Phineas and Ferb s03e55 Episode Script
Where's Perry? (1) (15 min)
Mom, don't forget to water the plants.
We'll be back before you know it.
It's so exciting! I remember our trip to Africa.
That was Arkansas.
Oh, that's right.
But you have fun in Africa.
Ah, my university chummy, Ignatius, has been trying to get us to visit his animal research station for years now.
I bet Perry's looking forward to meeting all the wild animals.
Oh, there you are, Agent P.
We've intercepted a text from Doofenshmirtz and we need you.
I'm sorry, Agent P.
You know we wouldn't do this if it weren't an emergency.
I'm afraid you're going to have to miss your family vacation.
Use Host Escape Diversion Technique B-17.
Hey! You okay, boy? Oh, no, I think he's sick.
Oh, he doesn't sound well enough to travel, hon.
Maybe we should leave him at home.
Sorry, kids, your Mom's right.
The airline forbids transport of animals who are ill.
Are you a pilot? No, I'm a dentist.
I just like wearing these hats.
The dentist is right, boys.
Your mother is right.
You know, if Perry can't go, then Ferb and I will stay home with him.
Don't be silly, sweetie.
You enjoy your trip.
Grandpa and I will take good care of him.
Flight 4311, now boarding.
Well, okay.
We're sure gonna miss you, little fella.
Feel better soon.
Eat all your food and get plenty of rest.
We'll see you in no time.
Hey.
Hey, world traveler! Ready to go? No, Jeremy said he would see me off, but he's not here yet.
Oh, I'm sure he's got a perfectly good reason.
But he said he had something to tell me.
Something important! Final call for Flight 4311! Final call for Flight 4311! I heard ya.
Well! I still can't believe we got dinner reservations at Chez Afrique.
The travel guide says it's the top romantic destination restaurant.
Five-star service.
Panoramic views.
Well, I'm looking at the most amazing view right now.
Oh, honey No, no, really.
Look how many suitcases they have in that tiny truck.
Ooh, that is amazing.
Move over! But I got here first.
Why should I sit in the middle seatâ There's your reason.
You know, you cannot solve every problem with your muscles.
Sometimes, you need brains.
Yeah, like for dinner.
Little bit of garlic, a little bit of butter Brains are delicious.
Perry would have loved sitting on the tarmac for no reason.
And he would have loved this visual gag, too.
I couldn't help but notice your sash.
I was a Fireside Girl myself.
Enjoy your complimentary orange juice.
Thanks.
Gentlemen.
Networking is everything.
Did you know the African chapter of the Fireside Girls has its own special edition survival patches? "Identifying fauna and flora.
" Easy.
"Finding water.
" Child's play.
And "Eating a grub"? Little bit of garlic, a little bit a butter Do not worry, Isabella.
You do not have to have every patch.
I don't have to have everyâ Ugh! Do you even hear the words coming out of your mouth? Jeremy and I are cool.
Stacy's right.
Uh, there's a good reason why he didn't show up.
And he probably wants to tell me he wants us to start wearing matching sweaters or something cute like that.
And he probably wants to tell me he wants us to start wearing matching sweaters or something cute like that.
Yeah, yeah.
It's him! Jeremy? Hello? Jeremy? You wanted to tell me somethinâ Oh, we got cut off.
Miss, we're taking off.
Please hang up your phone.
But, I need to call my boyfriend back.
He has something important to tell me.
Not until we land, I'm afraid.
How long is this flight? Eighteen hours.
Ugh! Eighteen hours with no phone.
Make sure he's nice and comfortable, Clyde.
What do you say when a platypus sneezes? I'll go check my monotreme manners book.
You have a book on monotreme manners? You don't know everything about me.
Ah, Agent P.
Turns out that the text we intercepted from Doofenshmirtz didn't actually warrant you missing your family vacation.
My bad.
In my defense, his text was written in all caps.
But upon further investigation, it looks as though he just hit the caps lock by mistake.
Anyway, he's up to something.
Go check it out.
Jambo, and welcome to Jomo Kenyatta International Airport.
No, dear.
Our daughter's blond.
Here she is! Eighteen hours with no texting.
T-This one's ours.
Welcome to Africa, Candace.
We're sorry, your call cannot be completed.
