Power Rangers s03e15 Episode Script

The Potion Notion

# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
# ( clearing throat ) TOMMY! UH, KIMBERLY.
HEY, UH YOU KNOW, YOU TWO LOOK REALLY GOOD TOGETHER.
HAVEN'T I ALWAYS SAID THEY MADE A LOVELY COUPLE? YEAH, RIGHT.
LOVELY.
YEAH, THANKS.
BY THE WAY, TOMMY WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK THIS LADY OUT FOR-- ( singing in Italian ) AN ENCHANTED, ROMANTIC EVENING? WHAT? WE GOT TO SELL ALL THESE TICKETS TO THE JUNIOR POLICE BALL OR LIEUTENANT STONE WILL THROW US IN THE BRIG.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'D LOVE TO.
ALL RIGHT.
ZEDD, YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE! AH, WELL, MY LITTLE CRUD MUFFIN I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
SERPENTERRA IS FULLY CHARGED AND READY TO SWEEP US AWAY ON A SECOND HONEYMOON.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE WAS EVER A FIRST.
"SECOND HONEYMOON.
" COME ON, CRAB CAKES, LET'S HIT THE ROAD.
GOLDAR, YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
MAKE SURE FINSTER FINISHES THAT MONSTER BEFORE WE GET BACK.
HEY! WHY CAN'T I BE IN CHARGE? YOU? OW! JUST STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
LAST TIME, I EQUIPPED YOU WITH A LOVE POTION.
LOVE POTION?! YES.
LIKE THE ONE RITA USED ON LORD ZEDD OOPS.
HEE-HEE-HEE.
I MEAN LIKE THE ONE SHE DIDN'T USE ON LORD ZEDD.
OH, WELL.
NEVER MIND.
IT'S SAFELY TUCKED AWAY BEHIND LOCK AND KEY NOW.
I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
BA-DOOP! SCORE! YEAH.
( evil laughter ) SAFELY LOCKED UP, HUH? HUH! PIECE OF CAKE.
NOW, LET ME SEE LOOKING FOR A LOVE POTION.
HMM.
COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS BRIGHT RED ONE WITH A HEART ON IT, COULD IT? WELL, ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
LET'S TAKE IT OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE.
WELL, HELLO HANDSOME.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING YOURSELF? I'M MISS CHIEF AND YOU ARE POSITIVELY THE MONSTER OF MY DREAMS.
HEY, HEY, CONTROL YOURSELF.
I AM YOURS TO COMMAND.
I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.
HUH? ANYTHING? ANYTHING! I GOT AN IDEA-- COME HERE.
OH, I JUST LOVE IT WHEN I GET TO BE INVISIBLE AND PLAY CUPID.
TOMMY, WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
I KNOW WHAT DRESS I'LL WEAR AND I'LL PUT MY HAIR UP LIKE THIS.
THINK AGAIN, DEAR.
I AY-YI-YI.
( sighing ) WHAT IS IT? YOU ARE JUST ABOUT THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
- HUH? - HUH? - HUH? ( sighs ) HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES? UH NO, NOT RECENTLY.
LISTEN, HANDSOME.
YOU GOT A DATE FOR THE BALL? ( stuttering ) NO, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT NO.
KIMBERLY, WHAT'S GOING ON? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE BALL.
NO WAY.
WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE BEST WHY SETTLE FOR THE REST? WHOO! - ( growling ) - AH! ( knock at door ) EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I'M LOOKING FOR BULKMEIER AND SKULL.
TIME FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED CRUSH ON THE TEACHER.
OH, MY STRIPES.
( giggling ) DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES? I BEG YOUR PARDON.
MA'AM, I KNOW THIS IS SUDDEN BUT WILL YOU GO TO THE JUNIOR POLICE PATROL BALL WITH ME? LIEUTENANT STONE! DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES? DON'T BE SO QUICK TO LAUGH, MY FRIEND.
WITH ME AROUND NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO CUPID'S ARROW.
I-I-I AISHA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? WHAT? COME WITH ME TO THE CASBAH.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS BUT WE'LL FIND IT.
