So Weird (1999) s01e10 Episode Script

1 DEMONS COME FROM EVERY SIDE IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT OUT OF THE SHADOWS OF MY LIFE IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS IS THE LIGHT SURRENDER WILL WIN THE FIGHT THIS GIRL'S WALKED ON FIRE AND ICE BUT I COME OU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PARADISE PARADISE EVERY KID KNOWS THAT YOU CAN USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU SEE REALITY.
YOU CAN MAKE THE SKY GREEN OR THE TREES PURPLE OR WHATEVER YOU DREAM UP.
THE GREATEST MINDS IN HUMAN HISTORY HAVE EVEN CHANGED THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE SEE THINGS.
LEONARDO DA VINCI WITH HIS INVENTIONS, SIR ISAAC NEWTON WITH HIS THEORIES ABOUT HOW THE UNIVERSE FITS TOGETHER, THEY'VE HELPED ALL OF US SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY, BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO EVEN MORE THAN THAT TO CHANGE NOT ONLY THE WAY WE SEE REALITY, BUT TO CHANGE REALITY ITSELF? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT WE CAN USE OUR MINDS TO READ OTHERS' THOUGHTS OR ACTUALLY MOVE OBJECTS? SOME PEOPLE THINK SO.
SOME PEOPLE EVEN THINK THAT, WITH ENOUGH IMAGINATION, WE CAN CREATE LIFE ITSELF.
10 SECONDS LEF IN REGULATION.
CLU BELL HAS DOMINATED HIS OPPONENT.
HE'S IN A ZONE.
HE'S UNSTOPPABLE.
HE'S SO BUSY TALKING, HIS 10 SECONDS JUST RAN OUT.
OH, YEAH! BEAT THAT.
OKAY, SO WE GO TO OVERTIME.
WHERE I WILL OWN YOU.
SURE.
LOOKING FOR THIS? NICE.
OKAY, LET'S SEE YOU DUNK.
I PRACTICE FREE THROWS, NOT FLYING.
SO CAN I PLAY? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY TWO ON ONE.
WHAT IF I FIND A FOURTH? GOOD LUCK RECRUITING.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM? HEY! YOU WANT TO PLAY? NO, DON'T LEAVE.
COME ON, WE NEED A FOURTH.
I HAVE TO GO.
YOU GOT A FORT IN THERE, HUH? COME ON, BE ON MY TEAM.
I'M FIONA.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? JAMES.
LET'S TAKE THESE GUYS.
YOU BE ON MY TEAM.
THAT'LL BE MOST FAIR.
WHY? BECAUSE YOU AND FI ARE SMALLER.
I CAN SHOO BETTER THAN YOU.
WHOA! I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.
IF YOU DON'T WAN TO PLAY I'LL PLAY.
OKAY.
LET'S GO.
CLU! BACK DOOR! HEY! HEY, JAMES! JAMES! JACK! JAMES! ARE YOU OKAY, JACK? WHAT'S WITH YOU, KID? I WAS GOING FOR THE BALL.
YOU DON'T GET THE BALL BY KNOCKING SOMEBODY DOWN.
YOU FOULED ME BEFORE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DROPPED THE BALL.
IT'S OURS.
JUST LET HIM HAVE IT.
WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LIKE THAT.
WELL, TOO BAD.
JAMES, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? IT'S OUR BALL.
OKAY, GO GET IT.
OH, THAT WAS NICE.
I'LL GO GET IT.
FI! OH, MY GOSH.
ARE YOU OKAY? HOW'D YOU MOVE SO FAST? I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING PULLED ME.
WHERE'S THAT KID? WHO CARES? CAN YOU WALK? YEAH.
I'VE GOT A KILLER HEADACHE, THOUGH.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT? THAT'S GAME.
NO WAY.
SET IT UP.
SET IT UP.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME OUT OF SYMPATHY.
I THOUGHT 'CAUSE OF YOUR CONCUSSION, I MIGHT FINALLY WIN FOR ONCE.
WAS THERE ANYBODY BEHIND ME WHEN THE CAR WAS COMING? NO.
THEN IT WAS HIM.
WHO? THE KID.
JAMES.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT WAS LIKE I GOT YANKED OUT OF MY SHOES.
I BROUGHT YOU SOME ASPIRIN.
HERE'S ANOTHER BLANKET.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD BOOK.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
HOW'S YOUR VISION? IS IT BLURRY? NO, I'M OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR EARS? YOU HAVE ANY RINGING IN THERE? REALLY, I'M DOING FINE.
I THINK THE DOCTOR WAS RIGHT.
SHE JUST NEEDS TO RES FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I'M NOT STAYING IN ALL WEEKEND.
I'M NOT GOING TO NEGOTIATE ON THIS.
