Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (2010) s01e22 Episode Script
Attack of the Headless Horror
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Ahh.
Marion! Cachinga! We found it the ancient burial heap of Sklar Gringat.
I told you legend plenty true, Cachinga.
Yes.
Amazing.
- Oh! - Ohh! My ankle! I think it's broken.
Oh! Cachinga, make plenty fast for camp.
Fetch medicine kit for wifey, bring here quicky quicky.
'K, 'k? I'm sorry, honey.
I know you're excited.
Go on.
I'll be fine here Alone.
Ok.
Huh? Love ya! Ohh! Oh "Take not my head or a curse on you.
My body shall forever avenge the wrong you do.
" A curse.
This day just gets better and better.
Whoa.
Aah! You were warned! Uh uh uhh! Ah Aaahhhh! Scooby.
Scooby-doo! Slow down, Fred.
I can't.
I don't want to be late for school.
Like, since when don't you want to be late for school? Since I found out who our new biology teacher is.
Who? Dr.
Rick Spartan.
Ooh.
Never heard of him.
That's because you don't read trap magazines like I do.
The guy's a legend.
He builds traps? No.
He just gets out of them a lot.
Uhh! Sorry.
No, it's ok.
You don't need to move.
Really? Well, does that mean, like, you want to, uh, maybe, like, be friends again? Maybe.
Ohh Well, uh, maybe me, too.
Maybe me 3.
Aaahhh! Uhh! The headless horror had me pinned against the wall.
He punched me again and again and again.
Uh! Ohh! Uhh! And picked me up by the throat and threw me to the ground And stomped on me over and over and over.
Both my arms were broken.
I had 16 fractured ribs.
What did you do? Do? The only thing I could do.
I kicked it right in the face.
Kapowee! Hyah! It stumbled back, giving me just enough time to climb up the rope using only my left pinky.
No way! But that's the way it goes when you live the life of adventure.
Right, Cachinga? If you say so.
Now listen up.
I don't know much about biology, so if you want to know what a spleen is, you go read a book.
But if you want to know how to escape the clutches of an 800-pound sumo wrestler who's trying to put a poison dart in your back, then you're in the right place.
Class dismissed.
But there's 45 minutes left.
Cachinga! - Ohh! - Oh! I said class dismissed! Dr.
Spartan, wow! I'm your biggest fan.
I've read about all your adventures.
And, you know, we have a lot of adventures, too.
You don't say.
Yeah.
We solve mysteries.
We've almost been killed a couple of times.
Don't you just love it when that happens? Isn't it just the best? Absolutely! Not really.
So, do you still have that shrunken head? I sure do.
It's super creepy, too.
Hey, you want to see it? Absolutely! Not really.
Why don't you all come by the house for dinner tonight and I'll show you my whole collection of cool stuff.
Ooh, that would be awesome! And make sure to bring your appetites.
We're eating cow.
Eew! He means steak.
Ohh! - Mmm! - Yum, yum.
This is yummy! Thank you.
It is such a joy to be able to go to the supermarket and get cow right off the shelves.
It's so much easier than chasing it down.
Huh? So, how long will you be teaching at the high school, Dr.
Spartan? Long enough for Marion to have a little break.
Living in the jungle's kind of rough on her.
It's the little things you miss.
Warm showers, dishwasher, not having to check your back every morning for ticks.
You rest up, honey.
A few months of r and r and we'll be ready to hit the adventure highway again.
Right, Cachinga? Quite.
How long have you worked with Dr.
Spartan? Quite a while, actually.
We were students at Oxford, and upon graduation, he hired me straight away to be his assistant.
What kind of name is Cachinga? I have absolutely no idea.
My real name is Charles.
Charles Wheetlesby.
Rick calls me Cachinga because he likes to pretend I'm a wild savage.
The pay's good, so I don't mind.
Then why don't you wear the outfit I bought you? I'm not putting on a bearskin and antlers.
That's what savages wear.
I've got the spear.
Isn't that good enough? No! You just look like a dude with a spear.
Well, I'm sorry if I'm a disappointment.
If you will excuse me, I'll be in my yurt.
You shouldn't be so hard on him, Rick.
He saved your life more than once.
Yeah, I know.
I'll go apologize.
But first, what do you say we go see that shrunken head? All of this from your adventures? Yep.
Well, all except that clown mask.
I bought that in Reno.
Here it is The shrunken head of sklar gringat.
Do you want to hold it? Absolutely! Not really.
You're not worried about the curse? Nah.
I left that headless thing thousands of Miles away in the Amazon jungle.
There's no way it Aah! It won't open! Shaggy, Scooby, the spears! Huh? I shall return! I shall be with you forever! I don't understand how that thing could have found me here.
