So Random! (2011) s01e16 Episode Script

Lemonade Mouth

And now, a few announcement from your candidates for student body president.
Mark Stein says he'll be the best class president, but what does his permanent record say? 3 detentions! 2 tardies! And "D" in GYM! Shouldn't your class president be more than just talk? Vote for Leyla Smith.
I got an "A" in GYM and look great in hats.
Paid for by Leyla Smith's mom.
Leyla Smith says she looks great in hats, but you know who else said they look great in hats? Attila The Hun! Are Leyla Smith and a murderous hun the same person? Why take a chance? Vote Mark Stein for Class President.
He hasn't killed anybody.
Paid for by Mark Stein's allowance.
Hi there.
I'm Layla Smith - Candidate for Class President.
With all the talk out there about me being a murderous hun, we're ignoring the real issues that students care about like why can't Mark Stein see his own reflection? Why can't he eat garlic? Why does he sleep upside down in his own locker? Mark Stein, come out into the light and prove you're not a vampire.
Paid for by the Mark Sterin will never prove he's not a vampire foundation.
Hi, I'm Mark Stein.
If I'm the vampire then why does Leyla Smith suck the life out of every party she goes to? Paid for by the Leyla Smith is dull foundation.
At least get invited to parties.
Paid for by the Mark Stein has no friends foundation.
I do so have friends.
Paid for by the "I do so have friends" foundation.
Cousins don't count.
Paid for by the "Cousins don't count" foundation.
At least my cousins can count.
Paid for by the Leyla Smith's family is stupid, then why does Mark Stein doodle it in all of his notebooks? Oh yeah? Then why does Leyla Smith write "Mrs.
Leyla Stein" all over her jeans? Wait.
You saw that? You've seen my doodles? I love your doodles.
You look great in hats.
Vote for Leyla Smith.
Paid for by the "Bet ya didn't see that coming" foundation.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down - shake that, shake that all around.
- "So random!" Give it up for the cast of So Random! Hey, everybody, we've got a great show for you tonight.
Lemonade Mouth is here! We are super pumped to have you guys on the show tonight.
Thank you.
We're super excited to be here.
- Yeah, we're huge fans of So Random! - Oh, yeah.
Funny you say that because we are huger fans of Lemonade Mouth.
Actually, you inspired us so much, - we decided to start our own band - Yep.
"So Random" Mouth.
Okay, so you just added "Mouth" to the end of your show's name.
But wait until you hear the name of our super awesome new song "Determine Nine.
" Okay, I get it 'cause it's one more than "Determin-ate.
" - Yes! - Strike a pose! Kazoo time! Oh yeah! Sorry, you all play the Kazoo? You Ka-know it.
Stand back and be dazzled.
Determin-one, determin-two Determin-three .
And it sort of just goes on like that until nine.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- Okay.
- So what do you think? - Yeah.
Okay, well, we actually brought along another cast member from the movie.
So why don't we let him tell you? - Your Kazoos Ka-stink.
- Wha ?! Excuse me, sir, I don't need to stand up here and take your insults, because I can get that kind of treatment at home from my brother.
Yeah Yeah! - Grady, don't listen to that guy.
- I'm not.
Hit it! Determin-one, determin-two, determin-three .
We're really excited to be here.
Stick around.
Yeah, you'll be hearing us perform later.
- Yes! - Whoo! Shake that shake that all around .
It's time for "Talkin' to Girls" with your host, my sweet boy, Chester McFowler.
Uh, yeah, hi.
And welcome to "Talking to Girls.
" I'm Chester McFowler and my parents rented this studio space and forced me to host a talk show as a way to get comfortable talking to girls.
- You can do it, son.
- Yeah, that's my dad.
He's my biggest fan.
You better believe it, boy.
I'm behind you 100%.
Whoo! Okay, the first girl I will try to talk to is my next door neighbor Olivia Grant.
Known her since the day you were born, son.
Easy pickings.
Yeah, talking to me should be as easy as pie.
Maybe we could go to the I'm sorry, Mr.
McFowler.
I can't hear a word he said.
That's my mom.
I gotta go.
You're a team player, Olivia.
Same time next week.
That was great, son.
You didn't throw up that time.
We're making some progress.
The next girl I will try to talk to is cheer captain Kristen Crenshaw.
Dad, I've had a crush on her forever.
