Scooby's All Star Laff A Lympics (1977) s01e03 Episode Script
Acapulco and England
ANNOUNCER: It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Starring Scooby-Doo and the gang Scooby-Doo.
Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit, Dynomutt, Dog Wonder That's me.
Ha-ha-ha.
and introducing the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions, the Teen Angels.
Captain Caveman! And it's round-the-world triple-team competition with the Scooby Doobies Yogi Yahooeys and Really Rottens.
[SNICKERS.]
Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.
Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome again, folks, to the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
This week's promises to be a sizzler.
For the first contests we take you to the sun-scorched sands of the Sahara desert.
I'd rather dig a cool cave in Jellystone Park.
[LAUGHS.]
Then we'll whisk off to bonny Scotland for the cataclysmic climax of the day's games and some of them are a real monster.
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
Now, back to the Sahara for the first event: The ups-and-downs dune buggy race which will again feature champions from the Yogi Yahooeys the Scooby Doobies, and the Really Rottens.
Salutations, sports buffs, it's me, Snagglepuss.
And sizzling sand dabs, it's Speed Buggy and Tinker representing the Scooby Doobies.
Do you two have a few words about the race? Golly, this should be a real humdinger because Speedy's hot to go, right, Speedy? [SPUTTERING.]
Next up for the Yogi Yahooeys, it's team captain Yogi Bear.
YOGl: In person.
Jellystone Park's contribution to the racer's hall of fame.
Fantabulous, Yogi.
What's the horsepower? Until I figure out how to operate this loony dune-y buggy it's one bearpower, eh, Boo Boo? [PANTING.]
That's right, Yogi.
And I surely hope you figure it out fast.
And now, for the Really Rottens, it's Mrs.
Creeply and Mumbly.
Or maybe it's an earthquake? Relax, darling it's only our jet-powered, supercharged, sand-scooping jet buggy.
Jet buggy? How really rotten.
You flatterer.
What a darling announcer.
The cars are lined up at the starting position.
And they're off.
The Yogis got off to a slow start, folks, but now look at them go.
They're really taking off [YOGI & BOO BOO YELLING.]
to overtake the Scoobys in a spectacular, gravity-defying dune jump.
- Better hit the brakes, Yogi.
- Why, Boo Boo? We're gonna end up in that oasis.
YOGl: That's no oasis, Boo Boo.
That's a mirage if I ever saw one.
You said it was a mirage if you ever saw one, Yogi.
That is true, Boo Boo.
But can I help it if I never saw one? [LAUGHS.]
Folks, once again our spirited Speedy has taken the lead leaving the Yogi in a soggy second spot.
Speed Buggy is digging in and is attempting to climb Killer Diller Dune while the water-soaked Yogi is out of the drink and back on the track.
Golly, Speedy, we made it.
Now it's downhill all the way.
[CACKLES.]
When he hits our flexo-steel net it'll be uphill backwards all the way.
Right, Creeply? That's right, Dread Baron.
Okay, let's roll, Speedy.
And down they go.
Oh, no.
Who put the flexo net in front of the marker flag? Quick, Speedy, make like a pancake, pronto.
Will you look at that, folks.
The Scoobys flat-out ducked under the net.
Now it's a fast U-turn around the marker, then full-bore off to the finish line a lucky maneuver.
But will Yogi and Boo Boo be so lucky? No, they've hit the net and it's a slight setback.
A tree-mendous maneuver by Yogi.
A flash.
Here at the finish line, I see the Rottens haven't even started which means they've finished already.
Aw, p-shaw.
We'll take a shortcut.
Now, here's the route, Mumbly.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY.]
[SNICKERS.]
Hold it, folks, the Rottens are finally off but they'll never catch the Yogis and Scoobys.
What's this? Goodness, it can't be.
They wouldn't.
They did.
And it's the Really Rottens first to cross the finish line followed by a cloud of dust.
An amazing performance.
[CHEERING.]
At this point, our electronic eye at the finish line shows it's the Rottens first with 25 points.
Whoa, hold it.
Cease and desist.
The results are challenged.
For that, we'll look at our x-ray instant replay of the Rottens.
Inside that cloud of smoke we discover the Rottens zipped backwards through the finish line a definite violation.
