Phineas and Ferb s03e42 Episode Script

We'll combine the zipperoo with the terror drop, and move clown town after the Ferris wheel, and we end the whole ride with a house of mirrors bouncy castle.
It's great! A city-wide amusement park on a single track.
And you only have to wait in line once! Delivery! Hi, Paul! Hey, boys.
You ordered 20 tons of building material? We sure did! Okay, sign here.
Hmm.
I had a pen here somewhere.
No problem.
I'll just use the pen you left here yesterday.
Ferb and I modified it so you won't lose it again.
Ha! What did you guys do, install a homing sensor? Actually, we just put a clip on it.
Cool! Here's the receipt.
Hi, Dad.
Yes, I just delivered to Phineas and Ferb.
Yes.
Yes, they are.
No, I left them the blue copy.
No, son.
You always have to leave them the pink copy.
The blue copy's yours.
You've gotta take your job more seriously.
Now you're running seven seconds behind! Dad I'm not sure if I really wanna be a delivery guy.
Of course you wanna be a delivery guy.
You just don't wanna be a delivery guy who's seven seconds behind.
Step it up! All right, Dad.
Talk to you later.
Bye.
Hey, hey, listeners, the WJOP party van is out there somewhere in the Tri-State Area.
The first lucky listener who spot the party van and say the Phrase that Pays, wins a special prize! Oh! Here's my next delivery.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! What a weird looking building.
Out of order? Great! It's open! Hello? Delivery.
Hey, you're not Perry the Platyp– Oh.
Sorry about that, I was expecting someone else.
No problem.
Happens to me all the time.
Really? I'm just kidding.
Ah Hey, nice clip.
Ah, thanks.
Well, I-I like your place.
What do you do here? Oh, you know, different things, but today I'm building a Juice-inator.
It's going to turn City Hall into juice! Oho, is it now? Yeah, then I'm gonna take over the Tri-State Area! You know, like you do.
Well, at least you got a plan.
I haven't figured out what I'm gonna do with my life.
Don't sell yourself short, perhaps you can be one of my minions! Not an indoor minion, but a minion that keeps the coal fires burning.
Yeah, I'm not sure that's a step up.
Here you go! You should think about that offer! Minioning! It's a growth industry.
Oh, he forgot to leave me the pink copy.
Juice City Hall What a character.
Hi, Paul.
That's what they did with the building material! We're still looking for that first listener to spot the WJOP party van, and say the Phrase that Pays– Hey, you're the WJOP party van! And you're the first listener to spot us! Wow! If only I knew the phrase that pays.
That's it, baby! The phrase that pays is The Phrase That Pays! You win the grand prize! I won? I won! What did I win?! The band Love Händel will play at your job! You snuck your way right into my heart That's impossible! I work on a truck.
(Song: The Ballads of Paul) He keeps two hands firmly on the wheel At ten and two or nine and three He signals when he's changing lanes He's adjusting mirrors so he can see! He's driving safe! (He's a safe driver) He's driving safe! (He's a safe driver) Uh– Hello? I got a complaint from the City Hall, they haven't got their package yet.
(driver) Sorry, Dad.
He's driving safe! I had a delay, but– But I'm on my way! He's on his way! Yeah, yeah He's on his way There's a dweeb in the crosswalk, good thing we stopped in time He's into his computers, yeah, he's into sci-fi He's into sci-fi! For your information, it's not sci-fi.
It's speculative fiction.
Speculative fiction is such an addiction! Speculative fiction! We're going to the City Hall Next to the Danville Mall! Finally, you're here with my box.
You know, Mayor Doofenshmirtz, I just delivered a package to a Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Yes, that's my older brother.
Charming man.
Charming man.
That box is really light.
That's because it's empty.
I just needed a box.
My cat loves to play with them.
Kitty in a box, kitty in a box Almost as cool as a genie in a box! Are they with you? Yes.
Yes, they are.
Well guys, like I was sayin', I'm not sure that I'm totally fulfilled as a delivery guy.
He's not sure that he's totally fulfilled as a delivery guy He's not sure There's a whole world of things to do out there.
There's a whole world of things to do out there! I mean, look at– Look at those kids.
Look at those kids– Hey, we know them.
Hey, Phineas! Hey, Ferb! Hey, guys! And you guys.
What is it you really want? We're hungry and we wanna eat! Fine.
