Royal Pains s05e03 Episode Script

Lawson Translation

Previously on Royal Pains Dmitry is back.
Do you really think he had something to do - with Boris's death? - I don't know.
But I'm gonna find out.
I think I figured out Dmitry's motive.
Boris and Dmitry were brothers.
His name is Milos.
He's Boris's cousin.
He seems really upset about Boris's death.
So when are you meeting up with him? He lives in Budapest.
Your HCG levels have plateaued.
This pregnancy may not be viable.
So we met with Shelby.
She offered to have us take a look at their hospital in Savannah.
I'll go.
Would you want to go along? Georgia.
I'm willing to travel.
Great, it's this weekend.
What about you? Oh, I'm not going.
Just Divya.
And now, you.
This is a cease and desist order.
The use of the home professional office shall be prohibited.
You look nervous.
Me? No.
- Yeah.
- Why? I've never been to City Hall.
It's called Village Hall.
- What? - Evan, relax.
You're gonna be great.
- I know.
- Mr.
and Mrs.
Lawson.
- Ms.
Ballard.
- Hi.
What brings the two of you here to Village Hall? All of our other neighbors have agreed to allow Hankmed to continue to operate - out of Shadow Pond.
- Right.
So I'm submitting a signed petition to ask for a zoning waiver.
I hope you won't take this too personally or anything.
Of course not.
In fact, after your lovely party I started thinking maybe I should support Hankmed.
Oh! Well I I don't know what to say.
But I also thought that before I signed anything, I should do my due diligence.
And that's when I discovered that Hankmed doesn't have a valid business license.
So even if you wanted to get on tonight's agenda, you couldn't, because you're not a business.
What do you mean we're not a valid business? I know.
It's crazy.
I forgot to check one little box when I applied for our original license.
Like, one box, Henry! A little one.
The woman is like a psycho.
She's out to get me or something.
Okay, I'm I'm sorry.
So, we've never been licensed? I've already fixed it.
We just have to shut down for, like, 72 hours.
- Why? - That's how long the business license will take to get processed.
- Three days? - I prefer 72 hours.
Luckily, we have a light schedule.
Yeah, we also won't have Divya and Jeremiah.
They'll both be in Savannah.
Which is why Paige has already rescheduled all non-emergent appointments.
If there is an emergency, one of the on call doctors can handle it.
For you, I've booked a massage, a yoga class, and a golf lesson.
I'm sorry, massages, yoga, and golf for three days? Henry, you need to relax.
I've spent the last six months relaxing.
I want to be working.
- You're also a little tense.
- I'm not tense! - I'm angry! - All right.
In that case, I'll cancel the golf.
The massage is at 2:00.
Yoga's at 4:00.
What's Dmitry doing with Boris's Porsche? I don't know.
Maybe he's getting it serviced? What I do know is Dmitry is still out of town.
Maybe I should take a trip.
That's a great idea.
I'm so happy you said that.
Where would you go? You could go to Miami, - or the Bahamas, or - Budapest.
Yeah, that would have been my next idea.
Oh.
Seriously? Milos is still eager to talk, but insists that we meet in person.
It made me wonder if he knows something about Boris's death.
So, what, you'd tell Milos your suspicions about Dmitry? I need to get to know him first.
Well, here's a crazy idea.
Why don't we just go together? No, no.
You need to stay here and take care of our non-business.
Hey, our non-business is sending you to Europe.
Show a little gratitude.
Excuse me.
Yes, thank you for calling me back.
I have an appointment to check my HCG levels on Monday.
Monday.
At 4:30.
I'd like to see if I could come in early.
I see.
No, no.
No, thank you anyway.
Uh, after we check in, I thought that we'd I've rearranged our itinerary.
Jeremiah, what's the rush? We're here for two days.
I've decided to go back tonight.
Well, hello, Hankmed! There you are! Welcome to Savannah.
Hi.
Mary Kay Higgins.
Director of Symphony Guest Services.
I am so sorry that I missed y'all at the airport.
I tried to retrieve you two at the luggage go-round.
We didn't check in any bags.
- I'm leaving tonight.
- Uh-huh.
But we are so looking forward - to our tour of Savannah General.