And as Yogi and Scooby approached the Rottens covered them in a confusing smoke screen.
Now we see the Yogis are really first and the Scoobys are in second place.
The Rottens get third for underhanded tactics and over-smogging.
The corrected scores show the Yogi Yahooeys lead with 25 the Scooby Doobies second at 15 while the Really Rottens bottomed out at 10.
[BOOING.]
So let's take leave of the boos and hisses for the start of our second event a fascinating first in modern sports, sports fans.
It's the ancient but awesome "fill up the empty oasis well" contest in the shortest time.
And here's the starting team for the Yogi Yahooeys.
It's Quick Draw on the draw.
Wally Gator, Huck Hound and Doggie Daddy.
[CHEERING.]
For the Scooby Doobies it's the glamorous and dynamic Teen Angels and Babu.
[CHEERING.]
The bucket brigade for the Really Rottens is the Great Fondue Brak the rabbit, Dirty Dalton and Creeply Jr.
Brach.
And there goes the starting bell.
And look at Quick Draw draw that water.
What remarkable teamwork, coordination and speed.
Bucket after bucket going into that oasis.
But, oddly enough, bucket after bucket's going out just as fast.
Fantastic.
They're using their fabulous four-in-one play.
Now the oasis is rapidly filling with water Whoops and buckets.
Yes, the Yogi team is racing the clock as they reach the half-full mark.
It's almost faster than the eye can follow as those buckets keep coming.
The Yogi team just passed the three-quarter mark.
And I see the Rotten team captain is personally checking the water level.
[MUMBLING.]
Now the Scooby Doobies are up with Babu.
That is, his magic is pumping the pump with the Teen Angels forming the bucket brigade.
What stupendous style, what flawless form plus a giant funnel.
What ingenuity.
Why, they can't miss.
DEE DEE: Okay, Angels, let's really fly.
Now, utilizing the aerial H2O transfer play the Scooby team has speeded up so much that the water gauge shows they've just passed the half-full mark.
[CHEERING.]
Wait, folks.
All of a sudden, the oasis is draining faster than it's being filled.
What can this mean? Where is that pipe going? Oh, it's really nothing, just my little old 1000-gallons-a-minute water pump.
What'll we do, Babu? Our fair play's no match against the Rottens' rotten play.
No problem, Dee Dee.
It's as simple as yapple dapple.
Egads, it can't be.
Not a rainstorm in the Sahara? Especially not with 100-gallon raindrops.
Drat! A perfectly rotten scheme washed up.
Drat! It's absolutely incredible, folks but the rainstorm is coming down by the bucketful and into the oasis well.
In fact, it's almost filled.
Babu, you did it again.
Aw, gee.
Oh, come on, girls.
And that's a record oasis fill at 30 seconds and a tough act for the Rottens to top.
[BELL DINGS.]
And there's the starting bell.
Rottens, man your buckets.
Forget the buckets.
I, the Great Fondue, will fill the oasis well with a flip of the wrist.
Blech.
Please to observe.
Yabba-dabba and zippety-zaysis.
Please to fill up the well of the dry oasis.
You dumb yahoo, you're supposed to fill the oasis well up with water not with us Rottens.
Brach.
Pardon.
A slight slip of the lip.
I guess I used too much "zippity" and not enough "dabba.
" But watch this: Dabba-dabba-dabba and a boopity-boo.
And the Really Rottens have just put their first single drop of water into the oasis well for a really rotten time of 13 hours, 13 minutes and 13 seconds.
[HISSING AND MO ANING.]
Quiet, losers.
Here are the final scores.
The Scoobys' 25 points for first now ties them with Yogis at 40 apiece with the Rottens at 20.
Oh, these thrills have left me all atwitter.
You haven't seen anything yet, Mildew.
In the second half, later, we'll take you to scintillating Scotland [IN SCOTTISH ACCENT.]
for a wee bit of heart-thumping excitement a big event, even.
Dadgum, goody good.
We'll tromp them good there.
Right.
We'll have a whole new bag of catastrophic tricks to make sure us Rottens win.
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Lt'll be exciting and pulse-pounding.
