Regular Show (2010) s04e22 Episode Script
Fool Me Twice
Dude, hurry! It's back, it's back! We now return you to "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" I am Announcerbot! And now, heeere's Shinahara! Thank you, Announcerbot.
I am Game Master Mitsugo Shinahara.
And before the break, Clive, from the UK, fooled me once.
SHAME! ON! YOU! What is this? A Japanese game show.
ROUND TWO! Now Clive, try to fool me again! Well I'd like to, Shinahara-san, but you've got some food stuck between your teeth! Oh, Announcer Bot, please fetch a toothpick! Fooled you, mate! Yeah! You fooled me twice! Baka Blitz! Dude, he's a goner.
Nobody's ever completed the Baka Blitz.
You have ten minutes to reach goal and grab Mystery Prize, but if time runs out, or you give up, I punch your face! What do you think the Mystery Prize is? I heard it's some bajillion Yen, which is like, a bajillion Dollars! I heard it's an 800 pound tuna, you can buy a house with that in Japan! You know what I heard? THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE! Clive-ready? Go! -Go! Go! Go! -Cmon! Yeah! No more! Why are you guys into this stuff? 'Cause it's funny.
You're a wet blanket, man.
No, I'm not! Attention, US viewers! For the first time ever, we are looking for American contestants.
During broadcast tomorrow, we will flash phone number.
Be first to call and you be on show! You just won! Woah, I'm in Japan! Landline only.
I know what we're doing at 4: 30 tomorrow.
Not on the park phone, you're not! But it says lame lines only! It's a longest call.
But we can win Mystery Prize.
Hmph, hmph! Go! Still needs work.
Hey, Benson.
How's it going? What's up, man? What did I tell you about using the Park phone? Ugh! I feel something kind of damp.
Yeah, I feel too.
What do you think it is? I don't know.
Feels kind of a wet blanket.
Very funny.
Now hang it up and put the TV back in the living room! Aw, come on, Benson! We really think we can do this.
I don't care! If I catch you trying this again, you're fired! Man! This blows.
I can't think of a single reason who keep on living we can be on the show.
Wait! What? I have a plan,and it is the single most perfect plan in the history of plans.
I know what we're doing at 4: 30 tomorrow.
Argggh! Do you think he fell for it? Of course, dude, I went to art school.
Did you graduate? Quiet.
OPEN this door right now! Welcome to "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" Just show the number! You two better not call the number! Come on! HANG UP the phone NOW! The number is Do dial! I'm dialing! Hello! We have a winner! What are your names, contestants? -Oh my gosh.
-Uhh What the? Welcome, first American contestants "Oh my gosh", "Uhh", and "What the"! No, no, no, there's been a mistake, and we need to leave.
Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby.
Ooohhh, you fooled me once! SHAME! ON! YOU! No! We weren't even trying to fool you.
But I thought you were! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Yooou foooled meee twice! You know what that means! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! STOOOP! STOOOP! I refuse to play! Baka Blitz! -Wooooahhh -Awesome! You have ten minutes to get to goal.
But if you give up before time ends, I punch your faces.
Awesome! Wait, what? I just wanted to say, we're gonna make history tonight! We're gonna be the first ever to win the Mystery Prize! Yeahuhh! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Come on, say "USA" with us, Benson.
Are you guys crazy? You guys said nobody's ever beat it before! Dude, we've watched it a million times.
There's a good chance we'll win the Mystery Prize.
A chance? What if we get punched in the face? Benson, this is TV.
Nobody really gets hurt.
Sincerity Spotlight! You know, we have lots of fun on this show.
And I may not show it, but, actually, I hate being fooled! So, it has been great pleasure defending prize by punching liars in face! Let's watch.
How does it feel to be the only contestant who didn't die? I can't feel me face! But at least I'm alive.
Thank you, thank you.
Listen, I think we should-- come on, can't we forefeit? Ready? What are we gonna do? Benson? Come on, fellas.
We got a game show to win.
Go! Danger Hop! Come on! Bumper Ballz! Do you give up? No! Sumo Slide! Death Tube! Ball Fall! Tennis Balls Blast! Buttock Shock! Rhino Giddy Up! Oof! Worry not, my pet.
No one has ever made it through the Gutinator.
Hurry! We can't This is what you wanted, isn't it? It looked so much easier on TV Ooohohohohh! Make it stop! Ooohhh I wanna go home.
Come on.
Terror Taikos! The goal! Uh oh.
We don't have much time.
Huh? Hahahahaha! D'oh! Nobody's ever won, and nobody ever will! Whawoah! You can't shoot us! "Shoot"?! Hahahahahaha! Dude, what's up with your hand?! It's gone too long without punching a face.
But you can't punch us! We haven't given up! Too bad! It is my shooooowwwwww! Run! Any last words? Look, its Mount Fuji! Huh? Run! Run! No! You fooled me 3 times! No! No! NOOOOOOO! The Americans are almost there! USA! USA! USA! Excellent work! You have won the Mystery Prize! Your choice of A state-of-the-art clipboard with built-in clock and calculator, or a trip to-o-o space camp! -Space Camp! -Clipboard! Congratulations! You are the first contestants to beat the Baka Blitz without being punched or dying! This means I have failed.
