Phineas and Ferb s03e50 Episode Script
Sci-Fi Pie Fly (15 min)
Good morning, sunshine! What's your plan for today besides, of course padding up my cellphone bill? What's your plan for today besides, of course padding up my cellphone bill? I got nothin'.
Every day, I wear myself up, trying to bust the boys and it always blows up in my face.
I'm gonna take a day off from exploding face.
Today is for me time.
I'll believe it when I see it! Wow! I don't remember seeing this before! Cool, isn't it? I was inspired to put it out of storage after my, well my close encounter.
Close encounter? Oh, yes.
You've heard about the Danville crop circles, I suppose? They've been appearing in fields all over Danville! Some people think they're made by spaceships! I don't believe in spaceships! But, Buford, you've been in a spaceship.
Several, actually.
I'm a skeptic! As was I, until the other night when my motorcar began behaving oddly.
Suddenly, Iâ I saw a terrific flash of light, Iâ I was inexorably drawn to it.
Into escaping its irresistible magnetism.
What happened then? Well, it turns out, it was the tow truck driver I'd called.
He changed my battery and all is off.
So, it had nothing to do with crop circles or UFOs? No But I just think that's cool, hence the poster! His words confuse me.
Dad can be like that.
But, nevertheless I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles.
Hey, where's Perry? Agent P (Song: Monogram Rap This Old Man) Over here Let us get this thing in gear There's a big, ol' lump of trouble in town Awful things are going down Please go stop Doofenshmirtz I know this puppet show's the worst But I never said that I could write a song Could you just leave? This is really embarrassing.
Perry! Hi, Candace! No, no, no! No busting today, Candace.
It's just gonna blow upon your face.
Taking a me day.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Aw, look how cute you are! All snogging in your cozy little trap.
Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could find to trap you.
Hey, times are tough waiting for my alimony check! I have to watch every penny, and the "37 minutes or free" deal from the local pizza guy can really make a difference.
Just a second! Coming! Almost there Can you believe he made me pay, anyway? I vowed revenge.
Cheap revenge.
My first plan involved exploding pizza dough.
But you know, he turned it into a special! He actually charged more for it! And that is why I created The Dough-Blow-inator! You wear it! You see, this baby generates a powerful curt of air, which can hold pizza dough aloft indefinitely! So now, I will challenge pizza boy to a pie-spinning duel at the Pizza Day Festival in Danville Park, today.
I-I'm going to humiliate him in front of tens of people! And you are gonna have a front-row seat.
Plus, you really complete the look.
If we're going to solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles, we'll need a bird's-eye view.
So, why not a hot-air balloon or a helicopter? I like to stay on theme.
Oh, good idea.
So, Buford, we are literally sitting inside a flying saucer.
Do you still not believe in it? I'm stickin' on my guns on this one.
It's a matter of principle.
Crop circles have been sighted all over the Tri-State Area this summer.
Let's get a view of each of them and see if there's a pattern! Oh, I know I wasn't crazy! Oh, yeah? Well, no one asked you, Farm Utensil Bob! There's the next crop circle up ahead! So, you say You know, you can see them too, Buford.
My skepticism is boundless.
It is the same design as the others! Maybe they're trying to tell us something.
That they really like that symbol, apparently! There must be some sort of a pattern.
Ferb, let's go to the next one! Flying saucer! It's a flying saucer! Oh, my gosh! You truly are the most remarkable woman I've ever met in my life.
Candace.
And you are every woman's dream Jeremy.
Iâ I love you! We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to go live to correspond at Gordon Gutsofanemu.
I'm standing in downtown Danville where the recent rash of crop circles has caused quite a stir! But today, something more.
An actual sighting of a UFO! There were these creatures One had this crazy triangle head and the other looked like a sideways "T"! One had this crazy triangle head and the other looked like a sideways "T"! Sounds horrifying! It was! They don't look human at all! No.
No, they don't.
