Royal Pains s02e14 Episode Script
Pit Stop
HANK: Previously on Royal Pains.
Marisa has diagnosed me, Hank.
She's coming to live here at Shadow Pond.
HANK: So, your prison stay may have caused endocrine problems.
We should do a work-up.
l assume this exam is protected by the doctor-patient privilege.
Boris doesn't know he's going to be a father.
Thank you for saving my life.
DlVYA: What happened happened, and talking about it can't help that it never should have happened at all.
Are you okay? No.
Are you sleeping with the enemy? lt's pronounced Emily.
Having another doctor, one with complete autonomy, would give HankMed more bandwidth.
Okay, guys.
Are there any other options? Emily Peck.
You're the best.
And l miss you, Hank.
l really miss you.
Div Hey.
How are you? Hi, Divya.
Hey, Divs.
How's Raj? (lNAUDlBLE) Hey, say what, now? We can't hear you, Div.
lt's not working.
Div.
Divya.
l know.
We (LOUDLY) We can't hear you.
She's in London.
l don't think talking any louder is going to help.
l can't believe this.
This is supposed to be cutting-edge technology.
We can't have a conference call to London? This is so stupid.
(CHlMlNG) We've got to upgrade this stupid fossil.
What is this? Stupid She says you've got it on mute.
You have it on mute.
No, l don't.
(PRESSES MUTE BUTTON) DlVYA ON SPEAKER: Hello, boys.
Thank you.
He's a little slow.
All right, all right.
Hi.
Um, welcome to our first official online staff meeting.
That's pretty cool, right? lt's exciting.
Yeah.
How are you? How's Raj doing? Oh, he's great.
We are great.
It was really good for us to spend a few days alone together.
Good.
We even managed to finalize some of the wedding details.
Oh, that's cool.
Uh-huh.
You'll be happy to know that we have four artists (VOlCE CRACKLlNG) ceremony We can't hear you.
ginormous EVAN: You're roboting.
Yeah.
You're like (MlMlCKlNG ROBOTlC SPEECH) Come on.
Imagine the chaos EVAN: There we go.
of trying to get it all organized.
BOTH: Yeah, that's got to be really Chaotic.
Which leads me to giving you my official three-week notice.
What? l thought we had Three We had four weeks, right? Three weeks? Well, it's four weeks till the wedding.
Uh But I'll need to be in London the week before.
Right.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Look, I'll be back later on today, and we can talk about it then.
Great.
Hank.
Yeah.
Have you talked to Dr.
Peck aboutjoining the practice? She's still in San Diego, but l'll talk to her whenever she gets back.
Did you ever think that maybe next year, you and Raj will come back to the Hamptons and maybe just be part of HankMed again? Yeah.
You could l l'm sorry l said that, Div.
Oh.
She's not All right.
Just Ground Control to Major Tom.
She doesn't She's not Divya Dude, the thing is frozen.
There's nothing moving.
The circuit's dead.
What? Something's wrong with your (CELL PHONE CHlMlNG) Divya.
l've got to go.
Uh Way to go, Einstein.
You nailed it again.
(PEOPLE CHEERlNG) JlLL: lt's 8:00 in the morning.
l know.
We have a permit to start at 7:00, but we waited until 8:00 out of consideration to the neighbors.
lf you'll just bear with us, we'll be gone soon.
Soon? You've got, like, my backyard.
Twenty? l don't think it's that many.
Although, l don't know, you could be right.
Numbers aren't my thing.
l know, we're supposed to be good at math.
What are you going to do? But l'm a really good driver, so, uh, it makes up for that.
Oh, wait.
Excuse me.
l'm sorry.
Are you the really good driver who parked his van in my driveway, forcing me to park out in the street, where my car was towed? l'm sorry.
Could you excuse me? l need to deal with this.
Wouldn't want to inconvenience you.
Hey, l got your text.
Your car got towed? (SlGHlNG) Yeah.
Yeah.
lt's a long story.
Oh.
Thank you so much.
l don't know how l would have gotten to work.
Yeah, no.
What is going on? They're filming a reality TV show.
Apparently, all you need is a camera and people with no shame.
l've gotten, l don't know, maybe eight hours of sleep in the past three days.
Hmm.
Well, why don't you go to your parents'? Because my parents are there.
Right.
Well, um You can stay with me.
l don't think so.
No, really.
lt's no big deal.
l'll sleep on the couch.
You can have my room.
You won't be uncomfortable? l won't be uncomfortable.
Will you be uncomfortable? (PEOPLE CHEERlNG) l'll get my things.
Go faster, Craig! They're beating us! Oh, hell, no! Craig! Craig! Help! Help! Help! There was an accident.
l'm a doctor.
Take me out there.
Need an ambulance.
Okay, slow.
Slow.
Jill! l need a board to immobilize her spine! Got it.
Give me that board.
(COUGHlNG) That's it.
That's it.
Can you move your fingers and toes? lt hurts.
Let's get the board under her feet.
Here we go.
Slide it.
Slide it under.
That's it.
Keep it coming.
Got her head? Yeah.
lt's under her head.
Hey, can l help? Yeah, l need a life jacket.
Hold her head.
Got her.
That's it.
We got it.
All right.
Let's move.
Here you go, guys.
(GRUNTlNG) That's it.
(MAN CHATTERlNG) Oh, l hope she's okay.
Sorry.
l hope we got it all on tape.
Twenty-four-year-old female near drowning victim in respiratory arrest for possibly three minutes.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation initiated with resumption of respiration.
Now has a GCS of 15.
Boarded and collared.
Hamptons Heritage got the trauma alert.
ls she going to be okay? Please tell me she's going to be okay.
She's, like, my best friend.
Uh, they'll do a CT scan at the hospital to confirm that there's no spinal damage.
We'll know more then.
Oh! Thank God.
Uh Okay, okay.
TONY: Hank, right? Uh, yeah.
Hey.
l'm Tony Lee.
l produce the show.
Hi.
l have to tell you, that was one of the most incredible things l have ever seen.
Uh, thank you.
lf they're going to Jet Ski, as the producer, you might want to dial back on their margaritas.
Oh.
Actually, they weren't even drinking.
They just like to have fun.
Oh.
lt's not an excuse, just an explanation.
Right.
Anyway, uh, l really appreciate it and we will definitely pay you for your time.
Oh.
You don't have to pay me.
Uh, just as a small thing, if you could, uh, sign this, it would be very helpful to the show.
What is it? lt's just a legal release so we can show your face on camera.
Oh.
Uh, yeah.
l don't think so.
Okay.
Well, you know what? Hold onto it.
lf you're lf you're not happy, we'll blur your face.
Thank you.
A Gatsby party at the Blackstone Club with you? lt's a dream.
l'm dreaming.
Like, somebody should pinch me.
(CHUCKLES) Pinch me, not punch me.
My bad.
Ow! Okay.
We've established that l'm not dreaming.
(LAUGHlNG) And that l have a very low pain threshold, apparently.
But l honestly can't believe you and your family are members of Blackstone.
That's, like, the coolest thing ever.
Yeah.
We belong to a lot of clubs, but l don't usually tell people about Blackstone, because they always end up wanting to bring everyone and their uncle.
Really? Yeah.
You don't have to worry about me.
Or my uncle.
Oh.
l wasn't talking about you.
lf you wanted to bring someone sometime, that would be fine.
Really? Yeah.
That's cool.
Okay.
Ready? Ready.
Whoa.
We look awesome.
Well, you're half right.
What do you mean? Whoa! Apparently, the requirements for foreign doctors to practice general medicine in the US are the same for everyone, regardless of their experience.
lt's been a long time since l've taken a test.
l know it seems like a lot of hoops to jump through, especially for someone of your stature.
Shall l have Anthony prepare something else? No, no, no.
The food is fine.
l just don't have that much of an appetite.