I can't talk to her.
I can't talk to her.
Son, you are a McFowler, and there's no can't in McFowler.
That's my boy.
- Okay.
- Hey! This isn't Laker Girl tryouts! I'm not leaving till I get my Laker Girl tryout.
- Yeah - Stick with plan A, son.
- Plan A.
- Plan A, okay.
A, A.
Plan A.
A, A, A.
A, A, plan A.
Go with plan B, son.
Plan B.
B.
B! That's plan C, son.
Ew! Get back up to bat, buddy.
- Get rid of the mug.
Hide the evidence.
- Right.
The final girl I will try to talk to tonight is Oh no, this can't be right TV star Bridgit Mendler? Dad, how did you get her on - Sold the house to get her here, son.
- What?! Wow, thankyou for having me on your show.
Oh, he's turning blue, Larry.
Okay, don't put her on a pedestal, son.
Okay, just breath, Chester.
Say whatever's on your mind.
I really don't get your show.
"Good Luck Charlie"? Yeah.
Let's start with the name "Good Luck Charlie.
" What kind of title is that? It doesn't even rhyme.
Whoo! He's talking to girls.
He's talking to girls! Okay, so your issue with the show is that it doesn't rhyme? And another thing, why don't you just give Charlie the advice in person? - She's a baby.
- Where you going? You got somewhere to be in 10 years? Come on now.
Whoo! Ha ha ha! Whoo! - Excuse me, but - Can I talk? Can I talk? Because the show is "Talking to Girls," not "Listening to Bridgit Mendler.
" You were kinda yackin' if you ask me.
He doesn't mean it, Bridgit.
No one has talked to me like that before ever.
And you know what? - I appreciate your honesty.
- Well, thanks.
Actually, I'd like to talk to you about this more.
How about over dinner? Yeah, I know some places around town.
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa, just breathe.
Let it all out.
Letting it out.
Ugh-hh! And, Charlie, this is why you should never go on a talk show called "Talking to Girls with Chester McFowler" no matter how much his father pays you.
Good luck, Charlie.
Coming up next on "So Random!" Oh my scars! Ron and Hermione! Haggis! "Meet Manny McPhee.
" "So Random!" Harry Potter, boy wizard, hero.
Now that they have run out of movies, he faces his biggest challenge The real world.
And here's your seat right here.
Enjoy the film.
By the way, Hockey Cat wins the cup.
Spoiler alert.
I said that out of order, didn't I? I'm sorry.
That's on me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my scars! No way! This is awesome.
Ron and Hermione.
What are the chances? It's me, Harry, remember? Your best friend.
We saved the world together, - seven times.
- Yes, Harry, we know.
You tell us every time we see you, which is all the time.
What is he doing here? I thought tonight was supposed to be just about the two of us.
Well, no, it's about the three of us.
Yay! It's about the three of us.
We're best friends.
Because I work here.
Did you know that? Watch this.
Gummius removius! Ew! Ew! Ew! All right, let's just focus on us, Hermione.
Got your favorite kind of popcorn buttered.
Oh, Ron.
It's Hagrid.
Hagrid, hey! Hagrid, Hagrid, hey! - Harry, come on! - Oh wait, no.
False alarm.
False alarm.
That's just the hairy fella that sleeps in the theater.
Hey, Roger.
Roger, hey, it's me, Harry, hey! He's great.
He's really great.
The light are going down.
It's my favorite part.
This is so cool.
It's super cool! All right, movie's starting.
He'll have to leave.
- All right, guys, scooch over.
- Harry Buttius scoochius.
That was a spell.
All right! Harry, I'm kind of on a date here.
Ron, shh.
No talking during the movie.
Cinema policy.
Silly goose.
You're a silly goose.
And you're a silly goose too.
You're a silly goose.
I'm a silly goose.
- We're all silly gooses! - Hey, shh! Shh! Oh, right, shh shh.
Everybody, be quiet.
Be quiet.
Shh-shh-shh! Watch out for your coach, hockey cat! Watch out! He's the one who betrays you in the end.
Spoiler alert.
I did it again.
I'm sorry.
That's on me.
Hey, don't boo me, muggles.
Actually, they're right to boo you and I'm gonna boo you too.
Boo! Look, here's a spoiler alert You're the boy who lives in the past.
We graduated Hogwarts.
The world is safe.