Who are these invaders? What are they doing here? What is the meaning of these crop circles? Why can't I time my barbecue right? I gotta call Mom! They're gonna be so bâ Oh, no, they don't! I'm taking a me day! Hey, everybody, she got-a free pizza? Hey, look-a what you see! It's a dough-osaur! Hey! The Leaning Tower of Pizza, ay? Everyone having a good time? No! No, we're not! We're having a rotten time, you stingy jerk! Why you-a callin' me these bad guy things? Because you cheated me! "37 minutes or free!" That was the deal! And 38 minutes later, you welched on it! But I would-a never! Wait-a one second! You are the guy who set up-a the traps to slow me down, yes? Yes, I-I have traps, but th-they weren't necessarily for you, you know, specifically, butâ Look, enough of your excuses! I challenge you to a dough duel! A dough duel, eh? I accept-a your challenge! If you win, I give you-a free pizza for life! But if I win, you no order my pizza ever again! Deal! I don't want your stupid pizza anyway.
Don't bother! Chin strap! Well, this is the last one.
But we still don't know what it means.
Maybe we need to get a fresh take on this.
Bring up the crop circle map.
That's it! I do not see anything.
Exactly! Because there's nothing to see! Right there! Right there! That's the one spot where the aliens haven't been! I'll bet that's their next stop.
Let's go! The alien ship has been seen hovering overâ makeup tips, so you can look your best for the impending alien invasion.
Candace, did you see the news? That is your brothers, right? Yes, but I'm not busting them.
Uh, hello? The ultimate bust just falls in your lap and you're not gonna jump at the chance? What's up with that? Listen, Stacy! Me day! No bust, no blow up in face! FACE! Well, now that you've put it crazy Back to my stories.
Taking a me day.
(Song: Non Reaction Song) Gotta keep myself together No, I'm not even movin' If I just do nothin', then my attitude's improvin' La, la, la, la Resist the urge to move.
La, la, la, la, la Get down, get down, and feel the satisfaction Stop doing something, do the Non-reaction.
La, la, la, la No, it's okay, don't get up.
La, la, la, la, la Stay on the couch.
So, if you do not believe the flying saucer is real, why did you want to take a turn flying it? Just confirmin' it's not real.
Besides, I categorically deny I'm flyin' it.
Look out! A little early to be knockin' my pizza down.
We haven't even-a started yet! That wasn't me.
You W-Wait.
Where's my chef's hat? Ugh! You-a ready, fella? Nope.
First, I'm gonna do a little pre-gloating.
I'm goin' to wipe the floor with you.
I'm goin' to make you scream for mercy and there will be none! Men will weep.
Children will wail! Whales will wail! Likeâ L-Like this Like they do, except they'll be doing it on your behalf! And women will look away as you walk the hall of shame! Okay, now I'm ready.
One-a, two-a, three-a go! Oh, no! Hey, what's-a your deal?! Not at all what I had in mind! Oh! Oh, this really sucks! Literally! Okay! This is really uncomfortable.
Boy! That failure was spectacular even for me! That failure was spectacular even for me! You must be a lot of fun at the parties! But, seriously, don't order my pizzas again, okay? All right, deal.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Well, this is the spot.
Fan out, gang.
Maybe we can find out why this is the only field in Danville with no crop circles.
You're wastin' your time.
There's nothin' here but grass.
Grass and this key! Grass and this key! Ah Oh, that's good.
Uh, Phineas? It's the same shape as the crop circles.
And I suppose that makes it special? Thank you for returning our key.
We left large signs in fields all over the Tri-State Area, but you are the only Earthlings that came to our aid.
Oh, no problem.
Glad we could help.
To return the favor, here is something you lost in 1977.
Cool! The Voyager Space Probe! Goodbye and good luck! All right! Goodbye! Take it easy! Wow, that artist rendering on the news was really accurate! Okay, there might be somethin' to this whole UFO thing.
Candace, I got the pizza you ordered.
Thanks, Mom.
I have time to do nice things when I'm not distracted by panicked phone calls.
Oh, look! It's the boys in their UFO! And Mom is in the next room! Nope! I've had a lovely day and I'm not gonna ruin it with another failed bust attempt.
No way this day is gonna blow up in myâ Oh! So that's what they meant by "exploding pizza".
It's all the rage with the foodies.
Oh, there's Phineas and Ferb.
Hi, boys! Yup.
Still there.
I'm not sayin' a word.
Gotta keep myself together No, I'm not even movin' If I just do nothin', then my attitude's improvin' La, la, la, la Resist the urge to move.
