Power Rangers s03e21 Episode Script

Follow That Cab!

# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
# HERE'S THE MILK YOU ORDERED, KIMBERLY.
OH, THANK YOU, ERNIE.
NO PROBLEM.
PC'S MY FAVORITE FURRY CUSTOMER.
( chuckles ) THANKS.
( screams ) GLAD I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON YOU.
THIS IS AMAZING-- ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
WHAT? GET TO THE PUNCH LINE.
"WORLD FAMOUS COACH GUNTHAR SCHMIDT ARRIVES IN ANGEL GROVE TODAY," THAT'S WHAT.
HEY, IT SAYS THAT HE'S DOING SOME SCOUTING FOR HIS PAN-GLOBAL GYMNASTICS TEAM.
THINKING OF TRYING OUT? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT IT'S BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL TO MEET HIM.
I RULE OVER A DOMINION OF LOSERS.
NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT THE POWER RANGERS.
I'M DISGUSTED WITH ALL OF YOU! Goldar: ME TOO! HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU, GOLDBAR! I GUESS IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
THE WAY I SEE IT, ED WE NEED A FOOL-PROOF PLAN TO DEFEAT THE RANGERS.
OH, IS THAT THE WAY YOU SEE IT?! AND THE NAME'S ZEDD, NITWIT! THE WAY TO STOP THE POWER RANGERS IS TO TURN ONE OF THEM INTO A MONSTER AND USE HIM TO DESTROY THE OTHERS.
YOU BLITHERING BUMBLE HEAD! THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA! HOLD ON, MY LITTLE CHOWDER HEAD.
WE MAY HAVE STUMBLED ON TO A PLAN THAT MIGHT WORK.
I CAN SMELL THE RANGERS' DEMISE.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BOSS, ED-- SMARTS.
YOU SHOULD TRY OUT.
ALL I WANT IS TO MEET GUNTHAR SCHMIDT.
HE IS LEGENDARY IN THE WORLD OF GYMNASTICS.
SO, WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD JUST GET IN MY CAR AND GO MEET THE MAN.
I'M GOING TO FIX MY HAIR.
ERNIE, CAN YOU WATCH PC FOR A WHILE? YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
THANK YOU.
BYE, KITTY-KITTY.
WISH ME LUCK, BABY.
HEY, YOU WON'T NEED IT.
( giggling ) ( meowing ) HEY, ERNIE, HAVE YOU SEEN PC? AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HE'S PROBABLY IN THE KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A HANDOUT.
HA! WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? HUH? KIMBERLY IS ABOUT TO GO DOWNTOWN TO MEET A FAMOUS GYMNASTICS COACH.
ONCE SHE'S IN THE CAR ZEDD AND I CAN TRANSFORM IT INTO A MONSTER.
BY TRAPPING THE PRISSY-MISSY INSIDE, THE POWER RANGERS WON'T HAVE THE HEART TO DESTROY THIS MONSTER! ( laughing ) ALL RIGHT, MEN THERE'S BEEN A RASH OF CAR THEFTS IN THIS AREA RECENTLY.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AND APPREHEND ANY ANY SUSPICIOUS SUSPECTS.
YES, SIR! YOU CAN COUNT ON US, SIR! PLEASE, DON'T SAY THAT.
REPORT BACK AT 1600 HOURS.
WHAT TIME IS THAT, SIR? NEVER MIND THAT.
DUTY CALLS.
WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR EYES PEELED FOR SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS.
Skull: IF WE FIND ANY MAYBE LIEUTENANT STONE MIGHT GIVE US A PROMOTION.
Bulk: WELL, NO SIGN OF TROUBLE AROUND HERE.
THE CITIZENS OF ANGEL GROVE CAN REST EASY KNOWING WE'RE ON THE BEAT.
( clears throat ) EXCUSE ME, SIR.
YOU FORGOT THIS.
OH.
AND THIS.
RIGHT.
THANKS.
ANGEL GROVE JUNIOR POLICE PATROL AT YOUR SERVICE! AND DOING A FINE JOB, AT THAT.
( chuckling ) BYE, NOW.
HEY, YOU KIDS, WATCH OUT! COME ON, YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
BYE-BYE.