So don't you dare put a paw on that dial, and stay tuned in for the final, hair-raising half of the Laff-A-Lympics.
Now back to the second half of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics in bonny Scotland where our first contest will be photographing the [GROWLING.]
Loch Ness monster.
With pure, unadulterated pleasure.
But first, a recap of the first half.
Or a retread, even.
The Yogis and the Scoobys are tied at 40 while the Rottens are in the rear with 20.
[MUMBLING.]
Tut-tut, Mumbly.
I can't stand spoilsports.
Now let's meet our teams of silly savages.
For the Yogis, it's Wally Gator and Snooper.
If it makes tracks, I'll track it.
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo will search out the monster for the Scooby Doobies.
Monster? Help! Yikes! Likewise.
Don't say that word.
And it's the curvaceous but bodacious Daisy Mayhem and Sooey Pig for the Rottens.
Shucks, we're not afeard of monsters.
Some of our best friends are them critters.
[OINKING.]
This contest will be judged on style, "originalality" and composition of the winning photograph.
And because this is a biggie event the winner will receive a 50-point bonus.
First out looking for the Loch Ness monster is the Scooby team.
Scooby-Doo, you're supposed to be looking.
I am.
Peekaboo, Scooby-Doo.
Next up are the Yogis.
Since the monster and I are both water folks, you know maybe we're relatives.
We'll find it.
I'm very good at tailing.
Meanwhile, the ever-rotten Rottens don't seem to be looking at all.
Shucks, that's all he knows, right, Sooey? [OINKING.]
That's right, Daisy.
After all nine eyes are better than three, I always say.
How about you, Mumbly? [SNICKERS.]
Drat, Daisy, what did we run into? [YELLING.]
[MUMBLES.]
Now back to our Scooby search team as they valiantly traverse the lochs of Loch Ness.
SHAGG Y: Abandon boat! - Let's go! Wow, talk about luck.
We landed on something.
Uh-oh.
Something with two big nostrils.
[GROWLING.]
And it growls.
[YELLS.]
Now, pardon us, lochy baby, but we gotta shoot and split.
Back to Snagglepuss here at 50 fathoms and getting to the bottom of things, folks.
It looks like Wally Gator and Snooper have picked up the monster's tracks.
I just hope it doesn't pick up ours.
Oh, look, a tunnel.
Shall we enter? SNOOPER: Yeah.
This might be the monster's hideout.
WALLY: We'll never find the monster in here.
Heh-heh.
It's too dark.
SNOOPER: Patience, Wally.
I got a hunch that we're close.
WALLY: Look, two lights ahead.
SNOOPER: Let's investigate.
And keep your eyes open.
It might be watching us.
[GRUMBLES.]
WALLY: Shh.
It might hear us too.
Oh, my goodness.
It's him, the monster.
Aha.
My hunch was right.
Say "cheese.
" You mean "cheese it.
" We're scramming.
Got it.
SNAGGLEPUSS: What daring.
I'll take it here, Snag.
On the surface of lovely Loch Ness where I just bumped into Daisy Mayhem.
[BLOWS HORN.]
Pardon me, Daisy, but what's that awful noise? This here's a hillbilly love song.
Sort of a moose mating-call.
Pardon me again, Miss Daisy but not being a moose, I didn't recognize it right off.
Well, I'm just sure that that little old monster will love it.
Just give a listen.
[BLOWS HORN.]
[SQUEALING.]
It worked.
My mating-moose call did the trick.
Hi there, long, green and ugly.
Let's see those pearlies.
Oh, real nice.
This ought to get you the centerfold of Monsters Monthly.
Sooey, we better skedaddle.
The contest is over, folks.
Now, the winning photographs, they're just in.
Shaggy and Scooby's photo of Scooby? ANNOUNCER: The Yogis with a picture of Of Uh [CHUCKLES.]
But not the monster.
- Hey, you.
- I shot that in Hawaii last month and I must have forgot to change the film.
And the Rottens are the winners with a real beaut of the Loch Ness monster.
[CHEERING AND CHATTERING.]
Mm.
Looks like the big silly goose has a crush on you, Daisy.
Yeah, I know.
But how do I tell a critter this big that he's not my type? The Rottens' win earns them 25 points plus the 50-point bonus which puts them in the lead at 95.
