Phineas and Ferb s03e31 Episode Script
Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon (15 min)
This is it.
Giant Cannibal Cave! According to the map, Beserk Magurk stashed it here.
No one ever saw him again.
This way! Up these Giant Cannibal Stairs! There it is.
The Amulet of Juatchadoon! And that must be Magurk, down there on that Giant Cannibal Dining Set! How much rope do you have? As always, you are prepared.
So, the markings on this amulet should lead us to the lost Temple of Juatchadoon! Who wants cocoa? Hey, let us go, you big galute! Doofenshmirtz.
Well, well, well.
Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletcher.
What are you doing here? That depends.
Why are you slow clapping? Ah, I don't know, I thought it would make my entrance more dramatic.
And it totally worked! You know, he's right.
It was more dramatic.
Now, hand over that amulet! No way! We retrieved it, fair and square! Tell it to the abominable snowman! Well, that's a weird expression.
No, I mean tell him right now.
Look! I'll just run ahead! Maybe the Giant Cannibal thing was a mislead! I think the dining set was his! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Oh, mama! Way too soon for a callback, Norm.
Hello, gents! What's your fancy? Well, fame, glory, money, and the preservation of semi-mystical historical treasures.
But, we'll settle for hot fudge sundaes! They're here! Daily Tableaux? Chief! Who do you think just showed up in Panama? If you're gonna try and sell me another fairy tale about Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletâ There's a scoop here, and I can smell it! Or they haven't invented deodorant soap yet, but there's still a scoop! Fine.
But, I wanna see pictures! I won't let you down! Someone around here is bound to know something about the lost Temple of Juatchadoon! Juatchadoon? Exactly.
We don't even know if it really exists! Oh, it exists all right! And I know where to find it! Go on Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
Femme fatale, ingenue, amateur archeologist, and licensed tile and grout installer.
A girl has to earn a living! Pleased to meet you! Do you know anything about this? Do you know anything about this? The Amulet of Juatchadoon! The legend says it can awaken an evil corn colossus with the power to destroy the world! Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that.
I mean, what's the upside? My mother, New Hampshire Garcia-Shapiro, was searching for the Temple when she disappeared! I'm afraid something terrible has happened to her! You've just gotta help me! I'm also a certified Damsel in Distress.
Well, we don't normally go searching after other archaeologists slash adventurers, but I guess we can make an exception.
Now if we only knew which way she went.
Would this map she sent me help? Yes.
Yes, it would.
We're gonna need transportation.
Rhode Island Fletcher, I know what we're gonna dig up today! Gentlemen, please! There simply are no more maraschino cherries! There you are, Agent P! Welcome to the meeting of the Secret Order of the Knights Without a Cool Acronym or SOKWACA.
As you know, it is our duty toâ Hey! You're not wearing your fez.
Better go to the fez dispenser.
As I was saying, Doofenshmirtz is dangerously close to laying his mitts on the lost Idol of Juatchadoon.
If he were to get hold of it, it would be blood-sucking-Chupacabra-brain-eating-zombie-ancient-Mayan- Gods-come-to-life-weird-voodoo-curses-with-goat-heads and what not bad.
Now, get out there and stop him, Agent P.
Why are we wearing a fez in the middle of Central America anyway? You mean we're not in Egypt? I thought those pyramids were kind of stair-steppy.
Last stop! I'm afraid there is no way to get to the East Coast by boat unless you go all the way around South America.
Nothing but jungle from here on out.
Care to come with us? And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much! Wow.
Authentic riverboat gibberish.
This way, gang! It's sweet of you to help us find my mom, Ms Candace.
And are you kidding? I've been trying to get a good scoop all summer long! Well, it's a lucky thing you accidentally hammered yourself into that crate marked temple expedition supplies then, isn't it? Boy, I'll say! We've found it! It's the fabled Temple of Juatchadoon! "If you choose to go further, you'll wish you weren't born.
The road to destruction is paved with corn.
" Cheery! There must be some trick to opening this case.
A latch, or somewhere to twist it orâ Or, we could hit it with a rock.
Yeah, that works.
(Song: Don't Look Down) Adventure's quite a pleasure, we're not in it for the treasure We'll amble at our leisure, but don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes And follow your nose You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! Lots of snakes and spiders, wish this tunnel was wider Wish we had a guide here, just don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes And follow your nose You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes (Keep on your toes) And follow your nose (Follow your nose) You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! When you're looking up (Looking up) If you don't look down! This is it, guys.
The corn colossus of Juatchadoon! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, baby! Doofenshmirtz! Nice entrance.
Yeah, that whole subtle thing wasn't working out for me as you know.
Now, hand over that amulet.
You fiend! You think we're just gonna give it to you? Yes.
Yes, I do.
Sorry, boys.
Whaâ? Here you go! Isabella, you dirty double crosser! I forgot to give you this one.
Okay.
I've kept up my end of the bargain.
Now, where'sâ Isabella! Mom! Oh, balita, you came! Are you okay? Oh, she's fine, but she could use a little company! Now, if you don't mind I've got a little ceremony to conduct.
