Phineas and Ferb s04e17 Episode Script

Na, na, na, na, na So this rock climbing wall will be big! And best of all, it'll be built out of all-natural, 100% organic, free-range yard trimmings! So, it is only a rock climbing wall? No, it's not only a rock climbing wall.
It's free-range organic rock climbing wall! I can see how that would be relevant if we are going to eat it.
We are not going to have to eat it, are we?! I guess if we had to, we could– Did I just hear we're building something we can eat? You know, for the record, I would like to not be in the position today, where I have to eat this wall.
We'll see what we can do, but we're not making any promises.
Mom, have you seen my other white skirt? What are those charts? Hon, the rare and elusive bent-bill nuthatch is in its nest building season.
The birds will be done traveling North, and should be right here in town today! Snores-ville.
No, dear, the bird took a left at Snores-ville, and is up here in Danville.
Can I get one up high? Woo-hoo! Okay, more specifically, it should be right in our backyard at exactly 4 today! Isn't that exciting?! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! So, you and a bunch of trained observers are gonna be in our yard at exactly 4 in the P.
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today? Well, yes.
Love it! The Booby-hatched trash-nut whatever it is, is my new favorite bird! This is awesome! See you guys later.
See? She thinks it's fun.
Oh, yes, and I'm British, so you think I'm supposed to like bird-watching.
"Oh, I'm British, so I'll be in the conservatory with a cup of tea and a crumpet.
" I'm saying that ironically but actually that sounds quite good.
So, I'm going to do that.
Ta.
Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah.
This looks good.
So, how long till you're done with this contraption? Think you'll still be out here at 4? I don't know.
I guess so.
Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
Rock climbing wall.
Well, I just came by to tell you I can't join in on the fun today.
I've been charged with the task of recording the audiobook version of the Fireside Girls Compendium Guide.
It's gonna take forever.
That book does not look so intimidating.
Dude! This is just the table of contents.
The actual book is being transported from a secret bunker to our recording studio in the Fireside Girl Lodge.
Seriously, this is gonna take me a week.
Hey, we can help.
We'll just put this rock climbing wall off till tomorrow.
Wait.
What? No! You guys keep working, I'll narrate the audiobook.
You stay here and help the boys.
And not only will I finish recording your book today, I'll do it by 4 o'clock.
So, let me get this straight.
You'll do all the work, while I spend the day with Phineas? Hm Deal! But do you know anyone that can work a state-of-the-art soundboard? Someone who can edit huge digital files? Someone who can understand basic miking techniques? What is it, Irving? Okay, I'll do it.
But only if Isabella says, "where's Perry?" No deal.
You drive a hard bargain, I admit.
It's okay, I was about to ask that anyway! Ah, Agent P.
We're getting reports that there is a distinct smell of confectioner sugar and icing coming from Doofenshmirtz's building.
He must be up to something evil and sweet.
Sweet and evil.
"Sweevil", if you will.
Go and stop him! Perry! Standby and put your cans on.
Fireside Girls Compendium, introduction, page one, and take one.
Whenever you're ready.
"Ma May Me Mo Mu.
Topeka, Kansas.
Topeka, Kansas.
" Man, this is the worst book dedication ever! How're we doing in there, Irving? Levels are fine.
"Page one.
Welcome, Fireside Girl.
You're about to embark on a transformative journey that you will remember for years to come.
and water should be boiled.
Now on to Part 2 of the Introduction.
Section 12, Part 6.
How to Start a Fire Using Only Bobby Pins and a Hat.
Section 25, Part 16.
How to Tell If the Marshmallow is Properly Roasted.
" Can I get you some water? Maybe.
Keep it rollin'! Keep it rollin'.
"Beginning Section 25, Part 17.
" Okay, gang.
Is everybody all strapped in their harness? Ready! But, it is also the worst wedgie I have ever had.
Oh, really? Present company excluded.
Alrighty, then.
Let's go! (Song: Rock Climbing Wall) We keep on climbing, climbing like kudzu A creeping ficus up a climbing wall A social climber, climbing with debutantes There's Escanaba, I can see Montreal No, I've never been so happy Felt alive or looked so tall Plus it's also a good aerobic workout Climbing up a rock climbing wall As long as you don't fall! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Well, if it isn't Perry the Platypus? And when I say "isn't", I mean "is".
I know you're into martial arts.
But I prefer the confectionery arts myself.
Gingerbread house trap.
Hey, it looks a lot bigger on the inside than it looks like on the outside.
Here, have some cozy gumdrop slippers.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
I think I know why I'm having a hard time taking over the Tri-State Area.
It's because of dinner parties.
That's right.