- Well, terrific, 'cause your rooms here aren't quite ready yet, but that will give me plenty of time to make it up to you.
I'm parked right over here.
Now, the health and wellness fair starts at 3:00.
So, I'm first gonna show you our fair city, and then I thought y'all might like to see Savannah's sand Gnats.
I think that Dr.
Sacani is in a hurry, so Ms.
Higgins, I would love to see your sand Gnats.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Don't forget, folks, today is the first of two games against the Augusta Greenjackets.
How do you know about the sand Gnats? They're a single "A" farm team.
Well, I have never been to a baseball game before.
I had no idea that you were such a big fan of base Ball? That was right down Broadway! Let's go, Moe! Let's go, Moe! Let's go, Moe! Now up to bat, Moe Gilley.
And Franklin beats him on a high outside pitch.
He's pitching him outside.
He should go to the opposite field.
They're shading him to pull left.
- Pull left why, Jeremiah? - Moe Gilley.
Back up to the plate.
Oh, he shatters his bat! Oh, so you make an out - if you break your bat.
- No.
Then why is he going back to the bunker? - The dugout.
- Oh, like cricket.
Nothing like cricket.
Why is he talking to that player? He's not a coach.
- Is that even allowed.
- Yes.
Because he's no longer in the bunker dugout.
He's in the ready area.
How much longer is this gonna go on? I know.
This game does seem to be rather long.
No, I was talking about your questions.
And Gilley struggling a little bit, with two strikes and no runners on base.
And he races a single out to right field.
Ah, right field.
Right advice.
Tripp Doby up to bat, one runner on base.
Tripp is batting a .
187, three RBIs, and one homerun this season.
And he rips one to right field! Going and it's gone! And takes a fall before he gets to first base.
He he's back up.
He's rounding third and he falls again! There must be something wrong.
Royal Pains 5x03 - Lawson Translation Original air date June 26, 2013 I don't know what happened.
They just gave out on me.
I couldn't get from base to base without wobbling, and then at third it was over.
A Oh, thanks.
Uh, Divya, do you mind standing over there? Has this ever happened before? No.
Well, yesterday my right leg gave out on me a little bit.
I mean, it was weird, but I didn't think it was a big deal.
You know, I play 140 games a year, seven days a week sometimes.
It's gonna take a toll.
Did you ever get to play in "The Show"? No.
No, I never caught the dream.
Tell you what, though, I'll never give up on baseball.
I'd l'd like to get you to a hospital.
You could use an M.
R.
I.
, a blood draw, an E.
M.
G.
Come on, man, I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm feeling much better, but I promise you, if it changes I'll see the team doc.
He comes back into town next week, so - Whoops.
- Here.
- May I? - Of course.
Can you fold your arms across your chest and stand up? Right this way.
- Mr.
Kuester Ratenicz.
- Dr.
Lawson.
What a pleasure.
Hmm.
Thank you for traveling so far.
I'm happy to meet you, too.
And please, call me Hank.
- Call me Milos.
- Will do.
Please, sit.
Drink? No, uh, thank you.
I want to first extend my sympathies for your loss.
Thank you.
In our family, the men always prepare for an early death.
But it's true, we never expected to lose my cousin in an explosion.
I understand your grief.
Boris wasn't just a patient, he was he was my friend.
You are very humble.
Especially since Boris was so healthy, thanks to you.
Another reason, I must confess, I am glad we finally meet.
I share more than a surname with Boris.
You have the same genetic disease my most recent bone scans.
Would you mind taking a look? - Of course.
- Thank you.
Yep.
Low bone density.
What does your doctor say about myopathy? No, hmm how you say degeneration? No trouble breathing.
Well, those are good signs.
Milos, I'm not a specialist in your family disease, but you might consider flexible intramedullary fixation devices, which protect weak bones.
I'd be happy to research these if you I would like.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Welcome to Savannah General.
I'm Britney, your admissions liaison.
- Oh, where's the waiting room? - We don't have one.
No one waits here.
In addition to our hospital's state-of-the-art medical facilities, we also have a full service salon for our staff, patients, and their guests.
Uh-huh.
I just need a bathroom.
Oh.
A little further.
Over here, to the left.
Where? Okay, though I trust you completely, - this is still - Stop.
