Regular Show (2010) s05e21 Episode Script
Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit
Alright, listen up! We got some complaints about the huge sinkhole in the park.
Sinkhole? You mean the crash pit? You're talking smack about the crash pit, bro? Yes, it's a potential liability and we're not properly insured for it.
It has to be filled immediately.
- Ah, no way! - What?! Come on, Benson, you can't fill up the crash pit.
Can we just put up more warning signs or something? No, a thing called "a crash pit" shouldn't be at the park in the first place.
What if we call it "a small hole"? Just fill it up by the end of the day or you're fired! Man, I'm sure we're gonna miss this old crash pit.
Yeah, bro.
We had a lot of good times here.
Hmm, good times.
You're thinking what I am thinking? One last crash? One last crash in the crash pit! Ah, ol'toluca.
This baby got me around all through high school.
I've been saving her for a moment like this.
You got the camera, Fives? Yeah, I rented it from the park a/v department with this protective cage, too.
Nice, got to play it safe.
Now to throw these expired fireworks into the trunk! Got to send this puppy off with the bang! Savage! Savage! Savage! Dude, roll the camera, roll the camera! It's rolling, it's rolling! Let me see.
This is Mordo coming to you live from one last crash in the crash pit.
Any final thoughts Muscle Man? Savage! Savage! Savaga! Uh, I think we are geting too pause, guys.
Don'be bail on us now, Dude.
This is history in the making.
No, seriously I think we should get out now! Dude don't bail, don't bail! Alright, let's go, let's go! Best last crash pit ever! And we're got it all on tape! Wait, where's the camera? Oh no, bro.
Oh, man, we just destroyed the park camera.
Benson's gonna kill us! Wow, wow, it's okay guys.
That protective cage probably kept the camera safe.
Well I'm not going down some pit to get a cruddy rental cameral back.
Dude, chill! We can probably just replace it! How much could an old camera like that cost, anyway? Let's see, it's 5000 dollars.
What?! How can it be so much? It's the vidmax ultra-res 3500.
You can't get that kind of clarity on vhs anymore.
It's a collector's item.
We can't afford that! Why? Did something happen to it? No.
Cuz Benson reserved it to film his parents wedding-vow renewal tomorrow.
If you guys lost that camera, he'll probably fire you.
Nothing happen to it, stop prying to our affairs, Thomas! Huddle, we have to get that camera back.
But how? The crash pit goes down forever.
We have no choice.
It's either go into the pit or lose our jobs.
Yo, Thomas, where can we rent some climbing gear.
Alright, you're in luck, I know a guy in the rock-climbing department.
How can I help you guys? Uhhhh Fives, cinch me! Bottomless pit, not so bottomless.
Yeah, take this crash pit.
Oh no! Stop crushing me! Bros, check it out.
Whoa, it's like a crash museum.
It's glorious! Hey Muscle man, there is your old summer home.
Casa del sorenstein Ah, and my old buddy "the war admiral"! Still got it.
Hey I wonder Bonus! Guys, I found the car! Protective cage my butt! Where is the camera? I don't know, it wasn't in the car.
What was that? ! Someone's in there.
Ah, no way, man.
This is freaking me out! Dude, our camera can be in there.
I'm not crawling into some dark hole.
You're a dark hole.
And I don't wanna be down here when that happens.
So let's just go get the camera and get out of here.
Look, when Benson sees we haven't filled up this pit, he's gonna do himself.
Ugh, fine! Why do I even bother, I can't trust those guys to do the simplest task! Well, this hole is rather big, Beson.
Oh how hard can it be? Skips, Plan B.
Oh man, dead end.
Well, we tried, let's go back.
No, Rigby.
We can't leave without the camera.
Dude, forget this! The camera is gone, we're running out time.
Beson's probably gonna fill up the hole before we went back, then we'll be trapped! Easy, bro.
The dark is messing with your head, just calm down.
Don't touch me! I can't breathe dark spaces Need air That sound never gets old.
That wasn't me! Wait! It is you! But on the camera.
Wow, gnarly, bro.
