Regular Show (2010) s03e23 Episode Script
Trash Boat
Fame, fortune, ultimate power.
Today on behind the bands, we give you an inside look at one of the greatest bands the world has ever known.
They are Barracuda Deathwish.
Awesome! I'm here with musical masterminds, Crash, Hawk Daniels, and the brains behind the band, The Urge.
You guys are at the top of your game right now.
What's the secret to your success? Two words name change.
I love me mum and all, but the name she gave me orginally--not so awesome.
So I changed my name to The Urge.
Just rolls off the tongue better.
Fascinating.
How did you come up with it? I simply took two words of random and put them together.
I picked The and Urge.
The Urge.
Once I did that I became the coolest person in the world! Aw cool, I wanna change my name to 2 completely random words, but what words should I pick? Mordecai, Mordecai! What would you say if I changed my name to Trash Boat! I'd say you're a total loser.
You wouldn't say it was cool? Not if you're changin your name to Trash Boat wait, you're not actually considering changing your name to Trash Boat, are you? What? No, I was just jokin'.
Then what are you hiding behind your back? Nothing.
No! Certificate of Name Change?! - You actually did it?! - Gimme that! Oh man, wait until everyone hears about this.
Hey, everybody, - Rigby legally changed his name to Trash Boat! - No, wait! I gotta change my name back to Rigby.
How can I help you? I'd like to change my name back.
That'll be 50 dollars.
But I don't have 50 dollars.
It's 50 dollars to change your name, otherwise you're stuck with it forever.
Forever? Is there anything else I can help you with, Trash Boat? Next! Uh,I'd like to change my name back to Chad.
That'll be 50 dollars, Mr.
Buttcheeks.
Hey, dudes, Trash Boat is back! - Oh, Trash Boat! - Traash Boooat! Hey, Trash Boat! Did you have to tell everyone? Yes, it's that funny.
Trash Boat! When Mordecai told us, we thought it was only right to welcome you back as a new man-- a new man called Trash Boat.
Here.
Yeah, thanks.
Look, is there any extra work around that I can do? Whoa-ho! Extra work? You really are a new man, Trash Boat.
Seriously, I need fifty bucks so I can change my name back.
Well, I'm sorry to say that trash ship has sailed.
Muscle Man and Hi-Fives have already taken care of all the extra work.
Yeah, loser.
Don't come begging us for money.
Fives and I already spent it all on sweet temporary tattoos.
Check it out! But aren't those things really cheap? Not when you get 'em all over.
Oh, Trash Boat.
I can help! Don't worry about it, Pops.
Hey, don't sweat it.
Things were hard for me too when I first changed my name.
But after a couple of years, no one cared but then again, I didn't change my name to Trash Boat.
Please, Benson! I just need 50 bucks to change my name back! There is one thing you can do.
Hey, what's your problem, dude?! No littering! Use a trash can! Well, why use a trash can when I got a trash boat to pick it up? This name sucks! Hey Trash Boat, pick that up! Name tags are mandatory on worktime! What?! But that's only for new employees! Exactly.
New Name, New Man! Now put it back on or you're fired! Never gets old.
Mordecai, I can't take this anymore.
I want to change my name back.
Could you please just be a pal and lend me fifty bucks? Fifty bucks? I don't know.
What do you think, Muscle Man? I don't think you should do it.
I like Trash Boat way better than Rigby anyways.
It's way easier to make fun of.
Isn't that right, Trash Boat? Please Mordecai, I just need fifty bucks.
I don't know, dude.
I usually lend money to people I know like my buddy Rigby.
But I've only known Trash Boat for a day.
So I'm not sure.
Fine! I'll get the fifty dollars myself! I'm never gonna get the fifty dollars.
I don't wanna be Trash Boat anymore.
Trash Boat.
We meet at last.
Who are you? I'm The Urge What happened to you? You happened.
I was the most famous man in this time until you took it all away with your horrible name, Trash Boat.
You've robbed me of everything.
I've even tried changing my name to Urge Boat but I didn't do nothing.
My life was ruined.
That's when I realized I had to take matters into my own hands.
So I've come back in time to keep you from changing your name to Trash Boat.
By killing you! Now Trash Boat! No problem! Wait! I'm gonna change my name! Talk is cheap, Trash Boat Wait 'til Trash Boat sees this! - What the? - Get inside, quick! What the heck is going on? I think he's gone Trash Boat! I know you're in there! Just come out of there and give yourself up! Dude, what is this guys deal?? He wants to kill me because I've become more famous than him in the future.
All because of my name, Trash Boat! I need to change my name back to Rigby! Please help me Mordecai But that's the money you've been saving for when you asked Margaret out! Don't worry about it.
We gotta hurry though.
The court house is gonna close soon.
Let's take the back way out, come on! You can't hide forever Trash Boat! Tooot tooot! What's your hurry Trash Boat? There you are! We'll cut through the woods and lose him there.
Hang on! Yeah! We lost him! Hold on, I know a shortcut to the court house! - There it is! - We're almost there, dude! I got the door! Just change your name back! I wanna change my name back! Hurry up, dude! I'm trying! I'm trying! Mordecai? Mordecai! Your name change is complete, Rigby Wait.
What did you say your name was? Rigby! It's Rigby! The Urge is back! BABY! - Hey, are you The Urge? - Yeah.
You robbed me of my fame in the future, so I've come here to the past to stop you! Nice! Are you Duncan Flex? What's it to you? Oi, which one of you is Velvet Overkill? He is.
Finally my fame is secure! Anyone here named Crocodile Deathspeed? - Thanks, dude.