Cannot be completed? What is that? Do you have an international calling card? Oh, no, I don't.
Give me yours.
I do not have one.
I got a card.
Pick a card, any card.
Don't magic me.
This is serious.
Who's magicin'? I'm just givin' away cards.
May I have one? No.
Hairy Larry.
Hello, old friend.
How are you? Hairy Larry? Well, you know how there are no photographs of me from 1976 to 1979? Yeah? Well There you are.
Um, I'd like you to me my wife Linda, and our kids and their friends.
Everyone, this is Ignatius Ukareamü, my old college chum.
Hey, Iggy.
How are ya? Well, hello, young lady.
I have heardâ So you got a phone at that research station of yours? Candace Ah Teenagers are teenagers anywhere in the world.
Of course, they have a phone, Candace.
Africa isn't as primitive as you think.
Your father's right.
Now, come on! The giraffe is waiting outside.
I kid you.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back-story.
When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness-Equipment-Lock-inator.
Bum-bum-bum.
I just run on this treadmill, and out comes a sonic beam that locks every other piece of fitness equipment in the Tri-State Area.
Blah, blah, blah.
Everyone's fat and tired.
I sprint into City Hall and take over.
No! Perry the Platypus! Don't do it.
Don't push this self-destruct button.
This one right here Oopsie daisies! Pushed it myself.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
That's right.
I'm a loser.
All right, go on now, you won fair and square.
Curse you, Perry the he's gone.
Curse you, Perry the he's gone.
I can't believe he fell for that Decoy -inator.
Norm? Always a pleasure to see your sooty face, sir.
Perry the Platypus is out of the picture.
I'm Perry-free for the rest of the day.
I'm sans-Perry.
I am platypus-less.
And now, because I still need to get it out of my system Behold! The Ultimate-Evil-inator! Isn't it ugly? You see, Norm, it occurred to me that fighting underlings like Perry the Platypus is a waste of time.
Why not go straight to the top? Why not take out the big boss? Major Monogram? Why not choke off the wellspring from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodnessâ Major Monogram? Let me just say it, will you? Ugh, you know, Perry the Platypus never interrupts me like this.
Just saying.
from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodness flows Major Monogram.
from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodness flows Major Monogram.
There, see? See? You ruined it.
You ruin everything.
Just like I always say.
Anyway, with this I'll blast Major Monogram, turning him evil! And then he'll You know, join me as my sidekick and give me access to the O.
W.
C.
A.
's vast computer network.
Thus assuring my Tri-State Area domination.
Every afternoon at this time, Major Monogram goes up to the O.
W.
C.
A.
's roof to sunbathe.
Hey, Carl, does my uvula look unusually large to you? Meap.
My neighbor's cat is totally shredding her drapes again.
Too bad I can't see the O.
W.
C.
A.
from here.
But it should be over by now.
Pack up the inators, Norm.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated has a new headquarters! Packing, sir! Remember, lift with your legs.
Welcome to the research station.
Thank you.
Hey, Mr.
Ukareamü.
What's over there? Oh, scrap metal, power tools, and spare parts left over from building the station.
You had me at "scrap".
You had me at "scra-".
So when are we going on safari? We just need to refuel the truck, and we will be on our way.
Uh, can you point me to the bathroom? Young man, there is a bush over there with your name on it.
My name? Really? How did itâ Oh, you mean that figuratively.
Phone! Phone! Phone! Phone! Do you have a phone? Well, I do have one, but the cell towers are down for maintenance.
Ugh! Does that banana have international coverage? All right, everyone, load up! We are going on a safari! (Song: On the Savannah) Nine happy campers on the savannah Across the East African rift Give the baboon a big banana And don't cheat the cheetah, if you get my drift Some sleep in the daylight And then they hunt by night Not a single traffic light Not a fence in sight And I'm feeling all right On the savannah Sailing through the seas of velvety pelt There's a funky little hippo on the prowl Put on your safety belt and block your nose That's how we roll I'm most struck by the waterbuck You're compelled by the gazelle Let's have a feast with the wildebeest Better keep your eye on the sleeping lion Gonna be polite, or they just might bite Still we're feeling all right On the savannah On the savannah! And this, everyone is the uncharted gorge.
They call it Haijulikani Wadi.
That's beautiful.
What's it mean? Uncharted gorge.
