Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (2010) s01e16 Episode Script
Where Walks Aphrodite
[Cheering.]
Fred missed another match.
What'd he get, trapped? Whatevs.
This time he missed a game we're gonna win.
Unh! Hey, he can't do that.
Red card! [Blowing whistle.]
No way! That was a clean steal.
This is bogus.
[Gasps.]
Oh, you are done, as in cooked.
Yeah, I get it.
Well, what if I just Mmm.
Told you I loved you so much.
Ok, so maybe what I'm saying is Huh? Who cares? It's just a game.
You are so amazing.
I love everything! Are tears of joy inappropriate? Not at all.
Tears are just the beginning.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [Birds chirping.]
[Bell ringing.]
So, did anyone hear about the weird love fest at the game last night? [Growling.]
Huh? [Stomach growls.]
You OK, Shaggy? Like, no.
I was so worried about the test today that I forgot to eat breakfast.
[Growling.]
Dude, you wouldn't perchance have some Scooby snacks, would you? UhSure.
Ahh! Oh, boy.
Hey, gang, look at this.
Ok, weird.
The dorky head of the chess club is holding hands with a cheerleader.
And the class president is dancing with that smelly girl-- Hot dog water.
Hot dogs? L-l-let me see! Easy, Shaggy.
I don't think hot dog water actually has hot dogs.
She just smells like hot dog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym, and they wear gingham or wool like hot dog water does, there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell like Well, like hot dogs.
I'm not whoo-hooing because of hot dog water.
I'm whoo-hooing because there's a substitute teacher, which means - No test for Shaggy! - No test for Shaggy! Like, hey there, substi-teach.
Sorry, I'm late, but--yeow! [Groans.]
[Whimpers.]
Shaggy, what's wrong with you? Class has started.
Go.
Vamoose! [Exhales.]
Are we having a low-blood-sugar moment? Like, who needs blood sugar when I've got you? Huh? [Sniffing.]
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
[Both sighing and giggling.]
- Huh? - Huh? [All sighing.]
- Huh? - Huh? [All sighing.]
Take a look, Daph.
I'm working on this one right now.
It's a net drop with a cinch-action hem.
- Oof! - Oof! - Ohh.
- Unh.
[Both sighing and giggling.]
[Humming.]
Huh? [giggling.]
Yike! Sh-Sh-Sh-Shaggy! Quiet now, sweet pup.
All you need is the love.
[Exhales.]
Sorry, ugly lady.
Not feeling it.
It's not working! - Get him! - Huh? [All chanting "bad dog".]
Pretty bad.
Aah! Shaggy, help! Huh? Bring him to the love, my puppets.
[All chanting "love".]
Aah! Huh? Ladies and gentlemen, it's the most mystifying, spookilating thing ever to happen to Crystal Cove.
And look, it's everywhere! The love! Ha ha! Ah.
Aah! Run down that mangy mongrel.
Run him down with the love, now! - Yes, miss Aphrodite.
- Yes, miss Aphrodite.
[Tires squeal.]
Yikes! You must be [Gasps.]
Scooby Doo.
Professor Pericles? A pleasure to meet you, my clover-toed comrade.
Sorry it had to be under such dire circumstances.
Fortunately for Crystal Cove, I'm here to help.
You are? Oh, I know what you are thinking.
Why would I ever deign to help those who locked me up like a common beast despite the power of my diabolical mind? Uh, not exactly what I was thinking, but-- As much as I enjoy seeing my captors tormented, I will not let my home be destroyed by some tarted-up hippie.
That only question that remains is, will you help me? Hmm.
Decimal point here, remainder there.
A thing of beauty.
Like, I don't know what that means, but I love it when you say it.
What is this? Like, it's a Clamonte Cristo-- deep fried clams and cheese French toast coated with powdered sugar and just a little bit of bacon grease.
Jinkies! I think I just felt an artery harden.
That's OK, you have more.
- Ooh.
- Ahh.
- Aah! Oof! - Aah! Oof! I gotta work on that trap.
[Both giggling.]
- [Sighs.]
- Later.
