Rocko's Modern Life (1993) s01e09 Episode Script
Carnival Knowledge/Sand in Your Navel
1
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
( screaming )
( screaming )
( sniffling )
( screaming )
HEFFER, WE'RE MATES, RIGHT?
\h\h\h\hIS THIS ABOU
THE MONEY I OWE YOU?
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER AT THE SEWAGE
TREATMENT PLANT?
IT'S A CARNIVAL.
OH! I LOVE CARNIVALS.
OHH!
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
A MERE $30 BUYS YOU
FINE FOOD, FAST RIDES
AND SOME, UH,
CHALLENGING GAMES.
GAMES?
THAT'S RIGHT, KANGAROO BOY.
WIN YOURSELF A BIG PRIZE.
I NEVER WON A PRIZE BEFORE.
WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY.
TRUST ME.
NO ONE LEAVES
WITHOUT A SMILE.
OOH!
WHOA! ANOTHER
SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
CAN YOU LOAN ME 30 BUCKS?
( glass breaking )
THIRTY BUCKS FOR THIS?
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
HIT THE TARGE
AND WIN A PRIZE.
HOW ABOUT A RIDE?
NAH.
THAT ONE?
( screaming )
NAH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNAH.
( whistle blowing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.
YEAH.
( gurgling )
OH, IT STARTED ALREADY.
( cheering )
( screams )
OH! OH!
LET'S RIDE THAT ONE
\h\h\h\hOVER THERE.
( groans )
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
BIG BOY, YOU'RE A LITTLE
TOO HEFTY FOR THIS RIDE.
SAFETY FIRST, EH?
THIRTY BILLS?
WHAT A RIP-OFF.
I TOLD YOU.
( screaming )
( evil laughter )
WATCH YOUR STEP.
EH? NO, YOU DON'T, BUB.
GET BACK IN THERE.
\h\h\h\hHOW ABOU
WE PLAY SOME GAMES?
LET'S JUST HI
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND REAL QUICK.
THIS BEAVER LOOKS SAFE.
( chuckling )
I LOVE CHICKEN.
( raspberry )
GIDDYUP.
PICK IT UP, MAN!
( laughing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KEEP GOING
BY THE SAME PLACE MANY TIMES.
I LOVE CIRCLES!
( screaming )
( laughing )
FUN, HUH?
WANT SOME?
( sniffing )
HERE YOU GO, ROCK.
GEE, HEFF, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO PLAY THE GAMES.
YEAH, BUT I NEVER
WIN ANYTHING.
( coughing )
NOBODY EVER DOES, KID.
( coughing )
HEY!
IT'S GOT YOUR WATCH.
( chuckling )
OOH!
( giggles nervously )
LET'S RIDE
THE FERRIS WHEEL.
THAT WAY WE CAN SEE
THE WHOLE CARNIVAL.
LOOKS A BIT SHAKY
\h\h\h\hTO ME.
RIGHT OVER HERE, GENTS.
THIS SEAT'S ON THE HOUSE.
THAT'S IT.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
REMEMBER.
SAFETY FIRST.
( clanking )
SEE? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT,
ALTHOUGH THESE SHACKLES
SEEM TO BE CUTTING OFF
\h\h\h\hMY CIRCULATION.
( pulse thumping )
STOP IT AT THE TOP!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
DON'T ROCK THE BOAT, HEFF.
WHOA! LOOK OVER THERE!
SHOOT STUFF WITH LIVE AMMO.
PLEASE, HEFFER.
AND OVER THERE,
THE OIL SPILL RIDE.
SIT STILL!
I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD DANCE.
OH, OH, OH.
( chuckling )
( screaming )
( coins clinking )
I LOVE THIS RIDE.
THERE'S A PRIZE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, KID.
( cash register dinging )
OH!
SO CLOSE.
I HIT IT DEAD-ON.
NO, YOU WERE A LITTLE OFF.
( register dinging )
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
COME ON. COME ON.
EASY THERE, NOLAN.
PLENTY MORE
WHERE THIS COMES FROM.
( register dinging )
NICE TRY.
( panting )
MY MOTHER KNOCKS THEM OVER
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO PROBLEM.
( register dinging )
WHOA!
( growling )
( chomping )
( screaming )
OOH!
THE SAW MILL!
