Sailor Moon (1995) s02e15 Episode Script

215 - The Cosmetics Caper

I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, I can say it in my dreams My thoughts are about to short circuit, I want to see you right now Moonlight that makes me want to cry, midnight that keeps me from calling Because I'm so innocent, what should I do? The heart is a kaleidoscope Guided by the light of the moon We will meet again and again I count the sparkle of constellations to foretell the future of my love We were born in the same land, miracle romance I believe in it, miracle romance Why, Mamo? We finally acknowledged each other's love.
So, why do you suddenly want to break up with me? Hey, what are you doing while I'm depressed?! For an insensitive woman like you In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Break Up Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Break Up Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Break Up Huge Shock for Usagi! Mamoru Declares a Break Up Usako! I'm impressed! Are you out for a morning jog, too? Mamo! Hey, hey We didn't even plan to meet, and I still bumped into you this early in the morning.
So lucky! I guess we are destined for each other.
Mamo Hold it! What do you think you're doing so early in the morning?! Anyway, Usagi, now's not the time for that! Oh, right! It's terrible! Chibi-Usa has gone missing! I hope she wasrt taken by those weird people we met the other day.
I don't think we need to worry about that, but But anyway, it's dangerous for her to be alone right now! Chibi-Usa Mom, Dad Chibi-Usa.
What's wrong? You left home without telling anyone.
Everyone's been worried about you.
Be quiet; leave me alone.
Oh Chibi-Usa Let's go.
I'll take you home.
Okay.
That's my girl.
Mamo?! What's wrong? Oh, no.
It's nothing.
Chibi-Usa! Get off Mamo and walk by yourself already! No way! And stop calling me, "Chibi-Usa", "Chibi-Usa"! My name is Usagi, got that? What are you talking about?! I'm Usagi! And the guy carrying you is my boyfriend! Wrong! Mamo is my boyfriend! Dream on! Mamo and I share a really deep bond of love! So, you can try to seduce him all you want, but you're just wasting your time.
Stop clinging to my Mamo! Okay?! Come on.
It's okay, Usako.
Chibi-Usa is still a kid.
She's just lonely.
Hey! Even you're calling me Chibi-Usa now.
Oh! Sorry about that.
But I think Chibi-Usa sounds pretty cute.
What? Really?! Yeah! It's really cute! Okay, then you can call me Chibi-Usa! Huh? Usako? Humph! You two go ahead and have fun! Why don't you go ahead and marry her, too?! Hey, Usako, what's wrong? What are you so mad about? I don't care anymore! Oh, Chibi-Usa, where were you? You shouldn't disappear like that without telling us! We looked everywhere for you.
I'm sorry.
Well, it doesn't matter; at least she's safe now.
By the way, Usagi, who is this? I think we've met once before.
Oh, well This is my friend, Mamoru Chiba.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, thank you for looking after my daughter all the time.
Wow, he's awfully good-looking to be stupid Usagi's boyfriend.
What?! Boyfriend?! Is this true, Usagi?! Oh, well How should I Oh, I was in the middle of my morning jog, so Please excuse me.
Bye! Hey, wait a minute! You! Hey, you, wait! Usagi, he's pretty handsome.
What? Bring him home next time when your dad's out.
Okay.
Dear! Usagi my daughter's turned into a delinquent! Oh, Dear.
There's no way our daughter would turn into a delinquent.
No, it's too late! Our daughter became a delinquent! Oh, you made Dad cry.
No, it's too late! Our daughter became a delinquent! What are you going to do now, stupid Usagi? No, it's too late! Our daughter became a delinquent! What are you going to do now, stupid Usagi? Excuse me I'm getting a bit hungry.
Huh? Dear, do we have any relatives like her? Now that you mention it Who are you again? What? No! Luna-P! Transformation! This is hypnosis! Ouch! What are you doing?! I'm your relative, Chibi-Usa! Oh, I remember now.
How did we forget you? Yeah, I remember now.
She's our cousin.
Hey! So this is how you hypnotized everyone, Chibi-Usa! Usagi! What kind of nonsense is that? Why are you picking on Chibi-Usa like that? You know it's not right, Usagi.
How many times do I have to tell you?! But this toy with the crescent-shaped bald spot looks just like Luna.
Here, look.
No way! Master Rubeus! You called? Berthier, look.
It's Crystal Tokyo, the metropolis of the future that we hate.
We have to destroy this future city as soon as possible.
To do that, we must destroy the Silver Crystal in this world and kill the Rabbit.
What shall we do? We still have not found either of them.
But, there are other ways to destroy Crystal Tokyo.
These are Crystal Tokyo's barriers, the Crystal Points.
We have found the Crystal Points, which will become future barriers.
Cosmetics & General Goods Cosmetics & General Goods So, this is it? Berthier, replace the energy of this place with Dark Power.
If we do this, in the future, Crystal Tokyo will be It will surely collapse in short order.
So that's it Unless I do something, Usako will Math Test Name Usagi Tsukino Math Test Name Usagi Tsukino I did it again.
I did it again.
It's Mamo! Ma Mamo! Once again, we run into each other by pure coincidence! Stop it! Please stop hugging me.
