Regular Show (2010) s04e13 Episode Script
Firework Run
Muscle Man, there is no way you're gonna pull this off.
I swear, I've done it, before.
Watch me! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!! We were just WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT UP ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?! Just hang on now, Benson.
I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.
Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!! YOU JUST RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY! I know, I know.
Just hear me out.
I know a guy who's got the hook up a cheap fireworks.
I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE! Benson, trust me.
This guy's stuff is quality.
I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.
Alright, fine.
But if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE FIRED! Dude, you better to be able to get those fireworks.
Don't worry, we'll get 'em.
Dude! No way, is this where they make South of the Line chile rellenos? Oh yeah! I've heard about those.
These are the really spicy ones right? Yeah, my boy Hector runs this place.
So they sell fireworks here? Yeah, but it's just a little business he's got goin' on inside.
So keep in under DL.
Alright, just stay put and don't go anywhere! I'll be right back.
Are you lookin' for somethin' friend? I'm here to see Hector.
Oh man.
Let go of me! Dude, what's goin' on! Just keep your mouth shut! Hey, Hector.
Muscle Man! It's good to see you Why don't you never come to visit me, huh? I Who are your friends? Oh it's just a couple of friends from The Park.
Well welcome, friends from The Park.
- Hey, dude.
- Nice to meet you.
So, tell me.
What do I owe dis pleasure? Ah, let me guess! You're here for some of the world's spiciest chile rellenos! Thanks Hector.
But, we were actually wondering if we could get some fireworks.
Some what? Just some fireworks.
I don't think I heard him correctly, did you hear what he just said? He said fireworks.
Fireworks.
YOU COME HERE ASKIN' FOR FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!! Look, we screwed up, and blew all of our fireworks by accident.
So, you think you can come to your uncle Hector, and bare you out huh! I understand.
People make mistakes, and I'm a reasonable man.
Does this please you? - Yeah! - That's perfect.
Thank you Hector.
Then hand it over.
Where is the rest? What do you mean? It's all there.
But these are last minute fireworks, it's gonna cost you double! But that is all we have! It's one box minimum.
You can't afford it, then get out of my place of business! How 'bout you just give us that one big one over there.
You want to buy El Diablo? Let me tell you a little story about El Diablo.
It has been prophesized that if it is ever lit, it will kill me.
So no, it is not for sale! C'mon Hector, please! You gotta hook us up with the fireworks! We'll do anything! Get off of me you filthy dog! Alright! You want the fireworks so bad! Here! If you deliver this package with no questions asked? I will give you that box of fireworks! Oh Thank You Hector! Thank You! Alright! Let's do this.
Can I help you? We're here to deliver a package for Armando.
What's the matter with you?! I got a club in here! You guys have any money?! What?! - Armando.
- Yeah! Package delivery from Hector.
Then come on in! Just wait here for a minute.
I got something for you to deliver to Hector.
We kinda have to get going.
Yeah have a seat! Yeah have a seat.
Keep going ladies why are you so lazy?! Nice doggy! Forget this I'm going to find this dude.
- Rigby wait! - Dude! No! Don't! You're putting gunpowder in the South of the Line chile rellenos! I told you to wait! Dude! What's goin' on?! Tisk, Tisk, Tisk! Looks like somebody stopped their nauces somewhere they don't belong! Hector, we can explain! No! Let me explain something to you amigo.
The FDA allows zero percent gunpowder in each chile relleno.
Do you know how much gunpowder is in each South of the Line chile relleno? We're not gonna tell the FDA Hector! I know you're not gonna tell the FDA, 'cuz we're gonna blow you into a million little Muscle Man pieces! Hector! You don't have to do this! Oh don't worry! It's no trouble really! Happy Fourth of July! Muscle Man, how do you even know this guy! Yeah, you got us into this Muscle Man! What are we gonna do?! I got an idea, follow my lead! Stand! Now turn around! Lets stop them! C'mon! C'mon! Lets go.
Give me the keys! Lets go! Lets go! Get them! We're not going to make it.
Hey! Whats going on? Why arent they starting yet? Yeah! It's sundown.
I'm going to ask you to please remain patient.
The fireworks show will commence shortly.
I know we couldn't trust them! Where have you guys been? I told you to come before the show.
Sorry it took so long.
We're good to go! Round em and stack em! Wait, wheres the rest of the fireworks? This is all we could get.
You guys only got one firework? Thats not just any firework This wasnt the deal! You guys were supposed to replace the ones that you set off this morning.
Thats it! Ill call it off.
You guys are all fired! Oh, come on Benson! Hand it over WHO ARE YOU? I'm the guy whose business your employees just destroyed and I'm also the guy that's gonna blow you all sky-high with this, starting with you HEPE.
Men! What are we going to do? I think I got an idea.
Hey Hector! Your chili rellenos are the least spiciest chili rellenos in the world.
WHAT! Yeah! They're not even world-renowned Noone's even heard about them, Hector! And all the people who have heard about them don't even think they're spicy.
SOUTH OF THE LINE CHILI RELLENOS ARE THE SPICIEST, MOST WORLD-RENOWNED CHILI RELLENOS IN THE WORLD! NOW! NO, THE PROPHECY! She's even more beautiful than I could ever imagined.
Hector! No! Alright, you guys, somehow you managed to top last year's firework show.
So I guess I'm not gonna fire you.
In fact, I'm putting you four in charge of a very special job.
Oh, cool! What special job? Replacing the three football field or the grass you just burnt! Don't worry, I know a guy who's got the hook up on real cheap field.
