Shake It Up! s01e20 Episode Script

Break It Up

I can't believe that this is the start of summer vacation! No more math, no more detention, no more biology, no more detention.
And no more Gunther and Tinka! Hello, babies.
We knew you would miss us, so that is why we brought you these.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
No, really.
You shouldn't have.
Wow, guys, just like the real thing except better because these don't talk.
Or do they? I am Gunther.
And I am Tinka.
BOTAnd we are the Hessenheffers.
Adorable, no? No! Horrifying, yes.
Hey, Rocky.
Hey, Cece.
Gunther, Tinka.
Ten seconds, people! Hello, I'm Gary Wilde and this is Shake It Up, Chicago's big "School's Out" spectacular, that is totally self-explanatory and needs no introduction.
Even though I guess I just kind of introduced it.
Whatever, I really need a vacation! Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.
Don't knock it till you rock it We can't take it no more Bring the lights up, bust the doors down Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up DJ set it off, take it up a notch All together now, shake it up, shake it up Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up Bring the lights up, bust the doors down All together now, shake it up, shake it up Shake it up Come on! Les get this show on the road! Cece, Flynn, let's move it! It's a long drive to Lake Whitehead and I really want to get there.
Although, considering I'm spending my vacation with five kids, I'm don't know why I'm in such a rush.
Make that four kids.
I'm not going! Turns out this place has something called the Lake Whitehead Monster.
Flynny, that's just a myth.
Excuse me, it was on the Internet.
It must be true! There's no way I'm going.
We're gonna stop for ice cream.
I'll be in the van.
Cece, let's go, let's go, let's go! I know, I'm just waiting for Rocky.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! Here, let me help you with that.
Okay, thanks.
Whoa! Rocky! Is your bathing suit made out of concrete? Rocky, it's our summer vacation.
Why are you bringing a Physiques textbook? I'm getting a head start on next year.
And Cece, it's "Physics.
" Rocky, do you know why there is no school in summer? Well, America used to be an agrarian society, so, farmers' children tended to crops Wrong! It's because kids need time to just kick back and have fun.
Well, maybe studying is fun for me.
Wrong! This summer you will be taking a class from Professor Cece called Summer Fun Time.
In the van you will be writing a 200 word essay about how studying is not fun.
Ooh, an essay.
Sweet! Wrong! It sure is pretty here.
Thanks for bringing us, Mom.
Aw, you're welcome, sweetheart.
I couldn't think of a nicer place to be eaten by a monster.
Okay, well, I'm going to sit here and read my romance novel, so when the monster eats you, please don't scream too loudly.
Like that.
S) Mom! This is a disaster, there is no cabl.
There is no Internet! Our cell phones don't have reception! I didn't even see a TV! What? Oh, come on, you guys! You don't need all that electronic stuff.
You want to plug in? Plug into nature.
Look, there's a beach and a Lake and play a board game.
And how are we supposed to play a board game if we can't use our cell phones? Is anybody else getting bit up? Are you kidding me? I just got bit by a ladybug.
Hey, that's the most attention you've gotten from a lady all year.
Well, at least there is one good thing about this place.
What's that? There is no Gunther and Tinka.
Whoo! Hello, babies! What a coinky-dinky.
We are renting the house next door.
Oh, no! No, no! Oh, Tinka, we have ruined their vacation.
Score! Mmm! That was a good dinner.
Yeah, under the stars, best meal I've had in months.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why does everything taste better when it's prepared in the great outdoors? Yeah.
Man, that pizza guy has a long drive home.
Yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, guys, wanna go by the fire and pretend it's television? Ah! These mosquitoes.
Why isn't this repellent working? Try your cologne.
It sure repels the girls.
Who is ready to get their campfire on? Hi, Gunther and Tinka.
You're oddly excited to see us.
I am.
So, uh, do your phones get bars here? No.
Oh.
Well, you're here.
You might as well stay.
Hey, why don't we play truth or dare? Oh, good.
Yeah.
Ah, well, I don't know, you guys.
I mean, someone always ends up getting their feelings hurt.
Come on, Rocky.
Let loose! Summer of fun.
Okay, Deuce.
Truth or dare? Ooh! Uh, truth.
If you had to pick one of these girls to kiss, who would you pick? Ooh! Dare.
I dare you to answer that question.
Duh! Tinka! Ah! I'm both offended and relieved.
