Phineas and Ferb s03e34 Episode Script
The Remains of the Platypus (15 min)
Doofenshmirtz in his underwear! I can't believe it! Just moments away from finally achieving full control of the Tri-State Area! And I owe it all to you, Perry the Platypus, my trusted butler.
I won! I won! No! Why didn't you listen?! Why?! Quiet, you! I will not let you ruin this moment of pure joy! Joy located.
Oh, my gosh! Everybody, it's Li'l Saul and the Breakingham Palace Crew! Oy, poi, poi and a deetle, deetle, deetle! This party's gonna be off the hook! It's not how it looks! Uh, I think this is your hat.
Uh, I think this is your hat.
I'll just be leaving now.
Well, this day couldn't get any weirder.
Well, I'm about to be proven wrong.
Hi, Candace.
Mom! Mom! The cheese mountain remains, but the people have fled en masse! What are you talking about? What people? Come back! Wait! High five! Hey, don't leave me hanging! Mom! Cheese! Here! Home! Now! High five! What happened to that guy? Sir, I think Agent P is working for Sir? No! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! No! We'll have none of that, Mr.
Squirrel Man.
Besides, you're too late.
Ever since Perry the Platypus quit your agency to become my butler, I have been freed up to create my ultimate inator! The Vaporizer-inator! With my mind now clear, I stumbled onto a scientific fact.
Every object on Earth, when heated to a certain temperature, evaporates! With this, I'll be able to vaporize things at will, and cause all kinds of mayhem! I'm a genius! For realsies this time.
Now, to your station, Perry the Butler! Get ready, boys! When this baby powers up, it's gonna get hot in here! Happy place! Happy place! Happy place! Happy place! Let's find our first target.
How about all the sand at the beach! How about all the sand at the beach! Wait.
Wait, where is everybody? Wow! I think this is the biggest turn-out we had all summer.
Eh, Buford? Yep.
It couldn't get any cheddar than this.
Oh, bravo.
How do you keep coming up with them? Bravo! Showtime, Ferb! Cheesetopia is now open! (Song: Cheesetopia) My fever starts to climb up above a hundred degrees When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Your cheese in wildest dreams become realities Your fantasies of melted cheese up to your knees Please try some cheddar peas and taste the Gouda cheese Cheesetopia! It's like Utopia, with cheese! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheese? Cheese?! Our cheese eating contest is about to begin! Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Cheese! Sir! Oh, why isn't he answering? Ahhh! Oh, Agent P.
If only you had your hat.
Shoot! (Song: Perry's Hat) Perry's hat, floats on the wind I wonder where it is going? Is there a head, it will anoint? Is this herring red or a plot point? Perry's hat That squirrel man dropped his hat.
I should return it.
I wonder what he's doing up there.
Oh, well.
I got to find out what happened to Agent P.
Oh, and I just sprayed for squirrel men.
Well, now, it appears that fate has dumped our mysterious guest like an immense pile of assorted cheeses onto the lawn of my evil lab.
Yeah, I know it's a strange metaphor, but I stand by it.
Oh, Agent P.
What have you been up to? Very good, Perry the Butler.
The trash chute is right down the hall.
Hey, wait, you forgotâ Oh, look at this thing, huh? Such memories! All the adventures, the excitement, the pummeling, the thwarting Oh! You know, I'm feeling rather sentimental about it.
Oh, well! Man, am I pumped for Squirrel Con! Yeah! With everyone in costume, there will be no baleful looks of judgment.
Hey.
This is Agent P's hat.
There must be something wrong.
Major Monogram, we have a problem.
Look! Well, that doesn't look good.
You can clearly see your zipper in the costume! No! Agent P's hat.
Oh, well then.
Maybe you should look into it.
Me? Like a real agent? Yes, sir! As for me, I'm off to Cheesetopia! It's Utopia, with cheese! Sir, you remember what happens when you eat cheese? Uh, I've been cleared by doctors.
Anyways, good luck, Carl.
Yes! Squirrel Con will have to wait! Poor guy.
I finished my deliveries early so I wouldn't have to miss this! Last delivery of the day! Okay! Just dump it right there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume! What? I stand by that metaphor.
All right, Baljeet.
I need you to help Ferb with the foundation! I am on it! Isabella, you and the Fireside Girls spread the word! Girls, get ready to get our Flyer Delivery Patches! Again? Is there something you'd like to say, Adyson? And Buford, keep the cheese puns coming! Sounds Gouda to me! Excellent! All right, who cut the cheese? Sorry.
And then I typed LOL, but it came out LOP, and Jeremy thought I meantâ What's that smell? I'll call you later, Stacy.
Cheese, huh? That warrants a call to Mom! What was that? Ah, cheese.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Sorry about the extreme close-up.
Carl's off today, and for the life of me I can't figure out how to work this thing.
Anyway, we have reason to believe Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
Again, since Carl is out, I'll have to do the visual reference myself.
He's recently purchased a small tux, a silver tray, and a pair of white gloves.
I traced my hand for that one.