The Scoobys and Yogis earn no points.
And now for that fast-paced, action packed, climactical final event.
It's the three-legged kilt race.
Ready to race, it's Mumbly and Orful Octopus for the Rottens Babu and Scooby Dum for the Scooby Doobies and racing for the Yogis is Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle.
Now, that's a combination.
One thing different from a regular footrace, you'll notice is that each two racers has one leg each tied to another thus, the three-legged race.
Or in the Rottens' case, it's a nine-legged race.
[BAGPIPES PLAYING.]
That's the starting bagpipe blast to go.
I wanna visit an ear doctor, even.
The Yogis step off for first.
Go, boy.
I'll hang on.
The Scoobys are getting ready to run.
[SINGING.]
And there goes Scooby Dum, off with Babu's shoe.
Come back with my shoe, Scooby Dum.
I'm too tenderfooted to run barefooted.
The Rottens are running in coordination right up onto a racecar-pushed treadmill.
What is this? So what? They're still running.
[CACKLES.]
The rule book says the racers have to run.
Meanwhile, back at the starting line Yapple-dapple.
Babu magically put himself in his shoe but he didn't intend it to be at the starting line.
Boy, is he dum-dum-dum-dumb.
Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle are making great strides.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Amazing.
[LAUGHS.]
We got a good one coming up.
All set, boys? Yeah, let's get to cheating instead of chawing.
First, one phony finish line coming up.
Then one phony referee coming up.
All set, Dink? Fink, even.
[LAUGHS.]
Now, when that purple monkey crosses this phony finish line he'll be finished in this race.
[LAUGHS.]
Got you, Dink.
Babu is about to use more magic on himself and Scooby Dum.
Yapple-dapple.
Heavens to sassafras, 60-foot polka-dotted balloons.
What is this, a sports event or the Thanksgiving parade? The Scooby Doobies have bounced back into the race at a mile a bounce.
The Rottens, on their racer-pushed treadmill are gaining on the Scooby team as they race towards the finish line.
Oh, no.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
There must be some mistake.
That's not the real finish line.
Hi, Snagglepuss here at this here finish, partners.
As the oversized purple chimp steps over the Winner.
Great going, Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
There's something funny here.
Yahoo! We fooled them.
I was right.
That's a rotten trick.
Grape Ape, come back.
We won't need this.
- Or this.
- Yep.
DINKY: Our dirty doings did it.
DIRTY: Yeah, nothing will stop you from winning now, Dread Baron.
DREAD BARON: Looks that way.
Okay, let's go.
Approaching the real finish line, it's the Scoobys in first place.
That's because I did such a good yapple dapple.
Now we're back to normal size, Scooby Dum.
Let's run.
[SINGS.]
The Scooby team is making a desperate run to the finish line but they are no match against the Rottens' supercharged skullduggery.
Now, Grape Ape is making up for lost time, but is he too late? And here come the winners.
In first place, it's the Really Rottens closely followed by the Yogis and the Scoobys.
And it's a tie for second place.
It's all over now, folks.
And the winner is: Don't say it, Mildew.
Only an instant replay can say for sure.
Good idea, Snag.
Okay, roll the tape backward and activate the cheat detector.
Coming up, Mildew.
Our cheat detector shows the first cheat occurred when the Rottens used that illegal racecar-pushed treadmill.
The second cheat, also by the Rottens was the rules book used by the Dread Baron because it was written by Rottens so Rottens could cheat.
The third Rotten cheat was when the dirty Daltons disguised themselves as a sports official to trick Grape Ape temporarily out of the race.
[CROWD BOOING.]
[MUMBLING.]
Now a quick rundown on the score points.
The Yogis' first-place tie earns them 25 points plus five consolation points for being cheated which totals 30.
The Scoobys' first-place tie with the Yogis earns them 25 points.
And deducting 75 penalty points from the Rottens gives us the final score for the day.
[MUMBLING.]
The Yogi Yahooeys win, the Scoobys second with the Rottens losing.
Well, that's a wrap for this week, Snag.
So bye-bye, sportspersons.
Look for more exciting Laff-A-Lympics action on our next show.
Keep watching, sports fan.
