Smallville s10e18 Episode Script
Booster
Lois, we're going against traffic.
Sort of the point here.
Try and keep up.
- These glasses are driving me crazy.
- So you've said.
And this jacket, it's not helping.
You chose to take his hero game public.
Either the Blur starts wearing a mask or Clark Kent does.
I know.
Your words, not mine.
After all the hero hating of the VRA, if the Blur doesn't show his face soon people are gonna stop trusting me again.
That didn't stop the mayor from offering the Blur the key to the city.
- Yeah, but that's - Before that hero face ends up on Jumbotron screens in all your red-and-blue glory we need to make sure there is nothing handsome or heroic about Clark Kent.
And that's supposed to help? Yes.
So just I don't know.
Slope your shoulders a little bit speak a little softer and stop being so - What? - Great.
Honey, you need to be invisible and forgettable and Exactly like that.
What is it? Lois, I was like that, in Smallville.
The thought of going back to that, I Clark, the real you can burn holes through buildings with a look and lift a freight train with one finger.
Get over it.
Last thing you should worry about is teaching me Mild-Mannered 101.
Focus on that promotion now that Steve Lombard went to Daily Star.
- They said that desk could be yours.
- I'm counting on it.
These need to stay on.
Just work on it.
Hey, guys.
Wait.
Guy He hit him at 40 miles an hour.
- Did you see that? - Did you see that? That was so amazing.
- Brilliant save.
- Of course it was.
Say "cheese," junior.
Cheese.
Life lesson to remember, kid: Always keep yourself open to the cameras.
Who are you? I'm sure you're all wondering who I am.
Well, how about the 411? I'm pure gold, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Booster Gold, the greatest hero you've never heard of till now.
Later today, at the Ace of Clubs, I'll be signing autographs.
Stop on by.
I'll so be there.
If you need a hero ping me.
Nice glasses.
Remember it's Booster Gold! He said, "Nice glasses," like he knew who I really was.
Maybe he just liked your glasses.
Or not.
You're sure you'd never seen him before? How could you miss that? Booster Gold didn't come here for no reason.
I need to figure out who he is and why he's here.
Hey, hey, watch it.
When did you forget how to walk, Kent? - Sorry.
- Clark.
Just excuse him.
Heh.
I'm trying to help.
Help? By making me stumble into Ron Troupe? Yeah, it's a start.
Clark, you want people to look down on Clark Kent so they can look up to the Blur.
Which isn't exactly gonna be a fitting name after you stop blurring and start standing in the spotlight.
Well, the spotlight's kind of crowded with Booster Gold.
Okay, not that my curiosity isn't in overdrive about Booster boy but you are making way more out of this than you need to.
Okay? Okay.
I'm sure our flying car salesman will buzz off as fast as he buzzed in.
Oh, my God.
Hold it right there.
Here's my number.
Call me.
Either one's fine.
I don't really have a bad side, guys.
Heh.
You're sitting at my desk.
Yeah, I can read.
So where is the greatest reporter that this city has ever known? - All right, everybody, back to work.
- There you are, the hero maker.
Excuse me.
Lois Lane.
Booster Gold.
What can I do for you? We're gonna help each other because one exclusive interview with the gold guardian of Metropolis and you're gonna lock up that promotion that you're up for.
It's a Booster Gold guarantee.
How did you know I was up for a? Never mind.
I'm not interested in you and neither is the Daily Planet.
Why don't you see if you can fit that big old head of yours through the exit door? Sir? My agent.
You're going to be late for the signing.
Excuse me, folks, but duty calls.
We should do lunch soon.
- Booster.
- See you later, pumpkin.
Can we ask you a few more questions? Booster, wait.
What an ass.
You mean asset.
- What? - You wanted me to believe in heroes.
Well, I think I finally might.
He isn't hiding anything.
You can see his face.
His name Is Booster Gold.
Booster Gold could be the city's answer to inspiration and my answer to that promotion.
You're up for my promotion? It isn't yours just yet.
And thanks to my reporting on the VRA, I've gathered a small but vocal fan base.
You should read their tweets.
They love me.
Enough to convince the powers-that-be to put my hat in the ring for that desk.
May the best reporter win.
Cat Grant, like nails on a chalkboard.
She's not as bad as he is.
Booster Gold's star will burn out faster than you can say, "Up, up, and away.
" Let's focus on what's important here.
And what is that, Lois? Unmaking Clark Kent so that we can get the Blur out there.
Here, Jaime.
Thanks, Dora.
Sorry.
I forgot I dropped it.
That's it.
What does it say this time? "Kick me.
" A classic.
I've had worse.
Listen, kid.
You should stand up for yourself.
Don't slouch, talk with confidence, and stop being so shy.
It's okay to get mad.
I guess so.
Now, you go back over there you tell them you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it anymore.
Oh, just try it with me.
I'm I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Okay.
Now, like, punish them with it, you know? Just I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, look, it's eat or be eaten.
So you get over there and enjoy your meal, right? Go ahead.
Maybe he'll grow out of it.
