Regular Show (2010) s05e06 Episode Script
A Skips in Time
This is an emergency alert.
A freak storm is moving towards the city, citizens are advised to stay in.
Yes! Wait till the followers of my stream weather blog to see this! What the Oh, no.
Ok, everybody, this is not a drill.
The tornado's gonna hit us in minutes.
Go, go, go! Hold on! You guys actually got emergency supplies? We got every kind of pizza pouches, son! Peperoni pizza pouch, sausage pizza pouch, peperoni sausage pizza pouch All you brought were pizza pouches? Well, yeah! Check this out though.
Tornado ready pizza pouch.
I'll yell at you later.
Now get in! Oh, my gosh! Hey, what's going on? Somebody just hitted in the tree! Run! Spread out, spread out.
Skips, who is that young rapscallion? It's me.
So you are teenage Skips from the 18 century? It's true.
But my name is Walks.
He is from before I change my name to Skips.
How did you get here? I was with my friend Sampson.
And we were engaging in our favorite pass time: storm chasing.
What a thrill! Wait till the readers of my log to see this! Sampson, it's unfortunate to be your log book, I am flying closer to the tornado Or my name isn't Walks! Tally ho! Walks, no! You are a novice! You are a novice! And that's the last thing I remember.
I don't know how you are here.
But if we don't return you to the past, a whole chain of events will never happen.
What are you want about? In the years after the balloon incident, you change your name, you meet some giant baby, yeti yeti yeti, and spoil alert! You become immortal.
If you are here, that never happens.
In 24 hours, time is goinna catch up to me and I will age rapidly and die! Uh, don't you guys have a time machine? Sure, we had a bunch of them.
But Mordicai broke them over a girl who ended up leaving him.
Hey, it was mutual.
That's what they all say.
How about you, Muscle Man? You tend to know a guy.
Yeah, I know a guy with time machines.
He is real good.
His dad basiclly invented him.
Alright, so what are we waiting for? You got cash? I will do you one better.
You know who else is easily impressed by cat checks? My mom! Yes! Alright! You guys go, we'll keep an eye on Walks.
This grows tiresome.
what's say we had a bit of fun? You there, what do you enjoy doing? I like to read.
Whatever events let me to be such a bore I hope I never find out.
Hey, lay off! Skips is cool! Yeah, you should see the work he does! Work? General upkeep, repairs, landscaping, manual labor, helping poeple around the park.
Helping people? I'll never help people.
My name is Walks, as in Walks never helps people! You can't leave! Why do you arrest me so! If you learn too much about our time, you could alter history.
Nonsense.
Release me! It's for your own good! You ain't my father! To think I should turn into you, A doddering old fool with no sence of adventure.
I will never change my name to Skips.
It's okay, you can't help being like this.
You'll grow out of it one day.
You there chops, Fail to tell um what are you doing? Playing video games.
My word.
Yeah man, give it a try.
Unbelievable! This device, is it powered by hot air as well? Totally, here, slam one of this.
Tally ho! This is the future I can get behind.
Are you alright? Yeah, I'll be fine.
What? Oh, no! The time man is catching up.
No good, bro.
Turns out my boy went back in time, and bump into his dad and then his parents never met.
I guess he faded from existence or something.
You know how it goes.
Now what do we do? We've got some ideas.
Yeah, we can order one! It only takes six weeks to ship.
Or was it six months? I've heard good things about Bermuda Triangle.
No, no! The only way is to catch up to the storm! Send him back the way he came.
I was totally about to suggest that.
Yeah, let's do that.
It's impossible without storm chasing equipment.
Oh, I've got some.
No.
There is only one person who has what we need, And I don't even know if he still chases stroms.
Did you see it? - Techmo! - Sampson! When I saw the balloon, I knew to come here.
Oh no, Skips' balloon.
I need to go to the park.
So you know about the tornado? Timenado.
I was with Walks when he was caught in the seventeen hundreds.
It was the baddest storm we ever chased.
And now it's back.
You are a technomancer and a storm chaser? Yes.
Could you be any cooler? Does having a panini maker in my arm answer your question? Aha.
There will be plenty more time to compliment me later.
We got a timenado to catch.
Tally ho! What matter of carriage is this? Where have you hidden the horses? Ah, it's a secret.
Skips! Mordicai, I need you to take the console.
Dude, he's fading.
Talk to him! Stop dying, you old fool! Skips! Remember when I was processes by a computer virus, And then we had an epic sledgehammer bable? What? Did that really happen? How about when defeated a court being with the face of justice? Yeah, that was awsome.
Or or, when you save our skins by being mindboiling heroic.
Which is like everyday.
Perhaps you ain't as mean as I thought.
Nice work.
Techmo, it's moving in a delta quadrant.
Roger.
- Talk to me.
- Northeast! Timenado visual comfirm.
Proceed to Phase II.
Alright, Walks.
Once you are in your balloon, Press release, ease your corp to the timenado! You'll find a portal home there.
Skips.
I can tell the living of our life will be the greatest adventure of all.
But I'm still not changing my name.
You just gotta meet the right girl.
Walks, what took you? Nothing.
Hey, do you have something under your jacket? I'm in charge, am I on trial here? Dude, our pizza pouches! Hand them over and nobody gets What the Error found What a mess! No! Look! Walks,Walks,Walks! Let's go! We don't have much time! Hurry! Can this thing fly? Does this answer your question? Dude, check out this portal, dude.
It looks like older us.
It's us in high school! No, anything but that! Thanks, Techmo.
Hey, now we are even.
Everyone, Skips is back! Thank goodness, you are alright.
Good to have you back, Skips.
Don't go almost dying on again, bro.
I'll see what I can do.
Mordicai and Rigby, come with me.
Let me get the light.
Skips, this is incredible! You've kept mementos from all your adventures? Yeah, but this one is for you guys.
A freak storm is moving towards the city, citizens are advised to stay in.
Yes! Wait till the followers of my stream weather blog to see this! What the Oh, no.
Ok, everybody, this is not a drill.
The tornado's gonna hit us in minutes.
Go, go, go! Hold on! You guys actually got emergency supplies? We got every kind of pizza pouches, son! Peperoni pizza pouch, sausage pizza pouch, peperoni sausage pizza pouch All you brought were pizza pouches? Well, yeah! Check this out though.
Tornado ready pizza pouch.
I'll yell at you later.
Now get in! Oh, my gosh! Hey, what's going on? Somebody just hitted in the tree! Run! Spread out, spread out.
Skips, who is that young rapscallion? It's me.
So you are teenage Skips from the 18 century? It's true.
But my name is Walks.
He is from before I change my name to Skips.
How did you get here? I was with my friend Sampson.
And we were engaging in our favorite pass time: storm chasing.
What a thrill! Wait till the readers of my log to see this! Sampson, it's unfortunate to be your log book, I am flying closer to the tornado Or my name isn't Walks! Tally ho! Walks, no! You are a novice! You are a novice! And that's the last thing I remember.
I don't know how you are here.
But if we don't return you to the past, a whole chain of events will never happen.
What are you want about? In the years after the balloon incident, you change your name, you meet some giant baby, yeti yeti yeti, and spoil alert! You become immortal.
If you are here, that never happens.
In 24 hours, time is goinna catch up to me and I will age rapidly and die! Uh, don't you guys have a time machine? Sure, we had a bunch of them.
But Mordicai broke them over a girl who ended up leaving him.
Hey, it was mutual.
That's what they all say.
How about you, Muscle Man? You tend to know a guy.
Yeah, I know a guy with time machines.
He is real good.
His dad basiclly invented him.
Alright, so what are we waiting for? You got cash? I will do you one better.
You know who else is easily impressed by cat checks? My mom! Yes! Alright! You guys go, we'll keep an eye on Walks.
This grows tiresome.
what's say we had a bit of fun? You there, what do you enjoy doing? I like to read.
Whatever events let me to be such a bore I hope I never find out.
Hey, lay off! Skips is cool! Yeah, you should see the work he does! Work? General upkeep, repairs, landscaping, manual labor, helping poeple around the park.
Helping people? I'll never help people.
My name is Walks, as in Walks never helps people! You can't leave! Why do you arrest me so! If you learn too much about our time, you could alter history.
Nonsense.
Release me! It's for your own good! You ain't my father! To think I should turn into you, A doddering old fool with no sence of adventure.
I will never change my name to Skips.
It's okay, you can't help being like this.
You'll grow out of it one day.
You there chops, Fail to tell um what are you doing? Playing video games.
My word.
Yeah man, give it a try.
Unbelievable! This device, is it powered by hot air as well? Totally, here, slam one of this.
Tally ho! This is the future I can get behind.
Are you alright? Yeah, I'll be fine.
What? Oh, no! The time man is catching up.
No good, bro.
Turns out my boy went back in time, and bump into his dad and then his parents never met.
I guess he faded from existence or something.
You know how it goes.
Now what do we do? We've got some ideas.
Yeah, we can order one! It only takes six weeks to ship.
Or was it six months? I've heard good things about Bermuda Triangle.
No, no! The only way is to catch up to the storm! Send him back the way he came.
I was totally about to suggest that.
Yeah, let's do that.
It's impossible without storm chasing equipment.
Oh, I've got some.
No.
There is only one person who has what we need, And I don't even know if he still chases stroms.
Did you see it? - Techmo! - Sampson! When I saw the balloon, I knew to come here.
Oh no, Skips' balloon.
I need to go to the park.
So you know about the tornado? Timenado.
I was with Walks when he was caught in the seventeen hundreds.
It was the baddest storm we ever chased.
And now it's back.
You are a technomancer and a storm chaser? Yes.
Could you be any cooler? Does having a panini maker in my arm answer your question? Aha.
There will be plenty more time to compliment me later.
We got a timenado to catch.
Tally ho! What matter of carriage is this? Where have you hidden the horses? Ah, it's a secret.
Skips! Mordicai, I need you to take the console.
Dude, he's fading.
Talk to him! Stop dying, you old fool! Skips! Remember when I was processes by a computer virus, And then we had an epic sledgehammer bable? What? Did that really happen? How about when defeated a court being with the face of justice? Yeah, that was awsome.
Or or, when you save our skins by being mindboiling heroic.
Which is like everyday.
Perhaps you ain't as mean as I thought.
Nice work.
Techmo, it's moving in a delta quadrant.
Roger.
- Talk to me.
- Northeast! Timenado visual comfirm.
Proceed to Phase II.
Alright, Walks.
Once you are in your balloon, Press release, ease your corp to the timenado! You'll find a portal home there.
Skips.
I can tell the living of our life will be the greatest adventure of all.
But I'm still not changing my name.
You just gotta meet the right girl.
Walks, what took you? Nothing.
Hey, do you have something under your jacket? I'm in charge, am I on trial here? Dude, our pizza pouches! Hand them over and nobody gets What the Error found What a mess! No! Look! Walks,Walks,Walks! Let's go! We don't have much time! Hurry! Can this thing fly? Does this answer your question? Dude, check out this portal, dude.
It looks like older us.
It's us in high school! No, anything but that! Thanks, Techmo.
Hey, now we are even.
Everyone, Skips is back! Thank goodness, you are alright.
Good to have you back, Skips.
Don't go almost dying on again, bro.
I'll see what I can do.
Mordicai and Rigby, come with me.
Let me get the light.
Skips, this is incredible! You've kept mementos from all your adventures? Yeah, but this one is for you guys.