La, la, la, la, la Get down, get down, and feel the satisfaction Stop doing something, do the Non-reaction.
La, la, la, la!
Every day, I wear myself up, trying to bust the boys and it always blows up in my face.
I'm gonna take a day off from exploding face.
Today is for me time.
I'll believe it when I see it! Wow! I don't remember seeing this before! Cool, isn't it? I was inspired to put it out of storage after my, well my close encounter.
Close encounter? Oh, yes.
You've heard about the Danville crop circles, I suppose? They've been appearing in fields all over Danville! Some people think they're made by spaceships! I don't believe in spaceships! But, Buford, you've been in a spaceship.
Several, actually.
I'm a skeptic! As was I, until the other night when my motorcar began behaving oddly.
Suddenly, Iâ I saw a terrific flash of light, Iâ I was inexorably drawn to it.
Into escaping its irresistible magnetism.
What happened then? Well, it turns out, it was the tow truck driver I'd called.
He changed my battery and all is off.
So, it had nothing to do with crop circles or UFOs? No But I just think that's cool, hence the poster! His words confuse me.
Dad can be like that.
But, nevertheless I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles.
Hey, where's Perry? Agent P (Song: Monogram Rap This Old Man) Over here Let us get this thing in gear There's a big, ol' lump of trouble in town Awful things are going down Please go stop Doofenshmirtz I know this puppet show's the worst But I never said that I could write a song Could you just leave? This is really embarrassing.
Perry! Hi, Candace! No, no, no! No busting today, Candace.
It's just gonna blow upon your face.
Taking a me day.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Aw, look how cute you are! All snogging in your cozy little trap.
Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could find to trap you.
Hey, times are tough waiting for my alimony check! I have to watch every penny, and the "37 minutes or free" deal from the local pizza guy can really make a difference.
Just a second! Coming! Almost there Can you believe he made me pay, anyway? I vowed revenge.
Cheap revenge.
My first plan involved exploding pizza dough.
But you know, he turned it into a special! He actually charged more for it! And that is why I created The Dough-Blow-inator! You wear it! You see, this baby generates a powerful curt of air, which can hold pizza dough aloft indefinitely! So now, I will challenge pizza boy to a pie-spinning duel at the Pizza Day Festival in Danville Park, today.
I-I'm going to humiliate him in front of tens of people! And you are gonna have a front-row seat.
Plus, you really complete the look.
If we're going to solve the mystery of the Danville crop circles, we'll need a bird's-eye view.
So, why not a hot-air balloon or a helicopter? I like to stay on theme.
Oh, good idea.
So, Buford, we are literally sitting inside a flying saucer.
Do you still not believe in it? I'm stickin' on my guns on this one.
It's a matter of principle.
Crop circles have been sighted all over the Tri-State Area this summer.
Let's get a view of each of them and see if there's a pattern! Oh, I know I wasn't crazy! Oh, yeah? Well, no one asked you, Farm Utensil Bob! There's the next crop circle up ahead! So, you say You know, you can see them too, Buford.
My skepticism is boundless.
It is the same design as the others! Maybe they're trying to tell us something.
That they really like that symbol, apparently! There must be some sort of a pattern.
Ferb, let's go to the next one! Flying saucer! It's a flying saucer! Oh, my gosh! You truly are the most remarkable woman I've ever met in my life.
Candace.
And you are every woman's dream Jeremy.
Iâ I love you! We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to go live to correspond at Gordon Gutsofanemu.
I'm standing in downtown Danville where the recent rash of crop circles has caused quite a stir! But today, something more.
An actual sighting of a UFO! There were these creatures One had this crazy triangle head and the other looked like a sideways "T"! One had this crazy triangle head and the other looked like a sideways "T"! Sounds horrifying! It was! They don't look human at all! No.
No, they don't.
