Samurai Jack s05e02 Episode Script


1 50 years have passed, but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[Exhales sharply] [Laughs maniacally] Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back, back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
[Title music] [Alarm ringing] [Alarm clock clatters] [Accordion plays] [Groans] [Grunting] [Bones creaking] [Groans] Host: Master, new arrivals have come to offer tribute! Oh, great Shogun of Sorrow, Master of All Masters, you have allowed us to inhabit this world, and for that, we are forever grateful.
[Groans] - We offer you a special tribute.
- Stop! [Stammers] Look at what you're doing! You're getting yourselves all over the floor.
- Uh - I just had it vacuumed.
Out! Get out! Master, [chuckles] Master, we've done it.
May I introduce the most epic version of the beetle drone yet! [Laughs maniacally] - And I care because? - B-B-Because the Samurai? You've wanted to kill him since forever.
He's the bane of your existence.
Oh! That was the old Aku.
This is a new Aku.
And he really doesn't care about a pathetic samurai who wanders around like a mad fool.
[Laughs] It's hilarious, really.
Look, I tell you what you want to destroy him, go ahead.
Who cares? I certainly don't, not one bit at all.
So, tell me what's been bothering you.
Well, you see, Doc, it's been over 50 years already.
- It's been that long? - Yes.
You see, that's the actual problem.
Once I eradicated all the time portals, I thought I would just wait it out and then the Samur We don't say his name here.
It is a safe place.
Sorry, Doctor.
Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time he would just - Di-i-i-i-e! - di-i-i-i-e! But he hasn't even aged.
I mean, like, at all.
He just grew that stupid beard.
It looks like he'll be here forever! I-I just don't know if I can handle that.
It seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process.
- It's quite the conundrum.
- Yes What is that again? Just a confusing or difficult problem.
I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.
- Yes.
One can hope.
- Yes.
One can hope.
[Birds chirping] [Dramatic music] [Engine rumbling] [Tires screech] [Dramatic music] [Music] [Snarling] [All snarling] [Roars] [Snarling] [Tires screech] [Engine shuts off] [Birds chirping] [Birds squawking] [Rumbling] [Rumbling] [Rumbling intensifies] [Dramatic music continues] [Music ends] [Engine starts] [Dramatic music] [Rail gun firing] Ahh! [Snarling] [Roars] [Whimpers] [Shrieking] [Snarls] [Shrieks] [Beeping] [Panting] [Thunder rumbling] [Clattering] It's time to end it, don't you think? Never.
They are just machines.
I'll find a way.
I always have.
When you have the sword, but now it's gone.
There's no hope! I've been doing fine without it.
Well, listen to you.
And what are you going to do when Aku finds you and realizes you have no sword? Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't shown himself in years.
He keeps thinking that one of his machines can defeat me.
Maybe he's right.
You haven't faced anything so powerful.
How much longer can you keep this up? It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way.
They're just nuts and bolts, just nuts and bolts.
Who cares anymore?! There's no way home.
There's nothing to fight for.
There's no more honor.
Come to think of it, the only honorable thing to do is - Quiet.
- No! I won't spend eternity in this forsaken time! What do you want from me? I want it to end.
Aren't you tired? Wouldn't it be great to be free of all of this? Our ancestors are waiting for us.
They want you to join them.
[Dramatic music] [Horse whinnies] [Horse snorting] - There.
- You'll never make it! They'll get you! I'll make it.
[Heavy raining] [Dramatic music] [Thunder crashing] [Music] [Thunder rumbling] [Thunder continues] [Dramatic music] [Insect buzzing] [Music] [Steps] [Music ends] [Water dripping] [Insect buzzing] [Dramatic music] # [Music ends] [Music] [Music ends] Ahh! [Dramatic music] [Bones crunch] [Music] [Somber music] [Grunts] [Groaning] [Footsteps approaching] [Groaning] [Blades squealing] [High-pitched whine] [Footsteps approaching rapidly] [Whine intensifies] [Explosion] [Music] Watch out Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack Watch out Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Watch out Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out