I swear, I've done it, before.
Watch me! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!! We were just WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT UP ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?! Just hang on now, Benson.
I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.
Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!! YOU JUST RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY! I know, I know.
Just hear me out.
I know a guy who's got the hook up a cheap fireworks.
I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE! Benson, trust me.
This guy's stuff is quality.
I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.
Alright, fine.
But if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE FIRED! Dude, you better to be able to get those fireworks.
Don't worry, we'll get 'em.
Dude! No way, is this where they make South of the Line chile rellenos? Oh yeah! I've heard about those.
These are the really spicy ones right? Yeah, my boy Hector runs this place.
So they sell fireworks here? Yeah, but it's just a little business he's got goin' on inside.
So keep in under DL.
Alright, just stay put and don't go anywhere! I'll be right back.
Are you lookin' for somethin' friend? I'm here to see Hector.
Oh man.
Let go of me! Dude, what's goin' on! Just keep your mouth shut! Hey, Hector.
Muscle Man! It's good to see you Why don't you never come to visit me, huh? I Who are your friends? Oh it's just a couple of friends from The Park.
Well welcome, friends from The Park.
- Hey, dude.
- Nice to meet you.
So, tell me.
What do I owe dis pleasure? Ah, let me guess! You're here for some of the world's spiciest chile rellenos! Thanks Hector.
But, we were actually wondering if we could get some fireworks.
Some what? Just some fireworks.
I don't think I heard him correctly, did you hear what he just said? He said fireworks.
Fireworks.
YOU COME HERE ASKIN' FOR FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!! Look, we screwed up, and blew all of our fireworks by accident.
So, you think you can come to your uncle Hector, and bare you out huh! I understand.
People make mistakes, and I'm a reasonable man.
Does this please you? - Yeah! - That's perfect.
Thank you Hector.
Then hand it over.
Where is the rest? What do you mean? It's all there.
But these are last minute fireworks, it's gonna cost you double! But that is all we have! It's one box minimum.
You can't afford it, then get out of my place of business! How 'bout you just give us that one big one over there.
You want to buy El Diablo? Let me tell you a little story about El Diablo.
It has been prophesized that if it is ever lit, it will kill me.
So no, it is not for sale! C'mon Hector, please! You gotta hook us up with the fireworks! We'll do anything! Get off of me you filthy dog! Alright! You want the fireworks so bad! Here! If you deliver this package with no questions asked? I will give you that box of fireworks! Oh Thank You Hector! Thank You! Alright! Let's do this.
Can I help you? We're here to deliver a package for Armando.
What's the matter with you?! I got a club in here! You guys have any money?! What?! - Armando.
- Yeah! Package delivery from Hector.
Then come on in! Just wait here for a minute.
I got something for you to deliver to Hector.
We kinda have to get going.
Yeah have a seat! Yeah have a seat.
Keep going ladies why are you so lazy?! Nice doggy! Forget this I'm going to find this dude.
- Rigby wait! - Dude! No! Don't! You're putting gunpowder in the South of the Line chile rellenos! I told you to wait! Dude! What's goin' on?! Tisk, Tisk, Tisk! Looks like somebody stopped their nauces somewhere they don't belong! Hector, we can explain! No! Let me explain something to you amigo.
The FDA allows zero percent gunpowder in each chile relleno.
Do you know how much gunpowder is in each South of the Line chile relleno? We're not gonna tell the FDA Hector! I know you're not gonna tell the FDA, 'cuz we're gonna blow you into a million little Muscle Man pieces! Hector! You don't have to do this! Oh don't worry! It's no trouble really! Happy Fourth of July! Muscle Man, how do you even know this guy! Yeah, you got us into this Muscle Man! What are we gonna do?! I got an idea, follow my lead! Stand! Now turn around! Lets stop them! C'mon! C'mon! Lets go.
Give me the keys! Lets go! Lets go! Get them! We're not going to make it.
Hey! Whats going on? Why arent they starting yet? Yeah! It's sundown.
I'm going to ask you to please remain patient.
The fireworks show will commence shortly.
I know we couldn't trust them! Where have you guys been? I told you to come before the show.
Sorry it took so long.
We're good to go! Round em and stack em! Wait, wheres the rest of the fireworks? This is all we could get.
You guys only got one firework? Thats not just any firework This wasnt the deal! You guys were supposed to replace the ones that you set off this morning.
Thats it! Ill call it off.
You guys are all fired! Oh, come on Benson! Hand it over WHO ARE YOU? I'm the guy whose business your employees just destroyed and I'm also the guy that's gonna blow you all sky-high with this, starting with you HEPE.
Men! What are we going to do? I think I got an idea.
Hey Hector! Your chili rellenos are the least spiciest chili rellenos in the world.
WHAT! Yeah! They're not even world-renowned Noone's even heard about them, Hector! And all the people who have heard about them don't even think they're spicy.
SOUTH OF THE LINE CHILI RELLENOS ARE THE SPICIEST, MOST WORLD-RENOWNED CHILI RELLENOS IN THE WORLD! NOW! NO, THE PROPHECY! She's even more beautiful than I could ever imagined.
Hector! No! Alright, you guys, somehow you managed to top last year's firework show.
So I guess I'm not gonna fire you.
In fact, I'm putting you four in charge of a very special job.
Oh, cool! What special job? Replacing the three football field or the grass you just burnt! Don't worry, I know a guy who's got the hook up on real cheap field.