Regular Show (2010) s01e11 Episode Script

Augh, this sucks.
What's that supposed to mean? It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick.
Why did you pick the snack bar? This is like the worst job at the park, dude! I think it's the funnest job at the park.
You don't really think that.
You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.
Why would I admit something that I'm not? Dude, seriously, this is more boring that watching you trying to read a children's book.
Is it more boring than your face? I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd? - You're a turd! - No, you're a turd! You're the turd! Mordecai, Rigby, stop.
We can all be turds! Oh, hey Pops.
So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks? - It's awesome.
- This place is lame.
But Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free? What? When I work here, all the snacks are free! I guess this means I was right about the snack bar.
I need to eat something healthy.
Like a salad or something.
What?! Are you kidding? Dude, all these snacks are free, dude.
Trust me.
If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time.
If we eat more, we'll feel better? Dude, quit being a loser.
Loser?! I don't know if I want to listen to the guy who was wrong about the snack bar being cool.
No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy who's right all the time.
ME.
Sick! I feel so much better.
So do I.
No! Dude, I'm telling you.
If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you.
Stop talking! Whatever.
I'm just trying to help.
I'll show him.
Why isn't more food working?! One more should do it What are you doing?! Aww, let me back in! Wait! Come back! Whatever! I'm just gonna chill inside this bucket! Mordecai! Mordecai! Aww, SICK! What the heck is that?! Who's the loser now, Mordecai? Wait Rigby?! Dude, in your face! I was right! My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore.
That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore! Dude, this is bad.
Yeah, bad like good! Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole! You'd better hope Skips knows how to fix this.
What happened to his body? Dude, I don't know, it's like ditched him or something from eating too much junk food.
Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal, if he doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life.
It's cool, I don't mind.
What?! No! Dude, quit being a loser.
Since when does being right make you a-- Skips, what do we have to do? I can't let him stay like this.
That's a bit tougher.
Once the body departs, you only have till sunset to get it back.
You know where it is? No.
Then we'll have to find it.
Let's go.
We'll be right back, Rigby.
Just stay here.
What? Where ya goin'? At least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole.
Guys? Guys? I guess it is kinda hard to move around without my body.
What's it doing? Eating a salad.
Rush him on the count of three.
Okay.
One.
two.
Hey, guys! What's up? No! We told you to stay put! Ugh! Rigby, you scared it away! Oh, don't worry about that! Remember how I said I don't need it? Well, I was right again! Dude, check it! It's a trash can and a roller skates! I can't believe you! Please, just stay put! All this being right is making me hungry.
This.
Sucks! Wait, what is that? Gimme some snacks! What are you?! Looks like a bucket of diarrhea.
It's me, Rigby! Oh, man! That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice! No, I didn't steal anything.
You're not stealing these voices.
C'mon Five, let's bam! Come back! No way, bro! It's me, Rigby! Aw, man.
He's close.
I'll take care of the body.
You go find Rigby.
We don't have much time.
Rigby! Rigby! Where is he? Have you guys seen Rigby? No.
Have you seen a magic garbage can? We need to beat the living- Magic garbage can? That was Rigby! Which way did he go? Rigby! - Help! - No-one can hear you.
- Who's there? - Don't worry.
just another bodiless consciousness.
Hey, did you work out way too hard, too? N no.
I ate too much junk food.
Yep, that'll do it.
Me? I was a bodybuilder.
I could have gone pro.
My friend kept telling me, "If you keep pumpin' iron like that, your body's gonna quit on you!" I told him he was full of it! But I didn't get my body back in time and now look at me: stuck with a basketball for a body.
Yeah, well, my body's still good.
Wait, your body's still good? Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy? - I - You must not want it.
You mind if I take it? - No! - Don't worry, I'll find it.
So long, sucka! No!!! Mordecai! You were right and I was wrong! I'm sorry for being such a loser.
Please help me get my body back! Don't wory, dude.
I think we can get it back in time.
And even if we mess up, you've always got this.
But seriously, dude, I want my old body back.
Skips, I found Rigby.
I found the body, but you'd better hurry.
We got a problem.
Body, you're worthless! I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk! Hey! What are you doin' with my body?! Oh, it's you! Whaddaya think? Pretty cool, huh? No, not pretty cool.
You dress me like a loser! Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets? No wonder your body left you.
Oh well.
Now it's not you anymore it's me! Gimme back my body! Finders keepers.
Skips! We tried it the nice way.
Now we do it the Skips way.
So long, suckers! He's too fast.
Are you having a game of tag, turds? I really wish you wouldn't teach him those words.
Pops, slide over.
I'll take it from here! Rigby! No! It's too steep.
We'll have to go around.
Give me my body back! No! Get off me! Get outta my body! you get outta the body, you worm! Aw, man, my mouth was open! Dude, we did it! I got my body back! Are you sure you still want it? I'll never treat you like that again.
Quick! Before the sun sets! Glorious.
Dude.
How do you feel? Well Mordecai, I guess you were right about the snack bar being lame.
Especially now that we're not into eating all the free snacks.
Oh, about that.
Those snacks weren't free.
- What? - Turns out only Pops gets snacks for free.
- Pops? - Yeah.
And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months just to pay for it all.
Turds!