What about research? That's another option.
And one you can start doing immediately, without taking any exams.
There are a number of hospitals interested in her research.
Although l'm not eager to lose you to the lab again.
You feel warm to me.
Are you all right? l'm fine.
l'm just a little tired.
Will you excuse me? Of course.
l'm worried about her, Hank.
Ever since she's arrived, she seems depressed.
And it's not just homesick.
lt's something different.
Well, maybe she just needs a little time to settle into her new life.
l can't believe you met the whole cast.
Like, l love l've loved every single episode of Share House.
l've seen every single one.
Aspen, South Beach, Malibu.
You know, it's hard to imagine that a TV show that appeals to the lowest common denominator would appeal to you.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
(LOUD MUSlC PLAYlNG) Sounds like the party is around back.
l'm going to go.
Oh, my God.
Go get 'em.
l'm going.
(SlGHS) Oh.
No comeback from Evan.
All right, what's going on? Oh, no, no, no.
He's just happy you're back.
We both are.
Hank.
Thanks for coming.
Sure.
Tony, this is Divya, my physician assistant.
Hi.
Hi.
So, uh, how's Brooke? Her neck is stiff and she's a little bruised, but there was no spinal damage.
That's a relief.
Yeah, it is.
So, uh, why l called.
Uh, you remember Craig? He was driving the Jet Ski with Brooke.
Uh-huh.
He was fine all day, but, uh, now, he's weak and nauseous.
Well, where is he? He's out back.
Come on.
Come on! Come on! (EXCLAlMS) Thank goodness you're here.
Craig's really not been feeling well.
l've been so worried about him.
Uh-huh.
Hey, Craig.
How you doing? Not too good, Doc.
l, uh l feel dizzy.
My mouth is dry and my vision's kind of blurry.
Yeah, the droopiness is bilateral.
So, we can rule out Bell's.
Mmm-hmm.
And it would be rare for a stroke to present itself symmetrically like this.
Pupils are dilated.
Are your legs weak? Yeah.
Do you have headaches? Any history of seizures? Are you taking over-the-counter drugs or any type of drugs? No, no, no, and hell, no.
Let me see your eyes for a second.
Open your mouth.
Say, ''Ah.
'' Ah.
lt's bilateral.
Take your shirt off and sit forward on the chaise lounge.
How awesome is this episode going to be? TONY: This is compelling TV.
l just wish l didn't have to blur your brother's face.
What is that? Hank wouldn't sign a release.
That's one of the reasons l called him back.
l'm trying to change his mind.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, let me talk to him.
Yeah.
Hey, Tony.
Um l'm not sure what's wrong with Craig.
We'll have to wait and see the test results.
Well, can he stay here? He's going to want to.
He is? Yeah, well, you know, Craig's our before-and-after guy.
He used to be really shy and overweight.
Spent his life being invisible.
But he's been working his butt off to get into shape and change his life.
And look at him.
He did it.
He's a great guy and And this is his chance to be seen.
Hey.
Am l okay, Doc? What did you find? Well, um We don't know, yet.
Hey, Craig.
Do you want to stay in the Share House or go home? What, are you kidding? l want to stay.
l l do want to stay.
DlVYA: So, what are you thinking? Guillain-Barré? lncreasing lCP from mass and herniation? lt could also be Lyme, Myasthenia Gravis Pending lab results, the course could easily and rapidly worsen.
So, he'll need hourly neuro assessments.
Mmm-hmm.
Monitoring to ensure the airway remains patent.
l'll stay.
Are you sure? Yeah.
l'll call you if l need you.
Okay.
Good luck.
No margaritas.
(CRlCKETS CHlRPlNG) Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
(BOTH SCREAMlNG) What are you doing here? Well, not what you were going to be doing, l'll tell you that.
Hand me my bra.
Yeah.
Sure.
What the hell is Dude.
Don't even think about it.
We'll do it later.
Oh, God.
Sorry.
Hey.
That's all right.
Uh What is all of this? (CHUCKLlNG) lt's my home away from home.
l spend my life in here watching other people living theirs.
Everyone has a story to tell, and my job is to find it.
Well, um, l'm looking for Craig.
Have you seen him? (TYPlNG) Kitchen.
CRAlG: You're strong.
MlKELL: l work out.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG) Whoa.
(CLEARlNG THROAT) l am seeing two of you.
How much have you had to drink? A lot.
l love your earrings.
Well, that's what separates us from animals, you know.
Earrings? Our ability to accessorize.
l design handbags.
Yeah.
(SlGHlNG) You know what? l need to have Craig go back to bed.
Hmm.
Alone.
l need to see all the footage with Craig in it from the past week.
Okay.
(HUMMlNG) Good morning.
Hey.
Okay.
How many for breakfast? Just the two of us.
Really? Yeah, Emily left last night.
Jill left early this morning.
The Breakfast of Champions.
(MOCK LAUGHS) Fruity Puffs.
Breakfast of you.
Nice.
Mmm-hmm.
All right.
lt was all just a mix-up.
Yeah, l kind of gathered that.
So, was Emily pissed off? Not at all.
She was cool.
She totally gets it.
You know, l just told her the truth, and that was that.
That's good.
So, it's not going to be awkward when we see her later? Not unless you make it awkward, which you do.
No, l don't.
Well Oh, oh, oh! Check it out.
So, Tony emailed me some footage of your rescue that he cut together.
Uh-huh.
Um, l'm just going to preface by saying, in all seriousness, l've seen you do some pretty amazing things since we've been here.
This trumps all of them.
Help! I'm a doctor.
Take me out there.
That was pretty good.
Look at your eyes.
Look at the intent.
l know.
You look like a cheetah.
Look at the look on her face.
(AMBULANCE SlREN WAlLlNG) (STOPS VlDEO) Yeah.
That was me.
So, why not just sign the release? Oh! l mean, this kind of thing is life changing for regular people.
Okay? Just imagine what this could do for someone who actually has talent.
How do you want your no? Fast or slow? Oh, my God.
l'm l'm baffled by you.
And l, you, my friend.
lt's just, with medicine, you'll try anything.
With everything else, you're close-minded.
l don't think l'm close-minded.
l know.
You think you're open-minded when it comes to new things Mmm-hmm.
which is true, as long as the new things are exactly the same as the old things.
All right, maybe you're right.
l am right.
l'll keep an open mind.
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) ln the future.
All right.
(MUTTERlNG) Come in.
Thank you.
Please.
How are you feeling? Tired.
Nauseated.
Pregnant.
l'm going to be needing an OB soon, and l was hoping you could help me out with some recommendations? Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
Let me give you a quick check-up while you're here.
Hmm.
Your lymph nodes are swollen.
And you're running a little fever.
l might have a touch of the flu.
Okay.
l guess you'll want to do a full blood panel to rule out infections? Yes.
And a repeat ultrasound.
Arm, please.
Thank you.
So, Boris thinks you're depressed and homesick.
Boris is an extremely private man.
He has brought you into his confidence, and that says something about you.
But don't assume you know him.
l don't.
But keeping something like this from him can be stressful to you and maybe l will take care of my relationship with Boris.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
HANK: So, what we're asking is, what would you think about joining HankMed? Okay, give me a clue as to whether you're kidding or not.
l'm not kidding.
Good clue.
Divya's getting married in four weeks.
So So, you want me to replace a physician assistant? HANK: No, no, no.
Not at all.
No.
Divya leaving just underscores how short-staffed we are.
We want you to join as an equal partner.
Thank you.
That is quite an offer.
l have a counterproposal.
Of course you do.
See, l told you this was a mistake.
A counterproposal that builds on your idea.
Why don't we hear what the lady has to say, try to keep an open mind? When l was in California, l met with some venture capitalists who agreed that the concierge medical practice is ripe for franchising.
They have money.
Lots of money.
And they want me to be front and center for their idea.