Is everything all right? I heard a frightful commotion.
Where you were? Why you not come when monster make bad-bad? Dr.
Spartan, what can you tell us about the curse? It was carved into the box.
It said if I took the head, its body would avenge the wrong I did forever.
That's a long time.
I can't spend the rest of my life running from that thing.
I've got to find a way to break the curse.
But how are you gonna do that? I have no idea.
But I know someone who might.
Hmm.
A shrunken head curse.
That's a lot of bad mojo.
Not easy to break.
Then there's nothing we can do? I didn't say that.
I just said it wouldn't be easy.
I'll go get my curse book.
I'm glad you came with me, shaggy.
I'm way glad you asked.
To be honest with you, Norma, like, I really missed you Uh, uh, us.
Me, too.
Good news! I think I found an incantation to break the curse.
Let's see, now.
Ok.
It says the incantation has to be said in a jungle.
The jungle? But the Amazon's thousands of Miles away.
It doesn't have to be the Amazon.
Any jungle will do.
But, like, dudes, we don't have a jungle in crystal cove.
Hmm.
Wait! Yes, we do.
The botanical gardens.
They've got that new mini rainforest.
That's a jungle.
It also says the incantation has to be recited by a jackal.
Great.
Where are we going to get a talking jackal? I could order you one, but it'll take a couple of weeks.
Hey, wait a minute.
What about Scooby-doo? Like, he can talk.
It's worth a shot.
What are we waiting for? Let's do this.
The instructions say we can't start until precisely midnight.
I'm surprised Cachinga didn't come to help.
Ah, he's cheesed off about the way I talked to him last night.
He says I don't respect him.
Says I take him for granted.
Natives.
Yoo-hoo! Mind if I join in? I just love incantations.
They're such a hoot.
Oh, I brought you this.
Do I need this for the ceremony? Not really.
It just adds a little sizzle.
Midnight.
Ok, scoob, you're up.
Wama wama yoy yoy.
Yoy yoy hippy pippy.
Shrinky head, go back to jungle.
Nyup! Nyup! I did it! Hee hee hee hee! Good job, scoob.
On second thought, zoiks! Maybe you needed a jackal after all.
Why won't you leave me alone?! You have plundered not just my tomb, but countless others.
I shall follow you all the days of your life! Aaaahhh! Yaah! Ooh! You shall never be rid of me! Aah ha ha ha ha ha! Aah ha ha ha ha ha! He'll be fine.
He just needs rest and quite a few operations.
Oh, dear me! Rick, what happened? Like you give a whoop.
What are you talking about? Of course I do.
Ah, who cares? It doesn't matter.
Just go back to Oxford, Charles.
I don't need you anymore.
I'm quitting.
Oh, darling! Are you sure? I'm sure.
Maybe, just maybe that thing will leave me alone if I stop all this adventure stuff.
Yes.
Yes, maybe it will.
But, Dr.
Spartan, you can't quit.
You're awesome.
The world needs guys like you.
I'm sorry, Fred, the gig is up.
It's time to start living the life of an average boring Joe.
I thought his name was Rick.
Dr.
Spartan, please, don't quit.
Give us one more chance to figure out how to stop that thing.
What is it? I'm not sure.
Looks like a huge contact lens.
Jinkies! That's right.
Just before the creature threw Dr.
Spartan against the tree, he hit it right in the eye.
It must have fallen off.
Hey, look at this.
It's a miniature video camera.
Wait, that's not all.
Scooby and I found this where the creature came out of the ground.
Oxford.
There he is, sheriff! Arrest that native.
Arrest me? What on earth for? These kids, uh, they say that you're that headless thing that's been whompin' on Dr.
Spartan.
I tend to agree.
Take him away.
No! There's been some mistake.
This is ridiculous.
I'm I'm British.
Stop groping me, you rapscallion.
Good job.
For once I think you got it right.
Repeat that to anyone and I will deny it.
What's going on out there? It was Cachinga.
He was pretending to be the headless horror all along.
I never trusted that guy.
Wait! That means the curse is fake.
There's no creature.
Ha ha! I can go back to the jungle, live the life of adventure again.
It's gonna be all right! Ooh! I don't think so! Let's get him out of here.
- Aah! Aah! - Aah! Velma, Daphne, come on! Nooo! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh! Eee Aah! Yikes! We're never gonna make it! Gotcha! It worked.
What in the name of kettle corn is going on? I thought you said he was the creature.
Sorry we had to trick you, sheriff, but we needed everyone to believe it was Cachinga so we could set a trap for the person who's really behind this.