Oh, what's happening to me? Have you or a loved one felt like you needed help from someone who cares? Are you sick of all those masked men blurring their way in and out without so much as a hello or goodbye? Well, don't settle for anything less than the gold standard, as in Booster Gold.
Booster Gold.
I appreciate the thought, but stop it.
The all-new Clark would not be sending me roses.
- He's allergic to them, remember? - I didn't send these.
- Booster.
- Ew.
Okay, Romeo will take the hint soon enough and lose interest.
- But you're obviously not.
- Did you know in the last 24 hours Booster Gold has made it to every accident and crime scene? Okay, not to ask the obvious, but what's wrong with having another hero in town? I mean, aside from his ridiculous personality.
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were jealous of this guy.
Jealous? Me? No.
Lois, he seems to know when and where these things are gonna happen.
He doesn't stop the accident.
He just sweeps in.
He makes the save, gets the photo-op.
Okay, so drama sells.
So do ratings.
He's on every single station.
But if people find out that he's doing this for personal fame they'll lose faith in heroes just like before.
Booster is the least of our problems.
I've never been comfortable in a suit and tie.
I'm more at home in the lab.
- Hey, I recognize him.
- It's Ted Kord.
- Kord Industries.
- Kord Industries.
- That's why I founded Kord Industries.
- The Blackwater of the Midwest.
High-tech device went missing when one of his trucks crashed into Booster Gold.
Kord claims that his company is all about technology.
Their research and development includes many things not listed on their stock report.
Like what? Disarming recovered super-weapons.
Lois, I need to clean up Booster's mess and find this missing tech.
It could be dangerous.
And I'll see what I can uncover about our gold-plated glory hound.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Thank you.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Awesome.
Hello.
Cat Grant of the Daily Planet.
Well, thanks for being my number-one fan.
I find it so refreshing that one hero doesn't have anything to hide.
I mean, who would wanna hide that face? Heh.
Did you have something for me to sign? You're hoping to be interviewed by Lois Lane Sorry, blondie.
Not interested.
It's gotta be Lois Lane or nobody.
You may have people waiting, but don't put yourself on a pedestal.
You want a fan base bigger than the Blur? I can do that.
I have a following of my own, you know.
Sir, you have a message from Miss Lane.
Did she get the flowers? They were signed for, sir.
And apparently, they worked.
Her interview made you-know-who the hero of Metropolis.
Not if I get there first this time around.
I should've come back a long time ago.
Where does she wanna meet? Actually, she's closing in on you now.
Sir, um, excuse me.
Oh Miss Lane.
Your endorsement is gonna take me right to the top.
I didn't come here to endorse you.
I came here to tell you to hit the skies.
Metropolis is the Blur's jurisdiction.
- Is it? - Yeah.
That's funny.
That's not what these people are saying.
Hey.
See, perception is reality, Miss Lane.
Look at the reality that I've created.
People are excited about a hero that they can actually see.
- Mm.
- They wanna look up in the sky.
They need to look up in the sky.
The Blur, pfft, is just not giving it to them.
But me, I am delivering the goods, baby.
Heroism is not for sale.
Oh, everything's for sale if not for rent.
And that's why you'll never be anything like the Blur.
You just don't get it, do you, gorgeous? Apparently not.
I didn't come here to be like the Blur.
I came here to replace him.
That'll never happen.
Thank you.
Are you sure trying to usurp Clark Kent's destiny for your own is a wise decision? Greatest hero on Earth.
Oh.
Skeets, that's a pretty good job description.
- But, sir - Skeets, what other choice do I have? After all that's happened, this is my last chance to be somebody again by grabbing Clark Kent's place in history.
I saw him first.
Who? Who else? Booster Gold.
You're competitive, but you can't just sweep in and take my story.
You didn't want anything to do with him.
I don't wanna have anything to do with him or you.
Booster's more real than the Blur.
How many times have we seen the Blur's face? How many times has the Blur told us why he's protecting us? It's not for a paycheck, Cat.
And real heroes don't stop to strike a pose.
Real heroes don't have anything to hide.
The Blur has reasons for every single thing he does.
So does Booster Gold.
You keep backing your horse, Lois, and I'll back mine.
We can't replace what's been lost, Sonia.
Send out the entire field team.
We're not leaving Metropolis until we find it.
Excuse me, Mr.
Kord.
Who are you? Clark Kent, Daily Daily Planet.
Press? Listen, I'm only giving statements, no interviews.
How'd you get through security? Security.
As one of the leading industrialists, I know how busy you must be.
This must be important if you came all the way from Chicago to lead up the lost and found.
- No comment.
Sir, how important is this weapon? How dangerous is it? Who said we were looking for a weapon? - What's your name again? - Kent.
Clark Clark Kent.
I'm sorry.
I work for the Daily Planet.
Well, we already went over that.
I'm a reporter, but I'm not a front-page reporter, though.
I sit next to someone who told me you used to work for the government.
Uh Is there a restroom I could use here? I had a milkshake on the way in and it I trust you'll go out the same way you came in.
Thank you.
I have Booster Gold on the line, sir.