[BAT SCREECHES.]
[YELLS.]
Starring Scooby-Doo and the gang Scooby-Doo.
Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit, Dynomutt, Dog Wonder That's me.
Ha-ha-ha.
and introducing the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman and his mystery-solving companions, the Teen Angels.
Captain Caveman! And it's round-the-world triple-team competition with the Scooby Doobies Yogi Yahooeys and Really Rottens.
[SNICKERS.]
Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.
Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
Yeah.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome again, folks, to the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.
This week's promises to be a sizzler.
For the first contests we take you to the sun-scorched sands of the Sahara desert.
I'd rather dig a cool cave in Jellystone Park.
[LAUGHS.]
Then we'll whisk off to bonny Scotland for the cataclysmic climax of the day's games and some of them are a real monster.
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
Now, back to the Sahara for the first event: The ups-and-downs dune buggy race which will again feature champions from the Yogi Yahooeys the Scooby Doobies, and the Really Rottens.
Salutations, sports buffs, it's me, Snagglepuss.
And sizzling sand dabs, it's Speed Buggy and Tinker representing the Scooby Doobies.
Do you two have a few words about the race? Golly, this should be a real humdinger because Speedy's hot to go, right, Speedy? [SPUTTERING.]
Next up for the Yogi Yahooeys, it's team captain Yogi Bear.
YOGl: In person.
Jellystone Park's contribution to the racer's hall of fame.
Fantabulous, Yogi.
What's the horsepower? Until I figure out how to operate this loony dune-y buggy it's one bearpower, eh, Boo Boo? [PANTING.]
That's right, Yogi.
And I surely hope you figure it out fast.
And now, for the Really Rottens, it's Mrs.
Creeply and Mumbly.
Or maybe it's an earthquake? Relax, darling it's only our jet-powered, supercharged, sand-scooping jet buggy.
Jet buggy? How really rotten.
You flatterer.
What a darling announcer.
The cars are lined up at the starting position.
And they're off.
The Yogis got off to a slow start, folks, but now look at them go.
They're really taking off [YOGI & BOO BOO YELLING.]
to overtake the Scoobys in a spectacular, gravity-defying dune jump.
- Better hit the brakes, Yogi.
- Why, Boo Boo? We're gonna end up in that oasis.
YOGl: That's no oasis, Boo Boo.
That's a mirage if I ever saw one.
You said it was a mirage if you ever saw one, Yogi.
That is true, Boo Boo.
But can I help it if I never saw one? [LAUGHS.]
Folks, once again our spirited Speedy has taken the lead leaving the Yogi in a soggy second spot.
Speed Buggy is digging in and is attempting to climb Killer Diller Dune while the water-soaked Yogi is out of the drink and back on the track.
Golly, Speedy, we made it.
Now it's downhill all the way.
[CACKLES.]
When he hits our flexo-steel net it'll be uphill backwards all the way.
Right, Creeply? That's right, Dread Baron.
Okay, let's roll, Speedy.
And down they go.
Oh, no.
Who put the flexo net in front of the marker flag? Quick, Speedy, make like a pancake, pronto.
Will you look at that, folks.
The Scoobys flat-out ducked under the net.
Now it's a fast U-turn around the marker, then full-bore off to the finish line a lucky maneuver.
But will Yogi and Boo Boo be so lucky? No, they've hit the net and it's a slight setback.
A tree-mendous maneuver by Yogi.
A flash.
Here at the finish line, I see the Rottens haven't even started which means they've finished already.
Aw, p-shaw.
We'll take a shortcut.
Now, here's the route, Mumbly.
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY.]
[SNICKERS.]
Hold it, folks, the Rottens are finally off but they'll never catch the Yogis and Scoobys.
What's this? Goodness, it can't be.
They wouldn't.
They did.
And it's the Really Rottens first to cross the finish line followed by a cloud of dust.
An amazing performance.
[CHEERING.]
At this point, our electronic eye at the finish line shows it's the Rottens first with 25 points.
Whoa, hold it.
Cease and desist.
The results are challenged.
For that, we'll look at our x-ray instant replay of the Rottens.
Inside that cloud of smoke we discover the Rottens zipped backwards through the finish line a definite violation.
