Regular Show (2010) s05e17 Episode Script
Dodge This
And he was all like BOOM! Hey! Listen up.
Everybody! Stop talking! Look.
I just wanna thank everybody for training so hard.
You're doing a real good job.
And I think we are in great shape for the dodge ball tournament tomorrow.
I'll say, as long as Mordecai keeps throwing them fierce! Oh nah.
Yeah man.
That spin move you were doing was crazy.
Oh yeah? The Tornado? Yeah! The Tornado! Where did you learn that? You were like ! Ha-ha.
It is crazy cast! When one of those Tornadoes flew by me head.
And it was all like It's true! Alright everybody.
Just simmer down now! We've all been playing great.
Alright? But if I had to be totally honest here.
I think we can all stand to learn a little something from this guy right here I think you are better than all of these guys here! Ha-ha.
Thanks.
Man.
Hey! Take it easy on those wings, Benson You might still have a concussion from practice.
Oh You're right You're right But you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and sayã I think we have a really good shot of winning the tournament this year.
Sure we haven't won this thing for ten years.
But this is our year! Benson's Ballerz are gonna win this! Who's with me? I'm sorry, did you just say "yeah"? Alright then.
Let's do this! Alright dude.
Figure out how to throw the right way this time? I got this! RIGNADO! Uh still needs work.
Rigby.
No-no.
No Tornado! Hey! A little help! Hey! CJ! Come on! You're out! Dude.
What's your deal?! CJ is here Are you guys gonna make out and run away from each other again? Dude.
Quit it.
I haven't seen her since we kissed on New Year's eve.
And I felt weird around her.
Like she so hates me for the whole movie mixes up with Margret.
Then just go talk to her about it.
No! Uhh Man I'm not gonna be able to focus with her here.
What if she distracts me and I mess up? Dude! Whatever.
Her team is new.
You'll probably get eliminated in like two second! Yeah I guess I'll just try to avoid her.
Come on! You two! The game is about to start.
Benson's Ballerz need their star player.
Alright.
Dodge Ballers.
If you get hit.
Cross the center line.
Or the opposing team get your ball.
You're out! First place goes to the last team standing.
On your mark.
Get set.
Dodge ball! Coffee! Bad show.
We don't stand a chance to get these guys.
- They are using magic! - You're right.
Why not behind Skips? Skips, you gotta catch these! We got your back! Finish this Mordecai.
And I was like No.
it's cause we want that huge trophy.
Nooo! Well Benson.
Looks like your star player just burns out.
Ssss Hey.
I caught it! No.
Nooo! Noooooooooooooooo! Well, let's get this over with.
You're out! Noooooooooooooooo! I am sorry I doubted you, man! Mordecai, what happened out there? It's girl that hates Mordecai here, it's messing up his game.
Ah, Mordecai.
Why don't you say so? It's complicated, okay? Hey, we're playing the girls in the final game? The Thunder Girls.
What?! We're playing CJ's team? Aw man! I can't do this, I can't do this! Hey, hey! The only thing we can't do is lose! We've already beaten the Magical Elements! We've come too far to back down now.
TOO FAR!!! On your mark! Get set! Dodge ball! Oh, nice! Oh no, bro.
In your fa We're trapping like flies! They're crushing us! What is he doing?! I can't take this! Finish her, Mordecai! Finish her so we can win this! F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-E-E-R! F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M! What is this place? Mordecai and CJ, you have been summoned before the I.
D.
C.
The what? The Intergalactic Dodge Ball Council, duh! The reason that you're here is because you've reached a infinite standoff.
And we believe that you're not able to knock each other out, because you're avoiding your history together.
What? I am not avoiding our history together.
I mean like Yeah, we don't even have a history together.
Well, you know what I mean, right? Oh, yeah.
We don't even have a history, together.
You're dodging the facts! Yes! Why are you dodging? Why not ask them to view the replay of their history together? Ah gross, how old are you? But it's true! I can't believe this! Are you just playing? This is a game to you?! Oh that history.
We can still make the best of this.
Alright, look.
Every time I see CJ, I mess up.
I didn't mean to lead her on with the date, or the kiss.
But I did.
And I understand why she is mad at me.
Wait I am not mad at you Mordecai.
I was just embarrassed because the way I took off after we kissed.
I honestly thought you were mad at me! Really? I am definitely not mad at you.
Man, sometimes I feel so dumb about this kind of stuff.
Yep, me too.
Well do you wanna start over? As friends? Yeah! I'd love to! You know, like, as friends.
But what about the kiss?! The kiss! Come on! Did that don't mean anything?! If I had known who he was then I Yeah, I would have never you know.
Oh no! Totally! Never! All in favor of Mordecai and CJ resuming the play.
Fine! But you still have to try to get each other out! For the matter is settled, you're free to resume the play.
F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-R! F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M! You go.
No, you go.
No, you go.
Okay.
The Thunder Girls win! Thunder Girls! Thunder Girls! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This was the Ballerz's year! The Ballerz's year! Hey, good game.
You too.
Err I am glad we are friends.
Yeah, I am glad too.
I am glad that I whoped your butt! Yeah, that was pretty good.
Pretty good.
There's always a next year, Benson.