Funny, I'm both of those things.
Plus, add nauseous.
Okay, uh, Tinka, truth or dare? Truth.
Okay, what was the last lie you told? "Yes, Gunther.
I would love to see "what they are doing at their camp fire.
" All right, Ty, truth or dare? Dare.
All right, I dare you to switch outfits with the person on your right.
Not gonna happen.
Whose stupid idea was it to play this game? Hmm.
Um, I think that would be you.
All right, Rocky your turn.
Um, okay, truth.
No, you always pick truth.
Come on, you're taking a dare.
Rocky's summer of fun.
Come on, take the dare! Okay, dare.
Okay.
Uh, I dare you to go jump in the Lake! But the Lake is cold and my clothes will get wet, and then I'll wind up getting sick Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Okay, I'll do it.
Summer of fun! Guys, I can't believe she actually did it.
I want to go see.
Uh, no! Cece, don't leave me alone with Deuce.
That is truly embarrassing.
I know.
But Ty looks good.
Don't you think? Whoo-hoo! This is great! Guys, look! She's jumping in! Go Rocky! Look at Rocky! She looks like a fool.
Yeah.
She's the one that looks like a fool.
Guys, that was great! I want another Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Guys, help me, please.
Ow! Oh, my gosh! Rocky, Rocky! What happened? I stepped on a broken bottle and guys, it really hurts.
No, no, no.
I'm sure it's just a little cut.
Guys, that looks bad.
Mom, help! Aw, come on! Let me take a look.
I see a bone.
And blood.
Lots of blood.
Am I looking up? 'Cause I see stars.
How are there mosquitoes in a hospital? This is all my fault.
I'm the one who dared her to jump into the Lake and now she's in the hospital.
What if she needs a foot transplant and then they accidently give her another left foot, then she'll have two left feet.
And you can't dance with two left feet! Deuce does.
Really? Now? Now is the time you wanna make fun of me? Look, I'm just trying to lighten the mood and that's what we should all be doing for Rocky's sake.
We just got to go in there and make like everything's fine so she doesn't freak out.
Right, right.
I can do that.
You better, 'cause if you start freaking out I swear we're dragging you out of there.
Oh, my gosh! She looks terrible! Terrible! Let's try this again.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just, all right, I'm fine now.
All right, ready.
Go.
Hey! Hey! Rocky, you look great.
Really rockin' that gown.
Uh, maybe, when nobody's looking you should steal it and wear it to prom.
Cece, my butt hangs out of the back of it.
Oh, well, maybe to a more casual event.
Hey, let me fluff your pillow for you.
Oh, that's okay.
I'm good.
Come on, it'll be more comfortable.
Isn't that better? Actually, it was better before.
Oh, like that? No.
Like that? No.
Like that? Yes.
Really? No! Look at me, I'm milking a cow.
Moo! Moo! Moo! Why are you doing that? Oh, to distract you so you don't think about how bad your foot might be.
Oh, I wasn't.
Oh, good.
Until now! Hey, can I see that? Hey, sweetie.
I just talked to the doctor and it looks like it's a little more serious than they thought.
Serious? How serious? Relax, Rocky.
Everything will be fine.
Don't freak out.
You're gonna need a small operation in the morning.
No! My best friend is getting an operation! Why do all the bad things happen to me? I called your mom, and she is on her way.
Okay, good.
Oh, and don't worry.
Basically it's a simple procedure to repair a tendon in your foot.
I know it sounds scary, but trust me, you're in good hands.
All right.
Sorry about that.
She's better now.
Right, Cece? Cece, you'll come back in the morning and see me after the surgery, right? Come back? Are you kidding me? I'm not leaving, Rocky.
I'm going to be here right next to you all night.
Thanks, but, Cece, I'm not worried because they're gonna make me as good as new, right? Sweetheart, they're gonna do everything they can for you.
Everything they can? I did everything I can in Spanish and I got a C-minus! What? How can they do everything they can? What kind of doctors are they? Did they even go to medical school? You can take me back in the hall now.
Why? Why is this? Why do they keep doing this to me? Flynn, relax.
I'm sure Rocky will be fine.
Good, but what about us? We're alone in the woods.
Why not just scream "Hey, Lake Monster, "all-you-can-eat-kid-buffet!" I think it's time for you to face your fears and sleep outside tonight.