And as Yogi and Scooby approached the Rottens covered them in a confusing smoke screen.
Now we see the Yogis are really first and the Scoobys are in second place.
The Rottens get third for underhanded tactics and over-smogging.
The corrected scores show the Yogi Yahooeys lead with 25 the Scooby Doobies second at 15 while the Really Rottens bottomed out at 10.
[BOOING.]
So let's take leave of the boos and hisses for the start of our second event a fascinating first in modern sports, sports fans.
It's the ancient but awesome "fill up the empty oasis well" contest in the shortest time.
And here's the starting team for the Yogi Yahooeys.
It's Quick Draw on the draw.
Wally Gator, Huck Hound and Doggie Daddy.
[CHEERING.]
For the Scooby Doobies it's the glamorous and dynamic Teen Angels and Babu.
[CHEERING.]
The bucket brigade for the Really Rottens is the Great Fondue Brak the rabbit, Dirty Dalton and Creeply Jr.
Brach.
And there goes the starting bell.
And look at Quick Draw draw that water.
What remarkable teamwork, coordination and speed.
Bucket after bucket going into that oasis.
But, oddly enough, bucket after bucket's going out just as fast.
Fantastic.
They're using their fabulous four-in-one play.
Now the oasis is rapidly filling with water Whoops and buckets.
Yes, the Yogi team is racing the clock as they reach the half-full mark.
It's almost faster than the eye can follow as those buckets keep coming.
The Yogi team just passed the three-quarter mark.
And I see the Rotten team captain is personally checking the water level.
[MUMBLING.]
Now the Scooby Doobies are up with Babu.
That is, his magic is pumping the pump with the Teen Angels forming the bucket brigade.
What stupendous style, what flawless form plus a giant funnel.
What ingenuity.
Why, they can't miss.
DEE DEE: Okay, Angels, let's really fly.
Now, utilizing the aerial H2O transfer play the Scooby team has speeded up so much that the water gauge shows they've just passed the half-full mark.
[CHEERING.]
Wait, folks.
All of a sudden, the oasis is draining faster than it's being filled.
What can this mean? Where is that pipe going? Oh, it's really nothing, just my little old 1000-gallons-a-minute water pump.
What'll we do, Babu? Our fair play's no match against the Rottens' rotten play.
No problem, Dee Dee.
It's as simple as yapple dapple.
Egads, it can't be.
Not a rainstorm in the Sahara? Especially not with 100-gallon raindrops.
Drat! A perfectly rotten scheme washed up.
Drat! It's absolutely incredible, folks but the rainstorm is coming down by the bucketful and into the oasis well.
In fact, it's almost filled.
Babu, you did it again.
Aw, gee.
Oh, come on, girls.
And that's a record oasis fill at 30 seconds and a tough act for the Rottens to top.
[BELL DINGS.]
And there's the starting bell.
Rottens, man your buckets.
Forget the buckets.
I, the Great Fondue, will fill the oasis well with a flip of the wrist.
Blech.
Please to observe.
Yabba-dabba and zippety-zaysis.
Please to fill up the well of the dry oasis.
You dumb yahoo, you're supposed to fill the oasis well up with water not with us Rottens.
Brach.
Pardon.
A slight slip of the lip.
I guess I used too much "zippity" and not enough "dabba.
" But watch this: Dabba-dabba-dabba and a boopity-boo.
And the Really Rottens have just put their first single drop of water into the oasis well for a really rotten time of 13 hours, 13 minutes and 13 seconds.
[HISSING AND MO ANING.]
Quiet, losers.
Here are the final scores.
The Scoobys' 25 points for first now ties them with Yogis at 40 apiece with the Rottens at 20.
Oh, these thrills have left me all atwitter.
You haven't seen anything yet, Mildew.
In the second half, later, we'll take you to scintillating Scotland [IN SCOTTISH ACCENT.]
for a wee bit of heart-thumping excitement a big event, even.
Dadgum, goody good.
We'll tromp them good there.
Right.
We'll have a whole new bag of catastrophic tricks to make sure us Rottens win.
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Lt'll be exciting and pulse-pounding.
So don't you dare put a paw on that dial, and stay tuned in for the final, hair-raising half of the Laff-A-Lympics.