Why you? Why not him? l'm prettier.
HANK: But if they want you, why come to me? Because you've already done the hard work.
You've shown how to deliver concierge medicine to a community.
We want to franchise it.
How many cities do you see doing this in? Just a few to start.
Places that have a market for concierge medicine.
New York, Palm Beach, Los Angeles.
You wouldn't even have to leave the Hamptons.
All right.
Let me think about it.
Yeah, we'll both think about it.
Great.
EVAN: Thirty-one flavors.
That's a lot of flavors.
We both chose Jamoca Almond Fudge.
What are the odds of that? High.
All right.
l'm thinking of a number right now between one and 100.
Hundred.
Are you kidding me? How did you Can you read my mind? Yes.
What am l thinking right now? You can read it, all right.
Maybe you can, uh, help me with something.
Emily's counterproposal.
Okay, now, you have to stop doing that.
That's That's creeping me out.
Yes.
Emily's counterproposal.
l think it sounds like a good idea.
lt is a good idea.
l just feel like she's going to be the captain and me and Hank are just passengers on her ship, you know? Okay.
Well, if you decide to go into business with someone like that, you can't just react.
You have to be as aggressive as they are.
Okay.
Make sure you control the agenda.
You call the next meeting.
Totally.
Yeah.
l'll call her right now.
Hey, in my dad's office, his chair is three inches higher than the couch.
So, when he has a meeting, people have to look up to him.
Your dad scares me.
You stayed up all night and watched these DVD's? Well, l was looking for clues as to what was ailing Craig.
And what did you find out? Mikell is a total fake.
Huh? She's had a showmance with every male character on this show.
She didn't even start hooking up with Craig until after his accident.
l'm sorry.
Did you just say ''showmance''? Yeah.
lt's a relationship for the sake of the cameras.
Divya? Mmm-hmm.
Divya.
Yeah.
l think we're losing sight of why we're here.
You're right.
Right.
Yeah.
Craig's symptoms lock up with drug abuse and he's always sneaking around, but l haven't found any drugs.
Yeah.
His tox screen was clean.
Although there are some designer drugs that would escape detection.
Craig, it's important that you're honest with me.
Have you done any kind of drug? Smoked, swallowed, injected anything? Could l talk to you off camera? We're not trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
We're just We're really just trying to tell your story.
Listen, you can either turn off that camera, or you can leave it on and l can have this conversation with Craig someplace else.
Turn it off.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, look.
Working out, staying in shape, it's very important to me.
But l suffer from hyperhidrosis.
So Oh, my God.
ls it fatal? No.
Hyperhidrosis is excessive sweating.
l've always been really self-conscious about it, carrying fresh shirts with me everywhere l go.
So, just before filming, l had 20 shots injected into my armpits.
l just didn't want to sweat on camera.
And it worked, l'm as dry as the Sahara.
You used Botox.
No way.
l used lndelaTox.
lt's lt's much better than Botox.
You should have told us.
lt's too humiliating.
There's nothing too humiliating for this show.
This is your story.
Your pain can help others.
Craig, lndelaTox is derived from a poison.
And some people can have a bad reaction.
And there can be unforeseen consequences.
Like what? Like botulism.
Botulism? Dr.
Lawson? Yeah.
Meet Dr.
Tripp out of the CDC headquarters.
Hi.
Uh, Jill brought us the anti-toxin from the CDC here.
We're just looking for guidance on dosage.
Type A? Uh-huh.
We believe the botulism was contracted from 20 injections to his armpit sweat glands.
Patient has no history of asthma, no sensitivity in skin test.
Ali right.
Give 7500 IU via IV at a one to 10 dilution.
Got it.
lt will take weeks for the CDC to confirm that lndelaTox was the source.
But because the disease can progress so rapidly, we're not going to wait.
How rapidly? We caught it early.
You're going to be fine.
Will l get better right away? This will stop the progression of the disease, but it will take time for the nerves to repair themselves.
MlKELL: ls he staying here? Just because it would break his heart if he infected us all.
DlVYA: lt's not transmitted person to person.
The Clostridium organisms are injected, ingested in food, or in some cases, grow on wounds.
But it's so kind of you to care for him so much.
Yeah, but what What Hello? Hello? (SlGHS lN FRUSTRATlON) Hey, dude.
So, l noticed your camera guy is not getting many shots of Hank's, uh, second big save in there.
l'm telling you, okay, l'm telling you l can convince him to sign off.
He's He's, like He needs to be worn down, that's all.
Good.
Because that will be all l have.
What do you mean? Filming in the Hamptons is a nightmare.
One of the restaurants won't let me shoot at night.
Another one says only one camera.
And the nicest places, the ones that would really show the cast breaking into the elite crowd out here, are totally stiff-arming me.
lt's going to be Share House: Malibu all over again, but without the palm trees.
Whoa.
God.
Well, you'll always have botulism, right? The medical stuff has been killer.
Yeah.
Maybe you should just follow a concierge doctor around.
Just picture this for one second, okay? Hero doc.
All right? Helping the rich and shameless, one thrilling medical montage at a time.
That's a show.
Could you convince Hank to move? Why would he move? l just told you.
Filming here is a nightmare.
lf l can't get in anywhere, there's no show.
He is the show.
That's what l'm saying.
You said it yourself.
He's a natural, right? Listen.
Evan.
l like the idea.
But with no access to the Hamptons, it would make Concierge Doctor: The Hamptons a bit of a misnomer.
l've got to find out where other concierge docs are practicing.
What about the Blackstone Club? What if What if you could get your whole cast into the Blackstone Club? The Blackstone? Yeah.
Pipe dream.
What if l could make that pipe dream come true? l'm sorry about the mix-up last night.
Dear Penthouse Forum No, seriously.
You should feel free to stay again if you want.
Hmm.
l'm not sure l can handle all the traffic in your bedroom.
No.
Crossing guard starts tonight.
Honestly, Hank, it kind of bothered me.
And l know it shouldn't have.
But it did.
And l knew you were seeing her.
lt was just different, me seeing her.
Right.
l was surprised to hear from you, and so soon.
Really? Not so long ago, you were calling me a Succubus.
Yes, l may have been a tad harsh.
You like the franchising idea, right? Even though Hank didn't? He didn't not like it, though.
There was no stonewall phase or, like, knee-jerk slap-down.
So, that's actually pretty close to liking it for him.
You're kidding.
Yeah.
He can be, uh, close-minded at times.
He just doesn't jump into new things.
Uh Business things.
So, you think Hank might accept franchising as part of our partnership? You do understand that it would be a three-way split, right? The partnership would be yours, his and mine.
Okay.
Without getting too nitpicky, since when does a CFO's contribution to a medical practice equal a doctor's? l'm not all math and good looks, lady.
l also spearhead marketing and PR.
ln fact, l have a little side project that will dovetail quite nicely with this new venture.
(PAGER BEEPlNG) AUTOMATED VOlCE: Your table is ready.
Our table is ready.
How's the nausea? Gone.
And no bad reaction to the anti-toxin? All very positive.
Yeah.
Just wish l had more strength.
lt's like torture watching everybody else have the fun.
Nobody wants to come near me.
Even Mikell is keeping her distance.
Stop it.
CRAlG: She hasn't come by to say hi all day.
Coincidentally, neither have the cameras.
You know, when l was a little girl, l was a beanpole.
Stick straight with a giant head on top.
Kind of like a lollipop with glasses.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
See, l had the opposite problem.
Too much lollipop, not enough stick.
l was the nice, chubby guy all the girls just wanted to be friends with.
Do you ever feel like that beanpole anymore? More often than l'd care to admit.
(LAUGHS) But then, that little girl spent far too much time worrying whether people liked her.
Now, l'd rather spend time enjoying the company of people l like.
Maybe l would be better off getting that rest in a nice, camera-free hospital.
l'll make the arrangements.