( screaming )
( whistling )
( screaming )
( laughing )
WHOA!
( screams )
( screams )
OOH, BOY.
THAT WAS GREAT.
TRY YOUR LUCK, FOLKS.
FLIP THE LITTLE FROGGY
ONTO HIS LILY PAD AND
WIN A PRIZE.
( croaks )
OH, BOY!
OOPS.
HERE, ROCKO.
YOU GIVE IT A TRY.
HOW ABOUT IT,
KANGAROO BOY?
LOOKS LIKE
YOUR KIND OF GAME.
( coughing )
Frog:
COME ON, YOU WIMP.
YOU STINK.
OH, REAL SCARY.
MISTER TOUGH GUY
WITH A MALLET.
OH, SUCH A STRONG MAN.
( coughing )
LET'S GO, JUNIOR.
WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY.
OH, BROTHER.
EASY ON THE BLADDER, MEAT.
WHAT THE..?
( screams )
LOSER!
THAT WAS ONE RUDE FROG.
Bumper car riders
board your vehicles.
HERE YOU GO,
KANGAROO BOY.
BUCKLE UP.
REMEMBER. SAFETY FIRST.
YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
WHEEL'S STUCK!
( siren wailing )
\h\h\h\hBoth:
HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP.
HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP.
( rattling )
( chomping )
THAT'S IT, HEFF.
NO MORE CARNIVAL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE SUCH A WIMP.
BESIDES, WE CAN'T LEAVE
UNTIL WE RIDE
THE NOSEBLEED.
( people screaming )
SORRY THERE, HEFF.
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GO
TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
NONSENSE.
( cranking )
THERE.
Frog:
LOSER!
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( crash )
( accordions playing )
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
COME ON, HEFFER.
LET'S GO.
I THINK I'M BLEEDING INTERNALLY.
OKAY. WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW.
HEY!
Frog:
YOU STINK! YOU STINK!
YOU STINK!
LUCKY SHOT.
HUH?
( all gasping )
OOH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HERE YOU GO,
YOU BIG CHEAT--
A STATE-OF-THE-AR
DESIGNER CHINESE FINGER TRAP.
ENJOY.
FOR A SECOND THERE
I THOUGHT THOSE
CARNY GAMES WERE RIGGED.
NOT EVERYONE'S OU
TO RIP YOU OFF, HEFFER.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN
TO TRUST PEOPLE.
( finger trap snaps )
IT BROKE!
HEY! GUH!
( fly buzzing )
( sighs )
MAN, IT'S HOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSPUNKY,
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ICE.
WHAT IN THE BLAZES?
( panting )
( slurping )
HMM?
PERHAPS WHAT WE NEED
IS A DIFFERENT APPROACH
TO THIS HEAT.
SAND, SURF, BIKINIS.
THE ONLY SOLUTION
TO OUR MISERY
IS A TRIP
TO THE BEACH.
LET'S GO, SPUNKY.
COME ON, SPUNKY,
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
( sizzling )
OW, OW!
HOT!
( horns honking )
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE
OUR HOUSE, MATE.
ISN'T IT LOVELY,
SPUNKY?
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
OOPS.
SORRY.
GOOD AS NEW.
EXCUSE ME.
BEG YOUR PARDON.
SORRY.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOO-HOO.
EXCUSE ME, KIND SIR
WOULD YOU MIND
BUTTERING MY BACK?
\h\h\h\hI ALWAYS HAVE TROUBLE
WITH THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES.
OOH, YOU'RE A DARLING.
KIND OF CUTE TOO.
( giggling )
MY, THOSE LENSES ARE LOVELY.
HOW DARE YOU!
( bell ringing )
I THINK SHE LIKES ME.
BOY, YOU'VE GO
A BUOY IN YOUR PANTS.
YEAH, SPUNKY,
THAT'S THE FLAT-FOOTED
ONE-EYED ROYAL
BROWN PELICAN.
THE KING OF HIS REALM.
THERE'S NO OTHER BIRD
MORE GRACEFUL.
NO GREATER FISHERMAN.
WATCH HIM
AS HE SWOOPS DOWN
AND GATHERS FOOD
FOR ITS YOUNG.
A PLEASURE
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
THERE YOU GO,
SPUNKY, OLD PAL.
SPUNKY!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
COULD I HAVE MY FRISBEE BACK?
