Sailor Moon (1995) s01e32 Episode Script
132 - Bad Hair Day
How dare you manipulate the children's hero, Red Man, and turn the special natural treasure, Lake Akan's Marimo Balls, into weapons?! The Hokkaido Tourist Association never gave you permission to do that, did they?! In the name of the moon, Sailor Moon will punish you! Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare Nando mo meguriau Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance Shinjite iru no miracle romance I'm Usagi Tsukino.
As you know, I'm a sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon.
But it's not easy, you know.
I have to get a hold of the legendary Silver Crystal before the bad guys get it, but to do that, I have to find the seven rainbow crystals! Oh, man.
But anyhow, we've got four sailor warriors now, so it'll work out somehow.
Umino's Resolve! I'll Protect Naru Code name 0091.
This is Luna.
My secret password is "The rabbit on the moon makes rice cakes.
" Please respond.
"The moon rice cakes are sticky.
" "When I grilled them, they puffed up.
" So, how are the Sailor Warriors coming along? Well, one of them still needs to be more self-aware, but the rest of them are doing fairly well.
The day when all five sailor warriors will come together is near.
What? Really? Yes.
Therefore, I think it may be good to tell them about that issue soon.
Are you sure? The Dark Kingdom seems to be getting impatient these days.
We need to heighten the sailor warriors' awareness of the situation.
I understand.
Finally, it's time to tell them everything.
What does Luna want with us in the middle of night? Everyone's here, I see.
Has another monster appeared? You must not be surprised! Oh, you scared me! Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say.
I was sent here from that moon! What?! From the moon?! What?! From the moon?! Why?! No way! Why?! No way! Why did you come to Earth? To awaken you girls.
This is sort of unbelievable.
But if Luna says so, I'll believe her.
Thank you, Ami.
The princess you're looking for is a descendant of the Moon Kingdom.
A descendant? Of the Moon Kingdom? There's a kingdom on the moon? It's like a fairy tale.
You girls are certain to find the princess.
And you have to protect the princess.
There's not a moment to lose.
Hey, Luna.
Is there really a rabbit on the moon that makes rice cakes? Excuse me! Beautiful.
They really are pretty.
However.
The true beauty of the rainbow crystals is only revealed when all seven are gathered together.
Do you not think so? For you, Master Kunzite, I shall get a hold of the rest of the rainbow crystals.
I will be counting on you.
Once we get all seven rainbow crystals, we will be able to obtain the legendary Silver Crystal.
I want the legendary Silver Crystal as soon as possible, so that I may see Queen Beryl smile with delight.
Oh! This is not fair! That fried shrimp looks so good.
Trade it for my green pepper? If you want it, here you go.
Thanks! Woohoo! You two make a perfect couple! Are you boyfriend and girlfriend now? Do we look like it? We're not like that! We're just friends.
Just friends.
Just friends? Friends, huh? Umino's not a bad person, and he helps me study since he's smart But I just don't have that special feeling for him.
You can't be so moony! This is where you have to be more aggressive! But I don't know what to do.
Then, since I have lots of experience in romance, I will tell you what to do.
Here it is! You need to transform into a cool guy! A cool guy? For example? Be just like Tuxedo Mask! Tuxedo Mask would be? Tuxedo Mask is I see! So, if I become this Tuxedo Mask, I'll get to be Naru's boyfriend?! What? No, uh, that's not what I meant.
You need to learn from Tuxedo Mask's example and Okay! Starting today, I will be Tuxedo Mask! This is the birth of Tuxedo Umino Mask! Hey, has someone been following us for a while? What? Be good, be good now! Stop it! Tuxedo Umino Mask is here! Evil minion, baring your fangs at Naru! In the name of justice, I will punish you! What are you doing?! Excuse you! How frightened you must be, my poor doggy.
What are you doing, Umino? I am not Umino.
I am Tuxedo Umino Mask of love and justice! Well, then.
Good-bye! What the heck? Crown Crown Hey, you wanna go in for a bit? Crown Good idea.
Good idea.
No! You must never make stops on your way home! You will end up spending all your allowance, too.
However, if you absolutely insist on it You have to step over Tuxedo Umino Mask! Excuse us, then! Tuxedo Umino Mask may die, but justice will live on! What's wrong with Umino? Who knows Hi, Usagi! Motoki! Oh, that's right.
I have two free tickets.
Are you interested in going? Free tickets?! For two?! He's asking me out on a date! A movie with Motoki! Yes! I feel a little shy! I'm too old for the Red Man Show at the amusement park, so Red Man Show?! Oh, I guess you guys are too old for the Red Man Show, too.
I'll take them! What?! You're going to go?! No, you and Umino are going! What?! I shall accompany you! I'm not sure about this.
Umino's trying really hard in his own way.
You should be understanding of that.
That's okay.