Marion! But how did you know that she'd attack I don't get that! We knew that if Dr.
Spartan found out that the curse was fake he'd want to go back to living a life of adventure in the jungle.
A life she definitely didn't want.
Fine.
I admit it.
Well, you kind of have to.
We caught you in the costume.
But how how did you know it was her? We found this ring at the botanical gardens.
A woman's ring.
You went to Oxford, too, didn't you? Yes.
But, Marion, why did you do it? Because I love you! Because I hate living in the jungle.
It'sIcky.
I decided if I couldn't convince you to give up that life, I'd scare you out of it.
I came up with the fake legend of sklar gringat.
I forged an ancient map to the ruins and put it someplace you'd find it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the challenge.
You would be so consumed with finding your next great treasure, you wouldn't be thinking of me, as usual.
I pretended to break my ankle because I knew you'd send Cachinga for help and go up into the ruins by yourself.
And when you did, my plan fell into place.
It gave me a chance to sneak around the back of the ruins, which were actually an old abandoned movie set.
The headless horror costume was the final piece of the puzzle.
I had it specially designed and took months of pilates to train my abdominal muscles to the point where I could control the mouth with my abs.
But the shrunken head It talked to me.
I got it at a Halloween store.
You can record whatever you want it to say.
I'm sorry, darling.
I never meant to hurt you.
I just wanted us to live a normal life.
Which we could have if it weren't for those meddling sycophants.
Can you ever forgive me? Sure, I do, baby.
I know I'm not the easiest guy to live with.
You were just trying to get through to me.
Don't worry, we'll work it out.
Sheriff, I don't want to press any charges.
Yeah, I, uh, figured.
Take me back to my room? Anything.
Cachinga, come.
Thank you.
It's been lovely.
Hey, anybody hungry? How about I order us a bunch of pizzas and we watch a movie in my room? Who's in? Oh! I'm in.
Ok! Sure, why not? We'll be right there.
Like, what's up, velm? Shaggy, I've been thinking about what happened between us at my mom's bookstore.
Yeah ha ha I've been thinking about that, too.
What I mean is, I just don't have the same feelings for you anymore.
But I hope we can still be friends.
Friends? I'm sorry, shaggy.
Now, let's go have that pizza.
For the first time in my life, I don't even think pizza can make me feel better.
But it's worth a try.
Hey, gang! Save a piece for me! Hoo hoo!
Marion! Cachinga! We found it the ancient burial heap of Sklar Gringat.
I told you legend plenty true, Cachinga.
Yes.
Amazing.
- Oh! - Ohh! My ankle! I think it's broken.
Oh! Cachinga, make plenty fast for camp.
Fetch medicine kit for wifey, bring here quicky quicky.
'K, 'k? I'm sorry, honey.
I know you're excited.
Go on.
I'll be fine here Alone.
Ok.
Huh? Love ya! Ohh! Oh "Take not my head or a curse on you.
My body shall forever avenge the wrong you do.
" A curse.
This day just gets better and better.
Whoa.
Aah! You were warned! Uh uh uhh! Ah Aaahhhh! Scooby.
Scooby-doo! Slow down, Fred.
I can't.
I don't want to be late for school.
Like, since when don't you want to be late for school? Since I found out who our new biology teacher is.
Who? Dr.
Rick Spartan.
Ooh.
Never heard of him.
That's because you don't read trap magazines like I do.
The guy's a legend.
He builds traps? No.
He just gets out of them a lot.
Uhh! Sorry.
No, it's ok.
You don't need to move.
Really? Well, does that mean, like, you want to, uh, maybe, like, be friends again? Maybe.
Ohh Well, uh, maybe me, too.
Maybe me 3.
Aaahhh! Uhh! The headless horror had me pinned against the wall.
He punched me again and again and again.
Uh! Ohh! Uhh! And picked me up by the throat and threw me to the ground And stomped on me over and over and over.
Both my arms were broken.
I had 16 fractured ribs.
What did you do? Do? The only thing I could do.
I kicked it right in the face.
Kapowee! Hyah! It stumbled back, giving me just enough time to climb up the rope using only my left pinky.
No way! But that's the way it goes when you live the life of adventure.
Right, Cachinga? If you say so.
Now listen up.
I don't know much about biology, so if you want to know what a spleen is, you go read a book.
But if you want to know how to escape the clutches of an 800-pound sumo wrestler who's trying to put a poison dart in your back, then you're in the right place.
Class dismissed.
But there's 45 minutes left.
Cachinga! - Ohh! - Oh! I said class dismissed! Dr.
Spartan, wow! I'm your biggest fan.
I've read about all your adventures.