Oh, Freddie, you chose me over a trap.
I'm going to cry.
[Birds chirping.]
Are you ready, innocent canine comrade? Mm-hmm.
Then let's save ourselves a town.
The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components.
Pewter Found in grout used only in stained glass windows of the eighteenth century.
Ectoplasm Or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus.
And finally, rose quartz Mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove.
[Crickets chirping.]
The antidote is complete.
[Liquid trickling.]
Now load the final cylinder.
We don't have much time.
Let's pack these up quickly.
[Door opens.]
Aah! Fools! You think you can stop me? I will have my crown.
Crown? Get them.
Seize the antidote.
[Groaning.]
[Cringes and gasps.]
Unh! Aah! Aah! Quick, my furry friend.
Save the last one.
[Groaning.]
Aah! Now, Scooby Doo.
Run! [Groaning.]
You're already too late.
Dad! Isn't it wonderful? Oh, it is, Fred.
And I want you to know that I love it when you build those ridiculous traps.
Ha ha! [All sighing.]
- Huh? - Hmm? Awkward.
Hoo hoo! Uh, yeah, right.
Uh, gonna probably need that hand.
- Professor Pericles? - Professor Pericles? Hello, children.
Silver plated seesaws, Fred! You're not in the love anymore? Hmph.
Now I'm going to have to let out an unearthly yowl and destroy you.
- [Yowling.]
- [Yowling.]
[All chanting "not in the love".]
Yikes! No more antidote! - Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
Not in the love.
They shall be offered up as a sacrifice to the goddess of love, which is to sayme! - Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
[Tires squeal.]
What y'all waiting for, an e-vite? Move it or lose it, peeps.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
[Tires squeal.]
No.
No! Get them, you fools! Angel, you're not infected? That's right, baby.
I was born with no sense of smell.
Have we been introduced? Professor Pericles? So nice to meet you, Angel.
We gotta find out who she is and what she wants.
Like, maybe she's a gorgon who rose from the dead, and she's gonna turn us all into an army of vampire robots! Wait a sec, that's the plot from Vincent van Ghoul's "Gorgon Parade.
" And it was based on a true story.
Far be it from me, a tiny thumbless avian, to hazard a guess, but did anyone else notice her choice of clothing, specifically the style? Wait a sec.
She was wearing a prom dress.
Then that's where we'll start.
Spread out, gang.
We're looking for any information on the kind of prom dress Aphrodite was wearing.
We find the dress, maybe we can track it back to her.
[Sighs.]
Nothing.
Like, nothing here, either.
Hey, gang! I got something! This girl went to school here, and she's wearing the same dress.
Her name was Amanda Smythe, and she was some sort of chemistry wiz.
It also says she was named prom queen.
- The crown.
- The crown.
Like, what crown? Miss Repugnant Bohemian said something about having her crown.
It says here the night she came to be crowned turned out to be a trick by some of her classmates.
She was laughed out of the school and never seen again.
All right, I think we all know what time it is.
Time to set a trap? Trap time? Boy, you guys.
You think you'd know by now.
Look, about what happened Yeah, uh, about that We don't have to-- No.
No way.
In fact, I'd prefer-- Absolutely.
My thoughts exactly.
So, Fred, we haven't had a chance to talk about what happened between us.
How much do you remember? What do you mean? All of it.
Really? And how does that make you feel? No different.
Huh? I don't need Aphrodite's spell to care about you.
Oh, Freddie! [Sighs.]
There's enough antidote for the whole town.
We've got a great look for everyone.
Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick? No.
Awesome.
But Scooby's does.
Not fair.
[All groaning.]
[Applause.]
Looking great, gals.
In a moment I will signal you, and you will place this crown on our new queen of Crystal Cove.
[All groaning.]
[All sighing.]
Ok, let's see.
Choice bridge clamp--check.
Articulating gibble arm--check.
All this for me? You shouldn't have.
Before we begin the official ceremonies, I wanted to remind everyone that you'll find one-of-a-kind "stay in the love" t-shirts, pins, and caps for sale in the lobby.
Enough! My crown.
After long last, I will have what I deserve.