Somewhat scary.
What? - Surprise! - Oh, wow! - Sit.
- What is this? I got all of your favorites.
- Caviar.
- Ooh! - Smelly cheeses.
- Nice.
- Fancy crackers.
- What's the occasion? You.
Me.
Alone for three days.
Let's make the most of them.
I'm actually okay with what happened this morning.
Yeah? It gave me some time to do a little research.
It turns out, a private citizen can make public comments at the conclusion of council business, - like at the end of the meeting.
- Uh-huh.
So, private citizen "me" can submit a petition to get a zoning waiver approved.
That way, once our business license is processed, all our problems are gone for good.
- Evan, that's great.
- I know.
Now all I've gotta do is cut my presentation down from ten minutes to five minutes.
Um, maybe three minutes, too.
You want to rehearse, don't you? No.
I think I remember how to do this.
Hey, doc.
Um, good news.
As the doctor explained, your M.
R.
I.
is clear, so there's no mass, and there's no spinal fracture.
- Oh, so I'm okay? - It's true.
What happened today might - be an isolated incident.
- Good.
We've got our second game against the Jackets tomorrow.
I understand how much baseball means to you.
Oh, come on, you too.
I saw the old-school scorecard in your pocket.
You're a real fan, aren't you? Um, my dad taught me.
We were ahem.
He loved sports.
And I love statistics.
Baseball was something we could share.
Yeah, did you promise your dad you'd make it to the big leagues, too? Oh, I was never a player, just an admirer.
Every game, a player steps up to the plate and tries to hit a 95-mile-an-hour ball in 1/10th of a second, and every game, it happens.
Watching baseball is seeing the impossible become possible.
Yeah, I just like the sound the bat makes when I hit one on the screws.
I like that, too.
When will we get the first results? Right away.
Really can't take your eyes off her, can you? Who? All right, man, it wasn't a criticism, just an observation.
Divya is my colleague, nothing more.
Sorry to interrupt.
Tripp's blood and E.
M.
G.
results will be ready tomorrow.
Where will you be? At the stadium.
Two tickets? Uh, one will do.
She's not a fan.
Hey, Ev, it's me.
I just wanted to let you know that everything's fine.
I had a long talk with Milos.
Turns out he actually spent a lot of time with Boris when they were growing up.
Anyway, Milos seems cool, and this city is amazing.
I mean, it's just so beautiful.
Tell you everything when I get home, but I'm really glad I made the trip.
All right, bye.
Ooh.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh.
Oh.
What? What's going on whoa! Uhh.
He is awake.
Boris? Hello, Hank.
Don't worry, you're safe You're in Budapest and in a secure location.
It's okay, it's just a fast-acting sedative.
You will be fine.
Took the liberty to get your bags from the hotel, if it's okay.
But obviously, explanations are in order.
Hell, yes, they're in order.
Let's get you some coffee, and I'll start from the beginning.
Welcome to our health and wellness fair.
I do hope y'all enjoy it.
Honestly, our unplanned trip to your E.
R.
is going to be hard to top.
Well, take a look around as long as you like, and give a holler when you're ready to go to your hotel.
Thank you.
They certainly are nice around here Jeremiah? Excuse me.
Can you answer a question about high-risk obstetrics? Yes, I run the perinatal center.
If I may, I'm a P.
A.
for a primary care physician.
We have a patient.
She's about six weeks pregnant, and her HCG levels are low and seem to have plateaued.
Oh, that can be rough.
But recently she's been experiencing Uh, morning sickness.
Uh, well, really, middle of the day nausea.
Is that a sign that her hormones could be rising? No, there's been no correlation shown between nausea and rising HCG levels.
When was the last time your patient was tested? Uh, two days ago.
But she has another appointment scheduled on Monday.
She can be checked sooner than that.
Have her call me.
Uh, she's leaving town tomorrow, but, uh, thank you.
So After the car crash following Carlos's birth, and then the poison that was found in your pool And then the HVAC infiltrator, you and Dmitry allied yourselves? I wanted to know who was trying to kill me.
I presented the possibility of betraying Boris to a few of his family members.
The last person I expected to be interested was Milos.
My cousin and I were quite close at one time.
I was a mentor of his.
But, he jumped at the chance to hire Dima.