And, you know, we have a lot of adventures, too.
You don't say.
Yeah.
We solve mysteries.
We've almost been killed a couple of times.
Don't you just love it when that happens? Isn't it just the best? Absolutely! Not really.
So, do you still have that shrunken head? I sure do.
It's super creepy, too.
Hey, you want to see it? Absolutely! Not really.
Why don't you all come by the house for dinner tonight and I'll show you my whole collection of cool stuff.
Ooh, that would be awesome! And make sure to bring your appetites.
We're eating cow.
Eew! He means steak.
Ohh! - Mmm! - Yum, yum.
This is yummy! Thank you.
It is such a joy to be able to go to the supermarket and get cow right off the shelves.
It's so much easier than chasing it down.
Huh? So, how long will you be teaching at the high school, Dr.
Spartan? Long enough for Marion to have a little break.
Living in the jungle's kind of rough on her.
It's the little things you miss.
Warm showers, dishwasher, not having to check your back every morning for ticks.
You rest up, honey.
A few months of r and r and we'll be ready to hit the adventure highway again.
Right, Cachinga? Quite.
How long have you worked with Dr.
Spartan? Quite a while, actually.
We were students at Oxford, and upon graduation, he hired me straight away to be his assistant.
What kind of name is Cachinga? I have absolutely no idea.
My real name is Charles.
Charles Wheetlesby.
Rick calls me Cachinga because he likes to pretend I'm a wild savage.
The pay's good, so I don't mind.
Then why don't you wear the outfit I bought you? I'm not putting on a bearskin and antlers.
That's what savages wear.
I've got the spear.
Isn't that good enough? No! You just look like a dude with a spear.
Well, I'm sorry if I'm a disappointment.
If you will excuse me, I'll be in my yurt.
You shouldn't be so hard on him, Rick.
He saved your life more than once.
Yeah, I know.
I'll go apologize.
But first, what do you say we go see that shrunken head? All of this from your adventures? Yep.
Well, all except that clown mask.
I bought that in Reno.
Here it is The shrunken head of sklar gringat.
Do you want to hold it? Absolutely! Not really.
You're not worried about the curse? Nah.
I left that headless thing thousands of Miles away in the Amazon jungle.
There's no way it Aah! It won't open! Shaggy, Scooby, the spears! Huh? I shall return! I shall be with you forever! I don't understand how that thing could have found me here.
Is everything all right? I heard a frightful commotion.
Where you were? Why you not come when monster make bad-bad? Dr.
Spartan, what can you tell us about the curse? It was carved into the box.
It said if I took the head, its body would avenge the wrong I did forever.
That's a long time.
I can't spend the rest of my life running from that thing.
I've got to find a way to break the curse.
But how are you gonna do that? I have no idea.
But I know someone who might.
Hmm.
A shrunken head curse.
That's a lot of bad mojo.
Not easy to break.
Then there's nothing we can do? I didn't say that.
I just said it wouldn't be easy.
I'll go get my curse book.
I'm glad you came with me, shaggy.
I'm way glad you asked.
To be honest with you, Norma, like, I really missed you Uh, uh, us.
Me, too.
Good news! I think I found an incantation to break the curse.
Let's see, now.
Ok.
It says the incantation has to be said in a jungle.
The jungle? But the Amazon's thousands of Miles away.
It doesn't have to be the Amazon.
Any jungle will do.
But, like, dudes, we don't have a jungle in crystal cove.
Hmm.
Wait! Yes, we do.
The botanical gardens.
They've got that new mini rainforest.
That's a jungle.
It also says the incantation has to be recited by a jackal.
Great.
Where are we going to get a talking jackal? I could order you one, but it'll take a couple of weeks.
Hey, wait a minute.
What about Scooby-doo? Like, he can talk.
It's worth a shot.
What are we waiting for? Let's do this.
The instructions say we can't start until precisely midnight.
I'm surprised Cachinga didn't come to help.
Ah, he's cheesed off about the way I talked to him last night.
He says I don't respect him.
Says I take him for granted.
Natives.
Yoo-hoo! Mind if I join in? I just love incantations.
They're such a hoot.
Oh, I brought you this.
Do I need this for the ceremony? Not really.
It just adds a little sizzle.
Midnight.
Ok, scoob, you're up.
Wama wama yoy yoy.
Yoy yoy hippy pippy.
Shrinky head, go back to jungle.
Nyup! Nyup! I did it! Hee hee hee hee! Good job, scoob.
On second thought, zoiks! Maybe you needed a jackal after all.
Why won't you leave me alone?! You have plundered not just my tomb, but countless others.