Now! [Gasping and groaning.]
- Huh? - Huh? - Hmph.
- Hmph.
- Huh? - Huh? - Hmph.
- Hmph.
You idiots! Stop them! My crown! No! Aah! Unh! I am the goddess of love! Bow at the feet of Aphrodite! I think you mean Amanda.
Amanda Smythe? Oh, you think you're so smart.
Do you know how it feels to be humiliated? Me, the smartest and most gifted student in the history of Crystal Cove, laughed at by everyone in this school.
Well, actually You know nothing! They had promised me I would be prom queen, but instead they pulled a hideous mask over my face.
The face of a monster.
- They ridiculed me.
- [All laughing.]
I left Crystal Cove that night, but I promised that someday I would return.
I had always been good at chemistry, so when I stumbled on the formula for an artificial pheromone that could make people lose their minds with love, I knew I would have my revenge.
[Thunder.]
Why? You're pretty now.
The scars run deep.
I would reclaim the crown that was rightly mine.
Then I would destroy this town the way it destroyed me.
My plan was genius! And I would have succeeded, too, it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks.
I am no one's sidekick.
You said it.
Well, Scooby Doo, like, you saved the day.
And Pericles, too.
I guess even a diabolical criminal bird can change his evil and malevolent ways.
Highly doubtful.
- Who--who are you? - Who--who are you? I am an associate of Mr.
E.
Pericles left him a message that you should hear.
It was I who gave Aphrodite the secret formula.
Once that was accomplished, I could go after the real ingredients I needed to find.
First, an ancient conquistador's ship manifest.
Next, a stone piercing industrial-grade diamond drill bit.
And finally, the geological reports from the Darrow Mining Company.
Your move, Mr.
E.
Ok, can I get a teeny little time-out here? What does any of that stuff have to do with anything? The curse of the haunted treasure, an ancient fortune left behind by the conquistadors that first settled this area.
Legend has it that it is buried somewhere deep beneath us, and it now appears that Pericles is on the verge of discovering it.
[All gasp.]
And if he does, it could well mean the end of Crystal Cove.
Fred missed another match.
What'd he get, trapped? Whatevs.
This time he missed a game we're gonna win.
Unh! Hey, he can't do that.
Red card! [Blowing whistle.]
No way! That was a clean steal.
This is bogus.
[Gasps.]
Oh, you are done, as in cooked.
Yeah, I get it.
Well, what if I just Mmm.
Told you I loved you so much.
Ok, so maybe what I'm saying is Huh? Who cares? It's just a game.
You are so amazing.
I love everything! Are tears of joy inappropriate? Not at all.
Tears are just the beginning.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [Birds chirping.]
[Bell ringing.]
So, did anyone hear about the weird love fest at the game last night? [Growling.]
Huh? [Stomach growls.]
You OK, Shaggy? Like, no.
I was so worried about the test today that I forgot to eat breakfast.
[Growling.]
Dude, you wouldn't perchance have some Scooby snacks, would you? UhSure.
Ahh! Oh, boy.
Hey, gang, look at this.
Ok, weird.
The dorky head of the chess club is holding hands with a cheerleader.
And the class president is dancing with that smelly girl-- Hot dog water.
Hot dogs? L-l-let me see! Easy, Shaggy.
I don't think hot dog water actually has hot dogs.
She just smells like hot dog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym, and they wear gingham or wool like hot dog water does, there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell like Well, like hot dogs.
I'm not whoo-hooing because of hot dog water.
I'm whoo-hooing because there's a substitute teacher, which means - No test for Shaggy! - No test for Shaggy! Like, hey there, substi-teach.
Sorry, I'm late, but--yeow! [Groans.]
[Whimpers.]
Shaggy, what's wrong with you? Class has started.
Go.
Vamoose! [Exhales.]
Are we having a low-blood-sugar moment? Like, who needs blood sugar when I've got you? Huh? [Sniffing.]
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
[Both sighing and giggling.]
- Huh? - Huh? [All sighing.]
- Huh? - Huh? [All sighing.]
Take a look, Daph.
I'm working on this one right now.