Now back to the second half of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics in bonny Scotland where our first contest will be photographing the [GROWLING.]
Loch Ness monster.
With pure, unadulterated pleasure.
But first, a recap of the first half.
Or a retread, even.
The Yogis and the Scoobys are tied at 40 while the Rottens are in the rear with 20.
[MUMBLING.]
Tut-tut, Mumbly.
I can't stand spoilsports.
Now let's meet our teams of silly savages.
For the Yogis, it's Wally Gator and Snooper.
If it makes tracks, I'll track it.
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo will search out the monster for the Scooby Doobies.
Monster? Help! Yikes! Likewise.
Don't say that word.
And it's the curvaceous but bodacious Daisy Mayhem and Sooey Pig for the Rottens.
Shucks, we're not afeard of monsters.
Some of our best friends are them critters.
[OINKING.]
This contest will be judged on style, "originalality" and composition of the winning photograph.
And because this is a biggie event the winner will receive a 50-point bonus.
First out looking for the Loch Ness monster is the Scooby team.
Scooby-Doo, you're supposed to be looking.
I am.
Peekaboo, Scooby-Doo.
Next up are the Yogis.
Since the monster and I are both water folks, you know maybe we're relatives.
We'll find it.
I'm very good at tailing.
Meanwhile, the ever-rotten Rottens don't seem to be looking at all.
Shucks, that's all he knows, right, Sooey? [OINKING.]
That's right, Daisy.
After all nine eyes are better than three, I always say.
How about you, Mumbly? [SNICKERS.]
Drat, Daisy, what did we run into? [YELLING.]
[MUMBLES.]
Now back to our Scooby search team as they valiantly traverse the lochs of Loch Ness.
SHAGG Y: Abandon boat! - Let's go! Wow, talk about luck.
We landed on something.
Uh-oh.
Something with two big nostrils.
[GROWLING.]
And it growls.
[YELLS.]
Now, pardon us, lochy baby, but we gotta shoot and split.
Back to Snagglepuss here at 50 fathoms and getting to the bottom of things, folks.
It looks like Wally Gator and Snooper have picked up the monster's tracks.
I just hope it doesn't pick up ours.
Oh, look, a tunnel.
Shall we enter? SNOOPER: Yeah.
This might be the monster's hideout.
WALLY: We'll never find the monster in here.
Heh-heh.
It's too dark.
SNOOPER: Patience, Wally.
I got a hunch that we're close.
WALLY: Look, two lights ahead.
SNOOPER: Let's investigate.
And keep your eyes open.
It might be watching us.
[GRUMBLES.]
WALLY: Shh.
It might hear us too.
Oh, my goodness.
It's him, the monster.
Aha.
My hunch was right.
Say "cheese.
" You mean "cheese it.
" We're scramming.
Got it.
SNAGGLEPUSS: What daring.
I'll take it here, Snag.
On the surface of lovely Loch Ness where I just bumped into Daisy Mayhem.
[BLOWS HORN.]
Pardon me, Daisy, but what's that awful noise? This here's a hillbilly love song.
Sort of a moose mating-call.
Pardon me again, Miss Daisy but not being a moose, I didn't recognize it right off.
Well, I'm just sure that that little old monster will love it.
Just give a listen.
[BLOWS HORN.]
[SQUEALING.]
It worked.
My mating-moose call did the trick.
Hi there, long, green and ugly.
Let's see those pearlies.
Oh, real nice.
This ought to get you the centerfold of Monsters Monthly.
Sooey, we better skedaddle.
The contest is over, folks.
Now, the winning photographs, they're just in.
Shaggy and Scooby's photo of Scooby? ANNOUNCER: The Yogis with a picture of Of Uh [CHUCKLES.]
But not the monster.
- Hey, you.
- I shot that in Hawaii last month and I must have forgot to change the film.
And the Rottens are the winners with a real beaut of the Loch Ness monster.
[CHEERING AND CHATTERING.]
Mm.
Looks like the big silly goose has a crush on you, Daisy.
Yeah, I know.
But how do I tell a critter this big that he's not my type? The Rottens' win earns them 25 points plus the 50-point bonus which puts them in the lead at 95.