Uh, let me think about that.
No.
There is no way I'm staying out here all night with you two weirdos.
We will give you ice cream.
I'll get my sleeping bag.
Cece? Cece? I can't sleep.
Me neither.
Whoa! Uh, how long have you been in my bed? Long enough to know that your butt really does hang out of that gown.
Cece, I'm scared.
I know you are.
What if they can't fix my foot? What if I'll never be able to dance again? Taking away dancing would be like taking away breathing.
And what about us? Dancing together, it's what we do.
What will that do to our friendship? You're just gonna find another partner.
Another partner? Don't be ridiculous.
I mean, who else will put up with me? Come on, Rocky, stop it.
You'll be fine.
But what if I'm not? What will I do then? I don't know.
But whatever it is, I'll be right there next to you.
I will always be right there next to you.
Thanks.
Ha! I am out.
And that means Tinka is the old maid! Oh, you're the old maid.
A curse upon your children and your children's children's children.
May they be born with six eyes and the tail of a disease-ridden muskrat.
So it is said, so it shall be! And I thought Cece was a sore loser.
Did you hear that? It's the monster! We're doomed! Flynn, relax.
I know someone who will make you feel protected.
I am Little Gunther! And I am Little Tinka! And we are the Little Hessenheffers! But we are not alone! I am Little Flynn! Whoa! That's awesome.
Where'd he come from? Who doesn't bring extra puppet heads and fabric when camping? But, wait, there is still one more guest at this party.
I am the Little Lake Whitehead Monster! And I am going to eat Little Flynn! Now, that's what I call good babysitting.
Um, Cece, why is this necessary? There are young doctors in that operating room.
Something good should come from this.
Hello, I'm Dr.
Semple, I'll be performing your surgery.
Huh! That was a waste of good nail polish.
You just relax and they'll be right in to wheel you down.
Where is she? Where's my Rocky? Oh! Mmm! Hi, Mommy.
Everything is gonna be fine, honey.
Don't you worry about a thing.
Okay.
All right, well, I guess it's time.
Now, I know you two like to do everything together, but we're gonna have to draw the line when it comes to surgery.
Rocky, I'll be waiting right here when you get back.
Promise? Slap swear! Cece, not now.
Bye.
Good luck.
Don't worry, she'll be all right.
And what if she's not? This is all my fault.
I feel horrible.
You know what, Cece, this isn't about you.
This is about my sister.
And right now, all we can do is put positive thoughts out there in the universe.
Uh, hey there, big guy.
Remember me? Cece Jones.
Look, I know I don't talk to you nearly enough and when I do, it's always me asking you for something that seems silly.
Like that pair of silver boots I wanted at the mall.
Which looked awesome on me, thank you! But this is a real emergency, I swear to Well, you.
Okay, so here's the deal.
This is sort of my fault.
Rocky might never dance again and, big guy, that's all she's ever wanted.
And I know you really like Rocky because she's, you know, she hangs out with you on Sundays, and she reads your book and I mean, come on, she's super cool, nice and crazy smart.
You know Rocky never does anything dumb unless it's some dumb thing I talked her into.
So how about this? I'll close my eyes, you do some of your miracle stuff, make it last night again, but this time put the glass in my foot.
If one of us is maybe never going to dance again, it should be me.
If you do this for me I promise you I'll be a better person.
I'll be less selfish, I won't be conceited and I'll even give you back the silver boots.
And as you well know, I was rockin' them.
Please make Rocky okay.
Please? Hey, Cece.
So? The doctor said everything went perfect.
Yeah, in about six weeks I'm going to be as good as new.
Yay! I am so happy! This is Whoa! Ow! My leg! Wow, Cece, when you said you'd always be right there next to me, you were not kidding.
Yeah, what can I tell you? Summer of fun.
Thanks, big guy.
Oh, uh, and in case you hadn't noticed.
I'm rockin' this gown too.
Don't worry, guys, in just six weeks.
Rocky'll be dancing just like she did before.
So, the operation wasn't a success? You know what? Your mom was right.
We don't need our gadgets to have fun.
It's about being together and having a good time that counts.
I did it! I'm at the top of the tree and I got a bar on my phone! Whoa! Oh, no! Deuce? Is the phone okay? I'm fine! Yeah yeah yeah but is the phone okay? sh-sh-sh-shake it up! Shake it up!