MOM, I'M FINE.
HEY, SOMEBODY HERE NEED ICE CREAM? IT COULD GIVE HER A HEADACHE.
SHE ALREADY HAS A HEADACHE.
I'M FINE! I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY DANGER I'LL PASS OUT IN THE BOWL.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
WE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
YOU NEED TO REST AND YOU NEED TO REHEARSE.
I'LL BE UP FRON IF YOU NEED ME.
BYE, HONEY.
MAYBE I CAN WIN IF YOUR VISION GETS BLURRY.
UH, JACK? COULD YOU HOLD ON? YEAH.
WHAT'S UP? CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? I'M NOT PLAYING CHECKERS WITH YOU, FI.
NO, I, UHWANTED YOU TO GO BACK TO THE PARK FOR ME.
HOW COME? I WANT YOU TO GO FIND JAMES.
FI, HE ALMOS GOT YOU KILLED.
NO, ACTUALLY, I THINK MAYBE HE PROTECTED ME.
HE ROLLED THE BALL INTO THE STREE RIGHT IN FRONT OF A CAR.
COME ON, JACK, I HAVE TO STAY IN ALL WEEKEND.
DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT HIM.
COULD YOU JUST ASK HIM TO COME HERE SO I CAN TALK TO HIM? THERE IS NO WAY.
WHY NOT? HOW HARD DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD? THAT KID IS MESSED UP.
HE DIDN'T EVEN STICK AROUND TO SEE IF YOU WERE OKAY.
COME ON, JACK.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT.
I JUST DON'T GE MY SISTER.
IS THIS SOMETHING NEW? SHE WANTS ME TO GO LOOK FOR THAT KID FOR HER.
YOU KNOW, THE KID FROM THE PARK.
IS SHE MAD AT HIM? NOW, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, BUT NO, SHE'S GO A FEELING ABOUT HIM.
SHE WANTS TO TALK TO HIM.
ANYBODY ELSE WOULD WANT TO FLUSH HIM.
NOBODY EVER ACCUSED FIONA OF GOING WITH THE CROWD.
YEAH.
WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO GO LOOK FOR HIM.
MR.
B, COME ON.
SHE'S WRONG ABOUT THIS KID.
HOW DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT HIM, TOO, AND IT'S A BAD ONE.
OH, I SEE.
SO IT'S YOUR HUNCH AGAINST HERS.
MY HUNCH IS BASED IN REALITY.
JACK, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20s, I USED TO WORK IN THIS BIKER BAR.
I HAD HAIR DOWN TO HERE, AND MY ENTIRE WARDROBE CONSISTED OF HARLEY DAVIDSON T-SHIRTS WITH THE SLEEVES RIPPED OFF.
WHAT WOULD YOUR HUNCH HAVE BEEN ABOUT ME? GIVE ME THAT! WHOA.
HEY, I WAS JUST LOOKING.
ALL RIGHT? YOU BETTER NOT HAVE WRECKED ANYTHING.
I'M SORRY, OKAY? THOSE PICTURES YOU DREW, THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.
IS THAT SOME SORT OF SUPERVILLAIN YOU MADE UP? GET OUT OF HERE.
FINE.
LOOK, MY SISTER WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY? I GUESS SHE THINKS THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT YOU.
ASIDE FROM YOUR SERIOUS LACK OF PEOPLE SKILLS.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
YEAH.
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER, OUR BUS IS PARKED OUTSIDE THE DOWD HOTEL.
YOU LIVE IN A BUS? YEAH, IT'S A TOUR BUS.
MY MOM'S A SINGER.
SO, STOP BY, AND WE'LL BUY YOU A SODA OR SOMETHING.
OKAY? YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE.
LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE PEACE HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE! OW! WHAT'D YOU DO, YOU LITTLE JERK? I SAID GO! NO PROBLEM.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
HOW DO YOU HAVE A PARTY ON A COMPUTER? NO, I JUST CALLED I A PARTY ROOM.
IT'S A CHATROOM, SO, LIKE, ME, CANDY, GABE CAN GET TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME AND TYPE BACK AND FORTH AND TALK ABOUT STUFF.
WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL SO OLD? FI, MESSAGE DELIVERED, NO MORE FAVORS, SUBJECT CLOSED.
YOU SAW JAMES? THE KID FROM THE PARK? I GAVE THE KID A SECOND CHANCE.
NOW I DON'T LIKE HIM TWICE AS MUCH AS I USED TO.
IS HE GOING TO COME TALK TO ME? I TOLD HIM WHERE WE ARE.
EVEN THA WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA.
FI IS IT SO HARD TO LET ME LOOK AFTER YOU? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME? HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED? PRINCE CHARMING PUSHED ME OVER AGAIN.
