Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (2010) s01e26 Episode Script
All Fear the Freak
Are you sure this is the way? My calculations don't lie.
Why are we stopping? Because of that.
The planospheric disc.
Uhh! Ow! What gives, bird? I was trying to save your life.
Ding dong, daddy-o.
Booby trapped.
Judy, if I may borrow your locket.
I don't understand.
There are 6 pieces.
Where are the other 5? Maybe they're underneath.
A second booby trap! Run! Whoa! Good job, Judy.
Now all we need is the other 5 pieces and the treasure is Mine.
You? Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Velma, it's late.
Enough typing.
I thought for a second her poltergeist was back.
Sorry, mom.
Just finishing vlogging.
Huh? Eh? Dad, I'm going to bed now.
Do you need anything? Dad? You miss her, don't you? Dangling donut shrimp, Fred.
Don't startle me like that.
I could have been armed.
Sorry.
I just wanted to say good night.
Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.
I shouldn't have snapped at you.
Despite your obsession with your goofy little mystery club, I do love you, son.
I hope you know that.
I do.
Fred.
We were getting worried.
Like, where's the mystery machine? Yeah.
I left it at home in case my dad woke up.
I'm still not happy about all of this.
We're just going to check out his office.
Fine.
But I know he's not involved in the cursed treasure or the planospheric disc, no matter what Pericles says.
If you ask me, we should be investigating angel.
She's the one that's been hiding secrets.
Subtle.
I thought we were over this.
Like, you did choose angel over us.
Oh, really? Like how you chose Scooby over me? - Hmm? - Hmm? Enough.
Let's just get this done.
Don't worry.
Pretty soon we'll announce our engagement and all this friction with the gang and your dad will be over.
Ok, gang, fan out.
We're looking for Well, I'm not sure.
Something.
Huh? - Whoa! - Whoa! What the? Guys, I think I found something.
Like, dudes, that thing kind of looks like our disc piece.
This must be the scroll angel mentioned, the one found in the Spanish church.
And look at this.
It's a copy of the piece the mayor had, the one Pericles stole.
I'm sure there's a reason my dad has this.
Huh? Huh? Zoinks! He's some kind of graveyard ghoul.
Me prefer freak.
Freak of crystal cove.
That's the thing that attacked the original mystery incorporated.
Run! Uhh! Come on, let's get out of here before Someone cahes you.
Ho ho ho ho, are you in trouble again.
They are out of control.
Clearly there is no parenting at home.
Well, someone is giving them money to lead this lifestyle.
They don't work.
Perhaps a good sage burning would clear the air.
No one wants that sink, hippie.
Sheriff, I demand you let our children go.
Your children are felons.
Vicious repeat offenders.
Vicious! Right, mayor? Let them go.
I'm not pressing charges.
Ohh.
Really? Dad, I'm sorry.
We just I-I-I-I can't hear you.
My ears are too clogged with disappointment.
You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.
What? Mom, dad, you can't do that.
Just listen for a second.
Fred and I are engaged.
Oh, my.
You're what? Engaged.
So you can't split us apart.
Right, Fred? Fred? What? Oh.
Uh, right.
I love Daphne.
She's the most important thing in my life.
Besides the gang, mystery solving, traps, my dad.
Truthfully, it's a 5-way tie.
Ugh! We're getting married as soon as we graduate.
- Oh! - Oof.
This is your fault.
Mystery incorporated is over.
- Fred! - Daphne! Freddy.
Freddy.
No.
No.
Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disc piece in your room.
Velma.
Already on it.
Baby, we got a problem.
Could we please have one good night snack? They're out of control, Colton.
I think it's time to consider the nuclear option.
Whoa.
No good night snack? They're mad.
I'll say.
Like, I sure hope I remembered to stock the back-up fridge.
Uhh! Phew.
Ooh hoo.
What a relief.
Yep.
At least the disc is safe.
Mine! Shaggy.
Give.
Like, no problem.
No way.
Sorry, mom and dad.
We'll explain later.
Aah! Yikes! Get in this car if you want to live.
Huh? You had no right to bring us here.
I brought you here to protect you.
Yeah.
Where have I heard that before? Shaggy? Scooby? Are you all right? Yeah.
Thanks to him.
Ed machine? What happened? The freak attacked them at their home.
He's getting more desperate.
I'll tell Mr.
e they're safe.
