Sailor Moon (1995) s02e17 Episode Script

217 - Gramps in a Pickle

I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, I can say it in my dreams My thoughts are about to short circuit, I want to see you right now Moonlight that makes me want to cry, midnight that keeps me from calling Because I'm so innocent, what should I do? The heart is a kaleidoscope Guided by the light of the moon We will meet again and again I count the sparkle of constellations to foretell the future of my love We were born in the same land, miracle romance I believe in it, miracle romance Protect Esthe for your beauty and health?! Rei's grandpa has gathered a bunch of girls and started a weird business! I hope he doesn't run into any trouble.
Holy cow! Someone's mistaken it for pro-wrestling! Grandpa is in danger! Rei, punish her with your new killer move! Why have girls stopped coming recently? Who knows? Here! What's this? Nanako magazine had an article on "Watch out for the dirty old man at Hikawa Shrine.
" What?! Watch out for this face!! Watch out for this face!! What?! Watch out for this face!! It's true! Grandpa, I hope you greatly regret your actions.
No, I'll leave you in charge of the shrine now.
What?! As of today, I will retire as a Shinto priest and pursue another profession! A shrine without any girls is like miso soup without the miso.
Women Should Be Strong and Beautiful! Rei's New Killer Move Women Should Be Strong and Beautiful! Rei's New Killer Move Women Should Be Strong and Beautiful! Rei's New Killer Move Women Should Be Strong and Beautiful! Rei's New Killer Move Good, good! I knew it.
Hey! What are you doing?! Give me the Silver Crystal! There's no way you can beat me! I wanna become stronger than Usagi! That's right! Rei asked me to work for her.
I'm going to be strong Mom How much is this? Hikawa Shrine This outfit looks pretty cool! You look weird! So what?! But we sure have a lot of customers today.
When there are so many beautiful shrine maidens, it's only natural to have more customers.
I can't believe that I can actually earn money while I practice math.
Rei, please make sure to pay us well.
Don't worry; I will.
By the way, what kind of job did your grandpa get? Well, he started something weird.
Protect Esthe Hold it! Hold it! So that's Protect Esthe? It's supposed to be a new sport that's a combination of self-defense and calisthenics.
But this isn't something that should be done at a shrine.
What did you say?! Stop it! It's embarrassing! Don't you feel sorry for Yuichiro, either?! Well I don't mind Are you trying to take away this old mars purpose in life? Purpose in life?! You just want to flirt with girls, right?! Is it wrong?! It is wrong! Don't come crying to me when you get in trouble! What do you think? Why don't you join Protect Esthe? Grandpa, I Wait a minute! What are you doing?! Wait a minute! What are you doing?! Let me go, Usagi! Master Rubeus, where is Koan? She has already started her operation.
A new Crystal Point was discovered.
She said she would replace this building's Crystal Power with Dark Power.
She was so excited.
Why is Koan the only one getting these assignments? It isn't fair! I don't think so.
Hikawa Shrine Come this way and take a look at this! By joining Protest Esthe, anyone can become strong and beautiful! So far, I have zero students.
Where in the world did Yuichiro go to recruit students? I can't depend on him.
Do you want me to join? I was only going to accept older girls, but I guess it's better than having no one.
Will I become strong? Well, you want to become strong? Yeah! Ouch! If I want to get the Silver Crystal from Usagi, I'm sorry! If I want to get the Silver Crystal from Usagi, I'm sorry! I have to become stronger! Ouch! I have to become stronger! Master! Oh! Who are these girls? Look! I found all these students! That's my Yuichiro! I knew you were promising! Hikawa Shrine Dark Power! Tomorrow will be something to look forward to.
Good morning, Rei! The greeting used during the day should be "Hello!" Rei, you're in a bad mood! Rei, did something happen? Yuichiro recruited a bunch of young girls! Oh, I know.
You're jealous! It's not like that! I know what's going on.
Are all the girls here now? Yes, master! They're waiting for you.
Good, good.
Why do they have to do something so unnecessary?! Let's go and check it out! I'm not interested.
Don't say that! Protect Esthe Hello! Master, good morning! This is the life.
This is what I've been looking for all these years! With this many students, you'll need a female instructor; won't you? She's cute.
We are good at martial arts.
Would you let us have the job? You're so cute! Do it! Dumble! Please don't! Dumble! Please don't! Dumble! Please, don't! Dumble! Don't worry.