We weighed his offer and decided the only way to stop these attacks and discover why Milos was so eager for my demise was to let him actually think Dima had succeeded in killing me.
And let all your friends think the same.
No, actually, I thought we should bring you into our trust.
I was the one who insisted on you not being drawn in, Hank.
The dangers of which were made all too real by your injury at Shadow Pond.
An unintended consequence that, believe me, I deeply regret.
Not to mention the brain surgery, the six months of painful recovery.
What about Marisa? Does she know? Of course.
She and Carlos are staying - In a secure location.
- Yes.
I hope you understand, Hank, that this decision was not taken lightly, and that as my friend, you will forgive the deception.
Has your plan shed any light on what Milos is after? Some.
He refuses to go to the U.
S.
, but continues to push for access to Shadow Pond.
Whatever he wants seems to be there, which is why Dmitry has been working in my home, - and for so long.
- But much to Milos's frustration, I've been releasing the details of the inventory just one item at a time, till we find out what he wants.
Hmm.
Well, why not just have him arrested for attempted murder? Yeah.
Extradition is a complicated process, but that is our ultimate goal.
Will we approve speed bumps or speed humps in our public parking lots? - I vote bumps.
- I vote humps.
Let us table this discussion until our next session.
The floor is now open for public comment.
Before I start, I'd just like to thank my old friend, Warren, for his many years of community service, and congratulate him on his retirement.
But how can I do justice in such a short time? Mr.
Hollingsworth, you've given me a wonderful idea.
I move that the five minute limit be waived so that councilman Bostwick can be saluted properly by the public.
Rules are meant to be broken on occasions - as sentimental as this.
- Thoughtful as ever, Blythe.
I first met Warren when I was four years old, on the monkey bars at St.
Barnabas preschool.
I am so sorry for the confusion, but we only have the six rooms, and when Dr.
Sacani lovely name, by the way cancelled his reservation, that room was snatched up in no time.
But, as you can see, Ms.
Katdare's suite is rather roomy.
And with a pull-out not that a pull-out is ever gonna scream "luxury" I won't oversell it.
I can't sleep here.
I'll take the sofa bed.
No, I'll call a cab.
Could you give us a few minutes? Take your time.
What's wrong with you? This entire trip, you have been so brusque with me.
Look, if I have done something to upset you, just tell me, because honestly I cannot take this anymore.
I miss the old Jeremiah.
The one without the beard.
The the one who was my friend.
I love you.
And now, there's a large swarm of bees circling around my house.
Eh, must be several hundreds of them.
I believe the hour allotted for public comment is over.
It's actually not closed because there's over a minute left, and my name's on the sign-in sheet, Evan R.
Lawson.
- He's right.
- Very well.
- Take your minute.
- Thank you very much.
- Appreciate that.
- You're very welcome.
No, you had a minute when you stood up and said you had a minute, now you have 37 seconds.
- She's right.
- Thanks.
Great.
So, Hankmed has been in business for two full years, serving the community, providing medical services when and where our patients need it.
Its impact on the neighborhood has been minimal, vastly outweighed by the advantages it provides, because wouldn't you like to know that day or night, in an emergency, that you could be seen by a professional neighborhood doctor? As opposed to having to drag your sick self to the local E.
R.
? Well, guess what.
Our neighbors would, which is why all but one of them signed this petition to grant Hankmed a zoning waiver that would allow Hankmed to continue to serve the great historic township of Southampton in the manner that it not only expects, but deserves.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Evan R.
Lawson, private citizen of the Hamptons, and I thank you! Sorry, what is she saying? Mr.
Lawson, we would be happy to consider your waiver pending an environmental impact study on the effects of medical waste in a residential neighborhood.
Okay.
How long will that take? Oh, not long.
Six months to a year.
No, no.
Just please tell me you didn't Less speaking and more playing.
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Hank.
Checkmate.
Can't be late for my date with Milos, can I? - Dima.
- Huh? As you have learned, Hank, my relationship with Dmitry is very complicated.
Well, brothers are never simple.
I connected the dots on your family's medical history.
I'm impressed.
What I don't understand is why it's a secret.
Yes.
A mandate, from our mother.
When I was quite young, my mother had an affair that produced Dmitry.