The rest is up to you.
I thought you told us you weren't working with Mr.
e anymore.
When the needle's in the red, baby, sometimes you got to dance the devil's jig.
Now, I know you kids don't exactly trust me, but e and me are the only ones in this town that have dealt with this freak cat before.
So, truce? Good.
Now, I've got food and blankets.
Should be enough for a few days.
And Sorry, angel.
The adults in this town have done enough harm.
We're gonna finish this one on our own.
Please, you have to believe me.
The curse will destroy you just like it destroyed my friends.
Shag, Scoob, do you have the piece? Yeah, Fred, but What about the scroll, Velma? Right here.
Fred, where are we going? Come on, ed.
Pick up.
Pick up.
Hello, ed machine.
What are you doing here? I'd like you to deliver a message to Ricky.
Or should I call him Mr.
e? Say what you want to say Pericles, then get out of my house.
Ha ha ha! Dear ed, you misunderstand.
I don't want to say anything.
This is where the mystery started, gang.
And tonight, this is where it ends.
So, Fred and Daphne.
Are we gonna talk about this engagement thing? Like, yeah.
When were you planning on telling us? Please.
Look how long you two were keeping your relationship secret.
Well, aren't you a little young? So what's the plan, Fred? We repel down into the caves and retrace the original mystery incorporated steps.
Velma, how are you coming along with deciphering the planospheric disc? In a word lousy.
But I've got a theory.
Where's the scroll? It's in my trap bag.
Daphne? Fred, is this the picture of your mom from your house? Why do you We're here.
Pee-you.
These caves stink.
Like, yeah.
That is some fishy perfume.
Hmm.
Seawater.
These caves probably feed right to the ocean.
Ok, Velma, you're up.
By moving the 6 pieces of the planospheric disc around, you can pinpoint any location in the world, but Pericles somehow deciphered the location without any pieces.
That got me thinking.
Maybe these numbers on the scroll were written by Pericles.
Of course, coordinates.
But which is the right one? That's where my theory comes in.
If I'm right, shining light down through the pieces as they move should reveal coordinates that match one of Pericles' calculations.
See if any of those numbers match the numbers on the scroll.
I found it.
I found it.
Good job, Scooby.
Now plug those coordinates into my GPS.
Empty.
It's the freak! Sorry to disappoint.
Professor Pericles? How did you? Track on the mystery machine.
Isn't this cozy Us, alone, no one to watch over you or your piece of the disc.
Why do you want the disc so bad? They lead to a treasure beyond calculation, dear Scooby.
A treasure many have died trying to find.
We're not scared of you.
Ye we are.
Ow.
Children, there's nothing to fear.
You! Uhh! Piece! Mine! Aah! Ohh! He's got the piece.
Stop him! Time to do some trappin' old-school style.
Freddy? Like, let's not do that again.
Ever.
Look, the freak.
Fred! Wait! Got you.
Uhh! Like, Freddy, buddy, get out of there.
Help! Huh? Freeze, freako.
Fred, you're all right.
What have you kids done now? First I get a hysterical call from the Rogers saying Scooby and Shaggy jumped out the window during still life night.
And then other parents start phoning, saying that their kids have disappeared.
And then angel calls me all frantic about Who is this guy? I'll tell you who he is, Sheriff.
The freak of crystal cove is my father.
Mayor Jones? How did you know? When I found out both pictures of my mother were just cut-outs from a magazine, I checked the dates on the back.
It was the same day I was born, or what you said was the same day I was born.
Still, I wasn't sure.
Not until now.
Why? Why do you think? Because of the curse.
For years I'd heard about the curse and the supposed haunted treasure.
That was the reason I came to crystal cove.
I'd been accepted to darrow university's history department, which gave me access to the town archives.
When I found the story about the conquistadors that disappeared, I decided to disguise myself and begin my search for the planospheric disc.
Sadly, I found nothing.
Until mystery incorporated walked into the library seeking advice.
They had no idea what they'd found.
Well, that wasn't true.
Actually, their mascot knew.
For access to my knowledge, Pericles was willing to betray his friends.
We concocted a scheme to blackmail the kids into leaving town by threatening them with fabricated documents implicating their parents in various crimes.
They were unaware of my true identity, but I still had one loose end.
Pericles had to go.
I placed an anonymous call to the police implicating him in the kids' disappearance.