Sorry Yeah, I guess, it's a little early for That's not what I meant! What? I'm saying that I don't love you anymore.
What do you mean? We're finished! Hikawa Shrine Hikawa Shrine Mamoru dumped you? Mamoru dumped you? What's going on? I wish I knew He was probably in a bad mood, and that's why he said those things.
Don't worry.
She's right.
You two are lovers from a long time ago, transcending time.
Maybe he forced himself to say that for Usagi's sake.
What do you mean? In other words, for the entrance exams.
Mamoru wants you to spend more time studying.
That's why he told you he wanted to I guess not.
Don't worry.
Minako is right.
Mamoru is not like that.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, that's good.
You're going to the same school as Shingo, right? You'll need to study hard.
I know.
What do you want? I'm sorry about this afternoon.
I'm dense, so I didn't realize you were in a bad mood.
It's not like that.
What? I just don't love you anymore.
Mamo, I'll make sure to study hard, too.
So Don't make me say it over and over again! I just want to end our relationship! Mamo There's no way I can believe that.
Because, you were Prince Endymion, and I was Princess Serenity.
We were lovers before we were even born in this world.
That's why I want to end it! Why do I have to be your boyfriend just because I was in a previous life?! I'm Chibi-Usa's here, isn't she? Maybe you like Chibi-Usa better than me.
Don't be ridiculous! You're right I'm sorry, Mamo, for making you hang out with me until now.
I'm sorry, Usako.
Mom, I'm sorry.
I can't bring Mamo home anymore.
Otafukuya Droid? Droid Atsugessho? Yes, I am here.
Atsugessho, please sell my cosmetics in this newly renovated store.
Specially made by Berthier.
These cosmetics can turn any ugly duckling into a beautiful swan.
But in a few years, your face will become rashy, your hair will gray and your acne will grow worse.
That's why I call these the stylish Happy Clown Cosmetics.
It sounds like fun.
This store will no longer function as a Crystal Point in the future now.
Not only that, in Crystal Tokyo, this place will be controlled by our energy.
Yes, my lady.
It is time for you to transform into a lady.
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Oh, no! Oh, so intense! It's Usagi Welcome, how can I help you today? Well Atsuge Atsuge Oh, dear, your face is soiled by tears.
Atsuge What? First, you wash your face with this cleanser.
Then use this skin lotion, milky lotion and cream.
And once your skin is ready, you put blush on your cheek bones and lipstick on your lips Excuse me and lipstick on your lips If I become prettier, will Mamo say he loves me? Well, if you want a man to love you, you'll have to use heavy makeup to a certain degree.
But But just changing the way I look won't make Mamo love me again.
Oh, no! Once you change your looks, Mr.
Mamo is certain to say he loves you! After all, all men are the same.
You're wrong! Mamo isn't like that! You don't know anything about him! What are you, a complete idiot?! Never mind about the makeup! Wait! Do you think you can just leave after saying all that? What? Hey, be quiet! What? Hey, be quiet! No! Stop! Let me go! You can't leave here without putting some makeup on! Shut up! No! Stop! Let me go! You can't leave here without putting some makeup on! Shut up! You can't leave here without putting some makeup on! Shut up! No! All my customers left because of you! What's with you? It's because you tried to force makeup on me! Then, I have no choice.
Who the heck are you?! Shut up! Let me put your makeup on! Luna! She's our enemy! Usagi, transform! I got it! Moon Crystal Power Makeup! You brat! Where did you go?! Who are you?! I'm a sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! Forcing your cosmetics on girls who just want boys to like them! It's just not acceptable! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! No matter who you are, anyone who finds out about our plan to destroy the future city must die! Plan to destroy the future city? You brat! Put on heavy makeup! Do it! Put on heavy makeup! Put on heavy makeup! Luna! You will put on heavy makeup! Young girls have nice, smooth skin.
Heavy makeup is not necessary.
Shut up! Oily skin, acne and dry skin need makeup! Do it! You put on heavy makeup, too! My heavy makeup! Now, Sailor Moon! Okay.
Oh, I have to hurry and put on my heavy makeup! Moon Princess Elimination! I haven't put on my heavy makeup yet! Good-bye.
Wait! Good-bye.
Wait! Tuxedo Mask, you were lying when you said you didn't like me anymore, right? Because you came to save me again.
That has nothing to do with this.
Then Mamo, please just tell me why you don't love me anymore.
I do not like weak girls.
Good-bye.
Mamo! I'm sorry, Usako.
Sailor Moon, I found the store clerks unconscious in the basement.
Let's help them.
Sailor Moon? I understand, Mamo.
I'll become stronger and win your heart back.
I'll never give up, no matter how tight a spot I'm in That's right, that's the sweet maiders policy For the person I'll really meet and cherish someday I'll raise my chin and leap into the fray Deep in my heart, with a poignant ache Love will awaken There's nothing I'm afraid of It's better to be passionate I have big dreams That's why I'll try to be brave I'll become what I want to become It's better to be someone who does her best Every so often, there are tears, too But even so, I'll try to be brave