Ooh, check this out! Look! It's Agent T! What? Too soon? Cheese? Why cheese? 'Cause cheese is cool no matter how you slice it! What, am I provolone on this? No, I guess it's as good an idea as any.
Nice cheese puns, by the way.
That's nothin'.
I've already got a whole list of 'em.
Besides, with the change in plans, we had nothing else prepared.
Yeah What did happen to your first invention? Mom, wait! Don't leave yet! Li'l Saul and the entire Breakingham Palace Crew are in here! Come on, I know you're in there, Saul! Joy located.
Uh Oy, poi, poi, and a deetle, deetle, deetle! Never mind! Have fun running errands! But Saul and his crew were unemployed, and so I finally found them full-time working my celebration-seeking rocket.
It hones in on joy, activates, and is guaranteed to kick any party up to an 11! Hey, where'd it go? Now you know how I feel.
Well, wherever it landed, I hope they can handle a party of that magnitude.
Back to the present.
I'm not sure I can handle a party of this magnitude! Either way, we've got enough power for the inator now, Perry the Butler, y-you'd better tend to the guests.
Agent P, how could you have turned to the dark side? How could you have forsaken all that's good and right to be that maniac's butler? You don't belong in that uniform! You belong in this hat! See? Perry the Platypus! You have grape juice on your shirt.
I can't have my manservant looking like a street urchin.
You should go clean up before it sets.
Ugh, it's so hard to get good help these days, even when you ride 'em like a bicycle.
When my Butler-inator is finished with you, not only will you have a perfectly-tailored uniform and wig, but you'll actually think you are my butler! You won't even remember that you fight evil for a living! You won't even remember that you fight evil for a living! You won't even remember that you fight evil! Man, you really kick this party up to an 11, man! Perry the Platypus, what's gotten into you? "Thait I live"? Whatâ What's that, someâ Some new band? What's that, someâ Some new band? Oh "I fight evil"! V-Very clever.
You wrote a note to yourself in the future.
I would not have predicted that.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Candace, you know, we do have a nice backyard.
Although, I never noticed that cheese smell before.
My inator! Oy, the joy.
It drops.
Time for us to go already! Oy, poi, poi, and a deetle, deetle, deetle! Well, no Saul, no ball.
Let's split.
Wait, wait.
I-I was just about to break out the bubble machine! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! And you, too, large squirrel man creature hybrid thing! Huh.
Who would've thought a high-fiving swollen guy would've scared everyone off like that? I don't get it.
Cheesetopia was just here! Huh.
That's Swiss-picious! Well, I did it! A hundred cheese puns! Oh, and look, there's Perry! And, scene.
Cheesetopia is now open! My fever starts to climb up above a hundred degrees When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheesetopia! It's like Utopia, with cheese!
I won! I won! No! Why didn't you listen?! Why?! Quiet, you! I will not let you ruin this moment of pure joy! Joy located.
Oh, my gosh! Everybody, it's Li'l Saul and the Breakingham Palace Crew! Oy, poi, poi and a deetle, deetle, deetle! This party's gonna be off the hook! It's not how it looks! Uh, I think this is your hat.
Uh, I think this is your hat.
I'll just be leaving now.
Well, this day couldn't get any weirder.
Well, I'm about to be proven wrong.
Hi, Candace.
Mom! Mom! The cheese mountain remains, but the people have fled en masse! What are you talking about? What people? Come back! Wait! High five! Hey, don't leave me hanging! Mom! Cheese! Here! Home! Now! High five! What happened to that guy? Sir, I think Agent P is working for Sir? No! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! No! We'll have none of that, Mr.
Squirrel Man.
Besides, you're too late.
Ever since Perry the Platypus quit your agency to become my butler, I have been freed up to create my ultimate inator! The Vaporizer-inator! With my mind now clear, I stumbled onto a scientific fact.
Every object on Earth, when heated to a certain temperature, evaporates! With this, I'll be able to vaporize things at will, and cause all kinds of mayhem! I'm a genius! For realsies this time.
Now, to your station, Perry the Butler! Get ready, boys! When this baby powers up, it's gonna get hot in here! Happy place! Happy place! Happy place! Happy place! Let's find our first target.
How about all the sand at the beach! How about all the sand at the beach! Wait.
Wait, where is everybody? Wow! I think this is the biggest turn-out we had all summer.
Eh, Buford? Yep.
It couldn't get any cheddar than this.
Oh, bravo.
How do you keep coming up with them? Bravo! Showtime, Ferb! Cheesetopia is now open! (Song: Cheesetopia) My fever starts to climb up above a hundred degrees When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Your cheese in wildest dreams become realities Your fantasies of melted cheese up to your knees Please try some cheddar peas and taste the Gouda cheese Cheesetopia! It's like Utopia, with cheese! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheese? Cheese?! Our cheese eating contest is about to begin! Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Cheese! Sir! Oh, why isn't he answering? Ahhh! Oh, Agent P.
If only you had your hat.
Shoot! (Song: Perry's Hat) Perry's hat, floats on the wind I wonder where it is going? Is there a head, it will anoint? Is this herring red or a plot point? Perry's hat That squirrel man dropped his hat.
I should return it.