I'm not I'm just not Okay, okay.
I get it.
I'll go.
Happy now? Yes! Tuxedo Umino Mask is cheerful yet again today! Come forth, my new power! I have managed to improve the Black Crystal.
With this, I'll be able to transform humans into monsters.
Master Kunzite, soon, I shall steal the rainbow crystals back from the sailor warriors.
Jewelry In order to lure Sailor Moon out into the open, I'll use Naru Osaka by turning her into a monster.
Who is it? Tuxedo Mask! He found out what I was going to do already? Impressive.
Out of respect for you, I shall withdraw this time.
What the heck was that?! But I'm glad I was here.
Who's there? It's Tuxedo Umino Mask! What time do you think it is right now?! Well, we haven't decided on a meeting time for tomorrow, so Naru! When should I be at the amusement park tomorrow?! Okay, I'll see you at 12 o'clock.
Okay, 12 o'clock then? Let's have lunch together! Tuxedo Umino Mask will make lots of your favorite fried shrimp! Usagi, what happened to your task of finding the princess?! After everything I told you! Monster Fighter Red Man Show After everything I told you! Monster Fighter Red Man Show You weren't listening to a word I said, were you? Monster Fighter Red Man Show I was listening.
But see, as a sentimental girl, Monster Fighter Red Man Show I'm worried about how my friend's romantic life is going.
Monster Fighter Red Man Show Can you understand that? Honestly! You have absolutely no sense of duty.
Anyway, why are you following me? As a sentimental messenger from the moon, I'm worried about my foolish sailor warrior's actions.
Can you understand that? Oh, there they are! Hey, Usagi! Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man has arrived! Monster Fighter, Red Man Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man, Leg Attack! I'm glad you didn't come in that weird outfit.
Are you kidding? It's right in there.
If something should happen, I'll transform, so please don't worry.
Oh, boy Red Man, Punch! Oh, boy Red Man, Punch! Black Crystal, transform that girl into a monster.
Zoi! Victory! Red Man! He transformed into a monster! It's a monster against monster fight! Monster Akan has arrived! Monster?! Oh, I cannot believe I messed up.
Go! Go! Take these Marimo Balls from Lake Akan! What the heck are you doing?! It's dangero Luna, what's going on?! This must be the work of the Dark Kingdom! Naru! Take these Marimo Balls from Lake Akan! Run, Naru! Usagi! You cannot run now! Stop it! Umino! Tuxedo Umino Mask will protect Naru! Take these fried shrimp! Don't! Umino! Why you! Akan! Umino! Tuxedo Umino Mask will protect Naru, even if it costs me my life! Umino Moon Prism Power Makeup! Eat this! Akan! Akan! Akan! Umino! Naru, hurry! Run! Umino! Akan! No! How dare you turn the natural treasure, Lake Akan's Marimo Balls, into weapons! The Hokkaido Tourist Association never gave you permission to do that, did they?! Akan! I'm the sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! All's well that ends well, I guess.
Zoisite! I was waiting for you, Sailor Moon.
I have a favor to ask.
What?! Please give me the rainbow crystal that you have.
You've gotta be kidding! Then, you don't mind if everybody wrapped in Marimo Balls suffocates and dies? What?! In a couple more minutes, What?! In a couple more minutes, the people trapped inside will begin to have difficulty breathing! Now, hand over the rainbow crystal! Come on now! I'm waiting here! Okay Here.
Good girl.
You're Tuxedo Mask! I cannot let you have that rainbow crystal! Shut up! Akan! Zoi! Tuxedo Umino Mask is fighting.
Moon Tiara Action! Just a little bit, okay?! Moon Healing Escalation! Refresh! Wow, Usagi did pretty well on her own.
Oh! No! The rainbow crystal! What?! I have the rainbow crystal now.
No way! Give that back! Good day.
Darn that Zoisite! The rainbow crystal! I will get that rainbow crystal back! Thank you, Tuxedo Mask! You do not need to thank me.
When I have gotten the rainbow crystal back, I will take it.
What? Good-bye.
We shall meet again.
Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man has arrived! I guess that was part of the show! That was amazing! I've never seen something like that before! Monster Fighter, Red Man That was amazing! I've never seen something like that before! Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man, Leg Attack! Monster Fighter, Red Man Thank you, Umino.
You were very cool! Just call me Tuxedo Umino Mask.
Tuxedo Umino Mask Usagi! Letting the rainbow crystal get stolen was a huge failure.
Are you listening, Usagi?! Please tell me, music box I don't understand what's on Tuxedo Mask's mind.
I will take the rainbow crystal.
Hiru ni wa hana no kaori Yoru ni wa hoshi no matataki Soko wa daremo shiranai sekai nano Shiroi kutsu o narashite Shiroi tsuki no hashi watatte Amai kisu no yume o miteru ohimesama ga sunde iru no Inori o sasagete moon Kitto shiawase ni shitekureru Maware maware tsuki no merry-go-round Suzushige na glass no dress hirugaeshite Itsudatte mimamotte iru wa Moon moon princess
As you know, I'm a sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon.