- Yeah.
Don't ever change your name again.
Today on behind the bands, we give you an inside look at one of the greatest bands the world has ever known.
They are Barracuda Deathwish.
Awesome! I'm here with musical masterminds, Crash, Hawk Daniels, and the brains behind the band, The Urge.
You guys are at the top of your game right now.
What's the secret to your success? Two words name change.
I love me mum and all, but the name she gave me orginally--not so awesome.
So I changed my name to The Urge.
Just rolls off the tongue better.
Fascinating.
How did you come up with it? I simply took two words of random and put them together.
I picked The and Urge.
The Urge.
Once I did that I became the coolest person in the world! Aw cool, I wanna change my name to 2 completely random words, but what words should I pick? Mordecai, Mordecai! What would you say if I changed my name to Trash Boat! I'd say you're a total loser.
You wouldn't say it was cool? Not if you're changin your name to Trash Boat wait, you're not actually considering changing your name to Trash Boat, are you? What? No, I was just jokin'.
Then what are you hiding behind your back? Nothing.
No! Certificate of Name Change?! - You actually did it?! - Gimme that! Oh man, wait until everyone hears about this.
Hey, everybody, - Rigby legally changed his name to Trash Boat! - No, wait! I gotta change my name back to Rigby.
How can I help you? I'd like to change my name back.
That'll be 50 dollars.
But I don't have 50 dollars.
It's 50 dollars to change your name, otherwise you're stuck with it forever.
Forever? Is there anything else I can help you with, Trash Boat? Next! Uh,I'd like to change my name back to Chad.
That'll be 50 dollars, Mr.
Buttcheeks.
Hey, dudes, Trash Boat is back! - Oh, Trash Boat! - Traash Boooat! Hey, Trash Boat! Did you have to tell everyone? Yes, it's that funny.
Trash Boat! When Mordecai told us, we thought it was only right to welcome you back as a new man-- a new man called Trash Boat.
Here.
Yeah, thanks.
Look, is there any extra work around that I can do? Whoa-ho! Extra work? You really are a new man, Trash Boat.
Seriously, I need fifty bucks so I can change my name back.
Well, I'm sorry to say that trash ship has sailed.
Muscle Man and Hi-Fives have already taken care of all the extra work.
Yeah, loser.
Don't come begging us for money.
Fives and I already spent it all on sweet temporary tattoos.
Check it out! But aren't those things really cheap? Not when you get 'em all over.
Oh, Trash Boat.
I can help! Don't worry about it, Pops.
Hey, don't sweat it.
Things were hard for me too when I first changed my name.
But after a couple of years, no one cared but then again, I didn't change my name to Trash Boat.
Please, Benson! I just need 50 bucks to change my name back! There is one thing you can do.
Hey, what's your problem, dude?! No littering! Use a trash can! Well, why use a trash can when I got a trash boat to pick it up? This name sucks! Hey Trash Boat, pick that up! Name tags are mandatory on worktime! What?! But that's only for new employees! Exactly.
New Name, New Man! Now put it back on or you're fired! Never gets old.
Mordecai, I can't take this anymore.
I want to change my name back.
Could you please just be a pal and lend me fifty bucks? Fifty bucks? I don't know.
What do you think, Muscle Man? I don't think you should do it.
I like Trash Boat way better than Rigby anyways.
It's way easier to make fun of.
Isn't that right, Trash Boat? Please Mordecai, I just need fifty bucks.
I don't know, dude.
I usually lend money to people I know like my buddy Rigby.
But I've only known Trash Boat for a day.
So I'm not sure.
Fine! I'll get the fifty dollars myself! I'm never gonna get the fifty dollars.
I don't wanna be Trash Boat anymore.
Trash Boat.
We meet at last.
Who are you? I'm The Urge What happened to you? You happened.
I was the most famous man in this time until you took it all away with your horrible name, Trash Boat.
You've robbed me of everything.
I've even tried changing my name to Urge Boat but I didn't do nothing.
My life was ruined.
That's when I realized I had to take matters into my own hands.
So I've come back in time to keep you from changing your name to Trash Boat.
By killing you! Now Trash Boat! No problem! Wait! I'm gonna change my name! Talk is cheap, Trash Boat Wait 'til Trash Boat sees this! - What the? - Get inside, quick! What the heck is going on? I think he's gone Trash Boat! I know you're in there! Just come out of there and give yourself up! Dude, what is this guys deal?? He wants to kill me because I've become more famous than him in the future.
All because of my name, Trash Boat! I need to change my name back to Rigby! Please help me Mordecai But that's the money you've been saving for when you asked Margaret out! Don't worry about it.
We gotta hurry though.
The court house is gonna close soon.
Let's take the back way out, come on! You can't hide forever Trash Boat! Tooot tooot! What's your hurry Trash Boat? There you are! We'll cut through the woods and lose him there.
Hang on! Yeah! We lost him! Hold on, I know a shortcut to the court house! - There it is! - We're almost there, dude! I got the door! Just change your name back! I wanna change my name back! Hurry up, dude! I'm trying! I'm trying! Mordecai? Mordecai! Your name change is complete, Rigby Wait.
What did you say your name was? Rigby! It's Rigby! The Urge is back! BABY! - Hey, are you The Urge? - Yeah.
You robbed me of my fame in the future, so I've come here to the past to stop you! Nice! Are you Duncan Flex? What's it to you? Oi, which one of you is Velvet Overkill? He is.
Finally my fame is secure! Anyone here named Crocodile Deathspeed? - Thanks, dude.
- Yeah.
Don't ever change your name again.