You can assure me you'll be discreet? This incident is drawing more attention than I am comfortable with.
I'm happy to help you find your missing trinket, Mr.
Kord.
It is not a trinket.
It is a weapon.
A very dangerous one, especially to anyone who finds it.
- You need to handle it with caution.
- I will.
As soon as we make a deal.
Well, I'm sure we can work out some kind of a reward, Mr.
Gold.
I had something in mind.
I know you and the mayor, you're like peanut butter and jelly.
You pull some strings, get me the key to the city I'll help you find whatever you need me to find.
You want the key to the city? Let's just say it's the last thing on my to-do list.
So can you swing it or not? Whatever it takes to get the scarab back.
- You ready over there? - Almost.
Drop it.
Lois.
Take a shot in the dark.
All right.
I like it.
I need a sound check.
I wanna make sure they can hear my speech.
Take five.
- Will you be thanking anyone? - Me.
And maybe my mom.
People love that sentimental stuff.
It scores pretty big with the ladies too.
Booster Gold? Hey, a fan.
I need your help.
Something happened to me.
Look, if you need anything, call the hotline.
I tried.
They said you were here.
I am here, but I'm kind of busy.
Ha, ha.
But I don't know what to do.
It It attacked me.
It's all right.
Here.
Listen, I'll make sure they pencil you in.
All right? You look all right to me.
I'm not all right at all.
Okay.
Ladies.
- Who wants to be the star of the show? - Me.
Just kidding.
I'm the star of the show.
You're gonna wave, you'll smile but I need somebody to hand me the key to the city.
- Who's that gonna be? - Me.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
You sure will.
No.
No! Destroy.
- What? What is it, Clark? - The billboard.
- Yes, they put them up already.
- Lois, what are you doing? I had a run-in with our gloating guardian and he actually thinks he can replace you.
I appreciate the support, but this is not a competition.
I'm not gonna let the Blur be forgotten because some shiny object flies up into the sky.
Booster is not the bright and shiny object we need to be worried about.
What is this? A bug? That's what Ted Kord is looking for.
I checked.
It's extraterrestrial technology.
When they brought this scarab in it bonded with Kord's scientist like it was a parasite.
The guy's name was Dan Garrett.
He and the scarab merged as one.
Garrett killed three people and died when they tried to take it off.
- This thing is somewhere in Metropolis? - Yeah.
Kord hired Booster to bring it back in exchange for the key to the city.
Your key to the city.
He's been here like a day.
I mean, if there was ever a time for the Blur to debut his dashing smile You know I can't do that yet.
No, not until we've reverse-Pygmalioned this serious stud into a blunder of beige.
Still, I'd love to see you boost our golden boy up into the stratosphere.
Well Speak of the showboat.
Booster.
Hey, Blur boy.
I mean, Clark.
I saw the sign.
Touché.
I was calling Lois to thank her for the photo-op.
We need to get together and find Kord's weapon.
It's dangerous.
Danger.
It's my middle name.
So is fame, fortune and front page, Clark.
We need to talk.
Now.
Fine.
But first I mean, can you smell it? That's impending fame.
It's true what they say about Metropolis.
I mean, it has everything.
Except somebody to look up to.
And that's you? It's gonna be me.
Yeah.
You save people for profit, for fame while the real heroes, they're out there earning back the people's trust.
- You're putting me and my friends at risk.
- No one's at risk, all right? Not as long as I keep flying in, whoosh, for that heroic rescue.
Legion ring.
You're from the future? You're a Legionnaire? Not exactly.
But they're really good friends of mine.
Ah, they're more like acquaintances, actually.
- You stole that ring.
- I borrowed the ring.
But like the legion, yes, I'm from the future, Clark.
And I always know exactly what to do at exactly the right time thanks to the assistance of my historical data droid.
Say hello, Skeets.
Pleasure to meet you, Mr.
Kent.
Time travel's nothing to play around with.
You've already changed history and I doubt that Skeets has any record of what happened to Kord's scarab.
- Negative, sir.
- It doesn't matter.
I can handle whatever comes around the corner.
Listen, you're talking to the single greatest hero of the 25th century.
I'm worshiped by billions.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Until someone gets hurt.
It's not gonna happen.
Trust me.
Besides I know what this is really about.
You can't stand the fact that people are choosing me over you, right? I understand.
I get it.
You want the glory, don't you? I'm gonna give you your chance to claim it.
Right through here, I'm about to get the key to the city.
And history says whoever gets the key becomes this city's man of steel.
Or gold.
All you gotta do is show me up.
Reveal yourself to the world.
Put that suit on display and steal my thunder.
What do you say? The suit doesn't make the hero.
A hero's made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reasons that he makes them.
A hero brings out the best in people.
I don't doubt that behind that star, there is a hero but I haven't seen him.
Not yet.
I knew you wouldn't have the cajones to smile for the camera, Clark.
I knew it.
They're ready for you.
That's my cue.
Oh, and, Clark hang up the glasses and the red-and-blue suit.
You're not gonna be needing them anymore.
The world has me now.
Take a shot in the dark Take a shot in the dark Okay, let's rehearse this one more time.