Wow, they really nailed that name.
In order to get down there, you would need a highly unconventional vehicle.
A highly unconventional vehicle? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
All right, everyone, back on the truck.
and that is why there are no kangaroos in Africa, Buford.
Oh, man! Let's give Iggy a big hand for this marvelous tour.
Yes! Woo hoo, that was great.
Thank you.
Great! You are quite welcome.
You folks relax and enjoy the camp.
I have to muck out Kalama's pen.
It is not all glamor.
Mr.
Ukareamü? Ferb and I were wondering if we could use some of your scrap metal to build a highly unconventional vehicle.
Help yourselves, boys.
Thanks.
Such imagination.
Well, dear, it looks like everybody's found themselves something to do, and uh, Chez Afrique dinner reservation's in an hour.
I can't wait.
I'm Chez Ah-freaking out! Oh, good one.
Doofenshmirtz? What are you doing here? Did you finally come here to surrender? Yeah, right, Francis.
Wanna give me a hand with these boxes? Iâ I will do no such thing.
Feels good, doesn't it? Being evil, huh? What are you talking about? I'm good.
Good and evil, wink-wink.
Why are you winking? And you know you don't have to say "wink" when you wink.
Oh, come on, Francis, you've been zapped by my Ultimate-Evil-inator, right? I mean, if it didn't hit you, then who did it hit? Looks like I got two for one.
I'm going to take over the Tri-State Area.
And with my administrators access to O.
W.
C.
A.
's supercomputer, and my intimate knowledge of proper photocopying techniques, I'm just the unpaid stooge to do it.
Oh, you know what? I think maybe it hit him.
Ya think? Yeah.
But whose skull is he caressing? Wow, that was fun.
Thank you for teaching me the Adumu.
And thank you for teaching us the Izzy's Got the Frizzies.
My pleasure, Sankei.
Well, I should get back to the research center.
Goodbye and good luck with that whole grub thing.
Thanks.
Eat grubs.
Yuck, right? I don't remember having to do that when I was a Fireside Girl.
What'cha doin? Figuring out which animal attributes to give to our highly unconventional vehicle.
Sounds cool.
What'd ya have in mind? We need a cheetah's muscle so we can hustle (Song: Highly Unconventional Vehicle) And a couple big gorilla hands For climbing! Hope your seat belt's fastened, 'cause the motor's been fashioned After baboon adrenal glands We got a rhino's horn in case we run into trouble A big giraffe neck so our reach can double The tail was gonna be a snake, I'm glad we used pencil 'Cause a monkey's tail will give us something more prehensile It's a highly unconventional vehicle It doesn't have wheels or a carburetor It doesn't have a windshield, it doesn't have wings It doesn't have a heater, but we're at the equator So I guess that's not so apropos 'Cause it wouldn't need a heater even if it wasn't such a Highly unconventional vehicle It's a highly unconventional vehicle It's a highly unconventional vehicle! Yeah! Oh, Perry, it's a shame you couldn't go to Arkansas with the boys.
Lucky for you, you don't know what you're missing.
But my intelligence specifically said that you would be sunbathing, it never mentioned an intern.
That's because he's not officially an employee.
He's unpaid.
You don't pay him? He gets college credit.
Are you sure you're not evil? Carl! You can't keep us cooped up in here.
Though the self-serve smoothie machine is a welcome diversion.
I'm evil, not uncivilized.
Did you try the Madagascar chocolate? Hmm, you can really taste the Madagascar.
Carl, you're a solid B+ student with a promising future.
What could you possibly have to gain from all of these? What could I have to gain? Let me tell you, old man.
(Song: Evil for Extra Credit) I used to put up with too much aggravation But take a look at me now, I got a new vocation You heard it here first 'cause I'm the one who said it Yeah, I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit! If you're looking for trouble, well, I think you've found it I park wherever I want, I dare you to impound it If I'm losing a video game I just reset it 'cause I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit, yeah That's right! I'm evil for extra credit! Tell 'em all about it, girls! (He'll do anything for good grades) You know I will! (He's an evil jack of all trades) I do it all! (You want badness then he's got it in spades) I got a full deck, ladies.
(Looks so good in leather and shades) You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it 'Cause I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit I'm evil for extra credit! Heh.