It's a net drop with a cinch-action hem.
- Oof! - Oof! - Ohh.
- Unh.
[Both sighing and giggling.]
[Humming.]
Huh? [giggling.]
Yike! Sh-Sh-Sh-Shaggy! Quiet now, sweet pup.
All you need is the love.
[Exhales.]
Sorry, ugly lady.
Not feeling it.
It's not working! - Get him! - Huh? [All chanting "bad dog".]
Pretty bad.
Aah! Shaggy, help! Huh? Bring him to the love, my puppets.
[All chanting "love".]
Aah! Huh? Ladies and gentlemen, it's the most mystifying, spookilating thing ever to happen to Crystal Cove.
And look, it's everywhere! The love! Ha ha! Ah.
Aah! Run down that mangy mongrel.
Run him down with the love, now! - Yes, miss Aphrodite.
- Yes, miss Aphrodite.
[Tires squeal.]
Yikes! You must be [Gasps.]
Scooby Doo.
Professor Pericles? A pleasure to meet you, my clover-toed comrade.
Sorry it had to be under such dire circumstances.
Fortunately for Crystal Cove, I'm here to help.
You are? Oh, I know what you are thinking.
Why would I ever deign to help those who locked me up like a common beast despite the power of my diabolical mind? Uh, not exactly what I was thinking, but-- As much as I enjoy seeing my captors tormented, I will not let my home be destroyed by some tarted-up hippie.
That only question that remains is, will you help me? Hmm.
Decimal point here, remainder there.
A thing of beauty.
Like, I don't know what that means, but I love it when you say it.
What is this? Like, it's a Clamonte Cristo-- deep fried clams and cheese French toast coated with powdered sugar and just a little bit of bacon grease.
Jinkies! I think I just felt an artery harden.
That's OK, you have more.
- Ooh.
- Ahh.
- Aah! Oof! - Aah! Oof! I gotta work on that trap.
[Both giggling.]
- [Sighs.]
- Later.
Oh, Freddie, you chose me over a trap.
I'm going to cry.
[Birds chirping.]
Are you ready, innocent canine comrade? Mm-hmm.
Then let's save ourselves a town.
The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components.
Pewter Found in grout used only in stained glass windows of the eighteenth century.
Ectoplasm Or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus.
And finally, rose quartz Mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove.
[Crickets chirping.]
The antidote is complete.
[Liquid trickling.]
Now load the final cylinder.
We don't have much time.
Let's pack these up quickly.
[Door opens.]
Aah! Fools! You think you can stop me? I will have my crown.
Crown? Get them.
Seize the antidote.
[Groaning.]
[Cringes and gasps.]
Unh! Aah! Aah! Quick, my furry friend.
Save the last one.
[Groaning.]
Aah! Now, Scooby Doo.
Run! [Groaning.]
You're already too late.
Dad! Isn't it wonderful? Oh, it is, Fred.
And I want you to know that I love it when you build those ridiculous traps.
Ha ha! [All sighing.]
- Huh? - Hmm? Awkward.
Hoo hoo! Uh, yeah, right.
Uh, gonna probably need that hand.
- Professor Pericles? - Professor Pericles? Hello, children.
Silver plated seesaws, Fred! You're not in the love anymore? Hmph.
Now I'm going to have to let out an unearthly yowl and destroy you.
- [Yowling.]
- [Yowling.]
[All chanting "not in the love".]
Yikes! No more antidote! - Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
Not in the love.
They shall be offered up as a sacrifice to the goddess of love, which is to sayme! - Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
[Tires squeal.]
What y'all waiting for, an e-vite? Move it or lose it, peeps.
- Not in the love.
- Not in the love.
[Tires squeal.]
No.
No! Get them, you fools! Angel, you're not infected? That's right, baby.
I was born with no sense of smell.
Have we been introduced? Professor Pericles? So nice to meet you, Angel.
We gotta find out who she is and what she wants.
Like, maybe she's a gorgon who rose from the dead, and she's gonna turn us all into an army of vampire robots! Wait a sec, that's the plot from Vincent van Ghoul's "Gorgon Parade.
