys.
Ferb and I were just talking about the time you build the balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history.
Tell us that story again? Well, I went out to the barn, I built a balloon and I won the most famous balloon race in history.
Wow! He makes history come alive.
Come on, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
If you need us, we'll be out in the barn! Cool! Just look at all this great stuff.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P! After extensive research and computer data analysis, we have concluded that the Tri-State Area is experiencing an unprecedented shortage of eggs.
We need you to investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
You there! Weren't you listening? Go make some eggs! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop! You might wanna use the sugar, unless you want salty lemonade! Oh, I can't wait to get new contacts.
I'm as blind as a bat without them.
Here, use my spare set of glasses.
Wow, now everything is a different kind of blurry.
Hey, stranger.
Come on in.
Everyone, you remember Glenda? Of course! Candace, Glenda was the first female train conductor in the entire Tri-State Area! But alas, the train is being decommissioned.
And today is Glenda's last trip.
And you know what? I'm gonna take her up Gearheart Summit.
But nobody has ever taken a train up Gearheart Summit.
It's too steep! Well, that's what they say, but I'm not one to give up! It's just like when you became a conductor.
That's right.
They told me to give up! But I never give up! I'm not the kind of person to give up! Well, I'm gonna prove that an old train can make it up those tracks.
You guys wanna come with me? We should all go.
Sounds like fun! Okay! Train leaves the station at ten sharp! See you there! Isn't she something, Candace? That's a woman who would never give up! Give up! Blah blah! Give up! Blah blah blah blah blah! Give up! Blah blah blah! Give up! It's so simple! I don't know how I didn't think about it before! I'll give up! (Song: Give Up) It's not bad to have goals per se When your teacher, coach, and counselor ask Cold hard reality can get in your way When you're really not up to the task Well you've been scheming and spying and screaming and crying But you know there's still something that you're still not trying Give up! You've been trying to sell this so long Even though there's no one out there buying Give up! I know you're tired of the same old song But it's not really failure if you're not even trying Give up! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo) It's like you're banging your head against the same old wall Baby, all you got to show is a bruise (All you got show is a bruise) Well, it's a crazy thing to do to just keep on repeating All these actions that will only lead to cranial bleeding Give up! It's time for you to throw in the towel Capitulate and raise the white flag Give up! And don't be bitter just because you're a quitter You can even hold up your head up and brag That's right, you gave up She gave up! She gave up! I gave up! That's right, I never even suited up, folks! I gave up! I threw the baby out with the bathwater! I gave up! I forgot the Alamo! I gave up! I'm not even going for the bronze! I gave up! I'm staying right here, man.
I gave up! In this hammock.
I like it.
Aw, it's beautiful, man.
Okay, everyone, let's get this race started.
Contact! Last one at the top of the mountain is a stinky dish sponge! What'cha doin'? About, five knots.
Thought so! I'm doing six! See you at the summit, slowpokes! Hey, we're falling behind! What's happening? Excess weight seems to be hampering our progress.
Yeah, we gotta lighten our load.
How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load? Eh, it lightens my spirit.
Ow! Ow, ow ow! Mountain lion! Doofenshmirtz vacation condo! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Well, I guess it serves me right for bringing work on vacation with me.
And, there it is.
Man, are we in a rut.
Anyway, this is my Dodo-Bird-Incubator You know -inator.
With this amazing device I can transform any egg to a dodo egg.
Once they hatch I will march my terrifying dodo bird army across the Tri-State Area.
You know, I-I don't really know what they look like, but they're extinct like dinosaurs, so just imagine! Giant, extinct dinosaur-like monsters laying waste to the city! Ah You know, y-you really picked me up out of my doldrums.
Well, we're here and ready to help.
What would you like us to do? Just sit back and enjoy the view, the train will do all the work.
Do nothing? Got that covered.
All aboard! Gearheart Summit, here we come! You'll never make it! You should give up! Yeah, give up! Hoo-hoo! So long boys, and don't forget to clean your rooms! Yes, Mom.
It's your fault.
Quiet, you! Looks like a dead heat so far.
We need to pick up the pace.
Alright, I'll get rid of this.
I do not know why you even brought the swordfish! It's a marlin.
Oh, no.
Little help, guys! Ferb.
So Candace, you sure seem relaxed.
What's up? I'm just taking in the ride and not worrying about what Phineas and Ferb are up to.
Well, good for you, honey.
'Cause I've got gin.
We're playing Kings Corners.
Are we? It's working! It's wonderful! It's amazing! It'sâ It's, uh not quite as terrifying as I'd hoped.
How am I supposed to take over the Tri-State Area with a bunch of these? W-Where's the horror, the terror, whereâ Oh, no! Whaâ Y-You'll get to wait in line, Perry the Platypus! First, I gotta deal with this! I mean, this looks like a turkey, it's like Thanksgiving.
Oh, no, no! Oh, no, it's exactly like Thanksgiving! Hey, Glenda, how's it going? Mighty fine! You're looking chipper.
