Slasher (2016) s02e07 Episode Script

Dawn of the Dead

1 [DAWN] So, now that I finished college, I think this will be my last summer here.
[TALVINDER] If the Mayans are right, it might be everybody's.
[DAWN] God, I hope so.
I don't want to grow up.
'Cause I want to be a camp counselor forever.
I don't know.
I think it'll be fun to grow up, you know? Finally have your own freedom.
Right, because an unpaid internship and a musty basement apartment is freedom.
Like your parents would ever put you up in a musty basement.
[CHUCKLES] I think we should get a place together.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'd love that.
And if the world did end, we would have, like, the party bunker.
Am I right? [CHUCKLES] Okay, confession.
I was going for, like, a sexy Katniss thing, but you look like Anne of Green Gables, so I'm gonna need one more shot.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Just shake out the hair.
You're gonna have to teach me how to do that later.
[LAUGHS] God, your hair's beautiful.
[SCREAMS] [SCREAMING] - [PETER] Renée! - Mark! Look.
Oh! - It's Renée.
- [KEIRA GASPS] What about Mark? - Mark! - Mark! - Mark! - Mark! Mark! Mark.
Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
Hold this up to it.
It'll help with the pain.
- Are you injured anywhere else? - Uh [INHALES SHARPLY] My side here, where he slammed into me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What were you guys doing out here? I Renée was looking for something in there.
Proof or something.
I don't know.
She wouldn't tell me! We need to get you back right now.
We need to find out whatever she was looking for.
[KEIRA] I say it was Dawn.
And I'm not just saying that because she coldcocked me.
[KEIRA] "No"? Just "no"? Okay, let me ask you something.
Whose idea was it to come up here? All of ours, Keira.
Well, somebody must have suggested it first.
- That's what I thought.
- Dawn? Organizing and carrying out the execution of eight people? She can't even pick up her own dry cleaning.
I don't know.
She seems pretty serious about her self-defense, if you ask me.
Okay, well, are any of the files missing? I don't know.
There are dozens here.
Are your files missing? - [SIGHS] - Still don't think it could be Dawn? You should rest, Dawn.
You're injured.
Judith, someone out there wants me dead and has murdered at least six people already, - so why don't you try and rest? - Hey, Dawn.
I know that was harsh.
I just can't take much more of this.
Okay, we are headed to the archery range.
Yes, it's very, very exciting.
Let's stay together.
Don't wander off.
That'd be a lot of annoying paperwork for me.
Hello! Guys! Let's go.
- Okay.
Hi! Hey.
- Hi.
Hey, guys.
Everybody, line up.
So, there's an old wise saying in the ancient world of archery.
You miss 100 percent of the shots that you don't take.
So don't be afraid and trust your arrow.
I'm not afraid, Dawn.
Oh, okay.
Why do I always get stuck with the Jason Voorhees types? - You're a treat.
- You gonna try your luck today? - Me? - Mm-hmm.
- Sure, yeah.
- Great.
We'll show these kids how it's done.
- All right, scooch over a little.
- Scooch? Yes, scooch.
All right, we're gonna grab the bow in our left hand.
So, you wanna be perpendicular to your target.
- Okay.
- So, straighten this arm out.
There you go.
- Okay.
- We're grab our arrow like so.
We're gonna attach it to the bow string.
I'm not very helpful.
- I'm sorry.
[GIGGLING] - No, it's okay.
[BOTH CHUCKLE] Now, we're gonna take these three fingers - Okay.
- And draw it back.
And whenever you're ready Okay.
[LAUGHTER] Oh, my God.
You are such a loser.
Okay, yes, I have fired more than one arrow in my lifetime.
- You're a modern-day Robin Hood.
- [GIGGLING] Oh, it's just I've taken many private lessons growing up.
Um, like fencing and archery and horseback riding.
- Usually somewhere in Europe.
- Wow.
I'm sorry.
That sounded douchey and way cooler than it was.
I "Usually somewhere in Europe" is code for "my parents were trying to get rid of me.
" Especially after they got divorced.
You missed that first shot on purpose.
Why? I don't know.
Guys don't like it when girls upstage them.
[SCOFFS] They don't.
I guess I just I've always thought like that, you know, that-that I have to act, like, the right way.
Dawn, I want you to be you when you're around.
I don't want you to be someone else or try to be something less.
Seriously, just be you.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER] Oh, shit, she's gonna be pissed.
Um, I have to go [CHUCKLES] But thank you for this.
It was, like, really - It was very different.
- Different? It was a good different.
It was a good different.
Um, I have to go.
Maybe, uh, after it gets dark, we can just we'll walk or something.
I can't.
Owen, you keep asking me out and I keep saying no.