Thank you, Mr.
Mayor.
Thank you all for this opportunity to protect and serve this great city of Metropolis.
And then you would say: "Now me and my city would like to thank you the powerful, the intelligent the humble Booster Gold.
" Oh, my God.
Oh! Targeting.
- Destroy.
- Don't.
No.
Stop.
Stop.
Don't.
Skeets, this wasn't supposed to happen.
What's going on? Don't.
No.
I have no record of this or our apparent attacker, sir.
It appears Clark Kent may be correct.
Our presence here has made my historical data somewhat inaccurate.
I'm sorry.
Booster.
What are you gonna do? Okay.
No.
No.
May I offer a piece of advice from your former career, sir? Football? Go big or go home.
I'm sorry.
The Blur.
Hey.
No.
No.
One move, bug I will zap you to honeybee heaven.
I can't I can't do I can't do anything.
Mr.
Gold? - You're that kid.
- I can't control this suit.
Please help me.
Listen, kid, I'm sorry I blew you off earlier.
- You can help me.
You're a hero.
- No, I'm not.
Not like you think I am, kid.
But, listen, you can be.
Someone once told me that the suit doesn't make the hero, so you fight it.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
Fight it.
You can be a hero.
You just have to have faith in what you are and what you're gonna be.
It's your choice, kid.
You choose.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I can I can do this.
Yeah, I can do this.
I can I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Kid you all right? - Yeah.
- All right.
Oh.
Whoa.
Thanks.
Yeah.
It's all right.
You surprised me.
I surprised myself.
But still, I screwed up, major.
I thought if I did everything you did or are going to do I'd take your spot in history.
Question is, why? Why? I forget you've never felt it.
The rush of being out there and being that miracle that people are hoping for.
Looking people in the eye and letting them know, "You're gonna be safe.
" Oh, man, you never wanna let that feeling end.
That poor kid down there, he took the brunt of my ego, Clark.
I always knew all of this was gonna blow up in my face sooner or later.
I mean, it always does.
The truth is, I am from the future, but I'm no hero.
I was a sports star who started betting on his own games.
And then I started throwing them.
It was easier to lose than try to win.
You still feel that way now? No.
I don't.
But the damage is done now.
I mean, in the future, I got caught.
My fame, my fortune, went right down the toilet along with my dignity and my reputation and You were right.
I stole the ring.
I stole the suit, even Skeets.
Affirmative, sir.
I came here to make a fresh start and I made all the same mistakes.
My own sister, she said the exact same thing to me when my football career ended.
She said, "The suit doesn't make the hero.
" You helped Jaime break free of that scarab.
I was using your words.
It doesn't matter.
The fact is, in the moment, you believed them.
So did he.
Look, I, uh I better get heading back.
When you still have work to do here? Ted Kord agreed to remove the scarab.
But Jaime will need someone to watch over him.
I know.
It's not the front-page victory you were looking for but it's an important one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know what? I got some advice for you too.
What's that? The Blur.
No, no, no.
It sounds like a roller coaster or something.
You need something strong.
You need something simple.
Something that actually starts with that S you wear.
Something super.
You gotta brand it, baby, you know? I'll start brainstorming.
All right.
Oh, Clark.
You're an XL, right? This boy is absolutely unique.
He managed to shut down the scarab.
I'm guessing not everyone has what it takes to do that.
Does this mean you'll be able to remove it from him? No.
I mean, will that take away the power it gives me? - Yes, but - I wanna learn how to use them.
I wanna be a hero like Booster Gold.
I don't know, kid, you know? What do you say we give Miss Lane here an exclusive on the real hero of the day? Huh? Let's take this interview outside.
Congratulations on the promotion, Lois.
What's the catch? No catch.
You deserved it.
I guess I went a little too far trying to compete.
I so badly wanted to be the voice of a hero too, that I nearly lost my head.
Figuratively and literally.
Thankfully, I didn't.
You wanna know how to be a great reporter? Do it your way.
Be yourself.
What's with the box? Moving on? Oh, moving in.
You may be going upstairs, but I'll be keeping cozy right down here.
Just a few desks over.
Is that the last of it, Lois? Clark, meet your new desk buddy.
Really? I'm so sorry.
Lois, Clark's nice and all, if you wanna invest in a fixer-upper, but he's no Blur.
No.
No, he's not.
After seeing all the trouble that Booster went through, hiding his insecurities I think I can make the glasses work.
- But - But what, Smallville? You owned it.
You went from sleek to geek in under 24 hours.
What could be wrong with that? I saw the way Cat looked at me.
I also heard what she said.
Yeah, and it's perfect.
It's not perfect.
Lois, it doesn't matter what people say about me.
This is about you.
Me? You see, I can fly under the radar.
I can live down expectations of Clark Kent as long as the Blur's out there saving people, but But what? What are people gonna think about you? The strong and extremely sexy Lois Lane wants to marry this new Clark Kent? How could they ever understand that you'd be interested in this? Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there.
Oh, trust me, Smallville.
We can make this work.
Oh, boy, can we.