The camera is gotta be on the other side.
Looks like a stick shift.
This way.
I've never seen such cowardice.
This scream is that of a tiny baby.
Hey! I'm no baby! Rigby! Intruders! Who are you guys? We are the Carlocks, the first and the last of mighty underground race.
Why have you disturbed our realm? We don't wanna any trouble, we just want our camera back.
C-a-m-e-r-a? You mean this moving-picture machine? Nonsense! It was a gift from the Sky People! Sky People? The great ones above, who bestow upon us the means of our very survival.
Our homes, our clothes, the occasional bag of beef jerky.
For decades, we've lived with this as our only form of entertainment.
It was a ball and cup, but we ate the ball With this camera, we've been given the greatest gift of all Laughter! Dude, there is no Sky People, that was just us messing around.
You are living in a branch of crubby old cars we crashed.
Look, we need that camera back, or else we'll get fired.
Just give it to us, and we'll get out of here.
Perhaps we should listen to them, my lord.
Clearly, that one is the screaming mad bady on the device.
Enough! The device stays with us, Now, be gone! The best part is coming out.
It's not funny!!! RUN! ! Quick! Into the car! Start the car! Start the car! ! I'm starting it! After them!!! Hold on! We got them! Car locks, more like drive off the road locks.
Alright, let's hurry it up! The sooner this hole gets filled, the less likely we'll get hit with the lawsuit! Skips, you got the truck? - Yeah.
- Good.
'Cos I don't think Thomas is licensed to use an excavator.
Dude, how do we get out? I don't know! Hold on.
Almost there! Give us back the funny! It's not funny! Dump it! We are almost out! Hang on tight! We did it Did you guys just risk your lives to go get this camera? Whoa, yeah.
It's park property and we couldn't replace it.
We know you need it for your parents wedding thing tomorrow.
Oh oh thank you.
Maybe now my dad will stop yelling at me Goodbye sweet Crash Pit Don't worry, Muscle Man.
I know it will make you feel better.
That did the trick.
Totally worth it.
Good thing we never have to go down there again.
Err hey, where is the climbing gear you guys checked out?
Sinkhole? You mean the crash pit? You're talking smack about the crash pit, bro? Yes, it's a potential liability and we're not properly insured for it.
It has to be filled immediately.
- Ah, no way! - What?! Come on, Benson, you can't fill up the crash pit.
Can we just put up more warning signs or something? No, a thing called "a crash pit" shouldn't be at the park in the first place.
What if we call it "a small hole"? Just fill it up by the end of the day or you're fired! Man, I'm sure we're gonna miss this old crash pit.
Yeah, bro.
We had a lot of good times here.
Hmm, good times.
You're thinking what I am thinking? One last crash? One last crash in the crash pit! Ah, ol'toluca.
This baby got me around all through high school.
I've been saving her for a moment like this.
You got the camera, Fives? Yeah, I rented it from the park a/v department with this protective cage, too.
Nice, got to play it safe.
Now to throw these expired fireworks into the trunk! Got to send this puppy off with the bang! Savage! Savage! Savage! Dude, roll the camera, roll the camera! It's rolling, it's rolling! Let me see.
This is Mordo coming to you live from one last crash in the crash pit.
Any final thoughts Muscle Man? Savage! Savage! Savaga! Uh, I think we are geting too pause, guys.
Don'be bail on us now, Dude.
This is history in the making.
No, seriously I think we should get out now! Dude don't bail, don't bail! Alright, let's go, let's go! Best last crash pit ever! And we're got it all on tape! Wait, where's the camera? Oh no, bro.
Oh, man, we just destroyed the park camera.
Benson's gonna kill us! Wow, wow, it's okay guys.
That protective cage probably kept the camera safe.
Well I'm not going down some pit to get a cruddy rental cameral back.
Dude, chill! We can probably just replace it! How much could an old camera like that cost, anyway? Let's see, it's 5000 dollars.
What?! How can it be so much? It's the vidmax ultra-res 3500.
You can't get that kind of clarity on vhs anymore.
It's a collector's item.