Toxoplasmosis? Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, l didn't know much about where you were detained in Cuba.
So, l covered the bases.
And you knew it was a serious concern for pregnant women.
Now, if you contracted this before you were pregnant Then there's no danger for the fetus.
But there's no way we can pinpoint that for sure.
Well, l've ordered specialized labs for lgG, lgM, and avidity to determine how advanced the disease is.
We need to test for CNS toxo.
Get an LP and an MRl.
l haven't seen anything in your mental status to raise concerns about encephalitis.
Well, my mood swings may not be hormonal.
What did you say? Cover the bases? Yeah, okay.
We can do that.
Also, um, l discovered something interesting about this infection.
What's that? Well, if you did have this before you were pregnant, your odds of having a boy increase two to one.
And as you know, Boris' genetic illness is passed from father to son.
(SlGHS) When Boris and l ended our relationship five years ago, it was because of one thing.
One thing l could not change his mind about.
Children.
He wants his disease to die with him.
(SlGHlNG) Usually, toxoplasmosis is benign and resolves itself in a couple of weeks.
But Marisa's case is different or Hank is concerned l may be immuno-compromised from my incarceration.
Yeah, that's the worst-case scenario.
l just want to proceed with caution, starting with an MRl.
We'll take the helicopter to Columbia Presbyterian.
l'll make arrangements on the way.
Uh, Hamptons Heritage is already expecting us.
Their MRl machine works exactly the same as one in Manhattan.
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG) Why did you text me? Just come inside.
l told you, your name is on the list.
No, l know.
l have to make a little confession first.
lt's actually, like, kind of a question.
lt's actually more of a syntax thing, really.
Evan.
ls there any world in which your offer for me to invite somebody might be extrapolated to include twelve somebodies? Twelve? Yeah, just Yeah, just Um (SlGHS lN DlSBELlEF) Hey.
Then Then All right, it's cool.
l'll send them away.
l'll just tell them right now.
Hey.
What's up, man? Hey.
Wait.
Wait.
Share House? Same as Share House: South Beach, Malibu, Aspen? (LAUGHS) That's the one.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
l'm so thrilled you're doing a Hamptons one.
Well, thanks to Evan.
Um, actually, guys Actually, uh, we can't promise anything.
But l will talk to the executive manager.
He's an old family friend.
Okay.
Thank you.
And you're going to need a smaller camera than that.
Yeah, you'll need a smaller camera than that.
Come on.
Thank you so much.
Absolutely.
Come on, guys.
Let's do this.
Let's party.
Well? Uh, let's go inside.
Hi.
What did you find? May l speak freely? Please.
No lesions on your brain.
Your MRl was completely clean.
(SlGHlNG) So, what, now? Antibiotics? lt's an infection, yes? Yes.
Yes, of course.
Can you get me some water, please? All right.
Spiramycin is better than pyrimethamine-sulfonamide for pregnant patients.
As for fetal infection We can't know until the amniocentesis, which we can't do for several weeks.
About the time you'll find out if it's a boy or a girl.
(SlGHS) Well, sometimes, you just have to wait and see.
But we can do bi-weekly ultrasounds.
Watch for developmental milestones.
(lNAUDlBLE) (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG) (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) Whoa! Whoa! Okay.
Paige.
Nice to see you.
This is awesome.
And you get to mingle with the cast of your favorite show.
That's cool.
lt's not my favorite.
Why did you let them in? Because l didn't want them to feel as let down as l do.
They're not the ones who screwed up.
Wait.
l'm sorry.
l thought you Yeah, you thought that l would ignore the fact that you completely took advantage after l told you how much l hate when people take advantage.
No, no, no.
l'm so sorry.
(STAMMERlNG) l know.
l got excited.
l saw a business opportunity.
l jumped on it.
(STAMMERlNG) l'm an idiot.
l know.
Can we get past it so we can focus on what's really important right now, which is how beautiful my outfit looks? And yours? Paige, l'm sorry.
No, don't.
You hurt me.
And you can't just charm your way out of this.
Oh, excuse me.
Hey, Mikell.
Mikell? You all right? Do l look all right? They make the mint juleps really strong here.
Do you want me to get you a glass of water? No, l've seen this before.
With Hank's patient at the Share House.
Hey, Mikell? Whoa.
Let's sit you down.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Mikell.
Mikell.
Hey, Mikell.
Mikell? Um, Paige, don't be mad, but l need to invite just a few more people.
Who? Hank.
And maybe some paramedics, too.
So, apparently, Craig's botulism was not from lndelaTox.
lt was something the whole house was exposed to.
Yeah, Divya is checking there now.
l told her to start with the booze cabinet.
Oh, well, actually, they probably weren't drunk.
Slurred speech, double vision and coordination problems are all symptoms of botulism.
No way.
Mmm-hmm.
Will they be okay? ln a few weeks, yeah.
Thank goodness.
Guess the show can go on.
Happy ending, at least.
Mmm-hmm.
And it will, uh, help me sell my new idea.
l want to do a show in an emergency room like this one.
(QUlETLY) What about the The concierge doctor idea? l think this will be bigger.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hey, Divya.
What did you find? Hey.
So, l was thinking about the footage from the Share House cameras.
Mmm-hmm.
And it struck me.
Craig was always sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night to meet Mikell.
Although she was spending a lot of time in the hot tub with Matt.
That girl will go anywhere there's a camera.
Uh, Divya? What does that have to do with botulism? l saw Craig opening up some salsa one night before Mikell arrived.
Then, when we visited them, the rest of the cast was having some.
So, l found the jar.
And the top was bulging slightly, indicating contamination.
Yep.
Okay.
Craig.
Did you eat any salsa the night before your symptoms began? Uh Yeah.
l'm kind of an emotional eater, and just the stress of the show and meeting Mikell, l just didn't That is so sweet.
(LAUGHS) Hey, what took you so long? The camera's been on me for at least Could you call the CDC and make sure they track down the source? There could be other contaminated jars.
Thank you.
Wow.
That was nice work, detective.
Seriously.
lt's too bad you had to watch so much ''lowest common denominator'' television to do it.
But You know, l actually understand why people are so drawn in to reality television.
Really? Yeah.
lt's a great escape from reality.
lt is.
Wait.
You want to escape from reality? Which part of reality? Dr.
Tripp.
Yes, l Yes, l've been trying to get hold of you.
lt's good to have you back in town.
But you found a way to keep my spot warm.
l told you.
She was just sleeping here to escape the noise at her place.
You did tell me that.
Look, we're just friends.
l know you're friends.
l'm not sure about the ''just'' part.
lt's true.
l know you think it's true.
She might even think it's true, but it's not.
You're saying we're secretly dating each other without our knowledge? Believe me, l don't want to see this.
But l think there are unresolved feelings there.
On both sides.
Okay.
Then, maybe we should talk about that.
No, we shouldn't.
Not even a little bit.
(CHlMlNG) Did you just e-mail me? Yep.
l'm right here.
Yeah, l'd like a record of your response.
Uh, an e-mail trail.
(SlGHlNG) ''Will you return to the Hamptons next summer ''to work for HankMed?'' l don't know.
Written reply, please.
(SlGHlNG) (CHlMlNG) ''l don't know'' is not a ''no.
'' So, l have an on the record ''maybe.
'' Good.
HANK: Boris, hey.
Just dropping off the antibiotics for Marisa.
You on your way out? l actually wanted to speak with you before you saw her.
Everything okay? That was to be my question to you.
Oh, well, if you're concerned, you should really talk to Marisa.
l'm talking to you, Hank.
What were you two discussing in the MRl chamber? You know l can't tell you that.
May l remind you where you're standing, Hank? My property, my largesse helps make your business possible.
And l appreciate it.
But you have to talk to Marisa.
She won't tell me anything.