My father, understandably, would not allow him to be raised in our home, so, my aunt my mother's sister brought him up in their native Russia.
After my father died, my mother told us we were brothers but that no one could ever know.
From that day on, we forged a bond under the cloak of friendship.
And, as we can see, my mother was quite right not to trust my father's side of the family.
Which brings us to Milos.
How can I help? You can return to Shadow Pond and pretend that I am still quite dead.
Good morning.
I was wondering if Dr.
Lee had any openings today? Let me check.
I am willing to wait.
Why don't you have a seat? I'll fit you in as soon as possible.
Thank you.
That's the first out for the Sand Gnats.
At the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied 2-2 and two men on base.
Anyone in particular catch your eye? Jeff Marston.
You a you a scout, too? Oh, uh, Jeremiah.
I'm not with any club.
Now up to bat, Moe Gilley.
Hitting 298 with 14 RBIs and 8 home runs so far this season.
Moe Gilley, what do you think? Solid fielder.
Great switch hitter.
Yeah, he's great when he's patient, but I bet this pitcher knows Moe is a sucker for a first pitch fastball.
I'm guessing Tripp just told Moe the same thing.
No.
No, Moe will swing.
Moe Gilley, up to bat.
And Clark delivers a fast curveball over the plate Strike one.
You called it, and the kid definitely took Tripp's advice.
Fastball over the plate.
Just what Moe was looking for.
He singles to short left field.
The bases are now loaded.
You know, it's such a shame.
One of the smartest players I've ever seen.
every scout wanted.
What happened? Well, every year there was always one player that was better than him.
Got to hand it to him, though.
I mean, most players Tripp's age would have thrown in the towel years ago.
Doby is batting a .
256 against Franklin this season.
Unh! And he gets hit! That will force in the game-winning run! Is something wrong? Dima.
He's late.
Why did you bring me here? You've been spending a lot of time here, haven't you? What's Dmitry saying? He's trying to divert Milos's suspicions away from discovering us.
Says it's for both their benefits.
He would never betray Milos.
It's handled.
Good.
Dima! Dmitry! Dmitry.
Dmitry.
Dmitry! His pulse is weak.
Yeah.
He's losing blood, fast.
How is it? His liver is lacerated.
The bleeding is bad.
Maybe if I can clamp off the hepatic artery Do it! Dima, hey, hey.
Save your strength, Dima, okay? It's gonna be okay.
Hey, hey.
Okay, got it! Close the bleed, Hank.
- Yep, I know.
- Hank! Ah! I can't get the bleeding to stop.
There must be another vessel involved.
- Come on.
- Dima.
Dima, hey.
With me, all right? I can't I can't find it.
He's getting pale, Hank.
Huh? - What is that? - An antihemorrhagic.
- A quick clotting agent.
- Good.
Come on, you stay here.
- Come on.
- Going home, Dima.
Stay here with me, okay? - Dima.
- You already died.
- Now it's my turn.
- Dima.
Dima.
No.
No.
Hey, Dima, you stay with me, okay? Dima? Dima! - Dima! Dima, Dima, Dima, Dima! - Boris.
- Boris! - Dima, stay here! You shouldn't be out here.
Look, I'm pretty sure I know what you're thinking, but revenge is not the answer.
You have a brother, have you not? - Then you can understand.
- I do! But you and Dmitry had a plan! Yeah, which Dima can no longer carry out.
- Boris, don't - Hank! My brother is gone.
He is gone.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah.
Milos will be held accountable.
- I get it.
- I think, perhaps not.
Okay, let me help.
There is nothing you can do, Hank.
You still don't know what Milos wants, right? But maybe I can offer him something he needs.
Hey, I heard what happened.
- Are you okay? - His rib is fractured.
- Yeah, I took one for the team.
- Uh, well actually, you didn't step in front of that ball on purpose, you stumbled.
Yeah.
Yeah, I lost my balance.
This muscle weakness is it's getting worse.
What about his E.
M.
G.
results? They say there's no myopathy.
- Well, what's wrong with me? - We're gonna find out.
- Did they take a P.
A.
film? - No, why? Because Tripp's problem may be cardiac in nature.
His heart could be slightly enlarged.