No, you keep saying that you have other plans, but Which is the same thing.
Please, this is really starting to make me feel uncomfortable now.
- Okay.
- And my friend is actually on her way over, so I'll - Okay.
- I'll see you later.
- Shit.
Owen again? - Yes.
And if you were here on time, you could have saved me from him.
That freak asked me out again.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
If he keeps doing this, we have to talk to Mr.
Well In the meantime Okay, I'm sorry I was late, but I just had the most incredible moment with Ryan.
So, you ditched me for a guy.
Well, when you put it like that, it sounds awful, but if you were there, you would totally have understood.
Normally, I'd be trying to get with him, like, yesterday.
That's always been my MO, but I don't know.
It just never ends well, and with him, it's different.
It's just a summer fling.
Why make it more complicated than it needs to be? [DAWN CHUCKLES] It's always complicated, trust me.
Speaking of Here.
An ex-boyfriend gave it to me.
It is bad juju.
I don't want it.
So, I get your bad juju? No! It'll look great on you, and it cost him a fortune, so - Oh.
In that case, bring it on.
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.
- See, it looks gorgeous.
- Thank you.
You're welcome, babe.
You just You just sit right there, okay? You ready? [KEIRA] Okay.
[KEIRA SIGHS] Where's the rest of her? I think it's Mark.
That Mark? - No.
- He could be working with someone.
Yeah, and that someone ran him over with a snowmobile? And stole Dawn's gun? Why? It's a good cover story is all I'm saying.
Hey, wait, you were the other woman? I'm not proud of it, but, um, technically yes.
Okay, what was that like? You have to promise not to judge me.
I promise.
The home that I wrecked was mine.
When I was 18, um I seduced my stepfather.
Dawn, I'm so sorry.
No, no, it wasn't it wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that at all.
He wasn't He wasn't grooming me or anything.
Um He and my mom They'd been married for, like, less than a year.
I told her, I said that she had terrible taste in men.
And I proved my point.
I haven't had a relationship that lasted more than six months.
I don't wanna add to my body count, and so, with Ryan with Ryan, I wanna do it differently.
I don't know how to do that.
[CHUCKLES] You know what you need? A wingwoman.
[LAUGHS] I don't know what I'd do without you.
[CHUCKLES] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [CLEARS THROAT] Mark, how's your head? I've still got a headache, but, at least, my double vision is crystal clear.
You sure you should be drinking that? You might have a concussion.
Anything to dull the pain.
You want one? There's a couple extra.
Sure, why not? - Anyone else? - Sure.
No, I'm good.
Thank you.
- Bottoms up.
- Thanks.
Here's to alcohol not being on the We Live As One no-fly list.
[WREN WHISTLES] Uh, why don't why don't we play a drinking game? Never Have I Ever? I'm up for it.
We used to play it all the time when we worked here.
Um So if you've done it, you drink.
So, um, like, if I said "Never have I ever dated a woman named Andi" you would drink.
Are we starting now? [DAWN] Yes, drink.
My turn.
Never have I ever - put my finger in someone's asshole.
- [KEIRA] Ha-ha.
I'm a nurse, so I've done that.
But I'm not playing.
- Never done it.
- I can't say that I have.
So what if none of us have done it? Well, in that case, the person who suggested it uh, has to take two chugs out of their bottle.
That's one.
Uh, never have I ever cheated on my partner.
Uh, never Ever have I never Wait.
You're quiet.
Everything all right? - Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES] Everything's fine.
[CHUCKLES] I have some news.
I'm moving in with Dawn.
With Dawn? Yeah, once we finally get back to civilization.
Which means that you and me should talk about us.
Look, Peter, I've been patient.
And I get it.
That's cool.
This is not the time to bring up any drama, but in a couple of weeks, we'll be back to the real world, and I think that it's a good time to talk to Andi.
- I don't know.
- You don't? No, you said that you were gonna break up with Andi.
You said.
- Yeah.
- Peter? Peter.
Peter, look at me.
I love you.
It's just Andi and I have a history.
And And I owe it to her and to myself to try and work things out.
Look, I didn't want to hurt you.
That's the last thing I wanted to do.
So, you're using me to figure out your feelings for Andi? No, no, no, of course not.
- That's - Were you gonna tell her about us? Or am I just some big dirty secret? Is that Is that what this is? I'm gonna tell her.
When? Eventually.
- When? - Eventually! [DAWN] And today, I'm having trouble pitching my tent, right? And And Ryan steps in to help, except the thing is, he has no idea how to pitch a tent either.
So, we're, like we're both there, we're trying to put together this tent.
It is completely lopsided, and all of the sudden, I am struck with this vision of, like, the two of us having our own place like, assembling IKEA furniture together.