So, just ls she going to be all right or
Marisa has diagnosed me, Hank.
She's coming to live here at Shadow Pond.
HANK: So, your prison stay may have caused endocrine problems.
We should do a work-up.
l assume this exam is protected by the doctor-patient privilege.
Boris doesn't know he's going to be a father.
Thank you for saving my life.
DlVYA: What happened happened, and talking about it can't help that it never should have happened at all.
Are you okay? No.
Are you sleeping with the enemy? lt's pronounced Emily.
Having another doctor, one with complete autonomy, would give HankMed more bandwidth.
Okay, guys.
Are there any other options? Emily Peck.
You're the best.
And l miss you, Hank.
l really miss you.
Div Hey.
How are you? Hi, Divya.
Hey, Divs.
How's Raj? (lNAUDlBLE) Hey, say what, now? We can't hear you, Div.
lt's not working.
Div.
Divya.
l know.
We (LOUDLY) We can't hear you.
She's in London.
l don't think talking any louder is going to help.
l can't believe this.
This is supposed to be cutting-edge technology.
We can't have a conference call to London? This is so stupid.
(CHlMlNG) We've got to upgrade this stupid fossil.
What is this? Stupid She says you've got it on mute.
You have it on mute.
No, l don't.
(PRESSES MUTE BUTTON) DlVYA ON SPEAKER: Hello, boys.
Thank you.
He's a little slow.
All right, all right.
Hi.
Um, welcome to our first official online staff meeting.
That's pretty cool, right? lt's exciting.
Yeah.
How are you? How's Raj doing? Oh, he's great.
We are great.
It was really good for us to spend a few days alone together.
Good.
We even managed to finalize some of the wedding details.
Oh, that's cool.
Uh-huh.
You'll be happy to know that we have four artists (VOlCE CRACKLlNG) ceremony We can't hear you.
ginormous EVAN: You're roboting.
Yeah.
You're like (MlMlCKlNG ROBOTlC SPEECH) Come on.
Imagine the chaos EVAN: There we go.
of trying to get it all organized.
BOTH: Yeah, that's got to be really Chaotic.
Which leads me to giving you my official three-week notice.
What? l thought we had Three We had four weeks, right? Three weeks? Well, it's four weeks till the wedding.
Uh But I'll need to be in London the week before.
Right.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Look, I'll be back later on today, and we can talk about it then.
Great.
Hank.
Yeah.
Have you talked to Dr.
Peck aboutjoining the practice? She's still in San Diego, but l'll talk to her whenever she gets back.
Did you ever think that maybe next year, you and Raj will come back to the Hamptons and maybe just be part of HankMed again? Yeah.
You could l l'm sorry l said that, Div.
Oh.
She's not All right.
Just Ground Control to Major Tom.
She doesn't She's not Divya Dude, the thing is frozen.
There's nothing moving.
The circuit's dead.
What? Something's wrong with your (CELL PHONE CHlMlNG) Divya.
l've got to go.
Uh Way to go, Einstein.
You nailed it again.
(PEOPLE CHEERlNG) JlLL: lt's 8:00 in the morning.
l know.
We have a permit to start at 7:00, but we waited until 8:00 out of consideration to the neighbors.
lf you'll just bear with us, we'll be gone soon.
Soon? You've got, like, my backyard.
Twenty? l don't think it's that many.
Although, l don't know, you could be right.
Numbers aren't my thing.
l know, we're supposed to be good at math.
What are you going to do? But l'm a really good driver, so, uh, it makes up for that.
Oh, wait.
Excuse me.
l'm sorry.
Are you the really good driver who parked his van in my driveway, forcing me to park out in the street, where my car was towed? l'm sorry.
Could you excuse me? l need to deal with this.
Wouldn't want to inconvenience you.
Hey, l got your text.
Your car got towed? (SlGHlNG) Yeah.
Yeah.
lt's a long story.
Oh.
Thank you so much.
l don't know how l would have gotten to work.
Yeah, no.
What is going on? They're filming a reality TV show.
Apparently, all you need is a camera and people with no shame.
l've gotten, l don't know, maybe eight hours of sleep in the past three days.
Hmm.
Well, why don't you go to your parents'? Because my parents are there.
Right.
Well, um You can stay with me.
l don't think so.
No, really.
lt's no big deal.
l'll sleep on the couch.
You can have my room.
You won't be uncomfortable? l won't be uncomfortable.
Will you be uncomfortable? (PEOPLE CHEERlNG) l'll get my things.
Go faster, Craig! They're beating us! Oh, hell, no! Craig! Craig! Help! Help! Help! There was an accident.
l'm a doctor.
Take me out there.
Need an ambulance.
Okay, slow.
Slow.
Jill! l need a board to immobilize her spine! Got it.
Give me that board.
(COUGHlNG) That's it.
That's it.
Can you move your fingers and toes? lt hurts.
Let's get the board under her feet.
Here we go.
Slide it.
Slide it under.
That's it.
Keep it coming.
Got her head? Yeah.
lt's under her head.
Hey, can l help? Yeah, l need a life jacket.
Hold her head.
Got her.
That's it.
We got it.
All right.
Let's move.
Here you go, guys.
(GRUNTlNG) That's it.
(MAN CHATTERlNG) Oh, l hope she's okay.
Sorry.
l hope we got it all on tape.
Twenty-four-year-old female near drowning victim in respiratory arrest for possibly three minutes.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation initiated with resumption of respiration.
Now has a GCS of 15.
Boarded and collared.
Hamptons Heritage got the trauma alert.
ls she going to be okay? Please tell me she's going to be okay.
She's, like, my best friend.
Uh, they'll do a CT scan at the hospital to confirm that there's no spinal damage.
We'll know more then.
Oh! Thank God.
Uh Okay, okay.
TONY: Hank, right? Uh, yeah.
Hey.
l'm Tony Lee.
l produce the show.
Hi.
l have to tell you, that was one of the most incredible things l have ever seen.
Uh, thank you.
lf they're going to Jet Ski, as the producer, you might want to dial back on their margaritas.
Oh.
Actually, they weren't even drinking.
They just like to have fun.
Oh.
lt's not an excuse, just an explanation.
Right.
Anyway, uh, l really appreciate it and we will definitely pay you for your time.
Oh.
You don't have to pay me.
Uh, just as a small thing, if you could, uh, sign this, it would be very helpful to the show.
What is it? lt's just a legal release so we can show your face on camera.
Oh.
Uh, yeah.
l don't think so.
Okay.
Well, you know what? Hold onto it.
lf you're lf you're not happy, we'll blur your face.
Thank you.
A Gatsby party at the Blackstone Club with you? lt's a dream.
l'm dreaming.
Like, somebody should pinch me.
(CHUCKLES) Pinch me, not punch me.
My bad.
Ow! Okay.
We've established that l'm not dreaming.
(LAUGHlNG) And that l have a very low pain threshold, apparently.
But l honestly can't believe you and your family are members of Blackstone.
That's, like, the coolest thing ever.
Yeah.
We belong to a lot of clubs, but l don't usually tell people about Blackstone, because they always end up wanting to bring everyone and their uncle.
Really? Yeah.
You don't have to worry about me.
Or my uncle.
Oh.
l wasn't talking about you.
lf you wanted to bring someone sometime, that would be fine.
Really? Yeah.
That's cool.
Okay.
Ready? Ready.
Whoa.
We look awesome.
Well, you're half right.
What do you mean? Whoa! Apparently, the requirements for foreign doctors to practice general medicine in the US are the same for everyone, regardless of their experience.
lt's been a long time since l've taken a test.
l know it seems like a lot of hoops to jump through, especially for someone of your stature.
Shall l have Anthony prepare something else? No, no, no.
The food is fine.
l just don't have that much of an appetite.
What about research? That's another option.
And one you can start doing immediately, without taking any exams.