You may have some cleverly concealed singing chops, but to me, you'll always be an unpaid intern.
Drink your smoothie, mustache man.
And you! Go unload my inators.
Actually, um I think those inators kinda belong to Quiet, intern! Uh Paid intern? No, that's not how we do things around here.
Hmm That gives me an idea.
And this time, a good idea.
Not like the one I had about theâ Wow, this restaurant is really out of the way.
I bet you can see the entire savannah from up there.
And tonight our chef is making his signature dish, which The Culinary League of France calls "Wildebeest Under Glass".
Ooh! Telephone? Telephone? Telephone? I'll never know what Jeremy wants to tell me.
This whole continent hates me.
That lion, those two circus clowns in the ultra-light, the mysterious object under this tarp.
Telephone! Big, weird, wind-up telephone.
"For best reception, place unit in high location with unobstructed views.
" Aw, man! You know, I built a Move-A-Bunch-Of-Inators-inator at one point.
This would have been really good time to use it.
I don't know how that slipped my minâ Enough of you mindless prattle, minion! Show me my inators! Okay, okay, sheesh! Testy.
First up is the Disintegrator-inator whichâ Weak.
Okay.
Uh, then we also have the Galaxy-inator, whichâ Weak.
The Derezz-inator? Weak.
The Overhang-inatâ Weak.
The Upper-deckerâ Weak.
The Pickle-Slicerâ Weak.
The Stand-Andâ Weak.
The Boarâ Weak.
Theâ Weak.
Thâ Weak.
Weak.
Oh, come on! I was just inhaling.
Agent P! Something terrible has happened.
Listen carefully.
These straws are about to collapse like a flimsyâ Oh I was going to say "noodle.
" Yes, Danville, U.
S.
A.
D-A-N-Vâ Yeah, D, like in Dantible Varumbie.
I-I'll only be a minute.
Biometric scan accepted.
Security system disabled.
Agent P! Over here! Oh, good, you got my message.
There's no time to lose.
We have toâ Very nice, very nice! Carl, you slow-clapping fiend! I needed Agent P out of the way, so I left you those drinking straws.
You realize you could have just called him yourself, you do work here.
I'm over my minutes.
But, now, with the boundless power of the mighty O.
W.
C.
A.
computer, I will bring the Tri-State Area to its knees! I will stop the power stations, de-synchronize all the traffic lights, and yeah! I'll have a vast army of interns do all my bidding, each one of them paid! You're mad! Hey, cool it, man.
I think I'm getting a raise.
Ooh-ooh! Ooh! Y-You should give the operation a name, like "Operation: Shared Evil".
Out! Okay, fine.
Hmm.
How 'bout, "Operation: Big Old Grouch"? I heard that! I hope so, because I said it.
You fool! What have you done? You may have escaped, but you're no match for my evil Flynn-Fletcher robots! This is really weird.
Iâ I think I may have gone on a date with that one.
I-I had no idea she was a robot at the time.
Bravo! He's totally better than Irving.
Thanks, Buford.
Now the fanfare's over, what say we go down into Haijulikani Wadi? Where should we start? Well, first we'll fly down like a graceful condor landing on that rock outcropping.
Then, we'll jump over those vines and brachiate like a monkey with our ape-like arms.
Finally, landing on the slope with our cheetah-like grace.
Of course, any other path down would mean instant death.
That totally sounds doable.
Jeremy? Jeremy? Hello? Candace? It's Jeremy.
Get that monotreme! Paw print identified.
Password accepted.
Computer locked.
No! He's locked me out of the mainframe! If he gets away, I'll never be able to take over.
Wow, this is really exciting! Don't just stand around, you fool! Get him! The inators! You said you had something important to tell me.
What is it? Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
What?! Jeremy?! You're breaking up with me?! All right, everyone.
Buford, Baljeet, you guys have the legs.
Now you'll see how brains are used toâ Move over, nerd! This is a job for brash, unthinking muscle.
Ops.
Wait.
Wait, no, not all the inators at once.
Yeah, what did you say? You fool! What did you do? Agent P! Flynn-Fletcher, I am sorry.
You have no reservation.
I used to put up with too much aggravation But take a look at me now, I got a new vocation You heard it here first 'cause I'm the one who said it Yeah, I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit!