I THINK WE BETTER GO.
THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING GOING ON.
Goldar: AS IF HAVING RITA BACK WASN'T BAD ENOUGH NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER DIM-WITTED BROTHER.
I KIND OF LIKE RITO MYSELF.
I'LL SHOW ZEDD I SHOULD BE WITH HIM AS WE CONQUER THE UNIVERSE-- BEGINNING WITH THE POWER RANGERS.
( growling ): OH, YES! TOO STRANGE.
HEY, YOU GUYS NOTICE ANYTHING WEIRD IN SCHOOL TODAY? DEFINITELY.
WELL, IF YOU CALL FALLING IN LOVE WEIRD, THEN COLOR ME GUILTY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK TO ZORDON? ( all: ) YEAH.
LET'S GO.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, RANGERS.
I HAVE TO PROTECT SKULL.
NINJA POWER NOW! # THEY GOT A FUNNY FACE, THEY GOT A FUNNY BEAK # # I.
Q.
OF UNDER TEN, THEY'RE LOUD AND NOISY # HEY! OVER HERE.
# ON A HOT, HOT SUMMER'S DAY # # CROSS-EYED, CRAZY NUTS THEY'LL FLY ABOVE US # # HAPPY, HAPPY BIRDIES IN THE SKY # # RANGERS GOING TO GET YOU # # WATCH THE TENGA # SEE YOU LATER, BIRDBRAIN.
ROCKY, I'M COMING AT YOU.
WATCH THIS.
( growling ) YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT.
HAVING FUN, MY LITTLE SOURPUSS? ZEDD, BABY, YOU MAY BE UGLY BUT YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO SHOW A GHOUL A BAD TIME.
( beeping ) WHAT? WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY.
OH, PLEASE.
I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE IN 3,000 YEARS.
I WONDER HOW AMUSING YOUR BROTHER'S GOING TO FIND IT.
( beeps ) OOH! HMM.
HM? AH.
UH.
( chuckling ) HELLO.
RITO REVOLTO RESIDENCE.
( chuckling ) Rito Revolto! Put Goldar on the line.
HUH? OH, HI, ED.
UH, GOLDAR'S NOT HERE.
OH, CAN I BE IN CHARGE? So you want to be in charge, eh? YEAH.
UH-HUH.
YEAH.
Like when I told you to recharge Serpenterra yesterday? Now, thanks to you, we're on our way back and your sister can't wait to see you.
Tell Goldar that monster had better be ready.
MONSTER? WHAT? OH, RIGHT.
THE MONSTER.
YOU'VE GOT IT, ED.
NO PROBLEMO.
EVERYTHING IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
COUNT ON IT.
OH, I SEE-- YOU'RE JUST MAKING A WELL CALCULATED RETREAT, ARE YOU? EXACTLY.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, POWER RANGERS.
WHEN IS THAT GUY EVER GOING TO LEARN? Tommy: ZORDON, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH KIM.
SHE'S, UH, NOT HERSELF.
ALPHA RUN A SCAN FOR ABNORMAL BIO-WAVES.
HOLD STILL, KIMBERLY.
"KIMBERLY ANN SKULLOVITCH.
" "KIMBERLY HART SKULLOVITCH.
" AY-YI-YI.
KIMBERLY SEEMS TO BE UNDER THE SPELL OF A LOVE POTION.
THANK GOODNESS.
OBSERVE THE VIEWING GLOBE.
THIS IS MISS CHIEF.
SHE HAS WREAKED HAVOC THROUGHOUT ANGEL GROVE BY HAPHAZARDLY SPRAYING HER POWERFUL LOVE POTION.
I'M ALL FOR LOVE BUT THIS IS OUT OF HAND.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MISS CHIEF'S POWER.
HER LOVE POTION UNDERMINES COMMON SENSE LEAVING THE INDIVIDUAL VULNERABLE TO DANGER.
I SEE, ZORDON.
CAN YOU HELP HER? I AM HESITANT TO TAMPER WITH THE DELICATE BALANCE OF HUMAN EMOTIONS.