- Are you thinking - Cardiomyopathy.
- Yes, or cardiomegaly.
- They need to take another X-ray.
From a posteroanterior angle.
Yes.
Am I losing my edge? I like am I I feel like I'm getting soft or something.
How could I not know Blythe was on the council? - Okay.
- Am I crazy? Forget about Blythe Ballard.
And remember who you are.
Evan R.
Lawson, CFO of Hankmed.
You don't mope.
You cope.
You don't run from problems.
You solve them.
And you certainly don't waste the 18 of 72 hours of alone time we have left, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
- You're absolutely right.
- I know.
- I'm not gonna mope.
- No.
- Moping's for losers.
- Losers.
- I'm gonna get even! - Even? Even how? Remember I told you that councilman retired last night? - Yeah? - Well, there's probably gonna be some kind of special election now, right? - Don't do it, Evan! - I am gonna do it, Paige.
I'm gonna run for Village Council.
I'm gonna get our waiver granted.
I'm gonna bring democracy back to the Hamptons.
So, give me the news.
Um, well, Divya's hunch was right.
The different angle on your torso helped us discover that you have an enlarged heart, and combined with the muscle weakness, it led us to suspect - Pompe's disease.
- Pompe's disease? - What's that? - It's a genetic disorder that stops the body from making an enzyme that breaks down sugars, and then they build up in your body and it can stop your muscles from working.
You're sure that's what I have? The muscle biopsy confirmed it.
You'll be treated with an enzyme replacement therapy, but you may not recover your full speed.
Well, you know what? I'm not gonna need it anyway.
It looks like I'm gonna be sitting down most of the time, yelling at the players.
You're giving up on baseball? No, no, no.
I'm going into coaching.
I got a call from the front office.
They said the scout was impressed with my player development skills, and they want to groom me to be a hitting coach.
Well, then you may still make it to "The Show.
" Yeah.
Yeah.
I may be an old player.
I'm gonna be a young coach.
- Congratulations, rookie.
- Thank you, man.
So, uh how come Divya's not here? I did not invite her.
Would it really be that difficult for you to just walk up to her and tell her how you feel? I made the impossible possible.
Maybe you can too.
It's something to think about.
Divya.
What's wrong? I never thought it could happen, so I never let myself want it.
But then it did happen And when it almost went away just as quickly I was terrified.
I should have known that meant I really want this.
And when Dr.
Lee told me that my HCG levels were rising and everything was gonna be okay then I started crying.
And I couldn't stop.
So, uh now I know how much I want this.
How much I have always wanted this.
And I'm gonna do it I'm gonna have a baby.
You're gonna have a baby.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you don't want to know anything about this.
Tell me.
Tell me everything.
Oh, hey! You at the airport? Uh, not yet.
I just wanted to call and say I was thinking about you.
Oh.
- Everything all right? - Yeah, everything's fine.
I just, uh I miss my little brother, that's all.
Okay.
I miss you, too.
Hank, I I didn't fix anything.
I don't care, as long as you're okay.
But, I am running for Village Council.
Of course you are.
You'll tell me all about it when I see you tomorrow.
Thank you again, Mary Kay.
Oh, any thanks go to you.
I heard how the two of you helped Tripp Doby.
- He's my favorite Sand Gnat.
- Ours, too.
And when I see Dr.
Sacani, I will tell him.
Wha no need to, darling.
He showed up at the hospital over an hour ago.
Now, listen, you wait here while I get the car.
Dr.
Sacani should be done by then.
Uh, done with what? I'll be right back.
Hello, Divya.
Jeremiah.
I almost didn't recognize you.
- Hank! - Milos.
This is my friend, Ajuja.
Ajuja, Hank.
Nice to meet you.
You are still in Budapest.
I leave soon, but first I wanted to give you this.
It's information I found on intramedullary solutions for bone fractures.
- Thank you.
- I also made a phone call.
There may be a clinical trial available for your condition.
Before Boris died, I was exploring it, but if you're interested, I can see if you meet the inclusion criteria.
I can see why Boris appreciated you so much.
Great.
Great.
Well, I just need some time to catch up on the current protocol, but I am looking forward to partnering with you, Hank.
I hope this experience will be a success.
I couldn't agree more.

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