There are a number of hospitals interested in her research.
Although l'm not eager to lose you to the lab again.
You feel warm to me.
Are you all right? l'm fine.
l'm just a little tired.
Will you excuse me? Of course.
l'm worried about her, Hank.
Ever since she's arrived, she seems depressed.
And it's not just homesick.
lt's something different.
Well, maybe she just needs a little time to settle into her new life.
l can't believe you met the whole cast.
Like, l love l've loved every single episode of Share House.
l've seen every single one.
Aspen, South Beach, Malibu.
You know, it's hard to imagine that a TV show that appeals to the lowest common denominator would appeal to you.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
(LOUD MUSlC PLAYlNG) Sounds like the party is around back.
l'm going to go.
Oh, my God.
Go get 'em.
l'm going.
(SlGHS) Oh.
No comeback from Evan.
All right, what's going on? Oh, no, no, no.
He's just happy you're back.
We both are.
Hank.
Thanks for coming.
Sure.
Tony, this is Divya, my physician assistant.
Hi.
Hi.
So, uh, how's Brooke? Her neck is stiff and she's a little bruised, but there was no spinal damage.
That's a relief.
Yeah, it is.
So, uh, why l called.
Uh, you remember Craig? He was driving the Jet Ski with Brooke.
Uh-huh.
He was fine all day, but, uh, now, he's weak and nauseous.
Well, where is he? He's out back.
Come on.
Come on! Come on! (EXCLAlMS) Thank goodness you're here.
Craig's really not been feeling well.
l've been so worried about him.
Uh-huh.
Hey, Craig.
How you doing? Not too good, Doc.
l, uh l feel dizzy.
My mouth is dry and my vision's kind of blurry.
Yeah, the droopiness is bilateral.
So, we can rule out Bell's.
Mmm-hmm.
And it would be rare for a stroke to present itself symmetrically like this.
Pupils are dilated.
Are your legs weak? Yeah.
Do you have headaches? Any history of seizures? Are you taking over-the-counter drugs or any type of drugs? No, no, no, and hell, no.
Let me see your eyes for a second.
Open your mouth.
Say, ''Ah.
'' Ah.
lt's bilateral.
Take your shirt off and sit forward on the chaise lounge.
How awesome is this episode going to be? TONY: This is compelling TV.
l just wish l didn't have to blur your brother's face.
What is that? Hank wouldn't sign a release.
That's one of the reasons l called him back.
l'm trying to change his mind.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, let me talk to him.
Yeah.
Hey, Tony.
Um l'm not sure what's wrong with Craig.
We'll have to wait and see the test results.
Well, can he stay here? He's going to want to.
He is? Yeah, well, you know, Craig's our before-and-after guy.
He used to be really shy and overweight.
Spent his life being invisible.
But he's been working his butt off to get into shape and change his life.
And look at him.
He did it.
He's a great guy and And this is his chance to be seen.
Hey.
Am l okay, Doc? What did you find? Well, um We don't know, yet.
Hey, Craig.
Do you want to stay in the Share House or go home? What, are you kidding? l want to stay.
l l do want to stay.
DlVYA: So, what are you thinking? Guillain-Barré? lncreasing lCP from mass and herniation? lt could also be Lyme, Myasthenia Gravis Pending lab results, the course could easily and rapidly worsen.
So, he'll need hourly neuro assessments.
Mmm-hmm.
Monitoring to ensure the airway remains patent.
l'll stay.
Are you sure? Yeah.
l'll call you if l need you.
Okay.
Good luck.
No margaritas.
(CRlCKETS CHlRPlNG) Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
(BOTH SCREAMlNG) What are you doing here? Well, not what you were going to be doing, l'll tell you that.
Hand me my bra.
Yeah.
Sure.
What the hell is Dude.
Don't even think about it.
We'll do it later.
Oh, God.
Sorry.
Hey.
That's all right.
Uh What is all of this? (CHUCKLlNG) lt's my home away from home.
l spend my life in here watching other people living theirs.
Everyone has a story to tell, and my job is to find it.
Well, um, l'm looking for Craig.
Have you seen him? (TYPlNG) Kitchen.
CRAlG: You're strong.
MlKELL: l work out.
(BOTH LAUGHlNG) Whoa.
(CLEARlNG THROAT) l am seeing two of you.
How much have you had to drink? A lot.
l love your earrings.
Well, that's what separates us from animals, you know.
Earrings? Our ability to accessorize.
l design handbags.
Yeah.
(SlGHlNG) You know what? l need to have Craig go back to bed.
Hmm.
Alone.
l need to see all the footage with Craig in it from the past week.
Okay.
(HUMMlNG) Good morning.
Hey.
Okay.
How many for breakfast? Just the two of us.
Really? Yeah, Emily left last night.
Jill left early this morning.
The Breakfast of Champions.
(MOCK LAUGHS) Fruity Puffs.
Breakfast of you.
Nice.
Mmm-hmm.
All right.
lt was all just a mix-up.
Yeah, l kind of gathered that.
So, was Emily pissed off? Not at all.
She was cool.
She totally gets it.
You know, l just told her the truth, and that was that.
That's good.
So, it's not going to be awkward when we see her later? Not unless you make it awkward, which you do.
No, l don't.
Well Oh, oh, oh! Check it out.
So, Tony emailed me some footage of your rescue that he cut together.
Uh-huh.
Um, l'm just going to preface by saying, in all seriousness, l've seen you do some pretty amazing things since we've been here.
This trumps all of them.
Help! I'm a doctor.
Take me out there.
That was pretty good.
Look at your eyes.
Look at the intent.
l know.
You look like a cheetah.
Look at the look on her face.
(AMBULANCE SlREN WAlLlNG) (STOPS VlDEO) Yeah.
That was me.
So, why not just sign the release? Oh! l mean, this kind of thing is life changing for regular people.
Okay? Just imagine what this could do for someone who actually has talent.
How do you want your no? Fast or slow? Oh, my God.
l'm l'm baffled by you.
And l, you, my friend.
lt's just, with medicine, you'll try anything.
With everything else, you're close-minded.
l don't think l'm close-minded.
l know.
You think you're open-minded when it comes to new things Mmm-hmm.
which is true, as long as the new things are exactly the same as the old things.
All right, maybe you're right.
l am right.
l'll keep an open mind.
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) ln the future.
All right.
(MUTTERlNG) Come in.
Thank you.
Please.
How are you feeling? Tired.
Nauseated.
Pregnant.
l'm going to be needing an OB soon, and l was hoping you could help me out with some recommendations? Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
Let me give you a quick check-up while you're here.
Hmm.
Your lymph nodes are swollen.
And you're running a little fever.
l might have a touch of the flu.
Okay.
l guess you'll want to do a full blood panel to rule out infections? Yes.
And a repeat ultrasound.
Arm, please.
Thank you.
So, Boris thinks you're depressed and homesick.
Boris is an extremely private man.
He has brought you into his confidence, and that says something about you.
But don't assume you know him.
l don't.
But keeping something like this from him can be stressful to you and maybe l will take care of my relationship with Boris.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
HANK: So, what we're asking is, what would you think about joining HankMed? Okay, give me a clue as to whether you're kidding or not.
l'm not kidding.
Good clue.
Divya's getting married in four weeks.
So So, you want me to replace a physician assistant? HANK: No, no, no.
Not at all.
No.
Divya leaving just underscores how short-staffed we are.
We want you to join as an equal partner.
Thank you.
That is quite an offer.
l have a counterproposal.
Of course you do.
See, l told you this was a mistake.
A counterproposal that builds on your idea.
Why don't we hear what the lady has to say, try to keep an open mind? When l was in California, l met with some venture capitalists who agreed that the concierge medical practice is ripe for franchising.
They have money.
Lots of money.
And they want me to be front and center for their idea.
Why you? Why not him? l'm prettier.