WE NEED KIMBERLY BACK LIKE SHE WAS.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? PERHAPS MISS CHIEF'S LOVE POTION WILL WEAR OFF KIMBERLY AND THE OTHERS.
UNTIL THEN, KEEP HER UNDER CLOSE WATCH.
WE WILL, ZORDON.
OH, I'M REALLY GOING TO GET IT THIS TIME.
RITO, YOU BABBLING FOOL.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? BEYOND THE OBVIOUS, I MEAN.
ED AND RITA ARE ON THEIR WAY BUT I SENT THEIR MONSTER TO EARTH.
WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT? I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SEND IT WITH THE LOVE POTION.
WHAT LOVE POTION? THE ONE RITA DIDN'T USE ON ED.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A TRICK.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
FINSTER! YES, GOLDAR? CREATE AN ANTIDOTE FOR THAT LOVE POTION IMMEDIATELY.
DO IT.
I GUESS THE PARTY'S OVER.
ANOTHER PERFECT MATCH.
OOH, APPLEBEE, BE MINE.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?! MISS APPLEBEE, I FEEL LIKE A LOVE-STRUCK SCHOOLBOY.
HAS EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL GONE MAD? MADLY IN LOVE, APPLEBEE OF MY EYE.
I HAVE PREPARED THE ANTIDOTE.
EXCELLENT.
TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE ENOUGH TO USE ON LORD ZEDD GO DOWN TO EARTH AND TEST IT ON THOSE HUMANS-- BUT MAKE SURE NO ONE SEES YOU.
AS YOU WISH.
SAY GOOD-BYE, RITA.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT? YOUR CUPID WINGS HAVE BEEN CLIPPED.
RETURN TO THE PALACE.
JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE MATCHES I MADE.
LISTEN, TOUPEE TOP MISS APPLEBEE IS GOING WITH ME, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
NO WAY, DON WANNA-BE.
SHE'S NOT USED TO DATING OUT OF HER SPECIES.
WHY I OUGHT TO OKAY, BOYS, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET.
HOW DO YOU DO? LIEUTENANT STONE.
MR.
KAPLAN.
IT'S A PLEASURE.
IT WORKS.
I'LL BRING YOU THE MOON, THE STARS NOT TODAY.
WHAT WAS I SAYING? UH, NOTHING.
IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU.
BYE.
OH, SKULL, HOW COULD I EVER HAVE GONE OUT WITH THAT LOSER TOMMY? I DON'T KNOW.
TO TOMMY? SKULL?! YES, LAMB CHOP? UM I THINK I HAVE TO GO OVER THERE.
I'LL MISS YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT WAS I DOING WITH SKULL? KIM, YOU'RE OKAY.
NOT UNTIL I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
IT'S A LONG STORY.
LET'S GET THE OTHERS.
THE ANTIDOTE WORKS LIKE A CHARM, SO TO SPEAK.
ALL THE HUMANS HAVE BEEN RETURNED TO NORMAL.
WITH ANY LUCK, THINGS WILL RETURN TO NORMAL AROUND HERE.
MISS CHIEF SPRAY LORD ZEDD WITH THE ANTIDOTE THE MOMENT HE WALKS IN.
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR BREATH, GOLDIE.
SHE ONLY LISTENS TO ME.
THEN YOU TELL HER.
OKAY.
COME HERE, SWEETHEART.
GOLDAR, YOU OVER-PAID CHIMP ACT.
WHERE WERE YOU? NO! NO! YOU YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES, GOLD-DUCKS.
THEY'RE THE MOST HORRIBLE SHADE OF RED.
OH, RITO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.
( laughing ) FINSTER, THE ANTIDOTE.
SPRAY HER WITH THE ANTIDOTE! VERY WELL, BUT REMEMBER -- YOU OWE ME ONE.
ANYTHING, JUST GET HER OFF.
GET OFF ME, YOU BIG BABOON! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? GOOD WORK, GOLDAR.
I SEE THE MONSTER IS READY.
EVEN THOUGH MY TRIP WAS RUINED, NO NEED FOR AN ENTIRE DAY TO BE WASTED.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH THE POWER RANGERS.