We'll be back before you know it.
It's so exciting! I remember our trip to Africa.
That was Arkansas.
Oh, that's right.
But you have fun in Africa.
Ah, my university chummy, Ignatius, has been trying to get us to visit his animal research station for years now.
I bet Perry's looking forward to meeting all the wild animals.
Oh, there you are, Agent P.
We've intercepted a text from Doofenshmirtz and we need you.
I'm sorry, Agent P.
You know we wouldn't do this if it weren't an emergency.
I'm afraid you're going to have to miss your family vacation.
Use Host Escape Diversion Technique B-17.
Hey! You okay, boy? Oh, no, I think he's sick.
Oh, he doesn't sound well enough to travel, hon.
Maybe we should leave him at home.
Sorry, kids, your Mom's right.
The airline forbids transport of animals who are ill.
Are you a pilot? No, I'm a dentist.
I just like wearing these hats.
The dentist is right, boys.
Your mother is right.
You know, if Perry can't go, then Ferb and I will stay home with him.
Don't be silly, sweetie.
You enjoy your trip.
Grandpa and I will take good care of him.
Flight 4311, now boarding.
Well, okay.
We're sure gonna miss you, little fella.
Feel better soon.
Eat all your food and get plenty of rest.
We'll see you in no time.
Hey.
Hey, world traveler! Ready to go? No, Jeremy said he would see me off, but he's not here yet.
Oh, I'm sure he's got a perfectly good reason.
But he said he had something to tell me.
Something important! Final call for Flight 4311! Final call for Flight 4311! I heard ya.
Well! I still can't believe we got dinner reservations at Chez Afrique.
The travel guide says it's the top romantic destination restaurant.
Five-star service.
Panoramic views.
Well, I'm looking at the most amazing view right now.
Oh, honey No, no, really.
Look how many suitcases they have in that tiny truck.
Ooh, that is amazing.
Move over! But I got here first.
Why should I sit in the middle seatâ There's your reason.
You know, you cannot solve every problem with your muscles.
Sometimes, you need brains.
Yeah, like for dinner.
Little bit of garlic, a little bit of butter Brains are delicious.
Perry would have loved sitting on the tarmac for no reason.
And he would have loved this visual gag, too.
I couldn't help but notice your sash.
I was a Fireside Girl myself.
Enjoy your complimentary orange juice.
Thanks.
Gentlemen.
Networking is everything.
Did you know the African chapter of the Fireside Girls has its own special edition survival patches? "Identifying fauna and flora.
" Easy.
"Finding water.
" Child's play.
And "Eating a grub"? Little bit of garlic, a little bit a butter Do not worry, Isabella.
You do not have to have every patch.
I don't have to have everyâ Ugh! Do you even hear the words coming out of your mouth? Jeremy and I are cool.
Stacy's right.
Uh, there's a good reason why he didn't show up.
And he probably wants to tell me he wants us to start wearing matching sweaters or something cute like that.
And he probably wants to tell me he wants us to start wearing matching sweaters or something cute like that.
Yeah, yeah.
It's him! Jeremy? Hello? Jeremy? You wanted to tell me somethinâ Oh, we got cut off.
Miss, we're taking off.
Please hang up your phone.
But, I need to call my boyfriend back.
He has something important to tell me.
Not until we land, I'm afraid.
How long is this flight? Eighteen hours.
Ugh! Eighteen hours with no phone.
Make sure he's nice and comfortable, Clyde.
What do you say when a platypus sneezes? I'll go check my monotreme manners book.
You have a book on monotreme manners? You don't know everything about me.
Ah, Agent P.
Turns out that the text we intercepted from Doofenshmirtz didn't actually warrant you missing your family vacation.
My bad.
In my defense, his text was written in all caps.
But upon further investigation, it looks as though he just hit the caps lock by mistake.
Anyway, he's up to something.
Go check it out.
Jambo, and welcome to Jomo Kenyatta International Airport.
No, dear.
Our daughter's blond.
Here she is! Eighteen hours with no texting.
T-This one's ours.
Welcome to Africa, Candace.
We're sorry, your call cannot be completed.
Cannot be completed? What is that? Do you have an international calling card? Oh, no, I don't.
Give me yours.
I do not have one.
I got a card.
Pick a card, any card.
Don't magic me.