Follow me, i-it goes somewhere.
You see, my brother Roger is a success, because of his amazing dinner parties where he dazzles important guests with his magnetic charm.
But, what if he were unable to charm anyone, because his fabulous dinner parties were over, before they began? That's why I created this the Bring-out-the-Dessert-inator! You see, everyone knows that once the dessert comes out, the party's over.
That's what– That's what's called a social cue.
This rocket will go into a Rogercentric orbit around his house.
At the wrong moment, it will shoot a blast which will make Roger bring out the dessert.
Ending his dinner party before it can begin.
He'll lose his charming edge and people will lose interest in him.
Bing-bang-boom! They'll stop voting for him, and that's when I'll slink in and takeov– You know, I-I know I'm grasping at straws here, and uh probably end up grasping a bendy-straw, and fall on my face, requiring months of rehab to learn how to monologue, all over again, and then off to empowerment camp, where I'll have to fall backwards and hopefully no one– Who wants desserts? I made this lovely tiramisu.
Hey, it works! Oh, you think you're very funny, Perry the Platypus, blasting me with my own Bring-out-the-Dessert-inator.
Oh-ho-ho.
I hope you left some room! I made a yummy double layered pumpkin cheesecake.
It has creamy– Oh! You got me again.
Well, you made me bring it to you, so you're gonna eat it.
Ow! Now, it's your turn to bring out the– How about a banana split? Finally got your just desserts! Good one, right? What are you doing with that pound cake? I was saving that for company! Oh! Oh, wow! Perry the Platypus, I'm getting such a sugar rush! How 'bout you? "In conclusion, may your Fireside Girl experience be a treasured one with memories for a lifetime.
The end.
" Um I'd like you to do one more take on that last chapter.
I'd like to hurt you.
That's a wrap! Hey, guys! I can see my thoughts! They're all sparkly and spread out around us.
It is the lack of oxygen, it makes you light-headed.
I think it's time to climb down.
Coming down! Oh, I get it, we're in space.
I heard that.
Can you do this, Perry the Platypus? Can you jump really fast, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down? Yeah, that's it, Perry the Platypus! Doesn't it feel good? Let's be jumping buddies.
Let's just eat dessert and jump up and down and up and down and up and down all day.
It'll be our thing.
Just remember.
I-I invented it, because I'm the inventor.
Yes, it's still here! Hey, Candace! How'd it go? I finished recording, Irving's uploading it to the Fireside Girl mainframe as we speak.
Thanks so much, Candace! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, the important thing.
To get Mom out here.
Mom! Mom! Do you want me to get Mom? No! You stay here.
Nobody move.
If we leave, this thing'll disappear.
She'll be out here in two minutes, with her bird watching group.
I'll wait.
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Oh Oh, sugar crash.
Oh, the Bring-out-the-Dessert-inator.
It must be almost time for Roger's dinner party to begin.
Sugar crash! There she goes! And you can't do anything about it, because you're on a sugar crash.
Wait! W-What's that? Protein and carbohydrates? No, d-don't eat that! No! Okay, but But let's do that jumping thing again sometime, huh? Okay, gang.
Everyone, follow me outside.
The bird should be right– Hey, who's ready for dessert? Doesn't that sound good? Oh, see now? Brits like desserts.
Does this mean she wants us to leave? Well, according to social convention, I guess.
Welcome, Perry the Platypus.
What took you so long? I'm speaking to you through this amplifier right next to the self-destruct button.
The rocket will soon be in orbit around my brother's house, ready for the next dinner party.
And you can ride that rocket until your tail falls off, I don't care.
Or until you find the self-destruct button which is right next to– Oh, dang it! Curse you Perry the Plat typus.
Mom! Candace? Mom! Mom, come outside! Hon, I can't hear you.
Let's talk in a minute.
Who wants this à la mode? Mom! Look! Ooh, it's the rare bent-bill nuthatch! Isn't she beautiful? She's finding material for her nest.
Well, I guess they've got a lot of nests to make.
We did build the thing out of pressed twigs and lawn clippings.
Nature's little recyclers at work.
Come on, come on! What? What? No! But, but, but Oh, honey, I see it! What? Don't move.
Hold still.
Got it! Oh, Candace, I wouldn't have seen it, if you hadn't grabbed me forcibly and pulled me out here.
Thank you! So, you kids want some dessert? Yeah! Some tea with honey would help that throat.
And there's crumpets in the conservatory as well.
He's so British.
Let's go! We keep on climbing, climbing like kudzu A creeping ficus up a climbing wall A social climber, climbing with debutantes There's Escanaba, I can see Montreal No, I've never been so happy Climbing up a rock climbing wall