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE SPELL HAS BEEN BROKEN.
THANK GOODNESS.
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST STUNT RITA AND ZEDD HAVE EVER PULLED.
( beeping ) ZORDON, WE READ YOU.
COME IN.
RANGERS, MISS CHIEF HAS RE-MATERIALIZED IN THE PARK.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S TAKE CARE OF THIS STUPID CUPID.
IT'S MORPHIN TIME! WHITE RANGER POWER.
BLACK RANGER POWER.
PINK RANGER POWER.
BLUE RANGER POWER.
YELLOW RANGER POWER.
RED RANGER POWER.
Tommy: COME TO SPREAD MORE LOVE POTION? NOT THIS TIME.
LET'S DO IT.
YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I THINK SO.
LOOK OUT! YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
I THINK IT'S TIME WE SHOW THIS CROOKED CUPID HOW TRUE THAT CAN BE.
SO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE THE ONES TO STRAIGHTEN ME OUT? IT'S ALL OVER, MISS CHIEF.
YOU MUST SURRENDER.
NOT SO FAST, WHITE RANGER.
GROW, GROW, MONSTER, GROW.
IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE THE UPPER HAND ONCE AGAIN POWER RANGERS.
NOW IT IS YOU WHO SHOULD SURRENDER TO ME.
I WOULDN'T BET ON THAT.
READY, GUYS? LET'S DO IT.
- PINK CRANE! - BLUE WOLF! - WHITE FALCON! - RED APE! - BLACK FROG! - YELLOW BEAR! All: NINJAZORD, POWER UP.
( screeching ) # THEY'VE GOT A POWER AND FORCE # # THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE # ( cackling ) # NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THEM DOWN # # THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SIDE # SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION.
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # TOMMY, WE NEED YOU! I'm on my way.
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # LET'S DO IT.
DRAT! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
GOLDAR, SOMEHOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
THAT'S IT.
MY LORD, RITA TRICKED YOU INTO MARRIAGE WITH A LOVE POTION.
NO, GOLDIE FINSTER, GIVE HIM THE ANTIDOTE.
GOLDAR, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? THIS LITTLE WITCH IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
BUT, MY LORD, YOUR MARRIAGE IS A SHAM.
SHE DECEIVED YOU.
SHE'S A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING.
ENOUGH, GOLDAR.
APOLOGIZE.
BUT IT'S TRUE.
WHY SHOULD I? DO IT! ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY YOUR HEINOUSNESS.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE OLD ED REALLY DOES LOVE RITA.
( melodic rock intro ) THAT MONSTER SURE WAS A HOTHEAD.
YEAH, WITH QUITE A POTENT POTION.
HOPEFULLY, RITA AND ZEDD HAVE GIVEN UP MATCHMAKING.
MISS APPLEBEE, WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR OF JOINING ME FOR A DANCE? WELL, I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT JEROME.
# TO BE ALONE WITH YOU # # IS ALL I WANT TODAY # COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
UH OKAY.
# I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYONE # HI.
TOMMY, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE WAY I TREATED YOU.
HEY, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT.
Kimberly: TALK ABOUT BEING MEAN.
I WASN'T REALLY VERY NICE TO SKULL, WAS I? WOULD YOU MIND IF.
.
? NO, GO AHEAD.
CELERY? THANKS.
BOO.
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? WHY? SO YOU CAN STEP ON MY FEET AS WELL AS MY HEART? SKULL, LOOK, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THAT WE'RE FRIENDS ANYWAY? REALLY? FRIENDS? YEAH.
YEAH.
FRIENDS.
OF COURSE.
LET'S GO.
# ANYONE BUT YOU # # I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO MYSELF # # OOH # # ALL TO MYSELF # # OOH # # ALL TO MYSELF.
# AY-YI-YI AISHA.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? COME WITH ME TO THE CASBAH.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, BUT WE'LL FIND IT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON.
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD CONTACT THE OTHERS.
NO.
AISHA.
AISHA! DO I LOOK LIKE AISHA? NO.
AISHA!