Phineas and Ferb s05e05 Episode Script
Doof 101; Father's Day
1 There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey! Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain It's over here! Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent Or driving our sister insane Phineas! As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! Okay Ferb, lets get this early morning party started.
Okay, prepare for landing.
That's it, lad, don't let the turbulence throw you.
Roger that, Papa Bear.
I'm so glad we can still have our Father's Day jaunt in the biplanes.
Oh, yes, modern technology's wonderful! - I know it's not quite the same as the real thing - Hang on, Ferb.
but I suppose it's better than nothing.
Whoa, Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today.
Surprise! Happy Father's Day, Dad! - And you too, Grandpa Reg! - Hello, boys! Oh! How lovely! Breakfast in den! Ferb and I pulled out all the stops.
What excellent likenesses! Thank you, boys! - Happy Father's Day, Dad! - Hello, Candace! Hello, Grandpa Reg! Happy Father's Day! Thank you, love.
Hello, Reg.
Are you having a "Grand" Father's Day? Good one.
I'll leave you boys to your Father's Day fun! - Candace, are you ready to go? - Sure, mom! Bye, Grandpa! Hey! Where's Perry? Morning, Agent P! I see you're trying out the new SFU 2000.
It's a lot of fun, but don't let your duties slide.
Agent P, what do you think of his Father's Day gift? Yes, it's a lovely tie.
But I'm not your father! Any who, Doofenshmirtz has plans to gum up the entire Tri-State Area! And we need you to check it out.
Good luck, Agent P! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Gotcha, Perry the Platypus! If you think this is a sticky situation, you better hold on to that fedora.
Behold! The-Gum-Under-The-Shoe-inator! I took all the wadded up chewing gum in the entire Tri-State Area and fed it into this Inator.
Yeah, I know, it's really unsanitary.
Why don't people just throw the chewing gum in the trash, huh? Today just isn't my day.
It's Father's Day.
It's the hardest of the greeting card company holidays for me.
My issues with Father's Day began back when I was a child.
Those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed.
Okay, I know you've heard that one before.
But twice actually.
But I really think that this is where my relationship with my father went awry.
I mean, he made me be that lawn gnome.
Bewegen Sie nicht! And he was really specific too.
He made me memorize the serial number of that particular lawn gnome.
D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
If only there was some way to reunite him with, you know, that specific lawn gnome, maybe he and I could start again.
D-A-E-H-M-2-3! You found him with an online gnome tracker? Wow! There really is an app for everything now, isn't there? Well, let's see.
It says it's still in Drusselstein! Now I can heal the old wounds between my father and me! Oh, man, that is one of my most brilliant ideas yet.
An exact replica of Grandpa's old biplane.
Dad's gonna love this! Let's try her out.
Now, punch it! Oh, yeah! I know traveling by cannon is a little unconventional, but the cannon place was going out of business, so I got them at a volume discount.
Hang on.
Whoo-hoo! Happy Father's Day, Dad! Dad? Sorry for the lack of in-flight meal or entertainment, Perry the Platypus.
But one cannon can only go so far, so I set up a worldwide network! Aw, man! Missed it by that much.
Perfect landing, Ferb! I'll go get Dad.
No, peeking, Dad! Keep 'em closed! Okay - Open 'em! - Ta-da! Thank you so much, boys! I can't think of a better Father's Day gift! Actually, there's a hidden feature you might want to check out.
- Hello, son! - Dad? But - Come on, give us a hug! - Oh, Happy Father's Day! What do you say we go on our traditional Father's Day flight? Race you to the cockpit! - Have fun! - What are you two standing there for? You're part of the tradition now! Come on! Cool! - Right, then.
Engine? - Contact! Here we go! In our two wing aeroplane doing tricks that look insane To keep the peoples entertained and leave them breathless Call us brave or slightly mad I'm his son and he's me dad And I look really grand in plaid - # But now I'm vest-less # - # Nice ad lib, Dad.
# Thanks, son.
I just roll with it.
Like you do! It's the Fletcher Family Flying Circus! Doing aerial acrobatics in the atmosphere High above the stress and strife There's nothing here to irk us Just a father and a son together Keepin' our heads above the weather I wish that we could do this every year! Barrel rolls and loop-de-loops Buzzing that encounter group Doing the Charleston on the wing Yes, we'll try almost anything! A Dim Old Man An English Bunt A crazy Russian circus stunt A Cuban eight An inverted spin All while wearing this foolish grin! It's the Fletcher Family Flying Circus! Doing aerial acrobatics in the atmosphere High above the stress and strife There's nothing here to irk us Just a father and a son together Keepin' our heads above the weather I wish that we could do this every year! We're the Fletcher Family and we have no fear! Ah, Drusselstein! This way, Perry the Platypus.