MY CAR.
MY CAR JUST GOT STOLEN! WHERE? THERE-- HE DROVE THAT WAY.
COME ON! COME ON, LET'S GET HIM.
I NEED A CAR.
( tires screeching ) JUNIOR POLICE EMERGENCY.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COMMANDEER THIS VEHICLE.
ON WHAT GROUNDS? Skull: WE NEED IT.
HEY! YOU JUST DON'T COME JUMPING OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAB! THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.
THAT CREEP IS GETTING AWAY WITH MY CAR! NOW, MOVE! LET'S HIT IT! Cabby: YOU GUYS ARE JUMPED INTO MY HEY! HEY! THOSE TWO BUFFOONS WILL RUIN THINGS.
I MUST GET RID OF THEM.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THESE EARTH CREATURES! RITA, BULK AND SKULL ARE IN THE CAB WITH KIMBERLY.
AHH! NO PROBLEM, ZEDD-MEISTER! I'M ON MY WAY BACK SO WE CAN JOIN FORCES.
WE'LL JUST TRANSFORM THE CAB AND SEND THAT LITTLE PINKIE ON THE RIDE OF HER LIFE! WE'LL JUST DESTROY THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
YOU'RE SUCH AN EVIL GIRL.
( laughs ) ( echoing ): EVIL GIRL EVIL GIRL EVIL GIRL CLASS, I'M SO HAPPY TO PRESENT THE GOOD SAMARITAN AWARD OF THE MONTH TO KATHERINE HILLARD FOR ALL OF HER HELP WITH THE NEEDY FAMILIES OF OUR COMMUNITY.
WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU, KATHERINE.
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL.
( echoing ): GOOD GIRL GOOD GIRL GOOD GIRL Rita: EVIL GIRL EVIL GIRL! I'M NOT EVIL-- I'M GOOD! NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, MISS KITTY-CAT! ( groaning ) YOU'RE EVIL AS LONG AS I SAY YOU ARE! EVIL.
YES.
I AM EVIL.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! MEOW! ( laughing ) PC? HERE, KITTY KITTY KITTY HERE, KITTY.
( whistling ) KIMBERLY AND AISHA ARE GOING TO KILL ME.
DON'T WORRY, ERNIE.
WE'LL FIND HER.
CATS HAVE INDEPENDENT NATURES.
SHE'LL FIND HER WAY BACK.
I BETTER CALL AISHA AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
( meowing ) Rocky: THERE YOU ARE, PC.
HEY HERE YOU GO, ERNIE.
WHAT A RELIEF.
HEY, YOU, HOW ABOUT A SARDINE SHAKE? ( chuckling ) HE WENT LEFT, I TELL YOU! LE-EFT! WHO IS DRIVING THE CAB, YOU OR ME?! YOU GUYS, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S DRIVING! THE GUY'S GETTING AWAY WITH MY CAR! CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU LOST HIM? ( sighing ) KIMBERLY, DON'T MAKE ME PULL OVER.
( gasping ) ( tires screeching ) I HAVE COMPLETED THE VEHICULAR TRANSFORMER APPARATUS.
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? AH! GIVE ME THAT! WONDERFUL.
WONDERFUL.
READY FOR A LITTLE FUN, MY DEAR? MAGNIFICENT! AH, BRING IT HERE! BRING IT HERE! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! OKAY, YOU PATHETIC PINK PAIN! ( laughing ) AH, THAT OUGHT TO STRIP YOUR GEARS! Skull: DON'T WORRY, KIMBERLY.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND HIM.
Kimberly: WATCH OUT, GUYS! Bulk: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Bulk: SOMETHING'S GOING ON! ( all crying out ) WHAT'S HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOW! AHH, MOMMY! HOW YOU DOING?! CRABBY CABBY AT YOUR SERVICE! I DON'T BRAKE FOR NO ONE NO HOW, NO WAY! I WILL, HOWEVER, GIVE YOU THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! YOUR LAST RIDE! YOU BETTER FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS.
SEAT BELTS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
DON'T DO IT, SKULL.
DON'T DO IT.
DOOOO.