I had no idea you guys were that serious.
I think I can picture it with him.
And, like, I've never pictured it with anyone before.
But we're still gonna move in together, right? Yeah.
Like, I'm obviously getting way ahead of myself.
[CHUCKLES] Obviously.
And if things progress with Ryan, I can just, like, sublet my room.
Um Yeah.
I'm so happy for you.
[DAWN CHUCKLES] [GROANS] What'd you do to me? What is he talking about? Answer me.
He's the killer.
Renée found evidence, hm? Didn't she? Didn't she?! No! No, no, no! [STAMMERING] That's just my - You poisoned me.
- No, it's just ketamine.
We found it in Glenn's room.
You're gonna be fine.
You spiked my drink! You spiked my drink.
How much did you give him? If you gave him too much, he can overdose.
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Peter, you're gonna go lie down upstairs.
No! - No! No! - Peter, we can't take the chance.
[KEIRA] Get your fuckin' hands off me! - [LOCK CLICKS] - What are you doing? [GRUNTS] Mark, he could die out there.
Oh, now, you care? You just poisoned your own friend! And now, he's out there and he's gonna to die! - So, you better be fucking right! - [DAWN] Okay.
This was not supposed to go down like this.
We were supposed to tie him up and control him.
You go out that door, we will not open it again! - Get your fucking - All right, listen.
I know you've developed feelings for Peter, but how well do you really know him? Where was he when the other people were being murdered? - Why didn't he answer my questions? - Because his friend was dying.
No, Noah was not dead yet.
Are you willing to bet your life on someone who's admitted to covering up a murder? How well do you know Dawn? Did you know it was her idea to come here in the first place? Is that why you brought the gun? So you could get rid of the evidence? We're the evidence.
[KEIRA SCOFFS] [JUDITH] Keira, wait! I'll go talk to her.
You think I'm heartless.
Everything that has happened here has been because of the decisions that you and Peter and your friends all made on that day.
What you need to do is you need to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
You need to stop standing there and acting like this is something that's happening to you.
You need to take ownership for how you closed your heart to that girl.
Okay, so let him know I'm interested, but please don't make me look like a desperate loser.
[TALVINDER] Don't worry.
I got your back.
[DAWN] Thank you, T.
Okay, thanks.
[CLEARS THROAT] Hey, Ryan, I'm taking drink orders for the party tomorrow night.
That fake ID came in pretty handy, huh? So, do you want beer, something harder? Do you want me to grab something for Saudia? - Saudia? - Yeah.
- Everyone knows you two are a couple.
- Uh [CHUCKLES] No, I Saudia's cool, but we're just friends, and Really, everyone thinks we're together? Don't worry, we won't tell Mr.
No, that's that's not it.
Then what is it? [SIGHS] Dawn You know her better than anyone, right? She is my best friend, yes.
Has she ever, I don't know, talked about me? She thinks you're really good with her kids.
Oh, um That's it? Sorry.
Look, don't look so down.
Maybe she just thinks that you and Saudia are together.
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Um You think I should maybe ask her out sometime? Eventually, yes, but Between you and I, she has some hang-ups when it comes to dating.
If you want some advice, go slow.
Pushing her could trigger her.
What do you mean? Um her stepfather um Oh Oh, God, that's that's terrible.
Honestly, I shouldn't have said anything.
No, no, you're just you're just trying to be a good friend.
Promise me you won't say anything to her.
She would kill me.
Yeah, I I promise.
Um, thank you for the advice.
- I feel dead.
- Don't say that.
We're doomed.
There's no point.
There's no point.
This is the point.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I really hate birds.
I do.
I don't I don't even understand why people want them as pets.
You know, it's like They spread diseases.
They don't let you sleep in.
They shit on you when you're not looking.
- It's rude.
- It's rude.
So back when I was at camp and not with these guys, like, when I was a camper I was out for a hike, and I felt like, a cushiony feeling under my foot? And I'd-I'd stepped on I think it was a sparrow.
Like, one of those little brown birds that hops around.
Um I guess it had hopped under my foot and I stepped on it.
And the thing is, um, that the force didn't kill it instantly, you know? It was still alive, so now it's up to me to decide if I'm gonna let it suffer and die slowly, and so I-I closed my eyes and I stomped on it.
The thing is, I didn't really hate birds before then.
I actually kinda liked them.
I want you to know that you're right.
Everything that's happened is on us.
And if I survive this, then I'm gonna own up to what I did.
[SOBBING] [DAWN] Um, I'm gonna be back in a little bit, okay? - Hey.
Hey, how did it go last night? - Uh it went well.