Okay, so the gnome tracker located my father's long lost lawn gnome at this location.
There it is! - Hey! Put me down! - Ahh! I thought you were my father's lawn gnome.
No worries, I get that all the time.
Probably due to my height combined with my eccentric fashion choices.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, well, I'm looking for D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
Oh, yeah, it's been here for years.
Here you go.
It is you! My father will be so happy! Well, maybe not happy, but anything is an improvement on surly and dismissive.
Let the father-son healing begin! Wish me luck, Perry the Platypus! Hello! Father! You're never gonna guess what I brought you! - Oh, hello, Heinz.
- Hello, Father.
I see you brought me assorted broken bits of pottery for Father's Day.
Well, I suppose it's the thought that, um, counts.
Your brother Roger remembered how much I loved that old lawn gnome.
So he sent me this.
Look! It also makes espresso.
Delicious.
But, you know, rubble is a nice gift too.
All right, uh, Happy Father's Day.
And, okay, bye-bye.
All this way just to give me broken shards of potter D-A-E-H-M-2-3? Well, that could've gone better.
Why do I even bother, huh? At least there's one relationship in my life that's worked out pretty well.
Thanks for coming along, Perry the Platypus.
Let's go home.
You are my rock.
And by that, I mean you're there for me, you're not made out of rock.
You're actually made out of, well, platypus probably.
Well, that was the best Father's Day flight yet.
It brought back some wonderful old memories, and created a lot of new ones.
Thank you, boys, for making this possible.
Happy Father's Day! Yes, yes it is.
Crikey! It's getting late! I best be on me way home.
Mind if I borrow your new aeroplane? Why don't you hang onto her until next year? I've got no room left in the garage anyway.
Will do! Cheery-bye! Hi, honey! Hi, boys! So, how was your day? Oh, the boys and I spent a wonderful day flying with Father! - Ah, the Internet is a wonderful thing.
- Why, yes, I suppose it is.
Well, here's something special from Candace and me.
Here you go! Oh, my! An exact replica of Father's biplane.
Oh, it's perfect.
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated "To the most evil dad in the whole world.
"Happy Father's Day, love, Vanessa.
" Aw, a gift basket of switches and self-destruct buttons! That's my girl! Hm? Bewegen Sie nicht!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! Okay Ferb, lets get this early morning party started.
Okay, prepare for landing.
That's it, lad, don't let the turbulence throw you.
Roger that, Papa Bear.
I'm so glad we can still have our Father's Day jaunt in the biplanes.
Oh, yes, modern technology's wonderful! - I know it's not quite the same as the real thing - Hang on, Ferb.
but I suppose it's better than nothing.
Whoa, Ferb, I know what else we're gonna do today.
Surprise! Happy Father's Day, Dad! - And you too, Grandpa Reg! - Hello, boys! Oh! How lovely! Breakfast in den! Ferb and I pulled out all the stops.
What excellent likenesses! Thank you, boys! - Happy Father's Day, Dad! - Hello, Candace! Hello, Grandpa Reg! Happy Father's Day! Thank you, love.
Hello, Reg.
Are you having a "Grand" Father's Day? Good one.
I'll leave you boys to your Father's Day fun! - Candace, are you ready to go? - Sure, mom! Bye, Grandpa! Hey! Where's Perry? Morning, Agent P! I see you're trying out the new SFU 2000.
It's a lot of fun, but don't let your duties slide.
Agent P, what do you think of his Father's Day gift? Yes, it's a lovely tie.
But I'm not your father! Any who, Doofenshmirtz has plans to gum up the entire Tri-State Area! And we need you to check it out.
Good luck, Agent P! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Gotcha, Perry the Platypus! If you think this is a sticky situation, you better hold on to that fedora.
Behold! The-Gum-Under-The-Shoe-inator! I took all the wadded up chewing gum in the entire Tri-State Area and fed it into this Inator.
Yeah, I know, it's really unsanitary.
Why don't people just throw the chewing gum in the trash, huh? Today just isn't my day.
It's Father's Day.
It's the hardest of the greeting card company holidays for me.
My issues with Father's Day began back when I was a child.
Those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed.
Okay, I know you've heard that one before.
But twice actually.
But I really think that this is where my relationship with my father went awry.
I mean, he made me be that lawn gnome.
Bewegen Sie nicht! And he was really specific too.
He made me memorize the serial number of that particular lawn gnome.
D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
If only there was some way to reunite him with, you know, that specific lawn gnome, maybe he and I could start again.