MY STUCK-UP COUSIN, THE LIMO, AIN'T NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN.
MY SENSORS DETECT SOMETHING'S WRONG IN ANGEL GROVE.
YES, ZORDON.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN LOCATE IT.
HURRY, ALPHA.
AY-YI-YI! ZEDD AND RITA HAVE CREATED A CRABBY CABBY.
HE'S CHARGING DOUBLE THE GOING FARE.
ALPHA, ACTIVATE THE X-RAY SCANNER.
I FEAR THERE ARE HUMANS INSIDE.
I HOPE YOU ARE WRONG, BUT YOU NEVER ARE.
IT'S JUST AS I FEARED, ALPHA.
AY-YI-YI, ZORDON.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? CONTACT THE OTHER RANGERS AT ONCE.
I HOPE THEY'RE NOT OFF SCUBA DIVING.
( beeping ) ALPHA, WE READ YOU.
Rangers, teleport to the Command Center at once.
This is an emergency.
KIMBERLY AND AISHA AREN'T WITH US.
The emergency is Kimberly.
I'll contact Aisha.
Just hurry.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
AH.
THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLISS.
DESTROYING THE RANGERS AND MAKING LITTLE KIMMIE-POO CARSICK TO BOOT.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, MY LITTLE CRANKCASE TODAY WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER DULL DAY.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
HOW CAN WE DESTROY THIS MONSTER WHEN WE CAN'T RISK DESTROYING WHAT'S INSIDE? THAT IS THE PROBLEM WE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON.
CAN YOU COME UP WITH A SOLUTION USING THE MOLECULAR SCRAMBLER? BUT THERE'S A DANGER.
WITH THREE PEOPLE, THE MOLECULES ARE HARD TO CONTROL.
WE COULD WIND UP WITH KIMBERLY OR KIMBER-BULK.
IN THE MEANTIME WE GOT TO SLOW THIS LUNATIC CABBY DOWN.
TO STOP THIS CRABBY CABBY YOU WILL HAVE TO SURROUND HIM.
TO DO THIS, YOU WILL NEED FASTER, NEW VEHICLES.
NEW VEHICLES? YES, RANGERS.
I THINK YOU'LL BE VERY PLEASED WITH THESE.
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
ALPHA, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
WOW.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.
THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.
THESE ARE YOUR NEW SHARK CYCLES.
THEY WERE CREATED OUT OF THE FOSSILIZED FIN OF A GREAT PREHISTORIC SHARK.
LIKE THE SHARK, THEY ARE SWIFT AND POWERFUL.
THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT SHARK RESIDES IN THEM.
YOU MUST ALWAYS BE ALERT AND CAREFUL WHEN RIDING THEM.
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I'VE ALSO EQUIPPED THEM WITH SEVERAL BATTLE FEATURES.
COME ON, WE GOT A CAB TO CATCH.
YEAH.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S FIND THAT HALF-BAKED HACK.
SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD WITH THESE BIKES.
MY SHARK CAN SMELL ITS PREY.
THAT CAB BETTER HAVE INSURANCE.
LET'S SEE WHAT THESE CAN DO.
YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
YEE-HA! ( screaming woozily ) # RIDE # # THE MACHINE # BEEP, BEEP! STOP, COME BACK.
GET BACK HERE! HEY! I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN, I MAY POP MY PISTONS.
VROOM! PULL OVER! WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? GUYS, LET'S SPREAD OUT.
YOU GOT IT, TOMMY.
HERE I GO.
I'LL COVER THIS SIDE.
ADAM, GET IN FRONT OF HIM.
SLOW HIM DOWN.
YOU GOT IT.
HE'S PULLING AWAY FROM US.
OKAY, GUYS, IT'S TIME TO GO FULL THROTTLE.
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THIS CAB.
HEY, RANGERS, QUIT TAILGATING.
JUST STAY WITH HIM, GUYS.
HEY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SMOG TO CLOUD YOUR VISION? ( coughing ) OH, MAN, TALK ABOUT SPEWING POLLUTION.
OH, KIND OF CHOKES YOU UP DON'T IT? ( laughing ) SURROUND HIM.
HE'S GOT PEOPLE INSIDE.