But it's not easy, you know.
I have to get a hold of the legendary Silver Crystal before the bad guys get it, but to do that, I have to find the seven rainbow crystals! Oh, man.
But anyhow, we've got four sailor warriors now, so it'll work out somehow.
Umino's Resolve! I'll Protect Naru Code name 0091.
This is Luna.
My secret password is "The rabbit on the moon makes rice cakes.
" Please respond.
"The moon rice cakes are sticky.
" "When I grilled them, they puffed up.
" So, how are the Sailor Warriors coming along? Well, one of them still needs to be more self-aware, but the rest of them are doing fairly well.
The day when all five sailor warriors will come together is near.
What? Really? Yes.
Therefore, I think it may be good to tell them about that issue soon.
Are you sure? The Dark Kingdom seems to be getting impatient these days.
We need to heighten the sailor warriors' awareness of the situation.
I understand.
Finally, it's time to tell them everything.
What does Luna want with us in the middle of night? Everyone's here, I see.
Has another monster appeared? You must not be surprised! Oh, you scared me! Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say.
I was sent here from that moon! What?! From the moon?! What?! From the moon?! Why?! No way! Why?! No way! Why did you come to Earth? To awaken you girls.
This is sort of unbelievable.
But if Luna says so, I'll believe her.
Thank you, Ami.
The princess you're looking for is a descendant of the Moon Kingdom.
A descendant? Of the Moon Kingdom? There's a kingdom on the moon? It's like a fairy tale.
You girls are certain to find the princess.
And you have to protect the princess.
There's not a moment to lose.
Hey, Luna.
Is there really a rabbit on the moon that makes rice cakes? Excuse me! Beautiful.
They really are pretty.
However.
The true beauty of the rainbow crystals is only revealed when all seven are gathered together.
Do you not think so? For you, Master Kunzite, I shall get a hold of the rest of the rainbow crystals.
I will be counting on you.
Once we get all seven rainbow crystals, we will be able to obtain the legendary Silver Crystal.
I want the legendary Silver Crystal as soon as possible, so that I may see Queen Beryl smile with delight.
Oh! This is not fair! That fried shrimp looks so good.
Trade it for my green pepper? If you want it, here you go.
Thanks! Woohoo! You two make a perfect couple! Are you boyfriend and girlfriend now? Do we look like it? We're not like that! We're just friends.
Just friends.
Just friends? Friends, huh? Umino's not a bad person, and he helps me study since he's smart But I just don't have that special feeling for him.
You can't be so moony! This is where you have to be more aggressive! But I don't know what to do.
Then, since I have lots of experience in romance, I will tell you what to do.
Here it is! You need to transform into a cool guy! A cool guy? For example? Be just like Tuxedo Mask! Tuxedo Mask would be? Tuxedo Mask is I see! So, if I become this Tuxedo Mask, I'll get to be Naru's boyfriend?! What? No, uh, that's not what I meant.
You need to learn from Tuxedo Mask's example and Okay! Starting today, I will be Tuxedo Mask! This is the birth of Tuxedo Umino Mask! Hey, has someone been following us for a while? What? Be good, be good now! Stop it! Tuxedo Umino Mask is here! Evil minion, baring your fangs at Naru! In the name of justice, I will punish you! What are you doing?! Excuse you! How frightened you must be, my poor doggy.
What are you doing, Umino? I am not Umino.
I am Tuxedo Umino Mask of love and justice! Well, then.
Good-bye! What the heck? Crown Crown Hey, you wanna go in for a bit? Crown Good idea.
Good idea.
No! You must never make stops on your way home! You will end up spending all your allowance, too.
However, if you absolutely insist on it You have to step over Tuxedo Umino Mask! Excuse us, then! Tuxedo Umino Mask may die, but justice will live on! What's wrong with Umino? Who knows Hi, Usagi! Motoki! Oh, that's right.
I have two free tickets.
Are you interested in going? Free tickets?! For two?! He's asking me out on a date! A movie with Motoki! Yes! I feel a little shy! I'm too old for the Red Man Show at the amusement park, so Red Man Show?! Oh, I guess you guys are too old for the Red Man Show, too.
I'll take them! What?! You're going to go?! No, you and Umino are going! What?! I shall accompany you! I'm not sure about this.
Umino's trying really hard in his own way.
You should be understanding of that.
That's okay.
I'm not I'm just not Okay, okay.
I get it.
I'll go.
Happy now? Yes! Tuxedo Umino Mask is cheerful yet again today! Come forth, my new power! I have managed to improve the Black Crystal.
With this, I'll be able to transform humans into monsters.