( retching )
THANK YOU.
SPUNKY, WELL, I GUESS WE'D
BETTER FIND A HOSE TO WASH OFF.
OR MAYBE JUST SOME IODINE.
HEY, SPUNKY--
VOLLEYBALL.
I GOT IT.
QUE BUENO.
MUY BIEN.
HI, FELLAS. CAN I PLAY?
NO!
( laughing )
SPUNKY, YOU'RE MY TRUE
AND LOYAL FRIEND
AREN'T YOU?
LOOK, SPUNKY.
COME ON, BOY,
FETCH THE STICK.
( screams )
GOOD DOG. GOOD DOG.
GO GET IT, SPUNKY.
SPUNKY!
( rhythmic beating )
( maniacal laughter )
HE'S ALIVE!
I'LL GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH.
IN WITH THE GOOD AIR.
OUT WITH THE BAD.
HEY, SOMEONE TO RESCUE.
HUP, HUP, HUP
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHUP, HUP, HUP
HUP, HUP, HUP,
HUP, HUP
HUP, HUP, HUP
HOY MI COLITO MI PICA!
( barking )
HMM?
( chuckling )
( whimpering )
\h\h\h\hLET GO OF HIM,
YOU FISH-CHEWING FREAK.
WHEW.
STOP!
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
\hSORRY. NO RUSH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
( gulps )
HOW DARE YOU!
SERVICE.
GEORGE, DID YOU
HEAR SOMETHING?
NO.
( beeping )
SPUNKY!
COME BACK WITH MY DOG.
( panting )
OH, MY.
OH, MY LOYAL FRIEND
WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
( barking )
HEY!
HEY, OLD PAL OF MINE.
Man:
HEY, YOU
I PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THAT DOGFISH.
NO DOUGH,
NO DOG.
OH, SPUNKY,
LET'S GO HOME.
\h\h\h\hNEVER WANDER OU
OF MY SIGHT AGAIN, SPUNKY.
THIS WORLD'S FULL
OF ONE-EYED PELICANS.
WELL, AT LEAS
YOU GOT COOLED OFF.
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING
COMPLETELY SUNBURNED.
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
( screaming )
( screaming )
( sniffling )
( screaming )
HEFFER, WE'RE MATES, RIGHT?
\h\h\h\hIS THIS ABOU
THE MONEY I OWE YOU?
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER AT THE SEWAGE
TREATMENT PLANT?
IT'S A CARNIVAL.
OH! I LOVE CARNIVALS.
OHH!
STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
A MERE $30 BUYS YOU
FINE FOOD, FAST RIDES
AND SOME, UH,
CHALLENGING GAMES.
GAMES?
THAT'S RIGHT, KANGAROO BOY.
WIN YOURSELF A BIG PRIZE.
I NEVER WON A PRIZE BEFORE.
WELL, TODAY'S THE DAY.
TRUST ME.
NO ONE LEAVES
WITHOUT A SMILE.
OOH!
WHOA! ANOTHER
SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
CAN YOU LOAN ME 30 BUCKS?
( glass breaking )
THIRTY BUCKS FOR THIS?
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
HIT THE TARGE
AND WIN A PRIZE.
HOW ABOUT A RIDE?
NAH.
THAT ONE?
( screaming )
NAH.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNAH.
( whistle blowing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH.
YEAH.
( gurgling )
OH, IT STARTED ALREADY.
( cheering )
( screams )
OH! OH!
LET'S RIDE THAT ONE
\h\h\h\hOVER THERE.
( groans )
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
BIG BOY, YOU'RE A LITTLE
TOO HEFTY FOR THIS RIDE.
SAFETY FIRST, EH?
THIRTY BILLS?
WHAT A RIP-OFF.
I TOLD YOU.
( screaming )
( evil laughter )
WATCH YOUR STEP.
EH? NO, YOU DON'T, BUB.
GET BACK IN THERE.
\h\h\h\hHOW ABOU
WE PLAY SOME GAMES?
LET'S JUST HI
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND REAL QUICK.
THIS BEAVER LOOKS SAFE.
( chuckling )
I LOVE CHICKEN.
( raspberry )
GIDDYUP.
PICK IT UP, MAN!
( laughing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KEEP GOING
BY THE SAME PLACE MANY TIMES.