This is serious.
Who's magicin'? I'm just givin' away cards.
May I have one? No.
Hairy Larry.
Hello, old friend.
How are you? Hairy Larry? Well, you know how there are no photographs of me from 1976 to 1979? Yeah? Well There you are.
Um, I'd like you to me my wife Linda, and our kids and their friends.
Everyone, this is Ignatius Ukareamü, my old college chum.
Hey, Iggy.
How are ya? Well, hello, young lady.
I have heardâ So you got a phone at that research station of yours? Candace Ah Teenagers are teenagers anywhere in the world.
Of course, they have a phone, Candace.
Africa isn't as primitive as you think.
Your father's right.
Now, come on! The giraffe is waiting outside.
I kid you.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back-story.
When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness-Equipment-Lock-inator.
Bum-bum-bum.
I just run on this treadmill, and out comes a sonic beam that locks every other piece of fitness equipment in the Tri-State Area.
Blah, blah, blah.
Everyone's fat and tired.
I sprint into City Hall and take over.
No! Perry the Platypus! Don't do it.
Don't push this self-destruct button.
This one right here Oopsie daisies! Pushed it myself.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
Grr.
Boo.
Hiss.
That's right.
I'm a loser.
All right, go on now, you won fair and square.
Curse you, Perry the he's gone.
Curse you, Perry the he's gone.
I can't believe he fell for that Decoy -inator.
Norm? Always a pleasure to see your sooty face, sir.
Perry the Platypus is out of the picture.
I'm Perry-free for the rest of the day.
I'm sans-Perry.
I am platypus-less.
And now, because I still need to get it out of my system Behold! The Ultimate-Evil-inator! Isn't it ugly? You see, Norm, it occurred to me that fighting underlings like Perry the Platypus is a waste of time.
Why not go straight to the top? Why not take out the big boss? Major Monogram? Why not choke off the wellspring from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodnessâ Major Monogram? Let me just say it, will you? Ugh, you know, Perry the Platypus never interrupts me like this.
Just saying.
from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodness flows Major Monogram.
from which all O.
W.
C.
A.
goodness flows Major Monogram.
There, see? See? You ruined it.
You ruin everything.
Just like I always say.
Anyway, with this I'll blast Major Monogram, turning him evil! And then he'll You know, join me as my sidekick and give me access to the O.
W.
C.
A.
's vast computer network.
Thus assuring my Tri-State Area domination.
Every afternoon at this time, Major Monogram goes up to the O.
W.
C.
A.
's roof to sunbathe.
Hey, Carl, does my uvula look unusually large to you? Meap.
My neighbor's cat is totally shredding her drapes again.
Too bad I can't see the O.
W.
C.
A.
from here.
But it should be over by now.
Pack up the inators, Norm.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated has a new headquarters! Packing, sir! Remember, lift with your legs.
Welcome to the research station.
Thank you.
Hey, Mr.
Ukareamü.
What's over there? Oh, scrap metal, power tools, and spare parts left over from building the station.
You had me at "scrap".
You had me at "scra-".
So when are we going on safari? We just need to refuel the truck, and we will be on our way.
Uh, can you point me to the bathroom? Young man, there is a bush over there with your name on it.
My name? Really? How did itâ Oh, you mean that figuratively.
Phone! Phone! Phone! Phone! Do you have a phone? Well, I do have one, but the cell towers are down for maintenance.
Ugh! Does that banana have international coverage? All right, everyone, load up! We are going on a safari! (Song: On the Savannah) Nine happy campers on the savannah Across the East African rift Give the baboon a big banana And don't cheat the cheetah, if you get my drift Some sleep in the daylight And then they hunt by night Not a single traffic light Not a fence in sight And I'm feeling all right On the savannah Sailing through the seas of velvety pelt There's a funky little hippo on the prowl Put on your safety belt and block your nose That's how we roll I'm most struck by the waterbuck You're compelled by the gazelle Let's have a feast with the wildebeest Better keep your eye on the sleeping lion Gonna be polite, or they just might bite Still we're feeling all right On the savannah On the savannah! And this, everyone is the uncharted gorge.
They call it Haijulikani Wadi.
That's beautiful.
What's it mean? Uncharted gorge.
Wow, they really nailed that name.