WHAT THAT KID LACKS IN PERSONALITY HE MAKES UP FOR IN SPEED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE TIED MY SHOELACES TOGETHER WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING THE LITTLE TWERP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DID IT.
WE WERE TALKING THE WHOLE TIME.
IRENE SAYS IT'S TIME FOR SOUND CHECK.
GIVE YOU A HAND? OH, YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT, HONEY.
YOU OKAY, BABY? I'M OKAY.
ARE YOU OKAY? I'M OKAY.
FIONA, NO MORE TRIPS TO THE PARK TO SEE THIS KID, JAMES.
I DON'T WAN ANYBODY GETTING HURT.
MOM, HE'S NOT BAD.
NO, NO, NO.
HONEY, I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
OKAY? WAIT, JACK YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM DO IT, RIGHT? THE SHOELACE THING.
THEN IT'S TRUE.
HE MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF POWER.
FI, I DIDN'T MEAN I LIKE THAT.
I WASN'T SURE BEFORE, BUT WHAT HE DID TO YOU PROVES IT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WON'T TAKE CREDI FOR ANY OF THIS WEIRD STUFF.
THE KID'S A JERK.
MY ELBOW WILL HEAL.
CASE CLOSED.
THAT'S OKAY, BIG BROTHER.
THIS'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
FI, ARE YOU THERE? JAMES? HI.
CAN I COME IN? MY MOM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU COMING TO SEE ME.
WHAT? NOTHING.
COME ON UP.
THANKS.
I HAVE A DOOR.
I'M REALLY SORRY YOU GOT HURT.
YOU DID SOMETHING TO HELP ME, DIDN'T YOU? NO.
I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE I MEAN RIGHT WHEN I ALMOS GOT HIT BY THAT CAR IT WAS LIKE YOU ALMOST GRABBED ME.
THAT WASN'T ME.
I KNOW, YOU WERE TOO FAR AWAY, BUT I THINK IT WAS YOU.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING SOME STUFF UP ON THE WEB.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PSYCHOKINESIS? LOOK, I JUST CAME TO SAY I'M SORRY.
I'VE GOT TO GO NOW.
I'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG.
NO, WAIT.
YOU JUST GOT HERE.
IT'S NOT SAFE.
HE KNOWS I'M HERE.
WHO? IS SOMEONE HASSLING YOU? I'VE GOT TO GO.
JAMES, I I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
WHY WOULD YOU? COULD YOU JUST SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND? FINE, STAND.
THIS IS ABOU PSYCHOKINESIS.
PK.
PEOPLE WITH THIS ABILITY CAN MOVE THINGS AROUND WITH THEIR MINDS.
THAT'S HOW YOU STOPPED ME FROM GETTING HIT BY THAT CAR.
IT WASN'T ME.
IT'S THE SAME WAY YOU TIED JACK'S SHOELACES.
IT'S NOT ME! IT'S HIM! I MADE HIM UP WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND NOW HE WON' LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'VE TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM, BUT I CAN'T.
THERE'S NO IMAGINARY FRIEND.
THIS IS YOU.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
NO ONE BELIEVES ME.
I BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON HERE.
HE'S REAL.
I DRAW THESE PICTURES OF HIM SO HE'LL BE HAPPIER AND HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE SOMETIMES.
JAMES, THERE IS NO "HIM.
" THOSE ARE YOUR FEELINGS.
I HAVE TO GO.
KIDS WITH THE PK ABILITY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE IT.
JUST WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS.
THEY GET ALL MAD, AND A CHAIR WILL FLY ACROSS THE ROOM.
LET ME GO.
SEE? HE ALWAYS FINDS ME! JAMES, WAIT! JAMES! HEY, HEY, WHO ARE YOU? JAMES, WAIT UP.
LET ME GO! JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME! ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH, I'M OKAY.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHO IS THAT? THE KID FROM THE PARK.
MAN, THAT MOZAR MUST'VE PUT ME IN DREAMLAND.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'VE HAD IT OUT WITH SOME IRATE BIKERS, BUT I NEVER MET ONE THAT COULD THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM, AND THAT'S WHA JAMES JUST DID.
I FELT HIS HAND RIGHT ON MY CHEST.
UH, EXCUSE ME, MR.
B, I'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT SOMETHING.
FI? FIONA, HONEY, DO YOU NEED ME TO GET ANYTHING BEFORE I FIONA? JACK! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SISTER WENT? MY USUAL GUESS WOULD BE SOMEWHERE SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
SHE GOES OU WHEN I TELL HER NOT TO, SHE'S NOT WEARING HER SLING, AND HER ROOM IS COVERED WITH COMPUTER PRINTOUTS.
I'LL HAVE TO PU AN ELECTRONIC BRACELE ON THAT CHILD.