I LOVE CIRCLES!
( screaming )
( laughing )
FUN, HUH?
WANT SOME?
( sniffing )
HERE YOU GO, ROCK.
GEE, HEFF, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO PLAY THE GAMES.
YEAH, BUT I NEVER
WIN ANYTHING.
( coughing )
NOBODY EVER DOES, KID.
( coughing )
HEY!
IT'S GOT YOUR WATCH.
( chuckling )
OOH!
( giggles nervously )
LET'S RIDE
THE FERRIS WHEEL.
THAT WAY WE CAN SEE
THE WHOLE CARNIVAL.
LOOKS A BIT SHAKY
\h\h\h\hTO ME.
RIGHT OVER HERE, GENTS.
THIS SEAT'S ON THE HOUSE.
THAT'S IT.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
REMEMBER.
SAFETY FIRST.
( clanking )
SEE? NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT,
ALTHOUGH THESE SHACKLES
SEEM TO BE CUTTING OFF
\h\h\h\hMY CIRCULATION.
( pulse thumping )
STOP IT AT THE TOP!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.
DON'T ROCK THE BOAT, HEFF.
WHOA! LOOK OVER THERE!
SHOOT STUFF WITH LIVE AMMO.
PLEASE, HEFFER.
AND OVER THERE,
THE OIL SPILL RIDE.
SIT STILL!
I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD DANCE.
OH, OH, OH.
( chuckling )
( screaming )
( coins clinking )
I LOVE THIS RIDE.
THERE'S A PRIZE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, KID.
( cash register dinging )
OH!
SO CLOSE.
I HIT IT DEAD-ON.
NO, YOU WERE A LITTLE OFF.
( register dinging )
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
COME ON. COME ON.
EASY THERE, NOLAN.
PLENTY MORE
WHERE THIS COMES FROM.
( register dinging )
NICE TRY.
( panting )
MY MOTHER KNOCKS THEM OVER
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO PROBLEM.
( register dinging )
WHOA!
( growling )
( chomping )
( screaming )
OOH!
THE SAW MILL!
( screaming )
( whistling )
( screaming )
( laughing )
WHOA!
( screams )
( screams )
OOH, BOY.
THAT WAS GREAT.
TRY YOUR LUCK, FOLKS.
FLIP THE LITTLE FROGGY
ONTO HIS LILY PAD AND
WIN A PRIZE.
( croaks )
OH, BOY!
OOPS.
HERE, ROCKO.
YOU GIVE IT A TRY.
HOW ABOUT IT,
KANGAROO BOY?
LOOKS LIKE
YOUR KIND OF GAME.
( coughing )
Frog:
COME ON, YOU WIMP.
YOU STINK.
OH, REAL SCARY.
MISTER TOUGH GUY
WITH A MALLET.
OH, SUCH A STRONG MAN.
( coughing )
LET'S GO, JUNIOR.
WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY.
OH, BROTHER.
EASY ON THE BLADDER, MEAT.
WHAT THE..?
( screams )
LOSER!
THAT WAS ONE RUDE FROG.
Bumper car riders
board your vehicles.
HERE YOU GO,
KANGAROO BOY.
BUCKLE UP.
REMEMBER. SAFETY FIRST.
YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
WHEEL'S STUCK!
( siren wailing )
\h\h\h\hBoth:
HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP.
HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP.
( rattling )
( chomping )
THAT'S IT, HEFF.
NO MORE CARNIVAL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE SUCH A WIMP.
BESIDES, WE CAN'T LEAVE
UNTIL WE RIDE
THE NOSEBLEED.
( people screaming )
SORRY THERE, HEFF.
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GO
TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
NONSENSE.
( cranking )
THERE.
Frog:
LOSER!
( screams )
( screams )
( screams )
( crash )
( accordions playing )
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
COME ON, HEFFER.
LET'S GO.
I THINK I'M BLEEDING INTERNALLY.
OKAY. WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW.
HEY!
Frog:
YOU STINK! YOU STINK!
YOU STINK!
LUCKY SHOT.
HUH?
( all gasping )
OOH!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
HERE YOU GO,
YOU BIG CHEAT--
A STATE-OF-THE-AR
DESIGNER CHINESE FINGER TRAP.
ENJOY.
