Pompidou (2015) s01e01 Episode Script

1 # Pompidou Pompidou La la la # Pompi-dompi-dompi-doudoudou # Pompidou Pompidou La la la # Pompi-dompi-dompi-dou Dou-dou-pom # Pompidou Pompidou La la la # Pompi-dompi-dompi-doudoudoudou # Pompidou Pompidou La la la Pompi-dompi-dompi-dou.
Ooh! Oh! Oh.
Oh.
No, no, no, no! Ooooh! Naughty! Naughty! Very naughty! Naughty? Naughty.
Very naughty.
Oh! Ugh! Oh.
Pippop! Oh.
Oh.
Psst! Psst! Psst! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! N-no, no, no, no, no, n-no, Naughty.
Naughty.
Very naughty.
Very naughty.
Ah! Boffley, pestray, voomf! No, no.
No, no.
Voomf! No, no! Good afternoon! No, no, no, no! Ah! Good afternoon! Oh! Good afternoon! Heeeeey ho! Heeeeeey ho! Oh! Aah! Heeeeey ho! Ah! Doo doo doo, doo be doo be doo.
Ooh! Good afternoon.
Hmm.
No thank you.
Oh.
Good afternoon again.
Hmm Yes, why not? Oh! Where's the worm? "Heeeeey ho!" # Doo doo doo, doo be doo be doo.
# Poo poo, caca? Uh-uh-uh.
Oh! Ugh! No! Oh! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Better! Achoo! No.
Open! Oh! And some custard.
Chop chop! Ow! Oww! Good afternoon.
Nurse! Oh.
Yes.
# Doo doo doo, doo be doo be doo # Doo be doo be doo Doo be doop doop doop doop doo doo Doo be doo be doo Doo doo doo! Oh.
Oh! 'Welbeck to Walcott.
He has to score! 'Oh! He's missed it!' Oh! No! Oh! Good morning! Oh! No! Ha ha ha ha! Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Good af Oh, no.
Ugh! I'm free! And ta-da! Ah Good afternoon.
Ooh!