I shall follow you all the days of your life! Aaaahhh! Yaah! Ooh! You shall never be rid of me! Aah ha ha ha ha ha! Aah ha ha ha ha ha! He'll be fine.
He just needs rest and quite a few operations.
Oh, dear me! Rick, what happened? Like you give a whoop.
What are you talking about? Of course I do.
Ah, who cares? It doesn't matter.
Just go back to Oxford, Charles.
I don't need you anymore.
I'm quitting.
Oh, darling! Are you sure? I'm sure.
Maybe, just maybe that thing will leave me alone if I stop all this adventure stuff.
Yes.
Yes, maybe it will.
But, Dr.
Spartan, you can't quit.
You're awesome.
The world needs guys like you.
I'm sorry, Fred, the gig is up.
It's time to start living the life of an average boring Joe.
I thought his name was Rick.
Dr.
Spartan, please, don't quit.
Give us one more chance to figure out how to stop that thing.
What is it? I'm not sure.
Looks like a huge contact lens.
Jinkies! That's right.
Just before the creature threw Dr.
Spartan against the tree, he hit it right in the eye.
It must have fallen off.
Hey, look at this.
It's a miniature video camera.
Wait, that's not all.
Scooby and I found this where the creature came out of the ground.
Oxford.
There he is, sheriff! Arrest that native.
Arrest me? What on earth for? These kids, uh, they say that you're that headless thing that's been whompin' on Dr.
Spartan.
I tend to agree.
Take him away.
No! There's been some mistake.
This is ridiculous.
I'm I'm British.
Stop groping me, you rapscallion.
Good job.
For once I think you got it right.
Repeat that to anyone and I will deny it.
What's going on out there? It was Cachinga.
He was pretending to be the headless horror all along.
I never trusted that guy.
Wait! That means the curse is fake.
There's no creature.
Ha ha! I can go back to the jungle, live the life of adventure again.
It's gonna be all right! Ooh! I don't think so! Let's get him out of here.
- Aah! Aah! - Aah! Velma, Daphne, come on! Nooo! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh! Eee Aah! Yikes! We're never gonna make it! Gotcha! It worked.
What in the name of kettle corn is going on? I thought you said he was the creature.
Sorry we had to trick you, sheriff, but we needed everyone to believe it was Cachinga so we could set a trap for the person who's really behind this.
Marion! But how did you know that she'd attack I don't get that! We knew that if Dr.
Spartan found out that the curse was fake he'd want to go back to living a life of adventure in the jungle.
A life she definitely didn't want.
Fine.
I admit it.
Well, you kind of have to.
We caught you in the costume.
But how how did you know it was her? We found this ring at the botanical gardens.
A woman's ring.
You went to Oxford, too, didn't you? Yes.
But, Marion, why did you do it? Because I love you! Because I hate living in the jungle.
It'sIcky.
I decided if I couldn't convince you to give up that life, I'd scare you out of it.
I came up with the fake legend of sklar gringat.
I forged an ancient map to the ruins and put it someplace you'd find it.
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the challenge.
You would be so consumed with finding your next great treasure, you wouldn't be thinking of me, as usual.
I pretended to break my ankle because I knew you'd send Cachinga for help and go up into the ruins by yourself.
And when you did, my plan fell into place.
It gave me a chance to sneak around the back of the ruins, which were actually an old abandoned movie set.
The headless horror costume was the final piece of the puzzle.
I had it specially designed and took months of pilates to train my abdominal muscles to the point where I could control the mouth with my abs.
But the shrunken head It talked to me.
I got it at a Halloween store.
You can record whatever you want it to say.
I'm sorry, darling.
I never meant to hurt you.
I just wanted us to live a normal life.
Which we could have if it weren't for those meddling sycophants.
Can you ever forgive me? Sure, I do, baby.
I know I'm not the easiest guy to live with.
You were just trying to get through to me.
Don't worry, we'll work it out.
Sheriff, I don't want to press any charges.
Yeah, I, uh, figured.
Take me back to my room? Anything.
Cachinga, come.
Thank you.
It's been lovely.
Hey, anybody hungry? How about I order us a bunch of pizzas and we watch a movie in my room? Who's in? Oh! I'm in.
Ok! Sure, why not? We'll be right there.
Like, what's up, velm? Shaggy, I've been thinking about what happened between us at my mom's bookstore.
Yeah ha ha I've been thinking about that, too.
What I mean is, I just don't have the same feelings for you anymore.
But I hope we can still be friends.
Friends? I'm sorry, shaggy.
Now, let's go have that pizza.
For the first time in my life, I don't even think pizza can make me feel better.
But it's worth a try.
Hey, gang! Save a piece for me! Hoo hoo!