In order to get down there, you would need a highly unconventional vehicle.
A highly unconventional vehicle? Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
All right, everyone, back on the truck.
and that is why there are no kangaroos in Africa, Buford.
Oh, man! Let's give Iggy a big hand for this marvelous tour.
Yes! Woo hoo, that was great.
Thank you.
Great! You are quite welcome.
You folks relax and enjoy the camp.
I have to muck out Kalama's pen.
It is not all glamor.
Mr.
Ukareamü? Ferb and I were wondering if we could use some of your scrap metal to build a highly unconventional vehicle.
Help yourselves, boys.
Thanks.
Such imagination.
Well, dear, it looks like everybody's found themselves something to do, and uh, Chez Afrique dinner reservation's in an hour.
I can't wait.
I'm Chez Ah-freaking out! Oh, good one.
Doofenshmirtz? What are you doing here? Did you finally come here to surrender? Yeah, right, Francis.
Wanna give me a hand with these boxes? Iâ I will do no such thing.
Feels good, doesn't it? Being evil, huh? What are you talking about? I'm good.
Good and evil, wink-wink.
Why are you winking? And you know you don't have to say "wink" when you wink.
Oh, come on, Francis, you've been zapped by my Ultimate-Evil-inator, right? I mean, if it didn't hit you, then who did it hit? Looks like I got two for one.
I'm going to take over the Tri-State Area.
And with my administrators access to O.
W.
C.
A.
's supercomputer, and my intimate knowledge of proper photocopying techniques, I'm just the unpaid stooge to do it.
Oh, you know what? I think maybe it hit him.
Ya think? Yeah.
But whose skull is he caressing? Wow, that was fun.
Thank you for teaching me the Adumu.
And thank you for teaching us the Izzy's Got the Frizzies.
My pleasure, Sankei.
Well, I should get back to the research center.
Goodbye and good luck with that whole grub thing.
Thanks.
Eat grubs.
Yuck, right? I don't remember having to do that when I was a Fireside Girl.
What'cha doin? Figuring out which animal attributes to give to our highly unconventional vehicle.
Sounds cool.
What'd ya have in mind? We need a cheetah's muscle so we can hustle (Song: Highly Unconventional Vehicle) And a couple big gorilla hands For climbing! Hope your seat belt's fastened, 'cause the motor's been fashioned After baboon adrenal glands We got a rhino's horn in case we run into trouble A big giraffe neck so our reach can double The tail was gonna be a snake, I'm glad we used pencil 'Cause a monkey's tail will give us something more prehensile It's a highly unconventional vehicle It doesn't have wheels or a carburetor It doesn't have a windshield, it doesn't have wings It doesn't have a heater, but we're at the equator So I guess that's not so apropos 'Cause it wouldn't need a heater even if it wasn't such a Highly unconventional vehicle It's a highly unconventional vehicle It's a highly unconventional vehicle! Yeah! Oh, Perry, it's a shame you couldn't go to Arkansas with the boys.
Lucky for you, you don't know what you're missing.
But my intelligence specifically said that you would be sunbathing, it never mentioned an intern.
That's because he's not officially an employee.
He's unpaid.
You don't pay him? He gets college credit.
Are you sure you're not evil? Carl! You can't keep us cooped up in here.
Though the self-serve smoothie machine is a welcome diversion.
I'm evil, not uncivilized.
Did you try the Madagascar chocolate? Hmm, you can really taste the Madagascar.
Carl, you're a solid B+ student with a promising future.
What could you possibly have to gain from all of these? What could I have to gain? Let me tell you, old man.
(Song: Evil for Extra Credit) I used to put up with too much aggravation But take a look at me now, I got a new vocation You heard it here first 'cause I'm the one who said it Yeah, I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit! If you're looking for trouble, well, I think you've found it I park wherever I want, I dare you to impound it If I'm losing a video game I just reset it 'cause I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit, yeah That's right! I'm evil for extra credit! Tell 'em all about it, girls! (He'll do anything for good grades) You know I will! (He's an evil jack of all trades) I do it all! (You want badness then he's got it in spades) I got a full deck, ladies.
(Looks so good in leather and shades) You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it 'Cause I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit I'm evil for extra credit! Heh.
You may have some cleverly concealed singing chops, but to me, you'll always be an unpaid intern.