" And it was based on a true story.
Far be it from me, a tiny thumbless avian, to hazard a guess, but did anyone else notice her choice of clothing, specifically the style? Wait a sec.
She was wearing a prom dress.
Then that's where we'll start.
Spread out, gang.
We're looking for any information on the kind of prom dress Aphrodite was wearing.
We find the dress, maybe we can track it back to her.
[Sighs.]
Nothing.
Like, nothing here, either.
Hey, gang! I got something! This girl went to school here, and she's wearing the same dress.
Her name was Amanda Smythe, and she was some sort of chemistry wiz.
It also says she was named prom queen.
- The crown.
- The crown.
Like, what crown? Miss Repugnant Bohemian said something about having her crown.
It says here the night she came to be crowned turned out to be a trick by some of her classmates.
She was laughed out of the school and never seen again.
All right, I think we all know what time it is.
Time to set a trap? Trap time? Boy, you guys.
You think you'd know by now.
Look, about what happened Yeah, uh, about that We don't have to-- No.
No way.
In fact, I'd prefer-- Absolutely.
My thoughts exactly.
So, Fred, we haven't had a chance to talk about what happened between us.
How much do you remember? What do you mean? All of it.
Really? And how does that make you feel? No different.
Huh? I don't need Aphrodite's spell to care about you.
Oh, Freddie! [Sighs.]
There's enough antidote for the whole town.
We've got a great look for everyone.
Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick? No.
Awesome.
But Scooby's does.
Not fair.
[All groaning.]
[Applause.]
Looking great, gals.
In a moment I will signal you, and you will place this crown on our new queen of Crystal Cove.
[All groaning.]
[All sighing.]
Ok, let's see.
Choice bridge clamp--check.
Articulating gibble arm--check.
All this for me? You shouldn't have.
Before we begin the official ceremonies, I wanted to remind everyone that you'll find one-of-a-kind "stay in the love" t-shirts, pins, and caps for sale in the lobby.
Enough! My crown.
After long last, I will have what I deserve.
Now! [Gasping and groaning.]
- Huh? - Huh? - Hmph.
- Hmph.
- Huh? - Huh? - Hmph.
- Hmph.
You idiots! Stop them! My crown! No! Aah! Unh! I am the goddess of love! Bow at the feet of Aphrodite! I think you mean Amanda.
Amanda Smythe? Oh, you think you're so smart.
Do you know how it feels to be humiliated? Me, the smartest and most gifted student in the history of Crystal Cove, laughed at by everyone in this school.
Well, actually You know nothing! They had promised me I would be prom queen, but instead they pulled a hideous mask over my face.
The face of a monster.
- They ridiculed me.
- [All laughing.]
I left Crystal Cove that night, but I promised that someday I would return.
I had always been good at chemistry, so when I stumbled on the formula for an artificial pheromone that could make people lose their minds with love, I knew I would have my revenge.
[Thunder.]
Why? You're pretty now.
The scars run deep.
I would reclaim the crown that was rightly mine.
Then I would destroy this town the way it destroyed me.
My plan was genius! And I would have succeeded, too, it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks.
I am no one's sidekick.
You said it.
Well, Scooby Doo, like, you saved the day.
And Pericles, too.
I guess even a diabolical criminal bird can change his evil and malevolent ways.
Highly doubtful.
- Who--who are you? - Who--who are you? I am an associate of Mr.
E.
Pericles left him a message that you should hear.
It was I who gave Aphrodite the secret formula.
Once that was accomplished, I could go after the real ingredients I needed to find.
First, an ancient conquistador's ship manifest.
Next, a stone piercing industrial-grade diamond drill bit.
And finally, the geological reports from the Darrow Mining Company.
Your move, Mr.
E.
Ok, can I get a teeny little time-out here? What does any of that stuff have to do with anything? The curse of the haunted treasure, an ancient fortune left behind by the conquistadors that first settled this area.
Legend has it that it is buried somewhere deep beneath us, and it now appears that Pericles is on the verge of discovering it.
[All gasp.]
And if he does, it could well mean the end of Crystal Cove.