We're hungry and we wanna So at this point, I can grab Mom in her hair appointment and bring her over where I think the boys are heading.
I'm calculating they'll go by that weird looking building downtown, at exactly 4.
59 pm.
Candace, I'd really like to help you with your latest busting endeavor, but I have customers waiting.
We're hungry and we wanna eat! Hey, Dad.
I'm just stopping for lunch.
He says we have another delivery for Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
We gotta go back to headquarters and pick it up.
We'll take that to go, with extra dipping sauce! Honey barbeque! You know, they fixed the elevator.
Delivery, again.
Oh, goody, it's arrived.
One last part for my Juice-inator.
Oh, right, you're still on that juice thing.
Yeah, my Juice-inator, my giant menacing machine that I build that will turn City Hall into juice completely discrediting and embarrassing my brother the Mayor at his 5 pm media event.
Step One, in my evil scheme to take over The Tri-State Area! Wow.
You got a rich fancy life, don't cha? I've been told so.
Do you have a pen? Yes, I do.
Oh, I remember this baby.
You know, if I had a clip like that on my pen, I'd never lose it.
I think your little, uh What is that, a dachshund? Platypus.
Looks like he doesn't wanna be in that cage.
Oh, him? No, no, he likes it.
Here you go.
I'll take that.
Thanks for everything.
See ya.
Hmm Why don't you use the elevator? Got a song for that? Actually, we do! We just climbed up sixty-five flights! The last delivery of the day.
OWCA, the Organization Without a Cool Acronym.
Boy, they aren't kidding.
Sliding down a tube, yeah Sliding down a tube Sliding, sliding down a tube Great googly moogly! A distress signal! Agent P is really trapped! Why won't he use the bevy of tools and weapons conveniently located in his hat? Delivery! Um, I'm gonna sign for the package.
Carl, your voice just got squeaky! I know that squeaking! Uh, where do I sign? Carl, what are you not telling me? Sir, Agent P doesn't have his hat tools.
I took them out to clean and repair them.
Something inside me just broke.
I have the tools right here.
What good are they to him here? Poor Agent P, he's just a platypus trapped in a cage.
Wearing a tiny hat, a little fedora A platypus in a fedora trapped by an evil scientist In a weird looking building intent on juicing City Hall.
Hey, you know that guy! Hey, I know that guy! I've seen your friend! It took you long enough! All of our other agents are busy out in the field.
If– If only there was a way to get these tools to Agent P.
Yeah, before Doofenshmirtz juices City Hall in seven minutes! Seven minutes! Hightail just happens to have a seven-minute delivery! I can get those tools to your friend! I've never used it, but here's the 237 form.
Sign at the bottom here, here's a pen, initial this on page two.
Sign on the bottom! Put those tools in here! I've got the regulation box! It's a regulation box! And you keep pink copy, blue copy's mine! Good luck, young man! We could use someone like him at the Agency.
Carl, why don't we have a soundtrack band? Here's our card! Schedule's gotta wait, Dad! I have a special delivery to make! Paul's on his way to deliver some tools to a platypus in a fedora He's on his way He's gotta save the day He's only got seven minutes! Wishes he had more-a! He's on his way and we're singing what he's doing So it looks like we might have a new career before us! He's on his way! I guess we are, too! From a pop-metal band to a rockin' Greek chorus! Rush hour! Tape yourselves together, boys! I've got an idea! Hey, Paul! Hey, kids! Just hitchin' a ride! Right here's good.
Thanks, guys! See you, Paul! Here you go, dude! Sign here.
And Hey! Perry the Platypus? Take that! You won't get out of there in time to stop me! What–? What are you doing up there? Just wrapping up a few loose ends! Wow, metaphorical and literal! Little dude, we should get outta here.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! And Paul the Delivery Guy! Paul the Mobile Logistics Technician! Well, excuse me! Hmm Tastes like pineapple.
Hey, Love Händel! Hey, guys, we're covered in juice and packing tape! What does that remind you of? Detroit, 1984! Whoo! I can't believe you made me leave my hair appointment for this! But but But but It's juice! What do you know about this? Excellent work, young man! Excellent! You know, it's unprecedented, uh, you being a human, but I'd like to offer you a job at the Agency.
What do you say, son? You wanna fight evil? Thanks, but no thanks.
I've found how I can contribute to the world.
By being a mobile logistics technician! That's a delivery guy, sir.
I know what it is! Huh, nice pen.