Gomenasai, Shinahara-senpai.
Hello? Ready to get picked up from space camp? Yeah, but-- I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!! Please help us.
I am Game Master Mitsugo Shinahara.
And before the break, Clive, from the UK, fooled me once.
SHAME! ON! YOU! What is this? A Japanese game show.
ROUND TWO! Now Clive, try to fool me again! Well I'd like to, Shinahara-san, but you've got some food stuck between your teeth! Oh, Announcer Bot, please fetch a toothpick! Fooled you, mate! Yeah! You fooled me twice! Baka Blitz! Dude, he's a goner.
Nobody's ever completed the Baka Blitz.
You have ten minutes to reach goal and grab Mystery Prize, but if time runs out, or you give up, I punch your face! What do you think the Mystery Prize is? I heard it's some bajillion Yen, which is like, a bajillion Dollars! I heard it's an 800 pound tuna, you can buy a house with that in Japan! You know what I heard? THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE! Clive-ready? Go! -Go! Go! Go! -Cmon! Yeah! No more! Why are you guys into this stuff? 'Cause it's funny.
You're a wet blanket, man.
No, I'm not! Attention, US viewers! For the first time ever, we are looking for American contestants.
During broadcast tomorrow, we will flash phone number.
Be first to call and you be on show! You just won! Woah, I'm in Japan! Landline only.
I know what we're doing at 4: 30 tomorrow.
Not on the park phone, you're not! But it says lame lines only! It's a longest call.
But we can win Mystery Prize.
Hmph, hmph! Go! Still needs work.
Hey, Benson.
How's it going? What's up, man? What did I tell you about using the Park phone? Ugh! I feel something kind of damp.
Yeah, I feel too.
What do you think it is? I don't know.
Feels kind of a wet blanket.
Very funny.
Now hang it up and put the TV back in the living room! Aw, come on, Benson! We really think we can do this.
I don't care! If I catch you trying this again, you're fired! Man! This blows.
I can't think of a single reason who keep on living we can be on the show.
Wait! What? I have a plan,and it is the single most perfect plan in the history of plans.
I know what we're doing at 4: 30 tomorrow.
Argggh! Do you think he fell for it? Of course, dude, I went to art school.
Did you graduate? Quiet.
OPEN this door right now! Welcome to "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" Just show the number! You two better not call the number! Come on! HANG UP the phone NOW! The number is Do dial! I'm dialing! Hello! We have a winner! What are your names, contestants? -Oh my gosh.
-Uhh What the? Welcome, first American contestants "Oh my gosh", "Uhh", and "What the"! No, no, no, there's been a mistake, and we need to leave.
Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby.
Ooohhh, you fooled me once! SHAME! ON! YOU! No! We weren't even trying to fool you.
But I thought you were! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! Yooou foooled meee twice! You know what that means! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! STOOOP! STOOOP! I refuse to play! Baka Blitz! -Wooooahhh -Awesome! You have ten minutes to get to goal.
But if you give up before time ends, I punch your faces.
Awesome! Wait, what? I just wanted to say, we're gonna make history tonight! We're gonna be the first ever to win the Mystery Prize! Yeahuhh! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Come on, say "USA" with us, Benson.
Are you guys crazy? You guys said nobody's ever beat it before! Dude, we've watched it a million times.
There's a good chance we'll win the Mystery Prize.
A chance? What if we get punched in the face? Benson, this is TV.
Nobody really gets hurt.
Sincerity Spotlight! You know, we have lots of fun on this show.
And I may not show it, but, actually, I hate being fooled! So, it has been great pleasure defending prize by punching liars in face! Let's watch.
How does it feel to be the only contestant who didn't die? I can't feel me face! But at least I'm alive.
Thank you, thank you.
Listen, I think we should-- come on, can't we forefeit? Ready? What are we gonna do? Benson? Come on, fellas.
We got a game show to win.
Go! Danger Hop! Come on! Bumper Ballz! Do you give up? No! Sumo Slide! Death Tube! Ball Fall! Tennis Balls Blast! Buttock Shock! Rhino Giddy Up! Oof! Worry not, my pet.
No one has ever made it through the Gutinator.
Hurry! We can't This is what you wanted, isn't it? It looked so much easier on TV Ooohohohohh! Make it stop! Ooohhh I wanna go home.
Come on.
Terror Taikos! The goal! Uh oh.
We don't have much time.
Huh? Hahahahaha! D'oh! Nobody's ever won, and nobody ever will! Whawoah! You can't shoot us! "Shoot"?! Hahahahahaha! Dude, what's up with your hand?! It's gone too long without punching a face.
But you can't punch us! We haven't given up! Too bad! It is my shooooowwwwww! Run! Any last words? Look, its Mount Fuji! Huh? Run! Run! No! You fooled me 3 times! No! No! NOOOOOOO! The Americans are almost there! USA! USA! USA! Excellent work! You have won the Mystery Prize! Your choice of A state-of-the-art clipboard with built-in clock and calculator, or a trip to-o-o space camp! -Space Camp! -Clipboard! Congratulations! You are the first contestants to beat the Baka Blitz without being punched or dying! This means I have failed.
Gomenasai, Shinahara-senpai.
Hello? Ready to get picked up from space camp? Yeah, but-- I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!! Please help us.