Regular Show (2010) s04e19 Episode Script
Caveman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's time for cave-party time, baby! Aw yeah! Let's get this camp fire going! Dude, it's gonna burn.
Dude seriously, it's gonna burn.
You're gonna burn it.
STOP IT! You're burning it right now here.
Aw man! Dude, I told you.
Dude, where do you see yourself in 10 years? Easy, I'm gonna be a stuntman.
Dude, that's so lame.
You're probably still be working at the park.
STOP TALKING! Hey, Mordecai, have we ever think we should bring another friend? You mean, like a third person? I guess we keep our inner circle pretty small.
But it's not like we're ever gonna find anybody cool enough for the park, so Yeah.
Good cave party dude.
Rigby wake up Rigby Rigby Rigby wake up! Dude just keep quiet! STAY BACK! Whoa dancing caveman! This guy is awesome! Dude you are awesome! Looks it time to go from Mordecai and Rigby to Mordecai, Rigby and Dancing Caveman.
Third friend! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Anybody who can shot that much cheese is cool in my book.
Who is that? He's a new friend.
Dancing Caveman.
Caveman? No, no, no way.
I'm not having a caveman at the park.
We are insured for it.
What?! That's not fair.
Yeah! We can't just get rid of him.
A caveman can not fit into this modern world.
See? But it was one of us now.
Really?What's his name? Get rid of him! But he will die out there alone.
Come on! Benson! Please! B-E-N-S-O-N? Fine.
You have a week to get him civilized.
Nice! Thanks, Benson.
But if he is not up to park's standards in a week.
I'm calling a pound! We are gonna need some help.
That is the most civilized caveman I have ever seen Please call me Greg Good luck with the benson test! My good man! Dude that is perfect Benson will totally let you stay Yeah! And probably offer you a job Alright! let's go! Wait Me know you worked hard to help But me not civilized Ha? You forgot something Love? Me's a meat that i can't be truly civilized into me find other half I don't know Is there anytime to find before meeting with Benson? Certainly Her name Dian She frozen with my people How many were you there? We were many Wow! How'd we find her? It will be easy She only cavewoman here Her beauty shine like star There she is My Dian Are you sure you wanna do this? Her forehead looks pretty big.
Dian! How i have missed you! Eh? My love thousands of years and today begins a new Mordecai and Rigby give us an hour to catch up What do you want to do? Oh! We can't do that! It's more civilized times now Well me may look strange now but it's a way of time We have to change.
You will have to change too It not so bad look at this pants Pretty weird ha? And that's television oh my Here have some tea, calm you down.
What you mean you don't know me anymore Dian? What am i? Greg where's Dian? We we going through some stuff now Benson's waiting Me not ready But youâll go to the pond if you don't There only two things that happen there And you don't want them you will do fine Okay Dian! Call them off! What do you mean? Tell me why you do this? We going through some stuff right now I need a new job Caveman too strong and too many.
You lose your jobs.
Park destroyed.
All my fault! Come on! Greg! We can do this.
We just need use out brains.
to think up something.
Wait! In my time.
My people value meat above all.
You have meat.
It's working! Dian.
Greg! Come on! let's go! Come on! Come on! What are you doing? Me sorry.
Dian.
What must be done.
I'm sorry.
Dian You alomst did But you were right It's wrong to give up self.
Greg! Dude! Unlock the door! Get out of there! Thanks for helping me But me not belong in modern world You could be happy here No no need TV No need pants Need Dian No Greg thanks for being our friend Benson? ! I saw everything I had Greg all wrong He gave up all for true love In a way he was more civilized than all of us Mordecai Rigby Clean up this mess Do it do it or you'll fired.
Greg was pretty cool Do you think we should find another new friend? Two is good enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's time for cave-party time, baby! Aw yeah! Let's get this camp fire going! Dude, it's gonna burn.
Dude seriously, it's gonna burn.
You're gonna burn it.
STOP IT! You're burning it right now here.
Aw man! Dude, I told you.
Dude, where do you see yourself in 10 years? Easy, I'm gonna be a stuntman.
Dude, that's so lame.
You're probably still be working at the park.
STOP TALKING! Hey, Mordecai, have we ever think we should bring another friend? You mean, like a third person? I guess we keep our inner circle pretty small.
But it's not like we're ever gonna find anybody cool enough for the park, so Yeah.
Good cave party dude.
Rigby wake up Rigby Rigby Rigby wake up! Dude just keep quiet! STAY BACK! Whoa dancing caveman! This guy is awesome! Dude you are awesome! Looks it time to go from Mordecai and Rigby to Mordecai, Rigby and Dancing Caveman.
Third friend! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Anybody who can shot that much cheese is cool in my book.
Who is that? He's a new friend.
Dancing Caveman.
Caveman? No, no, no way.
I'm not having a caveman at the park.
We are insured for it.
What?! That's not fair.
Yeah! We can't just get rid of him.
A caveman can not fit into this modern world.
See? But it was one of us now.
Really?What's his name? Get rid of him! But he will die out there alone.
Come on! Benson! Please! B-E-N-S-O-N? Fine.
You have a week to get him civilized.
Nice! Thanks, Benson.
But if he is not up to park's standards in a week.
I'm calling a pound! We are gonna need some help.
That is the most civilized caveman I have ever seen Please call me Greg Good luck with the benson test! My good man! Dude that is perfect Benson will totally let you stay Yeah! And probably offer you a job Alright! let's go! Wait Me know you worked hard to help But me not civilized Ha? You forgot something Love? Me's a meat that i can't be truly civilized into me find other half I don't know Is there anytime to find before meeting with Benson? Certainly Her name Dian She frozen with my people How many were you there? We were many Wow! How'd we find her? It will be easy She only cavewoman here Her beauty shine like star There she is My Dian Are you sure you wanna do this? Her forehead looks pretty big.
Dian! How i have missed you! Eh? My love thousands of years and today begins a new Mordecai and Rigby give us an hour to catch up What do you want to do? Oh! We can't do that! It's more civilized times now Well me may look strange now but it's a way of time We have to change.
You will have to change too It not so bad look at this pants Pretty weird ha? And that's television oh my Here have some tea, calm you down.
What you mean you don't know me anymore Dian? What am i? Greg where's Dian? We we going through some stuff now Benson's waiting Me not ready But youâll go to the pond if you don't There only two things that happen there And you don't want them you will do fine Okay Dian! Call them off! What do you mean? Tell me why you do this? We going through some stuff right now I need a new job Caveman too strong and too many.
You lose your jobs.
Park destroyed.
All my fault! Come on! Greg! We can do this.
We just need use out brains.
to think up something.
Wait! In my time.
My people value meat above all.
You have meat.
It's working! Dian.
Greg! Come on! let's go! Come on! Come on! What are you doing? Me sorry.
Dian.
What must be done.
I'm sorry.
Dian You alomst did But you were right It's wrong to give up self.
Greg! Dude! Unlock the door! Get out of there! Thanks for helping me But me not belong in modern world You could be happy here No no need TV No need pants Need Dian No Greg thanks for being our friend Benson? ! I saw everything I had Greg all wrong He gave up all for true love In a way he was more civilized than all of us Mordecai Rigby Clean up this mess Do it do it or you'll fired.
Greg was pretty cool Do you think we should find another new friend? Two is good enough.