FOR A SECOND THERE
I THOUGHT THOSE
CARNY GAMES WERE RIGGED.
NOT EVERYONE'S OU
TO RIP YOU OFF, HEFFER.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN
TO TRUST PEOPLE.
( finger trap snaps )
IT BROKE!
HEY! GUH!
( fly buzzing )
( sighs )
MAN, IT'S HOT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSPUNKY,
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ICE.
WHAT IN THE BLAZES?
( panting )
( slurping )
HMM?
PERHAPS WHAT WE NEED
IS A DIFFERENT APPROACH
TO THIS HEAT.
SAND, SURF, BIKINIS.
THE ONLY SOLUTION
TO OUR MISERY
IS A TRIP
TO THE BEACH.
LET'S GO, SPUNKY.
COME ON, SPUNKY,
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
( sizzling )
OW, OW!
HOT!
( horns honking )
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE
OUR HOUSE, MATE.
ISN'T IT LOVELY,
SPUNKY?
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
OOPS.
SORRY.
GOOD AS NEW.
EXCUSE ME.
BEG YOUR PARDON.
SORRY.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOO-HOO.
EXCUSE ME, KIND SIR
WOULD YOU MIND
BUTTERING MY BACK?
\h\h\h\hI ALWAYS HAVE TROUBLE
WITH THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES.
OOH, YOU'RE A DARLING.
KIND OF CUTE TOO.
( giggling )
MY, THOSE LENSES ARE LOVELY.
HOW DARE YOU!
( bell ringing )
I THINK SHE LIKES ME.
BOY, YOU'VE GO
A BUOY IN YOUR PANTS.
YEAH, SPUNKY,
THAT'S THE FLAT-FOOTED
ONE-EYED ROYAL
BROWN PELICAN.
THE KING OF HIS REALM.
THERE'S NO OTHER BIRD
MORE GRACEFUL.
NO GREATER FISHERMAN.
WATCH HIM
AS HE SWOOPS DOWN
AND GATHERS FOOD
FOR ITS YOUNG.
A PLEASURE
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
THERE YOU GO,
SPUNKY, OLD PAL.
SPUNKY!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
COULD I HAVE MY FRISBEE BACK?
( retching )
THANK YOU.
SPUNKY, WELL, I GUESS WE'D
BETTER FIND A HOSE TO WASH OFF.
OR MAYBE JUST SOME IODINE.
HEY, SPUNKY--
VOLLEYBALL.
I GOT IT.
QUE BUENO.
MUY BIEN.
HI, FELLAS. CAN I PLAY?
NO!
( laughing )
SPUNKY, YOU'RE MY TRUE
AND LOYAL FRIEND
AREN'T YOU?
LOOK, SPUNKY.
COME ON, BOY,
FETCH THE STICK.
( screams )
GOOD DOG. GOOD DOG.
GO GET IT, SPUNKY.
SPUNKY!
( rhythmic beating )
( maniacal laughter )
HE'S ALIVE!
I'LL GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH.
IN WITH THE GOOD AIR.
OUT WITH THE BAD.
HEY, SOMEONE TO RESCUE.
HUP, HUP, HUP
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHUP, HUP, HUP
HUP, HUP, HUP,
HUP, HUP
HUP, HUP, HUP
HOY MI COLITO MI PICA!
( barking )
HMM?
( chuckling )
( whimpering )
\h\h\h\hLET GO OF HIM,
YOU FISH-CHEWING FREAK.
WHEW.
STOP!
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
\hSORRY. NO RUSH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
( gulps )
HOW DARE YOU!
SERVICE.
GEORGE, DID YOU
HEAR SOMETHING?
NO.
( beeping )
SPUNKY!
COME BACK WITH MY DOG.
( panting )
OH, MY.
OH, MY LOYAL FRIEND
WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
( barking )
HEY!
HEY, OLD PAL OF MINE.
Man:
HEY, YOU
I PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THAT DOGFISH.
NO DOUGH,
NO DOG.
OH, SPUNKY,
LET'S GO HOME.
\h\h\h\hNEVER WANDER OU
OF MY SIGHT AGAIN, SPUNKY.
THIS WORLD'S FULL
OF ONE-EYED PELICANS.
WELL, AT LEAS
YOU GOT COOLED OFF.
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING
COMPLETELY SUNBURNED.