By the time Pericles woke, he was already in custody.
He was sentenced to spend the rest of his miserable parrot life where he belonged In a cage.
Becoming mayor allowed me to continue my search for the remaining pieces.
And I would have found them, too, if it weren't for you, my meddlingFred.
That still doesn't explain what happened to my mother.
I want to know where she is.
The truth is, I don't know.
I assume she's still with Brad chiles.
Wait, are you saying that Judy Reeves is Fred's mother? But that would mean Brad chiles is your real father.
Brad tried to return to crystal cove.
By that time, he and Judy had married and she'd given birth to a baby boy.
I had to stop Brad.
I took you and told him you'd be safe As long as they never returned again.
All this for a treasure no one's even sure exists? Where's the piece? Fred, you're still my son.
I raised you.
You used me.
Where'd you hide it? In your pocket? It's gone? We have to find it.
That piece is priceless.
Fred.
Uhh.
Fred! Tell me is isn't true.
Fred, I'm sorry.
You'll get through this.
My whole life has been a lie, Daphne.
I have parents I've never known.
We'll find them.
Together.
No.
I need to do this on my own.
I'm sorry, Daphne, the engagement is off.
I'm leaving crystal cove, and I'm leaving tonight.
But what about us? Mystery incorporated? Mystery incorporated is dead.
Shaggy, Scooby, do something.
Freddy.
Oh, mom, dad.
Like, what gives? Norville, your father and I have given this a lot of thought, and we feel it best you go away for a while.
What? Go away? Like, where? Farmsdale military academy.
And don't worry about Scooby.
We found him a nice farm to live on.
- Farm? - Huh? It'll be ok, daph.
Fred will come back.
Didn't you hear him? Mystery incorporated is dead.
If you had just told us about angel sooner, this never would have happened.
Well, like, dudes, I can't go to military school.
I'm an eater, not a fighter.
What an amusing turn of events.
Aye! Pericles.
Don't be afraid, Scooby.
I've no reason to hurt you.
I have what I came for.
The mayor's piece.
You have it.
Until we meet again.
Auf wiedersehen, Scooby-Doo.
Ha ha ha! I'll get the gang back together, Pericles.
We'll be coming for you, or my name isn't Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
Why are we stopping? Because of that.
The planospheric disc.
Uhh! Ow! What gives, bird? I was trying to save your life.
Ding dong, daddy-o.
Booby trapped.
Judy, if I may borrow your locket.
I don't understand.
There are 6 pieces.
Where are the other 5? Maybe they're underneath.
A second booby trap! Run! Whoa! Good job, Judy.
Now all we need is the other 5 pieces and the treasure is Mine.
You? Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Velma, it's late.
Enough typing.
I thought for a second her poltergeist was back.
Sorry, mom.
Just finishing vlogging.
Huh? Eh? Dad, I'm going to bed now.
Do you need anything? Dad? You miss her, don't you? Dangling donut shrimp, Fred.
Don't startle me like that.
I could have been armed.
Sorry.
I just wanted to say good night.
Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.
I shouldn't have snapped at you.
Despite your obsession with your goofy little mystery club, I do love you, son.
I hope you know that.
I do.
Fred.
We were getting worried.
Like, where's the mystery machine? Yeah.
I left it at home in case my dad woke up.
I'm still not happy about all of this.
We're just going to check out his office.
Fine.
But I know he's not involved in the cursed treasure or the planospheric disc, no matter what Pericles says.
If you ask me, we should be investigating angel.
She's the one that's been hiding secrets.
Subtle.
I thought we were over this.
Like, you did choose angel over us.
Oh, really? Like how you chose Scooby over me? - Hmm? - Hmm? Enough.
Let's just get this done.
Don't worry.
Pretty soon we'll announce our engagement and all this friction with the gang and your dad will be over.
Ok, gang, fan out.
We're looking for Well, I'm not sure.
Something.
Huh? - Whoa! - Whoa! What the? Guys, I think I found something.
Like, dudes, that thing kind of looks like our disc piece.
This must be the scroll angel mentioned, the one found in the Spanish church.
And look at this.
It's a copy of the piece the mayor had, the one Pericles stole.
I'm sure there's a reason my dad has this.
Huh? Huh? Zoinks! He's some kind of graveyard ghoul.
Me prefer freak.
Freak of crystal cove.