HANK: But if they want you, why come to me? Because you've already done the hard work.
You've shown how to deliver concierge medicine to a community.
We want to franchise it.
How many cities do you see doing this in? Just a few to start.
Places that have a market for concierge medicine.
New York, Palm Beach, Los Angeles.
You wouldn't even have to leave the Hamptons.
All right.
Let me think about it.
Yeah, we'll both think about it.
Great.
EVAN: Thirty-one flavors.
That's a lot of flavors.
We both chose Jamoca Almond Fudge.
What are the odds of that? High.
All right.
l'm thinking of a number right now between one and 100.
Hundred.
Are you kidding me? How did you Can you read my mind? Yes.
What am l thinking right now? You can read it, all right.
Maybe you can, uh, help me with something.
Emily's counterproposal.
Okay, now, you have to stop doing that.
That's That's creeping me out.
Yes.
Emily's counterproposal.
l think it sounds like a good idea.
lt is a good idea.
l just feel like she's going to be the captain and me and Hank are just passengers on her ship, you know? Okay.
Well, if you decide to go into business with someone like that, you can't just react.
You have to be as aggressive as they are.
Okay.
Make sure you control the agenda.
You call the next meeting.
Totally.
Yeah.
l'll call her right now.
Hey, in my dad's office, his chair is three inches higher than the couch.
So, when he has a meeting, people have to look up to him.
Your dad scares me.
You stayed up all night and watched these DVD's? Well, l was looking for clues as to what was ailing Craig.
And what did you find out? Mikell is a total fake.
Huh? She's had a showmance with every male character on this show.
She didn't even start hooking up with Craig until after his accident.
l'm sorry.
Did you just say ''showmance''? Yeah.
lt's a relationship for the sake of the cameras.
Divya? Mmm-hmm.
Divya.
Yeah.
l think we're losing sight of why we're here.
You're right.
Right.
Yeah.
Craig's symptoms lock up with drug abuse and he's always sneaking around, but l haven't found any drugs.
Yeah.
His tox screen was clean.
Although there are some designer drugs that would escape detection.
Craig, it's important that you're honest with me.
Have you done any kind of drug? Smoked, swallowed, injected anything? Could l talk to you off camera? We're not trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
We're just We're really just trying to tell your story.
Listen, you can either turn off that camera, or you can leave it on and l can have this conversation with Craig someplace else.
Turn it off.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, look.
Working out, staying in shape, it's very important to me.
But l suffer from hyperhidrosis.
So Oh, my God.
ls it fatal? No.
Hyperhidrosis is excessive sweating.
l've always been really self-conscious about it, carrying fresh shirts with me everywhere l go.
So, just before filming, l had 20 shots injected into my armpits.
l just didn't want to sweat on camera.
And it worked, l'm as dry as the Sahara.
You used Botox.
No way.
l used lndelaTox.
lt's lt's much better than Botox.
You should have told us.
lt's too humiliating.
There's nothing too humiliating for this show.
This is your story.
Your pain can help others.
Craig, lndelaTox is derived from a poison.
And some people can have a bad reaction.
And there can be unforeseen consequences.
Like what? Like botulism.
Botulism? Dr.
Lawson? Yeah.
Meet Dr.
Tripp out of the CDC headquarters.
Hi.
Uh, Jill brought us the anti-toxin from the CDC here.
We're just looking for guidance on dosage.
Type A? Uh-huh.
We believe the botulism was contracted from 20 injections to his armpit sweat glands.
Patient has no history of asthma, no sensitivity in skin test.
Ali right.
Give 7500 IU via IV at a one to 10 dilution.
Got it.
lt will take weeks for the CDC to confirm that lndelaTox was the source.
But because the disease can progress so rapidly, we're not going to wait.
How rapidly? We caught it early.
You're going to be fine.
Will l get better right away? This will stop the progression of the disease, but it will take time for the nerves to repair themselves.
MlKELL: ls he staying here? Just because it would break his heart if he infected us all.
DlVYA: lt's not transmitted person to person.
The Clostridium organisms are injected, ingested in food, or in some cases, grow on wounds.
But it's so kind of you to care for him so much.
Yeah, but what What Hello? Hello? (SlGHS lN FRUSTRATlON) Hey, dude.
So, l noticed your camera guy is not getting many shots of Hank's, uh, second big save in there.
l'm telling you, okay, l'm telling you l can convince him to sign off.
He's He's, like He needs to be worn down, that's all.
Good.
Because that will be all l have.
What do you mean? Filming in the Hamptons is a nightmare.
One of the restaurants won't let me shoot at night.
Another one says only one camera.
And the nicest places, the ones that would really show the cast breaking into the elite crowd out here, are totally stiff-arming me.
lt's going to be Share House: Malibu all over again, but without the palm trees.
Whoa.
God.
Well, you'll always have botulism, right? The medical stuff has been killer.
Yeah.
Maybe you should just follow a concierge doctor around.
Just picture this for one second, okay? Hero doc.
All right? Helping the rich and shameless, one thrilling medical montage at a time.
That's a show.
Could you convince Hank to move? Why would he move? l just told you.
Filming here is a nightmare.
lf l can't get in anywhere, there's no show.
He is the show.
That's what l'm saying.
You said it yourself.
He's a natural, right? Listen.
Evan.
l like the idea.
But with no access to the Hamptons, it would make Concierge Doctor: The Hamptons a bit of a misnomer.
l've got to find out where other concierge docs are practicing.
What about the Blackstone Club? What if What if you could get your whole cast into the Blackstone Club? The Blackstone? Yeah.
Pipe dream.
What if l could make that pipe dream come true? l'm sorry about the mix-up last night.
Dear Penthouse Forum No, seriously.
You should feel free to stay again if you want.
Hmm.
l'm not sure l can handle all the traffic in your bedroom.
No.
Crossing guard starts tonight.
Honestly, Hank, it kind of bothered me.
And l know it shouldn't have.
But it did.
And l knew you were seeing her.
lt was just different, me seeing her.
Right.
l was surprised to hear from you, and so soon.
Really? Not so long ago, you were calling me a Succubus.
Yes, l may have been a tad harsh.
You like the franchising idea, right? Even though Hank didn't? He didn't not like it, though.
There was no stonewall phase or, like, knee-jerk slap-down.
So, that's actually pretty close to liking it for him.
You're kidding.
Yeah.
He can be, uh, close-minded at times.
He just doesn't jump into new things.
Uh Business things.
So, you think Hank might accept franchising as part of our partnership? You do understand that it would be a three-way split, right? The partnership would be yours, his and mine.
Okay.
Without getting too nitpicky, since when does a CFO's contribution to a medical practice equal a doctor's? l'm not all math and good looks, lady.
l also spearhead marketing and PR.
ln fact, l have a little side project that will dovetail quite nicely with this new venture.
(PAGER BEEPlNG) AUTOMATED VOlCE: Your table is ready.
Our table is ready.
How's the nausea? Gone.
And no bad reaction to the anti-toxin? All very positive.
Yeah.
Just wish l had more strength.
lt's like torture watching everybody else have the fun.
Nobody wants to come near me.
Even Mikell is keeping her distance.
Stop it.
CRAlG: She hasn't come by to say hi all day.
Coincidentally, neither have the cameras.
You know, when l was a little girl, l was a beanpole.
Stick straight with a giant head on top.
Kind of like a lollipop with glasses.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
See, l had the opposite problem.
Too much lollipop, not enough stick.
l was the nice, chubby guy all the girls just wanted to be friends with.
Do you ever feel like that beanpole anymore? More often than l'd care to admit.
(LAUGHS) But then, that little girl spent far too much time worrying whether people liked her.
Now, l'd rather spend time enjoying the company of people l like.
Maybe l would be better off getting that rest in a nice, camera-free hospital.
l'll make the arrangements.