Oh, yeah.
I've been feeling great ever since I decided to heed your advice and give up.
Come again? Well, all summer I've been stressing 'bout busting my brothers, but after your speech this morning I've just gave up.
And now I'm much more relaxed.
So what you got from my speech about how you should never give up is that you should give up? Well, you did say give up a lot.
I did say that, didn't I? Uh, Glenda? Glenda! The train is slowing down.
So it is.
I guess we're out of coal.
Oh, well.
What? You can't give up! No coal means no steam, and no steam means we can't make up the hill! Eh We gotta do something! We need fuel! Wait! I have an idea that just might work.
And don't think I don't know what you're up to.
I'll be right back.
She's such an active child.
Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen to this train after today? It'll be torn apart and sold for scrap.
Why? No reason.
What are we playing again? Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin' over there? My steering is a little loose, I think thatâ Do you need some help? Well, yeah.
Can you hold the wheel while I tighten it? Gladly! Well, that's perfect.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Check it out! A dodo bird! What's next on the list, Ferb? Frankenstein's brain.
Yeah, uh That was in my balloon.
Woo-hoo! Yes, we made it! I knew we could, I knew we could, I knew we could! Oh, did you now? Yeah, you can drop the act.
I know you didn't forget to bring coal.
It's probably on that box you're sitting on.
But, lesson learned and as long as I'm no longer giving up, I'm gonna go bust Phineas and Ferb.
Thanks! I could have forgot the coal! I'm old! Do you notice anything different here? Oh, yeah! Everything's half off at the gift shop! Here we are! Gearheart Summit.
Let's put them down over there, Ferb.
Why is it every store sells this outfit? Mom, Mom! Look what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Come quick! Look, look! Right there! You see? You see? Okay, Candace.
Oh, hello, boys.
What? No! A-ha! Sayonara, dodo! Hey, how did you start that with no opposable thumbs? Mom, look! It's just forced perspective! Look! They're not really here! It's an optical illusion! He's not reallyâ Hi, Candace! How was the train ride? Oh, I give up.
Ugh, some vacation this turned out to be.
So, you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities? Huh.
What? There it is!
No fair! That almost hit me! Life's not fair.
Earlier today I just missed hitting this kid with a basketball.
Hey, Candace.
What are you up to today? Well, I'll probably try to bust you guys, again! And fail, again! And add another link on my summer-long chain of disappointment and regrets.
How about that, Ferb, Candace already knows what she's gonna do today! So, uh How's the antique business? Oh, it's just fine.
You know, they have a saying in the antique business.
Hm, what is it? What is what? The saying.
That you use in the antique business.
Oh, I don't use it.
But there is one.
Hi, Dad! Hi, Grandpa! We're not interrupting, are we? No, no! No, come in, boys.
Ferb and I were just talking about the time you build the balloon and won the most famous balloon race in history.
Tell us that story again? Well, I went out to the barn, I built a balloon and I won the most famous balloon race in history.
Wow! He makes history come alive.
Come on, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
If you need us, we'll be out in the barn! Cool! Just look at all this great stuff.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P! After extensive research and computer data analysis, we have concluded that the Tri-State Area is experiencing an unprecedented shortage of eggs.
We need you to investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
You there! Weren't you listening? Go make some eggs! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop! You might wanna use the sugar, unless you want salty lemonade! Oh, I can't wait to get new contacts.
I'm as blind as a bat without them.
Here, use my spare set of glasses.
Wow, now everything is a different kind of blurry.
Hey, stranger.
Come on in.
Everyone, you remember Glenda? Of course! Candace, Glenda was the first female train conductor in the entire Tri-State Area! But alas, the train is being decommissioned.
And today is Glenda's last trip.
And you know what? I'm gonna take her up Gearheart Summit.
But nobody has ever taken a train up Gearheart Summit.
It's too steep! Well, that's what they say, but I'm not one to give up! It's just like when you became a conductor.
That's right.
They told me to give up! But I never give up! I'm not the kind of person to give up! Well, I'm gonna prove that an old train can make it up those tracks.
You guys wanna come with me? We should all go.
Sounds like fun! Okay! Train leaves the station at ten sharp! See you there! Isn't she something, Candace? That's a woman who would never give up! Give up! Blah blah! Give up! Blah blah blah blah blah! Give up! Blah blah blah! Give up! It's so simple! I don't know how I didn't think about it before! I'll give up! (Song: Give Up) It's not bad to have goals per se When your teacher, coach, and counselor ask Cold hard reality can get in your way When you're really not up to the task Well you've been scheming and spying and screaming and crying But you know there's still something that you're still not trying Give up! You've been trying to sell this so long Even though there's no one out there buying Give up! I know you're tired of the same old song But it's not really failure if you're not even trying Give up! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo) It's like you're banging your head against the same old wall Baby, all you got to show is a bruise (All you got show is a bruise) Well, it's a crazy thing to do to just keep on repeating All these actions that will only lead to cranial bleeding Give up! It's time for you to throw in the towel Capitulate and raise the white flag Give up! And don't be bitter just because you're a quitter You can even hold up your head up and brag That's right, you gave up She gave up! She gave up! I gave up! That's right, I never even suited up, folks! I gave up! I threw the baby out with the bathwater! I gave up! I forgot the Alamo! I gave up! I'm not even going for the bronze! I gave up! I'm staying right here, man.