Drink your smoothie, mustache man.
And you! Go unload my inators.
Actually, um I think those inators kinda belong to Quiet, intern! Uh Paid intern? No, that's not how we do things around here.
Hmm That gives me an idea.
And this time, a good idea.
Not like the one I had about theâ Wow, this restaurant is really out of the way.
I bet you can see the entire savannah from up there.
And tonight our chef is making his signature dish, which The Culinary League of France calls "Wildebeest Under Glass".
Ooh! Telephone? Telephone? Telephone? I'll never know what Jeremy wants to tell me.
This whole continent hates me.
That lion, those two circus clowns in the ultra-light, the mysterious object under this tarp.
Telephone! Big, weird, wind-up telephone.
"For best reception, place unit in high location with unobstructed views.
" Aw, man! You know, I built a Move-A-Bunch-Of-Inators-inator at one point.
This would have been really good time to use it.
I don't know how that slipped my minâ Enough of you mindless prattle, minion! Show me my inators! Okay, okay, sheesh! Testy.
First up is the Disintegrator-inator whichâ Weak.
Okay.
Uh, then we also have the Galaxy-inator, whichâ Weak.
The Derezz-inator? Weak.
The Overhang-inatâ Weak.
The Upper-deckerâ Weak.
The Pickle-Slicerâ Weak.
The Stand-Andâ Weak.
The Boarâ Weak.
Theâ Weak.
Thâ Weak.
Weak.
Oh, come on! I was just inhaling.
Agent P! Something terrible has happened.
Listen carefully.
These straws are about to collapse like a flimsyâ Oh I was going to say "noodle.
" Yes, Danville, U.
S.
A.
D-A-N-Vâ Yeah, D, like in Dantible Varumbie.
I-I'll only be a minute.
Biometric scan accepted.
Security system disabled.
Agent P! Over here! Oh, good, you got my message.
There's no time to lose.
We have toâ Very nice, very nice! Carl, you slow-clapping fiend! I needed Agent P out of the way, so I left you those drinking straws.
You realize you could have just called him yourself, you do work here.
I'm over my minutes.
But, now, with the boundless power of the mighty O.
W.
C.
A.
computer, I will bring the Tri-State Area to its knees! I will stop the power stations, de-synchronize all the traffic lights, and yeah! I'll have a vast army of interns do all my bidding, each one of them paid! You're mad! Hey, cool it, man.
I think I'm getting a raise.
Ooh-ooh! Ooh! Y-You should give the operation a name, like "Operation: Shared Evil".
Out! Okay, fine.
Hmm.
How 'bout, "Operation: Big Old Grouch"? I heard that! I hope so, because I said it.
You fool! What have you done? You may have escaped, but you're no match for my evil Flynn-Fletcher robots! This is really weird.
Iâ I think I may have gone on a date with that one.
I-I had no idea she was a robot at the time.
Bravo! He's totally better than Irving.
Thanks, Buford.
Now the fanfare's over, what say we go down into Haijulikani Wadi? Where should we start? Well, first we'll fly down like a graceful condor landing on that rock outcropping.
Then, we'll jump over those vines and brachiate like a monkey with our ape-like arms.
Finally, landing on the slope with our cheetah-like grace.
Of course, any other path down would mean instant death.
That totally sounds doable.
Jeremy? Jeremy? Hello? Candace? It's Jeremy.
Get that monotreme! Paw print identified.
Password accepted.
Computer locked.
No! He's locked me out of the mainframe! If he gets away, I'll never be able to take over.
Wow, this is really exciting! Don't just stand around, you fool! Get him! The inators! You said you had something important to tell me.
What is it? Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
Candace what I think I though we should break up.
What?! Jeremy?! You're breaking up with me?! All right, everyone.
Buford, Baljeet, you guys have the legs.
Now you'll see how brains are used toâ Move over, nerd! This is a job for brash, unthinking muscle.
Ops.
Wait.
Wait, no, not all the inators at once.
Yeah, what did you say? You fool! What did you do? Agent P! Flynn-Fletcher, I am sorry.
You have no reservation.
I used to put up with too much aggravation But take a look at me now, I got a new vocation You heard it here first 'cause I'm the one who said it Yeah, I'm evil He's evil! I'm evil for extra credit!