The Scoobys and Yogis earn no points.
And now for that fast-paced, action packed, climactical final event.
It's the three-legged kilt race.
Ready to race, it's Mumbly and Orful Octopus for the Rottens Babu and Scooby Dum for the Scooby Doobies and racing for the Yogis is Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle.
Now, that's a combination.
One thing different from a regular footrace, you'll notice is that each two racers has one leg each tied to another thus, the three-legged race.
Or in the Rottens' case, it's a nine-legged race.
[BAGPIPES PLAYING.]
That's the starting bagpipe blast to go.
I wanna visit an ear doctor, even.
The Yogis step off for first.
Go, boy.
I'll hang on.
The Scoobys are getting ready to run.
[SINGING.]
And there goes Scooby Dum, off with Babu's shoe.
Come back with my shoe, Scooby Dum.
I'm too tenderfooted to run barefooted.
The Rottens are running in coordination right up onto a racecar-pushed treadmill.
What is this? So what? They're still running.
[CACKLES.]
The rule book says the racers have to run.
Meanwhile, back at the starting line Yapple-dapple.
Babu magically put himself in his shoe but he didn't intend it to be at the starting line.
Boy, is he dum-dum-dum-dumb.
Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle are making great strides.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Amazing.
[LAUGHS.]
We got a good one coming up.
All set, boys? Yeah, let's get to cheating instead of chawing.
First, one phony finish line coming up.
Then one phony referee coming up.
All set, Dink? Fink, even.
[LAUGHS.]
Now, when that purple monkey crosses this phony finish line he'll be finished in this race.
[LAUGHS.]
Got you, Dink.
Babu is about to use more magic on himself and Scooby Dum.
Yapple-dapple.
Heavens to sassafras, 60-foot polka-dotted balloons.
What is this, a sports event or the Thanksgiving parade? The Scooby Doobies have bounced back into the race at a mile a bounce.
The Rottens, on their racer-pushed treadmill are gaining on the Scooby team as they race towards the finish line.
Oh, no.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
There must be some mistake.
That's not the real finish line.
Hi, Snagglepuss here at this here finish, partners.
As the oversized purple chimp steps over the Winner.
Great going, Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
There's something funny here.
Yahoo! We fooled them.
I was right.
That's a rotten trick.
Grape Ape, come back.
We won't need this.
- Or this.
- Yep.
DINKY: Our dirty doings did it.
DIRTY: Yeah, nothing will stop you from winning now, Dread Baron.
DREAD BARON: Looks that way.
Okay, let's go.
Approaching the real finish line, it's the Scoobys in first place.
That's because I did such a good yapple dapple.
Now we're back to normal size, Scooby Dum.
Let's run.
[SINGS.]
The Scooby team is making a desperate run to the finish line but they are no match against the Rottens' supercharged skullduggery.
Now, Grape Ape is making up for lost time, but is he too late? And here come the winners.
In first place, it's the Really Rottens closely followed by the Yogis and the Scoobys.
And it's a tie for second place.
It's all over now, folks.
And the winner is: Don't say it, Mildew.
Only an instant replay can say for sure.
Good idea, Snag.
Okay, roll the tape backward and activate the cheat detector.
Coming up, Mildew.
Our cheat detector shows the first cheat occurred when the Rottens used that illegal racecar-pushed treadmill.
The second cheat, also by the Rottens was the rules book used by the Dread Baron because it was written by Rottens so Rottens could cheat.
The third Rotten cheat was when the dirty Daltons disguised themselves as a sports official to trick Grape Ape temporarily out of the race.
[CROWD BOOING.]
[MUMBLING.]
Now a quick rundown on the score points.
The Yogis' first-place tie earns them 25 points plus five consolation points for being cheated which totals 30.
The Scoobys' first-place tie with the Yogis earns them 25 points.
And deducting 75 penalty points from the Rottens gives us the final score for the day.
[MUMBLING.]
The Yogi Yahooeys win, the Scoobys second with the Rottens losing.
Well, that's a wrap for this week, Snag.
So bye-bye, sportspersons.
Look for more exciting Laff-A-Lympics action on our next show.
Keep watching, sports fan.
[BAT SCREECHES.]
[YELLS.]