That's the thing that attacked the original mystery incorporated.
Run! Uhh! Come on, let's get out of here before Someone cahes you.
Ho ho ho ho, are you in trouble again.
They are out of control.
Clearly there is no parenting at home.
Well, someone is giving them money to lead this lifestyle.
They don't work.
Perhaps a good sage burning would clear the air.
No one wants that sink, hippie.
Sheriff, I demand you let our children go.
Your children are felons.
Vicious repeat offenders.
Vicious! Right, mayor? Let them go.
I'm not pressing charges.
Ohh.
Really? Dad, I'm sorry.
We just I-I-I-I can't hear you.
My ears are too clogged with disappointment.
You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.
What? Mom, dad, you can't do that.
Just listen for a second.
Fred and I are engaged.
Oh, my.
You're what? Engaged.
So you can't split us apart.
Right, Fred? Fred? What? Oh.
Uh, right.
I love Daphne.
She's the most important thing in my life.
Besides the gang, mystery solving, traps, my dad.
Truthfully, it's a 5-way tie.
Ugh! We're getting married as soon as we graduate.
- Oh! - Oof.
This is your fault.
Mystery incorporated is over.
- Fred! - Daphne! Freddy.
Freddy.
No.
No.
Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disc piece in your room.
Velma.
Already on it.
Baby, we got a problem.
Could we please have one good night snack? They're out of control, Colton.
I think it's time to consider the nuclear option.
Whoa.
No good night snack? They're mad.
I'll say.
Like, I sure hope I remembered to stock the back-up fridge.
Uhh! Phew.
Ooh hoo.
What a relief.
Yep.
At least the disc is safe.
Mine! Shaggy.
Give.
Like, no problem.
No way.
Sorry, mom and dad.
We'll explain later.
Aah! Yikes! Get in this car if you want to live.
Huh? You had no right to bring us here.
I brought you here to protect you.
Yeah.
Where have I heard that before? Shaggy? Scooby? Are you all right? Yeah.
Thanks to him.
Ed machine? What happened? The freak attacked them at their home.
He's getting more desperate.
I'll tell Mr.
e they're safe.
The rest is up to you.
I thought you told us you weren't working with Mr.
e anymore.
When the needle's in the red, baby, sometimes you got to dance the devil's jig.
Now, I know you kids don't exactly trust me, but e and me are the only ones in this town that have dealt with this freak cat before.
So, truce? Good.
Now, I've got food and blankets.
Should be enough for a few days.
And Sorry, angel.
The adults in this town have done enough harm.
We're gonna finish this one on our own.
Please, you have to believe me.
The curse will destroy you just like it destroyed my friends.
Shag, Scoob, do you have the piece? Yeah, Fred, but What about the scroll, Velma? Right here.
Fred, where are we going? Come on, ed.
Pick up.
Pick up.
Hello, ed machine.
What are you doing here? I'd like you to deliver a message to Ricky.
Or should I call him Mr.
e? Say what you want to say Pericles, then get out of my house.
Ha ha ha! Dear ed, you misunderstand.
I don't want to say anything.
This is where the mystery started, gang.
And tonight, this is where it ends.
So, Fred and Daphne.
Are we gonna talk about this engagement thing? Like, yeah.
When were you planning on telling us? Please.
Look how long you two were keeping your relationship secret.
Well, aren't you a little young? So what's the plan, Fred? We repel down into the caves and retrace the original mystery incorporated steps.
Velma, how are you coming along with deciphering the planospheric disc? In a word lousy.
But I've got a theory.
Where's the scroll? It's in my trap bag.
Daphne? Fred, is this the picture of your mom from your house? Why do you We're here.
Pee-you.
These caves stink.
Like, yeah.
That is some fishy perfume.
Hmm.
Seawater.
These caves probably feed right to the ocean.
Ok, Velma, you're up.
By moving the 6 pieces of the planospheric disc around, you can pinpoint any location in the world, but Pericles somehow deciphered the location without any pieces.
That got me thinking.
Maybe these numbers on the scroll were written by Pericles.
Of course, coordinates.
But which is the right one? That's where my theory comes in.
If I'm right, shining light down through the pieces as they move should reveal coordinates that match one of Pericles' calculations.
See if any of those numbers match the numbers on the scroll.
I found it.
I found it.
Good job, Scooby.
Now plug those coordinates into my GPS.