Let's see, probably instructions on the back or you rub it or twist it Okay, okay! Getting used to it, getting used to it! And I'm good.
This is it! Now, I have the power to bla, bla, bla, supernatural, bla, bla, et cetera, et cetera.
But first I'm going to New York.
We'd kill on Broadway! What theâ (Song: Perry the Platypus) (Dooby dooby doo-bah) (Perry!) He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (In a fez!) He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! (And a fez!) He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! But you can call him Agent P.
Perry! I said you can call him Agent P! Agent P! Perry the Platypus, you totally one-upped my entrance.
But doesn't matter, 'cause look what I got.
We've got to lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup singers! OMG! Coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down! Hey, Corny! What do you think of this? Enrage the all powerful Corn Colossus.
Good thinking! You go smash the kids, then we'll take over the world later.
As long as I still have thisâ Quick, across this incredibly fragile rope bridge! Get ready for some popcorn! Wow, he was a lot easier to defeat than I thought he would be.
Great, now he's on fire! Yeah, this is much better! I thought he would pop! I mean, corn pops, right? Was I totally out of line? Down the stairs, everybody! Or up the stairs! Or up the stairs! Gee, you think? Running out of steps here! Ah-ha! You just wait till I connect with one of these.
Then you'll wish you'd never been corned! Get it? 'Cause it rhymes withâ Hey, what's with the fez anyway, we're not even in Egypt! You're a real spoilsport, you know that? Okay, thoughts? The amulet! Ooh, we can use the amulet to control the Corn Colossus! We have to figure out how to activate it! Or we could hit it with a rock.
Oh, now he pops! How does that make any sense? Oh, terrific.
The temple is falling apart.
Are you happy? Probably my face will melt now, and for what? That's the last one.
That was very smooth of you rescuing us at the last moment.
That is just how I'm playing it, babe.
Well, we found the amulet, defeated the corn monster, apparently created a much needed canal across Panama, and saved the world! And I've got the proof.
Ugh.
Sorry about the betrayal, guys.
That's okay, Isabella.
We understand.
By the way, does anyone else find it weird that we were saved by an anthropomorphic platypus? The world holds many mysteries, but what seems strange to one maybe commonplace to another.
The fez was weird though, I mean, we're not in Egypt.
(Dooby dooby doo-bah) (Perry!) He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (In a fez!) He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! (And a fez!) He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! But you can call him Agent P.
Perry! I said you can call him Agent P! Agent P!
Giant Cannibal Cave! According to the map, Beserk Magurk stashed it here.
No one ever saw him again.
This way! Up these Giant Cannibal Stairs! There it is.
The Amulet of Juatchadoon! And that must be Magurk, down there on that Giant Cannibal Dining Set! How much rope do you have? As always, you are prepared.
So, the markings on this amulet should lead us to the lost Temple of Juatchadoon! Who wants cocoa? Hey, let us go, you big galute! Doofenshmirtz.
Well, well, well.
Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletcher.
What are you doing here? That depends.
Why are you slow clapping? Ah, I don't know, I thought it would make my entrance more dramatic.
And it totally worked! You know, he's right.
It was more dramatic.
Now, hand over that amulet! No way! We retrieved it, fair and square! Tell it to the abominable snowman! Well, that's a weird expression.
No, I mean tell him right now.
Look! I'll just run ahead! Maybe the Giant Cannibal thing was a mislead! I think the dining set was his! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Oh, mama! Way too soon for a callback, Norm.
Hello, gents! What's your fancy? Well, fame, glory, money, and the preservation of semi-mystical historical treasures.
But, we'll settle for hot fudge sundaes! They're here! Daily Tableaux? Chief! Who do you think just showed up in Panama? If you're gonna try and sell me another fairy tale about Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletâ There's a scoop here, and I can smell it! Or they haven't invented deodorant soap yet, but there's still a scoop! Fine.
But, I wanna see pictures! I won't let you down! Someone around here is bound to know something about the lost Temple of Juatchadoon! Juatchadoon? Exactly.
We don't even know if it really exists! Oh, it exists all right! And I know where to find it! Go on Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
Femme fatale, ingenue, amateur archeologist, and licensed tile and grout installer.
A girl has to earn a living! Pleased to meet you! Do you know anything about this? Do you know anything about this? The Amulet of Juatchadoon! The legend says it can awaken an evil corn colossus with the power to destroy the world! Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that.
I mean, what's the upside? My mother, New Hampshire Garcia-Shapiro, was searching for the Temple when she disappeared! I'm afraid something terrible has happened to her! You've just gotta help me! I'm also a certified Damsel in Distress.
Well, we don't normally go searching after other archaeologists slash adventurers, but I guess we can make an exception.
Now if we only knew which way she went.
Would this map she sent me help? Yes.
Yes, it would.
We're gonna need transportation.
Rhode Island Fletcher, I know what we're gonna dig up today! Gentlemen, please! There simply are no more maraschino cherries! There you are, Agent P! Welcome to the meeting of the Secret Order of the Knights Without a Cool Acronym or SOKWACA.