I wonder what he's doing up there.
Oh, well.
I got to find out what happened to Agent P.
Oh, and I just sprayed for squirrel men.
Well, now, it appears that fate has dumped our mysterious guest like an immense pile of assorted cheeses onto the lawn of my evil lab.
Yeah, I know it's a strange metaphor, but I stand by it.
Oh, Agent P.
What have you been up to? Very good, Perry the Butler.
The trash chute is right down the hall.
Hey, wait, you forgotâ Oh, look at this thing, huh? Such memories! All the adventures, the excitement, the pummeling, the thwarting Oh! You know, I'm feeling rather sentimental about it.
Oh, well! Man, am I pumped for Squirrel Con! Yeah! With everyone in costume, there will be no baleful looks of judgment.
Hey.
This is Agent P's hat.
There must be something wrong.
Major Monogram, we have a problem.
Look! Well, that doesn't look good.
You can clearly see your zipper in the costume! No! Agent P's hat.
Oh, well then.
Maybe you should look into it.
Me? Like a real agent? Yes, sir! As for me, I'm off to Cheesetopia! It's Utopia, with cheese! Sir, you remember what happens when you eat cheese? Uh, I've been cleared by doctors.
Anyways, good luck, Carl.
Yes! Squirrel Con will have to wait! Poor guy.
I finished my deliveries early so I wouldn't have to miss this! Last delivery of the day! Okay! Just dump it right there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume! What? I stand by that metaphor.
All right, Baljeet.
I need you to help Ferb with the foundation! I am on it! Isabella, you and the Fireside Girls spread the word! Girls, get ready to get our Flyer Delivery Patches! Again? Is there something you'd like to say, Adyson? And Buford, keep the cheese puns coming! Sounds Gouda to me! Excellent! All right, who cut the cheese? Sorry.
And then I typed LOL, but it came out LOP, and Jeremy thought I meantâ What's that smell? I'll call you later, Stacy.
Cheese, huh? That warrants a call to Mom! What was that? Ah, cheese.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Sorry about the extreme close-up.
Carl's off today, and for the life of me I can't figure out how to work this thing.
Anyway, we have reason to believe Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
Again, since Carl is out, I'll have to do the visual reference myself.
He's recently purchased a small tux, a silver tray, and a pair of white gloves.
I traced my hand for that one.
Ooh, check this out! Look! It's Agent T! What? Too soon? Cheese? Why cheese? 'Cause cheese is cool no matter how you slice it! What, am I provolone on this? No, I guess it's as good an idea as any.
Nice cheese puns, by the way.
That's nothin'.
I've already got a whole list of 'em.
Besides, with the change in plans, we had nothing else prepared.
Yeah What did happen to your first invention? Mom, wait! Don't leave yet! Li'l Saul and the entire Breakingham Palace Crew are in here! Come on, I know you're in there, Saul! Joy located.
Uh Oy, poi, poi, and a deetle, deetle, deetle! Never mind! Have fun running errands! But Saul and his crew were unemployed, and so I finally found them full-time working my celebration-seeking rocket.
It hones in on joy, activates, and is guaranteed to kick any party up to an 11! Hey, where'd it go? Now you know how I feel.
Well, wherever it landed, I hope they can handle a party of that magnitude.
Back to the present.
I'm not sure I can handle a party of this magnitude! Either way, we've got enough power for the inator now, Perry the Butler, y-you'd better tend to the guests.
Agent P, how could you have turned to the dark side? How could you have forsaken all that's good and right to be that maniac's butler? You don't belong in that uniform! You belong in this hat! See? Perry the Platypus! You have grape juice on your shirt.
I can't have my manservant looking like a street urchin.
You should go clean up before it sets.
Ugh, it's so hard to get good help these days, even when you ride 'em like a bicycle.
When my Butler-inator is finished with you, not only will you have a perfectly-tailored uniform and wig, but you'll actually think you are my butler! You won't even remember that you fight evil for a living! You won't even remember that you fight evil for a living! You won't even remember that you fight evil! Man, you really kick this party up to an 11, man! Perry the Platypus, what's gotten into you? "Thait I live"? Whatâ What's that, someâ Some new band? What's that, someâ Some new band? Oh "I fight evil"! V-Very clever.
You wrote a note to yourself in the future.
I would not have predicted that.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Candace, you know, we do have a nice backyard.
Although, I never noticed that cheese smell before.
My inator! Oy, the joy.
It drops.
Time for us to go already! Oy, poi, poi, and a deetle, deetle, deetle! Well, no Saul, no ball.
Let's split.
Wait, wait.
I-I was just about to break out the bubble machine! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! And you, too, large squirrel man creature hybrid thing! Huh.
Who would've thought a high-fiving swollen guy would've scared everyone off like that? I don't get it.
Cheesetopia was just here! Huh.
That's Swiss-picious! Well, I did it! A hundred cheese puns! Oh, and look, there's Perry! And, scene.
Cheesetopia is now open! My fever starts to climb up above a hundred degrees When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheesetopia! (Cheesetopia) Ahhh! Cheesetopia! It's like Utopia, with cheese!