Who are these invaders? What are they doing here? What is the meaning of these crop circles? Why can't I time my barbecue right? I gotta call Mom! They're gonna be so bâ Oh, no, they don't! I'm taking a me day! Hey, everybody, she got-a free pizza? Hey, look-a what you see! It's a dough-osaur! Hey! The Leaning Tower of Pizza, ay? Everyone having a good time? No! No, we're not! We're having a rotten time, you stingy jerk! Why you-a callin' me these bad guy things? Because you cheated me! "37 minutes or free!" That was the deal! And 38 minutes later, you welched on it! But I would-a never! Wait-a one second! You are the guy who set up-a the traps to slow me down, yes? Yes, I-I have traps, but th-they weren't necessarily for you, you know, specifically, butâ Look, enough of your excuses! I challenge you to a dough duel! A dough duel, eh? I accept-a your challenge! If you win, I give you-a free pizza for life! But if I win, you no order my pizza ever again! Deal! I don't want your stupid pizza anyway.
Don't bother! Chin strap! Well, this is the last one.
But we still don't know what it means.
Maybe we need to get a fresh take on this.
Bring up the crop circle map.
That's it! I do not see anything.
Exactly! Because there's nothing to see! Right there! Right there! That's the one spot where the aliens haven't been! I'll bet that's their next stop.
Let's go! The alien ship has been seen hovering overâ makeup tips, so you can look your best for the impending alien invasion.
Candace, did you see the news? That is your brothers, right? Yes, but I'm not busting them.
Uh, hello? The ultimate bust just falls in your lap and you're not gonna jump at the chance? What's up with that? Listen, Stacy! Me day! No bust, no blow up in face! FACE! Well, now that you've put it crazy Back to my stories.
Taking a me day.
(Song: Non Reaction Song) Gotta keep myself together No, I'm not even movin' If I just do nothin', then my attitude's improvin' La, la, la, la Resist the urge to move.
La, la, la, la, la Get down, get down, and feel the satisfaction Stop doing something, do the Non-reaction.
La, la, la, la No, it's okay, don't get up.
La, la, la, la, la Stay on the couch.
So, if you do not believe the flying saucer is real, why did you want to take a turn flying it? Just confirmin' it's not real.
Besides, I categorically deny I'm flyin' it.
Look out! A little early to be knockin' my pizza down.
We haven't even-a started yet! That wasn't me.
You W-Wait.
Where's my chef's hat? Ugh! You-a ready, fella? Nope.
First, I'm gonna do a little pre-gloating.
I'm goin' to wipe the floor with you.
I'm goin' to make you scream for mercy and there will be none! Men will weep.
Children will wail! Whales will wail! Likeâ L-Like this Like they do, except they'll be doing it on your behalf! And women will look away as you walk the hall of shame! Okay, now I'm ready.
One-a, two-a, three-a go! Oh, no! Hey, what's-a your deal?! Not at all what I had in mind! Oh! Oh, this really sucks! Literally! Okay! This is really uncomfortable.
Boy! That failure was spectacular even for me! That failure was spectacular even for me! You must be a lot of fun at the parties! But, seriously, don't order my pizzas again, okay? All right, deal.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Well, this is the spot.
Fan out, gang.
Maybe we can find out why this is the only field in Danville with no crop circles.
You're wastin' your time.
There's nothin' here but grass.
Grass and this key! Grass and this key! Ah Oh, that's good.
Uh, Phineas? It's the same shape as the crop circles.
And I suppose that makes it special? Thank you for returning our key.
We left large signs in fields all over the Tri-State Area, but you are the only Earthlings that came to our aid.
Oh, no problem.
Glad we could help.
To return the favor, here is something you lost in 1977.
Cool! The Voyager Space Probe! Goodbye and good luck! All right! Goodbye! Take it easy! Wow, that artist rendering on the news was really accurate! Okay, there might be somethin' to this whole UFO thing.
Candace, I got the pizza you ordered.
Thanks, Mom.
I have time to do nice things when I'm not distracted by panicked phone calls.
Oh, look! It's the boys in their UFO! And Mom is in the next room! Nope! I've had a lovely day and I'm not gonna ruin it with another failed bust attempt.
No way this day is gonna blow up in myâ Oh! So that's what they meant by "exploding pizza".
It's all the rage with the foodies.
Oh, there's Phineas and Ferb.
Hi, boys! Yup.
Still there.
I'm not sayin' a word.
Gotta keep myself together No, I'm not even movin' If I just do nothin', then my attitude's improvin' La, la, la, la Resist the urge to move.
La, la, la, la, la Get down, get down, and feel the satisfaction Stop doing something, do the Non-reaction.
La, la, la, la!