Dumble! Don't worry.
She's just going to coach you in the art of Protect Esthe.
Dumble! So scary What is this evil aura? Ta-da! Now, practice, practice! Don't! Dumble! That looks painful Usagi, I'll listen to you and quit now.
Bye! What's going on? Dumble! I'll get you for that! Good.
That's the spirit.
Are you okay? She's so violent.
What do you think, master? Do you like the way we teach? Well Wait! I am the coach! Yuichiro Master, what are you going to do? Now, master! Grandpa! If I please her, I'll make him mad.
And, if I try to please him, I'll make her mad.
Master! Master! Grandpa! You don't need to hesitate! Yuichiro has been very loyal to you, Grandpa! Or, are you going to betray Yuichiro? That is not up to you to decide! Master, what do you think? Master! I pick her.
Master! I pick her.
Master! Grandpa! Grandpa, that's just mean! Oh, it's all right.
Yuichiro How dare you treat Yuichiro like that?! I'm so disappointed in you! You got a problem with that?! On Break So, you had a fight with your grandpa.
Rei, I know how you feel.
Grandpa mistreated your beloved Yuichiro.
That's not the problem! But I think the harder the problem, the more it's won'th solving.
Like this problem, which took me three hours to solve.
Excuse me By the way, Rei, don't you think that coach is a bit weird? Yeah I wonder if Grandpa will be okay? No matter what happens, I'm not responsible.
Oh, Rei, you're so cool! Oh! Hot! Rei! Oh, sorry! Rei! Oh, sorry! What's wrong? Rei, this isn't like you.
Dumble! If I keep expanding the Dark Power, the future city of Crystal Tokyo will be destroyed.
What is this?! I wanted to do something more fun.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Everyone, what's wrong with you?! Dumble! The motto of Protect Esthe is "Strength and Beauty".
And as an added bonus, a little fun for me Shut up! What's wrong? Die! There, there, there, there, there and there.
That should do it.
Well done, master! Dumble, why don't you be his opponent? Dumble! Dumble! Use your ultimate technique, the Dumble Elbow Drop! Dumble! Ouch Rei! This is why I told you not to do this.
Why bring that up? You don't need to worry.
I can take care of this myself! Come on! Dumble! Rei! Are you all right? Dumble! Rei! I didn't know you cared about me this much.
Of course! You're the only grandpa I have.
Rei Dumble, the Double Lariat! Dumble! Oh! Rei and Grandpa! Moon Crystal Power Makeup! It's not over yet, Dumble.
Koan Dark Power Flip! Who's trying to stop us?! Crushing a naughty little grandpa's pleasure in life You've gone too far! I am a sailor warrior of love and justice, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Did you say something? Dumble, now! Dumble! Tuxedo Mask Training yourself to become strong is good, but I hope you do not lose your gracefulness.
Dumble! Now, Sailor Moon! Right! Moon Princess Elimination! Oh, no! I got a blotch! You will pay dearly for what you've done to my skin! Dark Fire! How dare you do this to my grandpa? Grandpa I will avenge you.
Mars Star Power Makeup! Dark Fire! It's my turn now! Fire Soul! Watch out! Wait! Watch out! Don't worry; Mars will be okay.
How dare you How dare you?! How dare you do that to Grandpa?! Burning Mandala! My precious dress! I did it! I wonder if I should join Protect Esthe to become a strong, pretty girl? Do whatever you want.
It is none of my business.
No way Sorry, Usako.
No way Sorry, Usako.
He showed up to rescue you.
That's proof that he worries about you.
Yeah What? So Grandpa stopped doing Protect Esthe? Protect Jazz Dance Protect Jazz Dance Instead, this time, he's started Protect Jazz Dance! Instead, this time, he's started Protect Jazz Dance! Huh? This doesn't hurt at all! Master needs me with him after all! I can't wait for the girls to show up! I'll never give up, no matter how tight a spot I'm in That's right, that's the sweet maiders policy For the person I'll really meet and cherish someday I'll raise my chin and leap into the fray Deep in my heart, with a poignant ache Love will awaken There's nothing I'm afraid of It's better to be passionate I have big dreams That's why I'll try to be brave I'll become what I want to become It's better to be someone who does her best Every so often, there are tears, too But even so, I'll try to be brave