We can't afford that! Why? Did something happen to it? No.
Cuz Benson reserved it to film his parents wedding-vow renewal tomorrow.
If you guys lost that camera, he'll probably fire you.
Nothing happen to it, stop prying to our affairs, Thomas! Huddle, we have to get that camera back.
But how? The crash pit goes down forever.
We have no choice.
It's either go into the pit or lose our jobs.
Yo, Thomas, where can we rent some climbing gear.
Alright, you're in luck, I know a guy in the rock-climbing department.
How can I help you guys? Uhhhh Fives, cinch me! Bottomless pit, not so bottomless.
Yeah, take this crash pit.
Oh no! Stop crushing me! Bros, check it out.
Whoa, it's like a crash museum.
It's glorious! Hey Muscle man, there is your old summer home.
Casa del sorenstein Ah, and my old buddy "the war admiral"! Still got it.
Hey I wonder Bonus! Guys, I found the car! Protective cage my butt! Where is the camera? I don't know, it wasn't in the car.
What was that? ! Someone's in there.
Ah, no way, man.
This is freaking me out! Dude, our camera can be in there.
I'm not crawling into some dark hole.
You're a dark hole.
And I don't wanna be down here when that happens.
So let's just go get the camera and get out of here.
Look, when Benson sees we haven't filled up this pit, he's gonna do himself.
Ugh, fine! Why do I even bother, I can't trust those guys to do the simplest task! Well, this hole is rather big, Beson.
Oh how hard can it be? Skips, Plan B.
Oh man, dead end.
Well, we tried, let's go back.
No, Rigby.
We can't leave without the camera.
Dude, forget this! The camera is gone, we're running out time.
Beson's probably gonna fill up the hole before we went back, then we'll be trapped! Easy, bro.
The dark is messing with your head, just calm down.
Don't touch me! I can't breathe dark spaces Need air That sound never gets old.
That wasn't me! Wait! It is you! But on the camera.
Wow, gnarly, bro.
The camera is gotta be on the other side.
Looks like a stick shift.
This way.
I've never seen such cowardice.
This scream is that of a tiny baby.
Hey! I'm no baby! Rigby! Intruders! Who are you guys? We are the Carlocks, the first and the last of mighty underground race.
Why have you disturbed our realm? We don't wanna any trouble, we just want our camera back.
C-a-m-e-r-a? You mean this moving-picture machine? Nonsense! It was a gift from the Sky People! Sky People? The great ones above, who bestow upon us the means of our very survival.
Our homes, our clothes, the occasional bag of beef jerky.
For decades, we've lived with this as our only form of entertainment.
It was a ball and cup, but we ate the ball With this camera, we've been given the greatest gift of all Laughter! Dude, there is no Sky People, that was just us messing around.
You are living in a branch of crubby old cars we crashed.
Look, we need that camera back, or else we'll get fired.
Just give it to us, and we'll get out of here.
Perhaps we should listen to them, my lord.
Clearly, that one is the screaming mad bady on the device.
Enough! The device stays with us, Now, be gone! The best part is coming out.
It's not funny!!! RUN! ! Quick! Into the car! Start the car! Start the car! ! I'm starting it! After them!!! Hold on! We got them! Car locks, more like drive off the road locks.
Alright, let's hurry it up! The sooner this hole gets filled, the less likely we'll get hit with the lawsuit! Skips, you got the truck? - Yeah.
- Good.
'Cos I don't think Thomas is licensed to use an excavator.
Dude, how do we get out? I don't know! Hold on.
Almost there! Give us back the funny! It's not funny! Dump it! We are almost out! Hang on tight! We did it Did you guys just risk your lives to go get this camera? Whoa, yeah.
It's park property and we couldn't replace it.
We know you need it for your parents wedding thing tomorrow.
Oh oh thank you.
Maybe now my dad will stop yelling at me Goodbye sweet Crash Pit Don't worry, Muscle Man.
I know it will make you feel better.
That did the trick.
Totally worth it.
Good thing we never have to go down there again.
Err hey, where is the climbing gear you guys checked out?