I gave up! In this hammock.
I like it.
Aw, it's beautiful, man.
Okay, everyone, let's get this race started.
Contact! Last one at the top of the mountain is a stinky dish sponge! What'cha doin'? About, five knots.
Thought so! I'm doing six! See you at the summit, slowpokes! Hey, we're falling behind! What's happening? Excess weight seems to be hampering our progress.
Yeah, we gotta lighten our load.
How does dangling me from a rope lighten our load? Eh, it lightens my spirit.
Ow! Ow, ow ow! Mountain lion! Doofenshmirtz vacation condo! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Well, I guess it serves me right for bringing work on vacation with me.
And, there it is.
Man, are we in a rut.
Anyway, this is my Dodo-Bird-Incubator You know -inator.
With this amazing device I can transform any egg to a dodo egg.
Once they hatch I will march my terrifying dodo bird army across the Tri-State Area.
You know, I-I don't really know what they look like, but they're extinct like dinosaurs, so just imagine! Giant, extinct dinosaur-like monsters laying waste to the city! Ah You know, y-you really picked me up out of my doldrums.
Well, we're here and ready to help.
What would you like us to do? Just sit back and enjoy the view, the train will do all the work.
Do nothing? Got that covered.
All aboard! Gearheart Summit, here we come! You'll never make it! You should give up! Yeah, give up! Hoo-hoo! So long boys, and don't forget to clean your rooms! Yes, Mom.
It's your fault.
Quiet, you! Looks like a dead heat so far.
We need to pick up the pace.
Alright, I'll get rid of this.
I do not know why you even brought the swordfish! It's a marlin.
Oh, no.
Little help, guys! Ferb.
So Candace, you sure seem relaxed.
What's up? I'm just taking in the ride and not worrying about what Phineas and Ferb are up to.
Well, good for you, honey.
'Cause I've got gin.
We're playing Kings Corners.
Are we? It's working! It's wonderful! It's amazing! It'sâ It's, uh not quite as terrifying as I'd hoped.
How am I supposed to take over the Tri-State Area with a bunch of these? W-Where's the horror, the terror, whereâ Oh, no! Whaâ Y-You'll get to wait in line, Perry the Platypus! First, I gotta deal with this! I mean, this looks like a turkey, it's like Thanksgiving.
Oh, no, no! Oh, no, it's exactly like Thanksgiving! Hey, Glenda, how's it going? Mighty fine! You're looking chipper.
Oh, yeah.
I've been feeling great ever since I decided to heed your advice and give up.
Come again? Well, all summer I've been stressing 'bout busting my brothers, but after your speech this morning I've just gave up.
And now I'm much more relaxed.
So what you got from my speech about how you should never give up is that you should give up? Well, you did say give up a lot.
I did say that, didn't I? Uh, Glenda? Glenda! The train is slowing down.
So it is.
I guess we're out of coal.
Oh, well.
What? You can't give up! No coal means no steam, and no steam means we can't make up the hill! Eh We gotta do something! We need fuel! Wait! I have an idea that just might work.
And don't think I don't know what you're up to.
I'll be right back.
She's such an active child.
Just out of curiosity, what's going to happen to this train after today? It'll be torn apart and sold for scrap.
Why? No reason.
What are we playing again? Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin' over there? My steering is a little loose, I think thatâ Do you need some help? Well, yeah.
Can you hold the wheel while I tighten it? Gladly! Well, that's perfect.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Check it out! A dodo bird! What's next on the list, Ferb? Frankenstein's brain.
Yeah, uh That was in my balloon.
Woo-hoo! Yes, we made it! I knew we could, I knew we could, I knew we could! Oh, did you now? Yeah, you can drop the act.
I know you didn't forget to bring coal.
It's probably on that box you're sitting on.
But, lesson learned and as long as I'm no longer giving up, I'm gonna go bust Phineas and Ferb.
Thanks! I could have forgot the coal! I'm old! Do you notice anything different here? Oh, yeah! Everything's half off at the gift shop! Here we are! Gearheart Summit.
Let's put them down over there, Ferb.
Why is it every store sells this outfit? Mom, Mom! Look what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Come quick! Look, look! Right there! You see? You see? Okay, Candace.
Oh, hello, boys.
What? No! A-ha! Sayonara, dodo! Hey, how did you start that with no opposable thumbs? Mom, look! It's just forced perspective! Look! They're not really here! It's an optical illusion! He's not reallyâ Hi, Candace! How was the train ride? Oh, I give up.
Ugh, some vacation this turned out to be.
So, you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities? Huh.
What? There it is!