But these are some apartment listings that I printed out for us, and these are the ones that I've cross-referenced with the bed bug registry.
Tal, come on.
How did it go? He said that you're not his type.
What do you mean? He said he's not into curvy girls.
He's into those, like, skeleton, toothpicky types, you know? So, he thinks I'm fat.
Of course not.
And you know that you're not.
You deserve someone better.
And in the meantime, you and I are gonna have our own version of Friends.
It's cool.
It's no big deal.
I'm gonna go, um, round up my campers.
[TALVINDER] Dawn, wait [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [TALVINDER] Chug, chug, chug, chug! Go, go, go! You're on Whoo! - Dawn! Get it, girl! - [LAUGHTER] [BOY] Oh, man.
[GIRLS CHEERING] Thank you so much.
Good evening.
Oh, my God! [LAUGHING] I'm fine.
Don't Don't worry about me.
I'm just wondering what you're all talking about.
Um Archery, climbing, you know, ropes and belaying.
[LAUGHING] I know you'd love to get "be-laid.
" How about this pretty young thing? I bet she has real good grip strength, right? [BLOWING RASPBERRY] Look No, no, you don't have to get up.
I just wanted [MUTTERING] Look, I just wanted to say that I I came to say I don't care.
Can I say one more thing? What is with the beanie? This, I don't know about.
I just wanna know 'cause it's like Are you hot, are you cold? Why are you being like this? I'm sorry for you 'cause I think you can't handle all this woman.
- Jesus, Dawn.
I'm just - [GIGGLING] I know what you are.
You're a superficial asshole.
I know.
I'm respecting you and your problems.
My problems? What problems? Look, I know about your stepfather, how he molested you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, that's not what fucking happened, okay? Who the fuck told you that shit? [TALVINDER] Who's next? [INDISTINCT CHATTER] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, do you mind putting on a pot of coffee? I guess we're gonna be up all night, huh? - Mm, yeah.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- Open the door.
- Why should I do that? Open the door.
- Why? - I found something.
What is it? Just tell me, tell me right here.
Dawn, it's fucking cold out here.
Open the door.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
This whole thing This whole thing This whole thing Listen.
It's not about Talvinder.
- It's not? - No, it's about Owen.
- How do you know that? - [GRUNTING] Peter said he knows who the killer is.
Well, good thing Mark knocked him out before we got the chance to ask him.
Unless you did that on purpose.
Are you accusing me of something? You were there when Renée was killed.
I was unconscious.
- Yeah, you could have staged that.
- Okay, okay, okay.
If Peter knows who the killer is, then-then we have to wake him up.
- We have to wake him up.
- We can't just wake him up! He was lying to you.
He was just trying to draw you outside so that he could kill you too.
Guys is that Andi's hair? Guys, why does he have that? Maybe he wanted to keep it as a memento.
You know, a trophy.
The way that serial killers do.
[DAWN] Don't trust anyone.
That is the lesson here.
She fooled us all.
That girl sets feminism back more than any man ever could.
She's not a girl.
She's a plague.
She's worse than a plague.
Plagues don't choose to be plagues.
She's evil.
So, we all agree.
Something has to be done.
We could fill her hairdryer with corn starch.
[SCOFFS] Um, well, corn starch is pretty flammable, so unless we want to set her head on fire [SUSAN] Okay.
So, we write her a letter from her mom.
We say, "You're a huge disappointment.
I never loved you.
I should have had an abortion.
" That's fucked up, Susan.
Remind me never to piss you off.
[SUSAN] Okay.
Okay, fine, but we're not starting some little prank war thing, where we do something and she does something back.
We need to scare the life out of her.
What about that "Talvinder on trial" idea? We get her to confess.
We take her out in the middle of nowhere.
We make her walk back all by herself.
She'll shit her pants.
I'm so down for that plan.
It's settled, then.
Let's destroy that lying bitch.
[CRYING] No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
It can't be him.
Don't do it.
Put the gun down.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] What is it? Judith is not in her room.
Well, where is she? I don't know.
I've searched everywhere.
She's not in this house.
There are some people on the forks in the road of life who persistently choose the wrong one.
Please don't do it.
Judith! How could I live now that I know that you 'Cause I love you.
I love you.
I do.
And you love me.
It's not necessary.
Give me the gun.
Come on, Judith.
What do they matter? The only thing that matters is you and me.
It's us.
Wren why? - How could you? - Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Judith, Judith, focus.
- Hey, hey.
- [CRYING] Do you love me? Just be honest.
Do you love me? Yes.
Give me the gun.
Just give me the gun.
I love you so much.
[SIGHS] So much.
I love you too.
[MARK] Judith! Judith! No! No! No! Don't do it! No!