D-A-E-H-M-2-3! You found him with an online gnome tracker? Wow! There really is an app for everything now, isn't there? Well, let's see.
It says it's still in Drusselstein! Now I can heal the old wounds between my father and me! Oh, man, that is one of my most brilliant ideas yet.
An exact replica of Grandpa's old biplane.
Dad's gonna love this! Let's try her out.
Now, punch it! Oh, yeah! I know traveling by cannon is a little unconventional, but the cannon place was going out of business, so I got them at a volume discount.
Hang on.
Whoo-hoo! Happy Father's Day, Dad! Dad? Sorry for the lack of in-flight meal or entertainment, Perry the Platypus.
But one cannon can only go so far, so I set up a worldwide network! Aw, man! Missed it by that much.
Perfect landing, Ferb! I'll go get Dad.
No, peeking, Dad! Keep 'em closed! Okay - Open 'em! - Ta-da! Thank you so much, boys! I can't think of a better Father's Day gift! Actually, there's a hidden feature you might want to check out.
- Hello, son! - Dad? But - Come on, give us a hug! - Oh, Happy Father's Day! What do you say we go on our traditional Father's Day flight? Race you to the cockpit! - Have fun! - What are you two standing there for? You're part of the tradition now! Come on! Cool! - Right, then.
Engine? - Contact! Here we go! In our two wing aeroplane doing tricks that look insane To keep the peoples entertained and leave them breathless Call us brave or slightly mad I'm his son and he's me dad And I look really grand in plaid - # But now I'm vest-less # - # Nice ad lib, Dad.
# Thanks, son.
I just roll with it.
Like you do! It's the Fletcher Family Flying Circus! Doing aerial acrobatics in the atmosphere High above the stress and strife There's nothing here to irk us Just a father and a son together Keepin' our heads above the weather I wish that we could do this every year! Barrel rolls and loop-de-loops Buzzing that encounter group Doing the Charleston on the wing Yes, we'll try almost anything! A Dim Old Man An English Bunt A crazy Russian circus stunt A Cuban eight An inverted spin All while wearing this foolish grin! It's the Fletcher Family Flying Circus! Doing aerial acrobatics in the atmosphere High above the stress and strife There's nothing here to irk us Just a father and a son together Keepin' our heads above the weather I wish that we could do this every year! We're the Fletcher Family and we have no fear! Ah, Drusselstein! This way, Perry the Platypus.
Okay, so the gnome tracker located my father's long lost lawn gnome at this location.
There it is! - Hey! Put me down! - Ahh! I thought you were my father's lawn gnome.
No worries, I get that all the time.
Probably due to my height combined with my eccentric fashion choices.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, well, I'm looking for D-A-E-H-M-2-3.
Oh, yeah, it's been here for years.
Here you go.
It is you! My father will be so happy! Well, maybe not happy, but anything is an improvement on surly and dismissive.
Let the father-son healing begin! Wish me luck, Perry the Platypus! Hello! Father! You're never gonna guess what I brought you! - Oh, hello, Heinz.
- Hello, Father.
I see you brought me assorted broken bits of pottery for Father's Day.
Well, I suppose it's the thought that, um, counts.
Your brother Roger remembered how much I loved that old lawn gnome.
So he sent me this.
Look! It also makes espresso.
Delicious.
But, you know, rubble is a nice gift too.
All right, uh, Happy Father's Day.
And, okay, bye-bye.
All this way just to give me broken shards of potter D-A-E-H-M-2-3? Well, that could've gone better.
Why do I even bother, huh? At least there's one relationship in my life that's worked out pretty well.
Thanks for coming along, Perry the Platypus.
Let's go home.
You are my rock.
And by that, I mean you're there for me, you're not made out of rock.
You're actually made out of, well, platypus probably.
Well, that was the best Father's Day flight yet.
It brought back some wonderful old memories, and created a lot of new ones.
Thank you, boys, for making this possible.
Happy Father's Day! Yes, yes it is.
Crikey! It's getting late! I best be on me way home.
Mind if I borrow your new aeroplane? Why don't you hang onto her until next year? I've got no room left in the garage anyway.
Will do! Cheery-bye! Hi, honey! Hi, boys! So, how was your day? Oh, the boys and I spent a wonderful day flying with Father! - Ah, the Internet is a wonderful thing.
- Why, yes, I suppose it is.
Well, here's something special from Candace and me.
Here you go! Oh, my! An exact replica of Father's biplane.
Oh, it's perfect.
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated "To the most evil dad in the whole world.
"Happy Father's Day, love, Vanessa.
" Aw, a gift basket of switches and self-destruct buttons! That's my girl! Hm? Bewegen Sie nicht!