Toxoplasmosis? Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, l didn't know much about where you were detained in Cuba.
So, l covered the bases.
And you knew it was a serious concern for pregnant women.
Now, if you contracted this before you were pregnant Then there's no danger for the fetus.
But there's no way we can pinpoint that for sure.
Well, l've ordered specialized labs for lgG, lgM, and avidity to determine how advanced the disease is.
We need to test for CNS toxo.
Get an LP and an MRl.
l haven't seen anything in your mental status to raise concerns about encephalitis.
Well, my mood swings may not be hormonal.
What did you say? Cover the bases? Yeah, okay.
We can do that.
Also, um, l discovered something interesting about this infection.
What's that? Well, if you did have this before you were pregnant, your odds of having a boy increase two to one.
And as you know, Boris' genetic illness is passed from father to son.
(SlGHS) When Boris and l ended our relationship five years ago, it was because of one thing.
One thing l could not change his mind about.
Children.
He wants his disease to die with him.
(SlGHlNG) Usually, toxoplasmosis is benign and resolves itself in a couple of weeks.
But Marisa's case is different or Hank is concerned l may be immuno-compromised from my incarceration.
Yeah, that's the worst-case scenario.
l just want to proceed with caution, starting with an MRl.
We'll take the helicopter to Columbia Presbyterian.
l'll make arrangements on the way.
Uh, Hamptons Heritage is already expecting us.
Their MRl machine works exactly the same as one in Manhattan.
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG) Why did you text me? Just come inside.
l told you, your name is on the list.
No, l know.
l have to make a little confession first.
lt's actually, like, kind of a question.
lt's actually more of a syntax thing, really.
Evan.
ls there any world in which your offer for me to invite somebody might be extrapolated to include twelve somebodies? Twelve? Yeah, just Yeah, just Um (SlGHS lN DlSBELlEF) Hey.
Then Then All right, it's cool.
l'll send them away.
l'll just tell them right now.
Hey.
What's up, man? Hey.
Wait.
Wait.
Share House? Same as Share House: South Beach, Malibu, Aspen? (LAUGHS) That's the one.
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
l'm so thrilled you're doing a Hamptons one.
Well, thanks to Evan.
Um, actually, guys Actually, uh, we can't promise anything.
But l will talk to the executive manager.
He's an old family friend.
Okay.
Thank you.
And you're going to need a smaller camera than that.
Yeah, you'll need a smaller camera than that.
Come on.
Thank you so much.
Absolutely.
Come on, guys.
Let's do this.
Let's party.
Well? Uh, let's go inside.
Hi.
What did you find? May l speak freely? Please.
No lesions on your brain.
Your MRl was completely clean.
(SlGHlNG) So, what, now? Antibiotics? lt's an infection, yes? Yes.
Yes, of course.
Can you get me some water, please? All right.
Spiramycin is better than pyrimethamine-sulfonamide for pregnant patients.
As for fetal infection We can't know until the amniocentesis, which we can't do for several weeks.
About the time you'll find out if it's a boy or a girl.
(SlGHS) Well, sometimes, you just have to wait and see.
But we can do bi-weekly ultrasounds.
Watch for developmental milestones.
(lNAUDlBLE) (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSlC PLAYlNG) (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) Whoa! Whoa! Okay.
Paige.
Nice to see you.
This is awesome.
And you get to mingle with the cast of your favorite show.
That's cool.
lt's not my favorite.
Why did you let them in? Because l didn't want them to feel as let down as l do.
They're not the ones who screwed up.
Wait.
l'm sorry.
l thought you Yeah, you thought that l would ignore the fact that you completely took advantage after l told you how much l hate when people take advantage.
No, no, no.
l'm so sorry.
(STAMMERlNG) l know.
l got excited.
l saw a business opportunity.
l jumped on it.
(STAMMERlNG) l'm an idiot.
l know.
Can we get past it so we can focus on what's really important right now, which is how beautiful my outfit looks? And yours? Paige, l'm sorry.
No, don't.
You hurt me.
And you can't just charm your way out of this.
Oh, excuse me.
Hey, Mikell.
Mikell? You all right? Do l look all right? They make the mint juleps really strong here.
Do you want me to get you a glass of water? No, l've seen this before.
With Hank's patient at the Share House.
Hey, Mikell? Whoa.
Let's sit you down.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Mikell.
Mikell.
Hey, Mikell.
Mikell? Um, Paige, don't be mad, but l need to invite just a few more people.
Who? Hank.
And maybe some paramedics, too.
So, apparently, Craig's botulism was not from lndelaTox.
lt was something the whole house was exposed to.
Yeah, Divya is checking there now.
l told her to start with the booze cabinet.
Oh, well, actually, they probably weren't drunk.
Slurred speech, double vision and coordination problems are all symptoms of botulism.
No way.
Mmm-hmm.
Will they be okay? ln a few weeks, yeah.
Thank goodness.
Guess the show can go on.
Happy ending, at least.
Mmm-hmm.
And it will, uh, help me sell my new idea.
l want to do a show in an emergency room like this one.
(QUlETLY) What about the The concierge doctor idea? l think this will be bigger.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hey, Divya.
What did you find? Hey.
So, l was thinking about the footage from the Share House cameras.
Mmm-hmm.
And it struck me.
Craig was always sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night to meet Mikell.
Although she was spending a lot of time in the hot tub with Matt.
That girl will go anywhere there's a camera.
Uh, Divya? What does that have to do with botulism? l saw Craig opening up some salsa one night before Mikell arrived.
Then, when we visited them, the rest of the cast was having some.
So, l found the jar.
And the top was bulging slightly, indicating contamination.
Yep.
Okay.
Craig.
Did you eat any salsa the night before your symptoms began? Uh Yeah.
l'm kind of an emotional eater, and just the stress of the show and meeting Mikell, l just didn't That is so sweet.
(LAUGHS) Hey, what took you so long? The camera's been on me for at least Could you call the CDC and make sure they track down the source? There could be other contaminated jars.
Thank you.
Wow.
That was nice work, detective.
Seriously.
lt's too bad you had to watch so much ''lowest common denominator'' television to do it.
But You know, l actually understand why people are so drawn in to reality television.
Really? Yeah.
lt's a great escape from reality.
lt is.
Wait.
You want to escape from reality? Which part of reality? Dr.
Tripp.
Yes, l Yes, l've been trying to get hold of you.
lt's good to have you back in town.
But you found a way to keep my spot warm.
l told you.
She was just sleeping here to escape the noise at her place.
You did tell me that.
Look, we're just friends.
l know you're friends.
l'm not sure about the ''just'' part.
lt's true.
l know you think it's true.
She might even think it's true, but it's not.
You're saying we're secretly dating each other without our knowledge? Believe me, l don't want to see this.
But l think there are unresolved feelings there.
On both sides.
Okay.
Then, maybe we should talk about that.
No, we shouldn't.
Not even a little bit.
(CHlMlNG) Did you just e-mail me? Yep.
l'm right here.
Yeah, l'd like a record of your response.
Uh, an e-mail trail.
(SlGHlNG) ''Will you return to the Hamptons next summer ''to work for HankMed?'' l don't know.
Written reply, please.
(SlGHlNG) (CHlMlNG) ''l don't know'' is not a ''no.
'' So, l have an on the record ''maybe.
'' Good.
HANK: Boris, hey.
Just dropping off the antibiotics for Marisa.
You on your way out? l actually wanted to speak with you before you saw her.
Everything okay? That was to be my question to you.
Oh, well, if you're concerned, you should really talk to Marisa.
l'm talking to you, Hank.
What were you two discussing in the MRl chamber? You know l can't tell you that.
May l remind you where you're standing, Hank? My property, my largesse helps make your business possible.
And l appreciate it.
But you have to talk to Marisa.
She won't tell me anything.
So, just ls she going to be all right or