OH, BOY.
( screaming ) HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT? I DON'T KNOW, BILLY.
WE GOT TO WAIT UNTIL ALPHA SAYS IT'S OKAY.
AW, EAT MY DUST, YOU POWER PUTT-PUTTS.
HEE-HEE-HEE.
YES! THAT TEEN-INFESTED TAXI IS LURING THEM RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP.
TIME TO MAKE OUR MONSTER GROW.
THEN WE CAN SQUASH THOSE RANGER RUNTS LIKE FLIES.
YES, YES, YES! MAKE OUR MONSTER GROW! ( growling ) OH, MAN, NOW THERE'S A GAS GUZZLER.
GUESS WE'RE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
GUYS, WE GOT TO STALL FOR TIME.
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME BIG-TIME HELP.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
I JUST WISH WE COULD TAKE HIM DOWN.
LET'S POWER UP.
YEAH.
OKAY, GUYS.
LET'S DO IT.
WE NEED SHOGUNZORD POWER NOW! RED SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! BLUE SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! BLACK SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! YELLOW SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! WHITE SHOGUNZORD POWER UP! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # ( laughing ) YO, BUDDY! # POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # COMING THROUGH.
IT'S TIME TO KNOCK THE CLOCK OUT OF YOUR METER.
ALPHA, WE CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
I'M AIMING THE MOLECULAR SCRAMBLER AS WE SPEAK.
IT WILL SEPARATE THE HUMAN MOLECULES FROM THE INSIDE OF THE MONSTER AND DRAW THEM OUT.
I JUST HOPE IT DRAWS THEM OUT CORRECTLY.
WOW! ( yelling ) MOMMY! HEY! OH! Cabby: DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'RE THE ROCKETTES.
YES.
THE POWER RANGERS.
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S TAKE COVER.
COME ON, COME ON.
THIS DANCING IS WEARING ME OUT.
I'M GETTING EXHAUSTED.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU'RE GETTING EXHAUSTED.
ENOUGH.
SHOGUN MEGAZORD POWER NOW! HEY, WATCH IT! WHOA! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # ALL RIGHT, WE DID IT.
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
ANOTHER VICTORY.
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
"TURN ONE OF THE RANGERS INTO A MONSTER.
LURE THE OTHERS INTO A TRAP WITH IT.
" I'LL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU AGAIN, RITA.
YOUR PLANS FOR DESTROYING THE RANGERS ARE WORTHLESS! AH, PUT A SOCK IN IT, ZEDDY! THEY MAY HAVE OUTWITTED ME THIS TIME BUT NEXT TIME, THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.
Both: HUT.
HUT.
HEY, SKULL, YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? THAT GUY'S GOT A CAR LIKE KIMBERLY'S.
NO, PINHEAD, THAT IS KIMBERLY'S CAR.
NO WAY.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF GAS, EH, BUDDY? NO, WAIT.
I WAS JUST TRYING SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE, MR.
CAR THIEF.
SKULL, RADIO LIEUTENANT STONE.
TELL HIM ANGEL GROVE'S FINEST NEEDS SOME BACKUP.
LIEUTENANT STONE, THIS IS ANGEL GROVE'S FINEST.
Who is it? SKULLOVITCH.
Who? SKULL-O-VITCH.
WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
YEAH, THE CAR CAN BE REPLACED.
YOU CAN'T.
I GUESS YOU MISSED YOUR MEETING WITH COACH SCHMIDT.
YEAH, BUT I THINK I CAN MEET HIM DURING THE TRYOUTS.
WHERE'S AISHA? SHE HAD TO GET BACK TO THE SHELTER.
BUT SHE DID SAY THAT AFTER EVERYTHING YOU WENT THROUGH DINNER'S ON HER.
( horn beeping "Shave and a Haircut" ) OH, MY GOSH.
BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU GUYS, I OWE YOU ONE.
HEY, WE'RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS HERE.
OH, HEY, PC KITTY-KITTY.
DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE A CAT? LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE SIMPLE.
YEAH, GET TO EAT AND SLEEP ALL DAY AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING WEIRD HAPPENING TO YOU.
( tires screeching )