Sort of the point here.
Try and keep up.
- These glasses are driving me crazy.
- So you've said.
And this jacket, it's not helping.
You chose to take his hero game public.
Either the Blur starts wearing a mask or Clark Kent does.
I know.
Your words, not mine.
After all the hero hating of the VRA, if the Blur doesn't show his face soon people are gonna stop trusting me again.
That didn't stop the mayor from offering the Blur the key to the city.
- Yeah, but that's - Before that hero face ends up on Jumbotron screens in all your red-and-blue glory we need to make sure there is nothing handsome or heroic about Clark Kent.
And that's supposed to help? Yes.
So just I don't know.
Slope your shoulders a little bit speak a little softer and stop being so - What? - Great.
Honey, you need to be invisible and forgettable and Exactly like that.
What is it? Lois, I was like that, in Smallville.
The thought of going back to that, I Clark, the real you can burn holes through buildings with a look and lift a freight train with one finger.
Get over it.
Last thing you should worry about is teaching me Mild-Mannered 101.
Focus on that promotion now that Steve Lombard went to Daily Star.
- They said that desk could be yours.
- I'm counting on it.
These need to stay on.
Just work on it.
Hey, guys.
Wait.
Guy He hit him at 40 miles an hour.
- Did you see that? - Did you see that? That was so amazing.
- Brilliant save.
- Of course it was.
Say "cheese," junior.
Cheese.
Life lesson to remember, kid: Always keep yourself open to the cameras.
Who are you? I'm sure you're all wondering who I am.
Well, how about the 411? I'm pure gold, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Booster Gold, the greatest hero you've never heard of till now.
Later today, at the Ace of Clubs, I'll be signing autographs.
Stop on by.
I'll so be there.
If you need a hero ping me.
Nice glasses.
Remember it's Booster Gold! He said, "Nice glasses," like he knew who I really was.
Maybe he just liked your glasses.
Or not.
You're sure you'd never seen him before? How could you miss that? Booster Gold didn't come here for no reason.
I need to figure out who he is and why he's here.
Hey, hey, watch it.
When did you forget how to walk, Kent? - Sorry.
- Clark.
Just excuse him.
Heh.
I'm trying to help.
Help? By making me stumble into Ron Troupe? Yeah, it's a start.
Clark, you want people to look down on Clark Kent so they can look up to the Blur.
Which isn't exactly gonna be a fitting name after you stop blurring and start standing in the spotlight.
Well, the spotlight's kind of crowded with Booster Gold.
Okay, not that my curiosity isn't in overdrive about Booster boy but you are making way more out of this than you need to.
Okay? Okay.
I'm sure our flying car salesman will buzz off as fast as he buzzed in.
Oh, my God.
Hold it right there.
Here's my number.
Call me.
Either one's fine.
I don't really have a bad side, guys.
Heh.
You're sitting at my desk.
Yeah, I can read.
So where is the greatest reporter that this city has ever known? - All right, everybody, back to work.
- There you are, the hero maker.
Excuse me.
Lois Lane.
Booster Gold.
What can I do for you? We're gonna help each other because one exclusive interview with the gold guardian of Metropolis and you're gonna lock up that promotion that you're up for.
It's a Booster Gold guarantee.
How did you know I was up for a? Never mind.
I'm not interested in you and neither is the Daily Planet.
Why don't you see if you can fit that big old head of yours through the exit door? Sir? My agent.
You're going to be late for the signing.
Excuse me, folks, but duty calls.
We should do lunch soon.
- Booster.
- See you later, pumpkin.
Can we ask you a few more questions? Booster, wait.
What an ass.
You mean asset.
- What? - You wanted me to believe in heroes.
Well, I think I finally might.
He isn't hiding anything.
You can see his face.
His name Is Booster Gold.
Booster Gold could be the city's answer to inspiration and my answer to that promotion.
You're up for my promotion? It isn't yours just yet.
And thanks to my reporting on the VRA, I've gathered a small but vocal fan base.
You should read their tweets.
They love me.
Enough to convince the powers-that-be to put my hat in the ring for that desk.
May the best reporter win.
Cat Grant, like nails on a chalkboard.
She's not as bad as he is.
Booster Gold's star will burn out faster than you can say, "Up, up, and away.
" Let's focus on what's important here.
And what is that, Lois? Unmaking Clark Kent so that we can get the Blur out there.
Here, Jaime.
Thanks, Dora.
Sorry.
I forgot I dropped it.
That's it.
What does it say this time? "Kick me.
" A classic.
I've had worse.
Listen, kid.
You should stand up for yourself.
Don't slouch, talk with confidence, and stop being so shy.
It's okay to get mad.
I guess so.
Now, you go back over there you tell them you're mad as hell and you're not gonna take it anymore.
Oh, just try it with me.
I'm I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Okay.
Now, like, punish them with it, you know? Just I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
Okay, look, it's eat or be eaten.
So you get over there and enjoy your meal, right? Go ahead.
Maybe he'll grow out of it.
Oh, what's happening to me? Have you or a loved one felt like you needed help from someone who cares? Are you sick of all those masked men blurring their way in and out without so much as a hello or goodbye? Well, don't settle for anything less than the gold standard, as in Booster Gold.
Booster Gold.
I appreciate the thought, but stop it.
The all-new Clark would not be sending me roses.
- He's allergic to them, remember? - I didn't send these.
- Booster.
- Ew.
Okay, Romeo will take the hint soon enough and lose interest.
- But you're obviously not.
- Did you know in the last 24 hours Booster Gold has made it to every accident and crime scene? Okay, not to ask the obvious, but what's wrong with having another hero in town? I mean, aside from his ridiculous personality.
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were jealous of this guy.
Jealous? Me? No.
Lois, he seems to know when and where these things are gonna happen.
He doesn't stop the accident.
He just sweeps in.
He makes the save, gets the photo-op.
Okay, so drama sells.
So do ratings.
He's on every single station.
But if people find out that he's doing this for personal fame they'll lose faith in heroes just like before.
Booster is the least of our problems.
I've never been comfortable in a suit and tie.
I'm more at home in the lab.
- Hey, I recognize him.
- It's Ted Kord.
- Kord Industries.
- Kord Industries.
- That's why I founded Kord Industries.
- The Blackwater of the Midwest.
High-tech device went missing when one of his trucks crashed into Booster Gold.
Kord claims that his company is all about technology.
Their research and development includes many things not listed on their stock report.
Like what? Disarming recovered super-weapons.
Lois, I need to clean up Booster's mess and find this missing tech.
It could be dangerous.
And I'll see what I can uncover about our gold-plated glory hound.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Thank you.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Thanks for being my number-one fan.
Awesome.
Hello.
Cat Grant of the Daily Planet.
Well, thanks for being my number-one fan.
I find it so refreshing that one hero doesn't have anything to hide.
I mean, who would wanna hide that face? Heh.
Did you have something for me to sign? You're hoping to be interviewed by Lois Lane Sorry, blondie.
Not interested.
It's gotta be Lois Lane or nobody.
You may have people waiting, but don't put yourself on a pedestal.
You want a fan base bigger than the Blur? I can do that.
I have a following of my own, you know.
Sir, you have a message from Miss Lane.
Did she get the flowers? They were signed for, sir.
And apparently, they worked.
Her interview made you-know-who the hero of Metropolis.
Not if I get there first this time around.
I should've come back a long time ago.
Where does she wanna meet? Actually, she's closing in on you now.
Sir, um, excuse me.
Oh Miss Lane.
Your endorsement is gonna take me right to the top.
I didn't come here to endorse you.
I came here to tell you to hit the skies.
Metropolis is the Blur's jurisdiction.
- Is it? - Yeah.
That's funny.
That's not what these people are saying.
Hey.
See, perception is reality, Miss Lane.
Look at the reality that I've created.
People are excited about a hero that they can actually see.
- Mm.
- They wanna look up in the sky.
They need to look up in the sky.
The Blur, pfft, is just not giving it to them.
But me, I am delivering the goods, baby.
Heroism is not for sale.
Oh, everything's for sale if not for rent.
And that's why you'll never be anything like the Blur.
You just don't get it, do you, gorgeous? Apparently not.
I didn't come here to be like the Blur.
I came here to replace him.
That'll never happen.
Thank you.
Are you sure trying to usurp Clark Kent's destiny for your own is a wise decision? Greatest hero on Earth.
Oh.
Skeets, that's a pretty good job description.
- But, sir - Skeets, what other choice do I have? After all that's happened, this is my last chance to be somebody again by grabbing Clark Kent's place in history.
I saw him first.
Who? Who else? Booster Gold.
You're competitive, but you can't just sweep in and take my story.
You didn't want anything to do with him.
I don't wanna have anything to do with him or you.
Booster's more real than the Blur.
How many times have we seen the Blur's face? How many times has the Blur told us why he's protecting us? It's not for a paycheck, Cat.
And real heroes don't stop to strike a pose.
Real heroes don't have anything to hide.
The Blur has reasons for every single thing he does.
So does Booster Gold.
You keep backing your horse, Lois, and I'll back mine.
We can't replace what's been lost, Sonia.
Send out the entire field team.
We're not leaving Metropolis until we find it.
Excuse me, Mr.
Kord.
Who are you? Clark Kent, Daily Daily Planet.
Press? Listen, I'm only giving statements, no interviews.
How'd you get through security? Security.
As one of the leading industrialists, I know how busy you must be.
This must be important if you came all the way from Chicago to lead up the lost and found.
- No comment.
Sir, how important is this weapon? How dangerous is it? Who said we were looking for a weapon? - What's your name again? - Kent.
Clark Clark Kent.
I'm sorry.
I work for the Daily Planet.
Well, we already went over that.
I'm a reporter, but I'm not a front-page reporter, though.
I sit next to someone who told me you used to work for the government.
Uh Is there a restroom I could use here? I had a milkshake on the way in and it I trust you'll go out the same way you came in.
Thank you.
I have Booster Gold on the line, sir.
You can assure me you'll be discreet? This incident is drawing more attention than I am comfortable with.
I'm happy to help you find your missing trinket, Mr.
Kord.
It is not a trinket.
It is a weapon.
A very dangerous one, especially to anyone who finds it.
- You need to handle it with caution.
- I will.
As soon as we make a deal.
Well, I'm sure we can work out some kind of a reward, Mr.
Gold.
I had something in mind.
I know you and the mayor, you're like peanut butter and jelly.
You pull some strings, get me the key to the city I'll help you find whatever you need me to find.
You want the key to the city? Let's just say it's the last thing on my to-do list.
So can you swing it or not? Whatever it takes to get the scarab back.
- You ready over there? - Almost.
Drop it.
Lois.
Take a shot in the dark.
All right.
I like it.
I need a sound check.
I wanna make sure they can hear my speech.
Take five.
- Will you be thanking anyone? - Me.
And maybe my mom.
People love that sentimental stuff.
It scores pretty big with the ladies too.
Booster Gold? Hey, a fan.
I need your help.
Something happened to me.
Look, if you need anything, call the hotline.
I tried.
They said you were here.
I am here, but I'm kind of busy.
Ha, ha.
But I don't know what to do.
It It attacked me.
It's all right.
Here.
Listen, I'll make sure they pencil you in.
All right? You look all right to me.
I'm not all right at all.
Okay.
Ladies.
- Who wants to be the star of the show? - Me.
Just kidding.
I'm the star of the show.
You're gonna wave, you'll smile but I need somebody to hand me the key to the city.
- Who's that gonna be? - Me.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
You sure will.
No.
No! Destroy.
- What? What is it, Clark? - The billboard.
- Yes, they put them up already.
- Lois, what are you doing? I had a run-in with our gloating guardian and he actually thinks he can replace you.
I appreciate the support, but this is not a competition.
I'm not gonna let the Blur be forgotten because some shiny object flies up into the sky.
Booster is not the bright and shiny object we need to be worried about.
What is this? A bug? That's what Ted Kord is looking for.
I checked.
It's extraterrestrial technology.
When they brought this scarab in it bonded with Kord's scientist like it was a parasite.
The guy's name was Dan Garrett.
He and the scarab merged as one.
Garrett killed three people and died when they tried to take it off.
- This thing is somewhere in Metropolis? - Yeah.
Kord hired Booster to bring it back in exchange for the key to the city.
Your key to the city.
He's been here like a day.
I mean, if there was ever a time for the Blur to debut his dashing smile You know I can't do that yet.
No, not until we've reverse-Pygmalioned this serious stud into a blunder of beige.
Still, I'd love to see you boost our golden boy up into the stratosphere.
Well Speak of the showboat.
Booster.
Hey, Blur boy.
I mean, Clark.
I saw the sign.
Touché.
I was calling Lois to thank her for the photo-op.
We need to get together and find Kord's weapon.
It's dangerous.
Danger.
It's my middle name.
So is fame, fortune and front page, Clark.
We need to talk.
Now.
Fine.
But first I mean, can you smell it? That's impending fame.
It's true what they say about Metropolis.
I mean, it has everything.
Except somebody to look up to.
And that's you? It's gonna be me.
Yeah.
You save people for profit, for fame while the real heroes, they're out there earning back the people's trust.
- You're putting me and my friends at risk.
- No one's at risk, all right? Not as long as I keep flying in, whoosh, for that heroic rescue.
Legion ring.
You're from the future? You're a Legionnaire? Not exactly.
But they're really good friends of mine.
Ah, they're more like acquaintances, actually.
- You stole that ring.
- I borrowed the ring.
But like the legion, yes, I'm from the future, Clark.
And I always know exactly what to do at exactly the right time thanks to the assistance of my historical data droid.
Say hello, Skeets.
Pleasure to meet you, Mr.
Kent.
Time travel's nothing to play around with.
You've already changed history and I doubt that Skeets has any record of what happened to Kord's scarab.
- Negative, sir.
- It doesn't matter.
I can handle whatever comes around the corner.
Listen, you're talking to the single greatest hero of the 25th century.
I'm worshiped by billions.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Until someone gets hurt.
It's not gonna happen.
Trust me.
Besides I know what this is really about.
You can't stand the fact that people are choosing me over you, right? I understand.
I get it.
You want the glory, don't you? I'm gonna give you your chance to claim it.
Right through here, I'm about to get the key to the city.
And history says whoever gets the key becomes this city's man of steel.
Or gold.
All you gotta do is show me up.
Reveal yourself to the world.
Put that suit on display and steal my thunder.
What do you say? The suit doesn't make the hero.
A hero's made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reasons that he makes them.
A hero brings out the best in people.
I don't doubt that behind that star, there is a hero but I haven't seen him.
Not yet.
I knew you wouldn't have the cajones to smile for the camera, Clark.
I knew it.
They're ready for you.
That's my cue.
Oh, and, Clark hang up the glasses and the red-and-blue suit.
You're not gonna be needing them anymore.
The world has me now.
Take a shot in the dark Take a shot in the dark Okay, let's rehearse this one more time.
Thank you, Mr.
Mayor.
Thank you all for this opportunity to protect and serve this great city of Metropolis.
And then you would say: "Now me and my city would like to thank you the powerful, the intelligent the humble Booster Gold.
" Oh, my God.
Oh! Targeting.
- Destroy.
- Don't.
No.
Stop.
Stop.
Don't.
Skeets, this wasn't supposed to happen.
What's going on? Don't.
No.
I have no record of this or our apparent attacker, sir.
It appears Clark Kent may be correct.
Our presence here has made my historical data somewhat inaccurate.
I'm sorry.
Booster.
What are you gonna do? Okay.
No.
No.
May I offer a piece of advice from your former career, sir? Football? Go big or go home.
I'm sorry.
The Blur.
Hey.
No.
No.
One move, bug I will zap you to honeybee heaven.
I can't I can't do I can't do anything.
Mr.
Gold? - You're that kid.
- I can't control this suit.
Please help me.
Listen, kid, I'm sorry I blew you off earlier.
- You can help me.
You're a hero.
- No, I'm not.
Not like you think I am, kid.
But, listen, you can be.
Someone once told me that the suit doesn't make the hero, so you fight it.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
Fight it.
You can be a hero.
You just have to have faith in what you are and what you're gonna be.
It's your choice, kid.
You choose.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I can I can do this.
Yeah, I can do this.
I can I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Kid you all right? - Yeah.
- All right.
Oh.
Whoa.
Thanks.
Yeah.
It's all right.
You surprised me.
I surprised myself.
But still, I screwed up, major.
I thought if I did everything you did or are going to do I'd take your spot in history.
Question is, why? Why? I forget you've never felt it.
The rush of being out there and being that miracle that people are hoping for.
Looking people in the eye and letting them know, "You're gonna be safe.
" Oh, man, you never wanna let that feeling end.
That poor kid down there, he took the brunt of my ego, Clark.
I always knew all of this was gonna blow up in my face sooner or later.
I mean, it always does.
The truth is, I am from the future, but I'm no hero.
I was a sports star who started betting on his own games.
And then I started throwing them.
It was easier to lose than try to win.
You still feel that way now? No.
I don't.
But the damage is done now.
I mean, in the future, I got caught.
My fame, my fortune, went right down the toilet along with my dignity and my reputation and You were right.
I stole the ring.
I stole the suit, even Skeets.
Affirmative, sir.
I came here to make a fresh start and I made all the same mistakes.
My own sister, she said the exact same thing to me when my football career ended.
She said, "The suit doesn't make the hero.
" You helped Jaime break free of that scarab.
I was using your words.
It doesn't matter.
The fact is, in the moment, you believed them.
So did he.
Look, I, uh I better get heading back.
When you still have work to do here? Ted Kord agreed to remove the scarab.
But Jaime will need someone to watch over him.
I know.
It's not the front-page victory you were looking for but it's an important one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know what? I got some advice for you too.
What's that? The Blur.
No, no, no.
It sounds like a roller coaster or something.
You need something strong.
You need something simple.
Something that actually starts with that S you wear.
Something super.
You gotta brand it, baby, you know? I'll start brainstorming.
All right.
Oh, Clark.
You're an XL, right? This boy is absolutely unique.
He managed to shut down the scarab.
I'm guessing not everyone has what it takes to do that.
Does this mean you'll be able to remove it from him? No.
I mean, will that take away the power it gives me? - Yes, but - I wanna learn how to use them.
I wanna be a hero like Booster Gold.
I don't know, kid, you know? What do you say we give Miss Lane here an exclusive on the real hero of the day? Huh? Let's take this interview outside.
Congratulations on the promotion, Lois.
What's the catch? No catch.
You deserved it.
I guess I went a little too far trying to compete.
I so badly wanted to be the voice of a hero too, that I nearly lost my head.
Figuratively and literally.
Thankfully, I didn't.
You wanna know how to be a great reporter? Do it your way.
Be yourself.
What's with the box? Moving on? Oh, moving in.
You may be going upstairs, but I'll be keeping cozy right down here.
Just a few desks over.
Is that the last of it, Lois? Clark, meet your new desk buddy.
Really? I'm so sorry.
Lois, Clark's nice and all, if you wanna invest in a fixer-upper, but he's no Blur.
No.
No, he's not.
After seeing all the trouble that Booster went through, hiding his insecurities I think I can make the glasses work.
- But - But what, Smallville? You owned it.
You went from sleek to geek in under 24 hours.
What could be wrong with that? I saw the way Cat looked at me.
I also heard what she said.
Yeah, and it's perfect.
It's not perfect.
Lois, it doesn't matter what people say about me.
This is about you.
Me? You see, I can fly under the radar.
I can live down expectations of Clark Kent as long as the Blur's out there saving people, but But what? What are people gonna think about you? The strong and extremely sexy Lois Lane wants to marry this new Clark Kent? How could they ever understand that you'd be interested in this? Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there.
Oh, trust me, Smallville.
We can make this work.
Oh, boy, can we.