As you know, it is our duty toâ Hey! You're not wearing your fez.
Better go to the fez dispenser.
As I was saying, Doofenshmirtz is dangerously close to laying his mitts on the lost Idol of Juatchadoon.
If he were to get hold of it, it would be blood-sucking-Chupacabra-brain-eating-zombie-ancient-Mayan- Gods-come-to-life-weird-voodoo-curses-with-goat-heads and what not bad.
Now, get out there and stop him, Agent P.
Why are we wearing a fez in the middle of Central America anyway? You mean we're not in Egypt? I thought those pyramids were kind of stair-steppy.
Last stop! I'm afraid there is no way to get to the East Coast by boat unless you go all the way around South America.
Nothing but jungle from here on out.
Care to come with us? And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much! Wow.
Authentic riverboat gibberish.
This way, gang! It's sweet of you to help us find my mom, Ms Candace.
And are you kidding? I've been trying to get a good scoop all summer long! Well, it's a lucky thing you accidentally hammered yourself into that crate marked temple expedition supplies then, isn't it? Boy, I'll say! We've found it! It's the fabled Temple of Juatchadoon! "If you choose to go further, you'll wish you weren't born.
The road to destruction is paved with corn.
" Cheery! There must be some trick to opening this case.
A latch, or somewhere to twist it orâ Or, we could hit it with a rock.
Yeah, that works.
(Song: Don't Look Down) Adventure's quite a pleasure, we're not in it for the treasure We'll amble at our leisure, but don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes And follow your nose You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! Lots of snakes and spiders, wish this tunnel was wider Wish we had a guide here, just don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes And follow your nose You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! Gotta keep on your toes (Keep on your toes) And follow your nose (Follow your nose) You never know where the tunnel goes Just don't look down! When you're looking up (Looking up) If you don't look down! This is it, guys.
The corn colossus of Juatchadoon! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, baby! Doofenshmirtz! Nice entrance.
Yeah, that whole subtle thing wasn't working out for me as you know.
Now, hand over that amulet.
You fiend! You think we're just gonna give it to you? Yes.
Yes, I do.
Sorry, boys.
Whaâ? Here you go! Isabella, you dirty double crosser! I forgot to give you this one.
Okay.
I've kept up my end of the bargain.
Now, where'sâ Isabella! Mom! Oh, balita, you came! Are you okay? Oh, she's fine, but she could use a little company! Now, if you don't mind I've got a little ceremony to conduct.
Let's see, probably instructions on the back or you rub it or twist it Okay, okay! Getting used to it, getting used to it! And I'm good.
This is it! Now, I have the power to bla, bla, bla, supernatural, bla, bla, et cetera, et cetera.
But first I'm going to New York.
We'd kill on Broadway! What theâ (Song: Perry the Platypus) (Dooby dooby doo-bah) (Perry!) He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (In a fez!) He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! (And a fez!) He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! But you can call him Agent P.
Perry! I said you can call him Agent P! Agent P! Perry the Platypus, you totally one-upped my entrance.
But doesn't matter, 'cause look what I got.
We've got to lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup singers! OMG! Coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down! Hey, Corny! What do you think of this? Enrage the all powerful Corn Colossus.
Good thinking! You go smash the kids, then we'll take over the world later.
As long as I still have thisâ Quick, across this incredibly fragile rope bridge! Get ready for some popcorn! Wow, he was a lot easier to defeat than I thought he would be.
Great, now he's on fire! Yeah, this is much better! I thought he would pop! I mean, corn pops, right? Was I totally out of line? Down the stairs, everybody! Or up the stairs! Or up the stairs! Gee, you think? Running out of steps here! Ah-ha! You just wait till I connect with one of these.
Then you'll wish you'd never been corned! Get it? 'Cause it rhymes withâ Hey, what's with the fez anyway, we're not even in Egypt! You're a real spoilsport, you know that? Okay, thoughts? The amulet! Ooh, we can use the amulet to control the Corn Colossus! We have to figure out how to activate it! Or we could hit it with a rock.
Oh, now he pops! How does that make any sense? Oh, terrific.
The temple is falling apart.
Are you happy? Probably my face will melt now, and for what? That's the last one.
That was very smooth of you rescuing us at the last moment.
That is just how I'm playing it, babe.
Well, we found the amulet, defeated the corn monster, apparently created a much needed canal across Panama, and saved the world! And I've got the proof.
Ugh.
Sorry about the betrayal, guys.
That's okay, Isabella.
We understand.
By the way, does anyone else find it weird that we were saved by an anthropomorphic platypus? The world holds many mysteries, but what seems strange to one maybe commonplace to another.
The fez was weird though, I mean, we're not in Egypt.
(Dooby dooby doo-bah) (Perry!) He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (In a fez!) He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! (And a fez!) He's Perry! Perry the Platypus! But you can call him Agent P.
Perry! I said you can call him Agent P! Agent P!