We don't need to spend every second together.
You're right, guys.
Excuse me.
I think somebody cursed my eye with a crying spell.
I'm just gonna go.
Don't feel bad.
Don't feel bad.
It's all right.
I'll just go hang out with my parents instead.
It's gonna be okay.
Oh oh, wait a minute.
That's right.
How could I possibly forget they're dead?! I guess I'll just go hang out with Dumbledore, uncle Sirius or Hedwig or Dobby, right-o.
Oh wait, that's right.
They're dead too! They're dead! Just be strong, Ron.
Focus on the film.
Let's go back to work then.
All right, Harry! You can stay.
Really? Yay! Point, Gryffindor! Harry? Harry, I'm sorry.
You're the worst usher in the world.
You're fired.
You two, you're banned from the theater forever for being friends with him, - so let's go.
Come on.
- What? - Yeah, get out.
- This is great.
This is brilliant.
That means we have more time to hang out together.
Pity, though.
We're gonna miss the part where it's revealed the Hockey Cat is actually a dog who's been dreaming the whole time.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler.
I'm sorry.
I did it again.
Out! Get out! Get out! This was Harry Potter in the real world.
Once upon a time, in theaters this fall, the Herman family had children so wretched, even Nanny McPhee couldn't handle them.
Your boys are the worst monsters I've ever met.
- I quit! - Ha ha! Sam, this is our 15th nanny in 15 days.
There's gotta be somebody Sam Herman can sue.
Honey, you can't sue your way out of every problem.
Let's pull out mom's tooth.
Little did they know, help was only a bagpipe away.
Sam Herman hears bagpipes.
Meet Manny McPhee.
Your cookies better taste good because you could be the ugliest blossom scout Sam Herman's ever seen.
With an unintelligible nanny named Manny, the Hermans' lives were about to get a little more Manny-ageable.
Hurry up, Dandlies! Skinny Malinky long legs.
And you Topsin Bairn.
I'm not doing whatever you just told me to do.
Oh, ohh! Ohhh.
Uh, no? With the help they never expected, from a person with no references, one man-ny would change their lives forever.
Haggis! Says right here that haggis is "chopped heart and lungs cooked in a sheep's stomach.
" Gross! You think he's saying if we don't clean up our stuff, - he's gonna make us eat that? - Why take the chance? Haggis! So get ready to manny up as this family will discover thet have the right man-ny for the job-y.
Sam, look at our kids.
They've cleaned up all their stuff.
Hey, how'd he get you boys to clean up and stop fighting? The house if clean, but now we don't understand a word they're saying.
They didn't understand his words, but they understood his heart.
Haggis! Oh More "Random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate Push until you can't and then demand more - Determinate, d-determinate - Check it out! "So Random!" .
Give it up for Lemonade Mouth.
Trying hard to fight these tears I'm crazy worried Messing with my head this fear I'm so sorry You know you gotta get it out I can't take it That's what being friends about I, I want to cry I can't deny Tonight I wanna up and hide And get inside It isn't right I gotta live in my life I know I, I know I, I know I gotta do it Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate Push until you can't and then demand more Determinate, d-determinate You and me together We can make it better Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate Hate to feel this way And waste a day - I gotta get myself on stage - Stage I shouldn't wait or be afraid The chips will fall where they may I know I, I know I, I know I gotta do it Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate Push until you can't and then demand more - Determinate, d-determinate - Check it out! You and me together We can make it better Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate It's Wen and I'm heaven-sent use it like a veteran.
Renegade lemonade use it in my medicine.
Go ahead and try to name a band we ain't better then.
Reason why the whole world's picking us instead of them.
People need a breather 'cause they're feeling that adrenaline, stop! Now hurry up and let us in.
Knock! 'Cause we're coming to your house and people keep on smiling.
Like the lemons in their mouths, I'm the real deal, you know how I feel.
While they're in it for the mil, we just in it for a thrill.
Get down now, I ain't playing around.
Put your feet up on the ground and just make that sound bite.
Gotta turn the world into your dance floor.
Determinate, d-determinate.
Push until you can't and then demand more.
Determinate, d-determinate.
You and me together We can make it better Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, d-determinate Come on and, come on and, come on and get it going On the dance floor, on the dance floor D-D-Dance floor D-Determinate .
Give it up for Lemonade Mouth! a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down