WHAT'S A TULPA? "A MAGICAL CREATURE "CREATED BY CONCENTRATED THOUGHT.
"AN ALTERNATE EXPLANATION "FOR INCIDENTS OF MOVING OBJECTS "USUALLY ASCRIBED TO POLTERGEISTS OR PSYCHOKINESIS.
" JAMES.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR JAMES.
SHOW TAKE ME TO JAMES.
MOM, YOU HAVE AN IN-STUDIO WITH THAT DJ GUY IN 20 MINUTES.
SO I'LL CANCEL IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL GO.
MOM, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
OKAY, BUT LISTEN, TAKE THE CELL PHONE, AND PAGE ME WHEN YOU FIND HER.
OKAY.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
JAMES, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
NO, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU, BUT LOOK, HE DID IT TO ME.
THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GO TO STAY AWAY FROM ME.
HE'LL HURT YOU.
HE HURTS EVERYONE.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THIS HAS HAPPENED TO.
THERE'S EVEN A NAME FOR IT.
THE THING YOU CREATED, IT'S CALLED A TULPA.
THEY SAY YOU HAVE TO THINK REALLY HARD TO CREATE IT.
JAMES, PLEASE.
JUST WAIT, PLEASE.
BEFORE MY GRANDMA TOOK ME IN, I LIVED IN A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT FOSTER HOMES, NEVER FOR MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS.
NEVER GOT TO KNOW ANYONE.
SO I STARTED THINKING ABOUT A FRIEND.
I MEAN, THE FRIEND I WISH I HAD.
HE WAS BIG, STRONG, FUN THAT'S HOW HE USED TO BE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT SO MEAN.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
THE LONGER THEY'RE AROUND, THE MORE THEY GE A MIND OF THEIR OWN.
I CAN'T CONTROL HIM AT ALL.
YEAH, YOU CAN.
WHY DO YOU THINK HE PULLED ME OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CAR? YOU CAN STOP THIS THING FROM HURTING PEOPLE.
NO.
HE'S TOO STRONG.
HE'S NOT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I FOUND OUT? IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO, YOU'VE JUST GOT TO THINK HARD, AND YOU CAN GET RID OF HIM.
FOREVER.
HEY! HE HEARD YOU.
WHAT? HE HEARD YOU SAY GET RID OF HIM.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
JAMES! JAMES! RUN! PLEASE RUN! I'M NOT RUNNING, JAMES! YOU CAN DO THIS! YOU CAN DO IT! MAN COME ON, JAMES, THINK HARD! THINK HARD! FI! NO! STOP IT.
JAMES? FI, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO GET HURT.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANYONE TO GET HURT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT.
YES, WE'RE OKAY.
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
IN A MINUTE.
CAN'T YOU TRUST ME? I'LL WAIT OVER HERE.
YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? THAT WAS YOU.
YEAH.
TOLD YOU.
LISTEN, RIGHT HERE, THIS IS MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.
I WANT YOU TO WRITE ME AND TELL ME HOW IT TURNS OUT.
OKAY? OKAY, BYE.
SO I THINK I'LL CALL I "SHE SELLS.
" IS IT ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE DOING JINGLES? IT'S MY REVENGE.
SO, MOM, WHAT'VE YOU GOT SO FAR? ALL I'VE GO ARE THE CHORDS.
E, C, D, A.
OKAY, YOU GUYS? OKAY, CHECK IT OUT.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HI.
HEY, JAMES.
HI, JAMES.
I'M MOLLY.
OH, THE SINGER.
MY MOM HAD A PRETTY VOICE, TOO.
I'M SURE SHE DID.
WHAT'S GOING ON, JAMES? YOU WANT TO GO BACK AND TALK? YOU CAN USE THE DOOR.
WELL, ACTUALLY, I I CAME TO TALK TO JACK.
ME? YEAH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
'CAUSE THE OTHER ONE GOT LOST.
THANKS, MAN.
NO PROBLEM.
OKAY, SEE YOU.
UM, JAMES WE COULD BREAK IT IN IF YOU WANT.
OKAY.
LET'S GO.
YOU 'KNOW, JAMES, THAT E-MAIL ADDRESS MY SISTER GAVE YOU, THAT WORKS FOR ME TOO.
I TOLD YOU HE WAS OKAY.
YOU SURE DO PICK INTERESTING FRIENDS.
I GUESS I'M LUCKY THAT WAY.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IT'S KIND OF COOL.
THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD DO IF YOU HAD THIS BIG INVISIBLE PERSON TO HELP YOU WITH STUFF.
YEAH.
MAYBE THEN I COULD GET YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM.
SORRY.
FORGIVEN.
IF YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER OF YOUR OWN SOMEDAY, I HOPE SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU.