Regular Show (2010) s05e11 Episode Script

Bank Shot

Oh, the pressure is on! Will Skips sink a triple bank to top the shot or will Rigby remain undefeated? Aw nuts.
All Rigby needs is one simple bank shot and this deal is done dotta.
What does gut tell it? Says it's gonna be a good one.
Aw yeah, you're the Rigbyyyyyyy.
Who else wanna play against the mayor star? No way bro.
I rather play a game I might actually win.
Yeah dude, how are you so good at this game? You guys are just overthinking it.
Now who wants to step it to the king? I do.
Cash Bankits.
Uh what was that, what was that? You said you want to bank some shots? You talk alot of talk kid.
You wanna prove you're the man? Then how about a little wager? What do you want to bet? Loser pays for the winner's bill.
Rigby, wait.
This guy's weird, I don't trust him.
Don't trust him? His name's Cash, he can afford to pay our meal.
- That's not why I don't trust- - I accept.
Tank, ball bag me.
I'll let you go first 'cause no matter what you do, it's gonna be easy for me to top- -It.
That shot was alright but this shot's even better! What? My gut never lets me down.
The bill.
Me and the boys been eating gold-plated chicken all night.
This gold really holds in the moisture.
Double or nothing! Rigby, don't! I bet double or nothing that I bank it off the far wall and into the hoop.
Throw in that hat as a side bet and you got a deal.
What? But I almost died for this hat.
It's the one thing money can't buy, and it's the only deal I'll take.
Dude, don't do it.
You can't make a shot off the wall.
Yes I can, I can feel it in my gut.
I never felt so sure of any bank shot in my entire life.
Talk to me gut.
Hmm, greatest bank shot of all time.
But it should of worked.
I'll take that.
Perfect fit, now pay up loser.
I don't have that kind of money.
Then you shouldn't made that kind of bet.
If you don't have it, maybe your pals here do.
Wait, wait.
I want another rematch, triple or nothing.
Triple or nothing huh? I accept.
Dude, what are you doing? We don't have 36 grand! I don't care how much it is 'cause I'm not gonna lose! Let's go! You are on.
Hold on, give us a couple a days.
Rigby needs to brush up on his skills.
Don't you, Rigby? Fine, fine.
You got till tomorrow.
But if you lose, we get the money.
And, none of you can ever show your faces in Wing Kingdom ever again.
See ya tomorrow, friend.
Way to rope us into your mess.
I don't know you.
If my future at Wing Kingdom is at stake because of you, that 36 thousand dollars will be the LEAST of your problems.
I gotta win this game.
That should do it.
Man, I can't believe my gut was wrong.
Maybe it's time to rely on my brain instead.
Alright, no more fooling around! Ah, what?! Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?! I need help.
I really mess this up for everyone.
Guess there's only one person who can help me now.
Hey, can you come over? I need your help.
Rigbone, how's my big bro? Thanks for coming, Don.
Man, it's been a while.
You look good.
Gotta say I'm a little surprised when you call me.
What's up? I'm in a lot of trouble, Don.
There's these guys Oh hey, bank shot.
I haven't seen one of these since we were kids.
Good times! So what's the problem? I run my mouth off to the wrong guys and now I'm in trouble.
I gotta win a bank shot match, all my money is right on it.
- But you're great at this.
- Not anymore, I lost my touch.
You are the only guy I know who's better in this than me.
You gotta help me out.
Well here, show me what you got.
Not again! I see, we've got a lot of work to do.
Well, let's get started.
Wait, let me get my workout gear on.
Alright, let's go! How did you do it, man? You never miss! You're just over thinking it.
I've seen you do bank shot, I can't believe.
You're just as good as me, maybe even better.
You've always trusted your gut ever since we were kids.
Why stop now? I did trust my gut on that big shot, and I lost my chucker hand.
My gut doesn't know anything.
I can't rely on feelings.
If I lose that rematch, I'll let all my friends down.
You won't lose, Rigby, I believe in you.
- Really? - I know it right here.
Thanks, man.
Time to show that square-face sucker who's boss! Rigby, that was a smooth move, bro.
Yeah-yah! Don helps me get back in the game.
- Hey, guys! - Yeah, I am gonna crushing.
We behind you all the way, bro.
Win or lose.
But you know, we prefer you win.
Thanks, guys, I know I can do it! Then let's get to that rematch, so you can ice that fool.
So you decided to show up.
Good.
I'm looking forward to that extra change.
It's 36,000 thousand, right, Claus? You can go first.
Great, let's get this over with, 'cause I'm hungry! Looks like tonight I'll be upgrade to diamond chicken.
Nice.
No! I'm eggscellent! Top bank.
One more shot and you win, Rigby! I knew you could do it.
Looks like you'll be paying your own bill, Cash! And I'll take my hat back, please.
Oh no, you may not have to pay me that money, but I won this hat fair and square on that side bet! You'll never see it again! Oh man, he's right.
The hat is his.
Hold everything! You got a basketball?! Rigby, your original double or nothing shot is still in play.
The one that bank out the window? But how? It's my duty to keep track all things of basketball.
And when your ball went out the window, it continued to bank! Does this mean my gut's feelings was right these whole time? Is the shot gonna go in? I'm as curious as you.
I've arrived ahead of time so I can catch the final moment myself.
Wait, what's that sound? Rigby, you have truly made the greatest bank shot of all time.
My shots are like the best part of the alphabe: L-M-N-O!
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