I need a wing real bad.
Everybody! Stop talking! Look.
I just wanna thank everybody for training so hard.
You're doing a real good job.
And I think we are in great shape for the dodge ball tournament tomorrow.
I'll say, as long as Mordecai keeps throwing them fierce! Oh nah.
Yeah man.
That spin move you were doing was crazy.
Oh yeah? The Tornado? Yeah! The Tornado! Where did you learn that? You were like ! Ha-ha.
It is crazy cast! When one of those Tornadoes flew by me head.
And it was all like It's true! Alright everybody.
Just simmer down now! We've all been playing great.
Alright? But if I had to be totally honest here.
I think we can all stand to learn a little something from this guy right here I think you are better than all of these guys here! Ha-ha.
Thanks.
Man.
Hey! Take it easy on those wings, Benson You might still have a concussion from practice.
Oh You're right You're right But you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and sayã I think we have a really good shot of winning the tournament this year.
Sure we haven't won this thing for ten years.
But this is our year! Benson's Ballerz are gonna win this! Who's with me? I'm sorry, did you just say "yeah"? Alright then.
Let's do this! Alright dude.
Figure out how to throw the right way this time? I got this! RIGNADO! Uh still needs work.
Rigby.
No-no.
No Tornado! Hey! A little help! Hey! CJ! Come on! You're out! Dude.
What's your deal?! CJ is here Are you guys gonna make out and run away from each other again? Dude.
Quit it.
I haven't seen her since we kissed on New Year's eve.
And I felt weird around her.
Like she so hates me for the whole movie mixes up with Margret.
Then just go talk to her about it.
No! Uhh Man I'm not gonna be able to focus with her here.
What if she distracts me and I mess up? Dude! Whatever.
Her team is new.
You'll probably get eliminated in like two second! Yeah I guess I'll just try to avoid her.
Come on! You two! The game is about to start.
Benson's Ballerz need their star player.
Alright.
Dodge Ballers.
If you get hit.
Cross the center line.
Or the opposing team get your ball.
You're out! First place goes to the last team standing.
On your mark.
Get set.
Dodge ball! Coffee! Bad show.
We don't stand a chance to get these guys.
- They are using magic! - You're right.
Why not behind Skips? Skips, you gotta catch these! We got your back! Finish this Mordecai.
And I was like No.
it's cause we want that huge trophy.
Nooo! Well Benson.
Looks like your star player just burns out.
Ssss Hey.
I caught it! No.
Nooo! Noooooooooooooooo! Well, let's get this over with.
You're out! Noooooooooooooooo! I am sorry I doubted you, man! Mordecai, what happened out there? It's girl that hates Mordecai here, it's messing up his game.
Ah, Mordecai.
Why don't you say so? It's complicated, okay? Hey, we're playing the girls in the final game? The Thunder Girls.
What?! We're playing CJ's team? Aw man! I can't do this, I can't do this! Hey, hey! The only thing we can't do is lose! We've already beaten the Magical Elements! We've come too far to back down now.
TOO FAR!!! On your mark! Get set! Dodge ball! Oh, nice! Oh no, bro.
In your fa We're trapping like flies! They're crushing us! What is he doing?! I can't take this! Finish her, Mordecai! Finish her so we can win this! F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-E-E-R! F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M! What is this place? Mordecai and CJ, you have been summoned before the I.
D.
C.
The what? The Intergalactic Dodge Ball Council, duh! The reason that you're here is because you've reached a infinite standoff.
And we believe that you're not able to knock each other out, because you're avoiding your history together.
What? I am not avoiding our history together.
I mean like Yeah, we don't even have a history together.
Well, you know what I mean, right? Oh, yeah.
We don't even have a history, together.
You're dodging the facts! Yes! Why are you dodging? Why not ask them to view the replay of their history together? Ah gross, how old are you? But it's true! I can't believe this! Are you just playing? This is a game to you?! Oh that history.
We can still make the best of this.
Alright, look.
Every time I see CJ, I mess up.
I didn't mean to lead her on with the date, or the kiss.
But I did.
And I understand why she is mad at me.
Wait I am not mad at you Mordecai.
I was just embarrassed because the way I took off after we kissed.
I honestly thought you were mad at me! Really? I am definitely not mad at you.
Man, sometimes I feel so dumb about this kind of stuff.
Yep, me too.
Well do you wanna start over? As friends? Yeah! I'd love to! You know, like, as friends.
But what about the kiss?! The kiss! Come on! Did that don't mean anything?! If I had known who he was then I Yeah, I would have never you know.
Oh no! Totally! Never! All in favor of Mordecai and CJ resuming the play.
Fine! But you still have to try to get each other out! For the matter is settled, you're free to resume the play.
F-I-N-I-S-H H-E-R! F-I-N-I-S-H H-I-M! You go.
No, you go.
No, you go.
Okay.
The Thunder Girls win! Thunder Girls! Thunder Girls! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This was the Ballerz's year! The Ballerz's year! Hey, good game.
You too.
Err I am glad we are friends.
Yeah, I am glad too.
I am glad that I whoped your butt! Yeah, that was pretty good.
Pretty good.
There's always a next year, Benson.
I need a wing real bad.