Master Kunzite, soon, I shall steal the rainbow crystals back from the sailor warriors.
Jewelry In order to lure Sailor Moon out into the open, I'll use Naru Osaka by turning her into a monster.
Who is it? Tuxedo Mask! He found out what I was going to do already? Impressive.
Out of respect for you, I shall withdraw this time.
What the heck was that?! But I'm glad I was here.
Who's there? It's Tuxedo Umino Mask! What time do you think it is right now?! Well, we haven't decided on a meeting time for tomorrow, so Naru! When should I be at the amusement park tomorrow?! Okay, I'll see you at 12 o'clock.
Okay, 12 o'clock then? Let's have lunch together! Tuxedo Umino Mask will make lots of your favorite fried shrimp! Usagi, what happened to your task of finding the princess?! After everything I told you! Monster Fighter Red Man Show After everything I told you! Monster Fighter Red Man Show You weren't listening to a word I said, were you? Monster Fighter Red Man Show I was listening.
But see, as a sentimental girl, Monster Fighter Red Man Show I'm worried about how my friend's romantic life is going.
Monster Fighter Red Man Show Can you understand that? Honestly! You have absolutely no sense of duty.
Anyway, why are you following me? As a sentimental messenger from the moon, I'm worried about my foolish sailor warrior's actions.
Can you understand that? Oh, there they are! Hey, Usagi! Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man has arrived! Monster Fighter, Red Man Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man, Leg Attack! I'm glad you didn't come in that weird outfit.
Are you kidding? It's right in there.
If something should happen, I'll transform, so please don't worry.
Oh, boy Red Man, Punch! Oh, boy Red Man, Punch! Black Crystal, transform that girl into a monster.
Zoi! Victory! Red Man! He transformed into a monster! It's a monster against monster fight! Monster Akan has arrived! Monster?! Oh, I cannot believe I messed up.
Go! Go! Take these Marimo Balls from Lake Akan! What the heck are you doing?! It's dangero Luna, what's going on?! This must be the work of the Dark Kingdom! Naru! Take these Marimo Balls from Lake Akan! Run, Naru! Usagi! You cannot run now! Stop it! Umino! Tuxedo Umino Mask will protect Naru! Take these fried shrimp! Don't! Umino! Why you! Akan! Umino! Tuxedo Umino Mask will protect Naru, even if it costs me my life! Umino Moon Prism Power Makeup! Eat this! Akan! Akan! Akan! Umino! Naru, hurry! Run! Umino! Akan! No! How dare you turn the natural treasure, Lake Akan's Marimo Balls, into weapons! The Hokkaido Tourist Association never gave you permission to do that, did they?! Akan! I'm the sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! All's well that ends well, I guess.
Zoisite! I was waiting for you, Sailor Moon.
I have a favor to ask.
What?! Please give me the rainbow crystal that you have.
You've gotta be kidding! Then, you don't mind if everybody wrapped in Marimo Balls suffocates and dies? What?! In a couple more minutes, What?! In a couple more minutes, the people trapped inside will begin to have difficulty breathing! Now, hand over the rainbow crystal! Come on now! I'm waiting here! Okay Here.
Good girl.
You're Tuxedo Mask! I cannot let you have that rainbow crystal! Shut up! Akan! Zoi! Tuxedo Umino Mask is fighting.
Moon Tiara Action! Just a little bit, okay?! Moon Healing Escalation! Refresh! Wow, Usagi did pretty well on her own.
Oh! No! The rainbow crystal! What?! I have the rainbow crystal now.
No way! Give that back! Good day.
Darn that Zoisite! The rainbow crystal! I will get that rainbow crystal back! Thank you, Tuxedo Mask! You do not need to thank me.
When I have gotten the rainbow crystal back, I will take it.
What? Good-bye.
We shall meet again.
Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man has arrived! I guess that was part of the show! That was amazing! I've never seen something like that before! Monster Fighter, Red Man That was amazing! I've never seen something like that before! Monster Fighter, Red Man Red Man, Leg Attack! Monster Fighter, Red Man Thank you, Umino.
You were very cool! Just call me Tuxedo Umino Mask.
Tuxedo Umino Mask Usagi! Letting the rainbow crystal get stolen was a huge failure.
Are you listening, Usagi?! Please tell me, music box I don't understand what's on Tuxedo Mask's mind.
I will take the rainbow crystal.
Hiru ni wa hana no kaori Yoru ni wa hoshi no matataki Soko wa daremo shiranai sekai nano Shiroi kutsu o narashite Shiroi tsuki no hashi watatte Amai kisu no yume o miteru ohimesama ga sunde iru no Inori o sasagete moon Kitto shiawase ni shitekureru Maware maware tsuki no merry-go-round Suzushige na glass no dress hirugaeshite Itsudatte mimamotte iru wa Moon moon princess