Empty.
It's the freak! Sorry to disappoint.
Professor Pericles? How did you? Track on the mystery machine.
Isn't this cozy Us, alone, no one to watch over you or your piece of the disc.
Why do you want the disc so bad? They lead to a treasure beyond calculation, dear Scooby.
A treasure many have died trying to find.
We're not scared of you.
Ye we are.
Ow.
Children, there's nothing to fear.
You! Uhh! Piece! Mine! Aah! Ohh! He's got the piece.
Stop him! Time to do some trappin' old-school style.
Freddy? Like, let's not do that again.
Ever.
Look, the freak.
Fred! Wait! Got you.
Uhh! Like, Freddy, buddy, get out of there.
Help! Huh? Freeze, freako.
Fred, you're all right.
What have you kids done now? First I get a hysterical call from the Rogers saying Scooby and Shaggy jumped out the window during still life night.
And then other parents start phoning, saying that their kids have disappeared.
And then angel calls me all frantic about Who is this guy? I'll tell you who he is, Sheriff.
The freak of crystal cove is my father.
Mayor Jones? How did you know? When I found out both pictures of my mother were just cut-outs from a magazine, I checked the dates on the back.
It was the same day I was born, or what you said was the same day I was born.
Still, I wasn't sure.
Not until now.
Why? Why do you think? Because of the curse.
For years I'd heard about the curse and the supposed haunted treasure.
That was the reason I came to crystal cove.
I'd been accepted to darrow university's history department, which gave me access to the town archives.
When I found the story about the conquistadors that disappeared, I decided to disguise myself and begin my search for the planospheric disc.
Sadly, I found nothing.
Until mystery incorporated walked into the library seeking advice.
They had no idea what they'd found.
Well, that wasn't true.
Actually, their mascot knew.
For access to my knowledge, Pericles was willing to betray his friends.
We concocted a scheme to blackmail the kids into leaving town by threatening them with fabricated documents implicating their parents in various crimes.
They were unaware of my true identity, but I still had one loose end.
Pericles had to go.
I placed an anonymous call to the police implicating him in the kids' disappearance.
By the time Pericles woke, he was already in custody.
He was sentenced to spend the rest of his miserable parrot life where he belonged In a cage.
Becoming mayor allowed me to continue my search for the remaining pieces.
And I would have found them, too, if it weren't for you, my meddlingFred.
That still doesn't explain what happened to my mother.
I want to know where she is.
The truth is, I don't know.
I assume she's still with Brad chiles.
Wait, are you saying that Judy Reeves is Fred's mother? But that would mean Brad chiles is your real father.
Brad tried to return to crystal cove.
By that time, he and Judy had married and she'd given birth to a baby boy.
I had to stop Brad.
I took you and told him you'd be safe As long as they never returned again.
All this for a treasure no one's even sure exists? Where's the piece? Fred, you're still my son.
I raised you.
You used me.
Where'd you hide it? In your pocket? It's gone? We have to find it.
That piece is priceless.
Fred.
Uhh.
Fred! Tell me is isn't true.
Fred, I'm sorry.
You'll get through this.
My whole life has been a lie, Daphne.
I have parents I've never known.
We'll find them.
Together.
No.
I need to do this on my own.
I'm sorry, Daphne, the engagement is off.
I'm leaving crystal cove, and I'm leaving tonight.
But what about us? Mystery incorporated? Mystery incorporated is dead.
Shaggy, Scooby, do something.
Freddy.
Oh, mom, dad.
Like, what gives? Norville, your father and I have given this a lot of thought, and we feel it best you go away for a while.
What? Go away? Like, where? Farmsdale military academy.
And don't worry about Scooby.
We found him a nice farm to live on.
- Farm? - Huh? It'll be ok, daph.
Fred will come back.
Didn't you hear him? Mystery incorporated is dead.
If you had just told us about angel sooner, this never would have happened.
Well, like, dudes, I can't go to military school.
I'm an eater, not a fighter.
What an amusing turn of events.
Aye! Pericles.
Don't be afraid, Scooby.
I've no reason to hurt you.
I have what I came for.
The mayor's piece.
You have it.
Until we meet again.
Auf wiedersehen, Scooby-Doo.
Ha ha ha! I'll get the gang back together, Pericles.
We'll be coming for you, or my name isn't Scooby-Dooby-Doo.