Sonic Boom (2014) s01e10 Episode Script
Dude, Where's My Eggman?
Grrr! Dr Eggman's evil-fireman robot is running loose! Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine? Oh, I don't know.
Experience? You're fired, pal! [laughs.]
Get it? No, I guess not.
Shouldn't firemen put out fires? Hello! That's the irony! It's the evil opposite of a fireman.
I mean, I assume.
Sonic! The evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house! Sonic! Evil anti-fire bot is putting a kitten in a tree! Go evil fireman! OK, I admit it.
It's mine.
Evil robots are what I do! Why stop if you're good at it? This has gone on long enough.
I, um left the oven on.
Ha, looks like that robot is fired! Hey! No one laughed when I said it.
-Miaow.
-Sticks, -could you get that kitten? -Sure thing, Sonic! Um Sticks? Sticks? Sticks! Miaow.
Miaow.
What? Sticks, we want to talk about how you treat animals.
It's not a good idea to shake kittens out of trees.
They know the law of the jungle.
Trees are no-kitten zones! That's a real law? You should get a pet! It would help you learn to love animals.
-Don't you think, Sonic? -Yes, absolutely.
Then you can take Sticks pet shopping right now.
No.
Absolutely not.
I hate cute, fuzzy and adorable! See? Too cute.
Too fuzzy.
Too adorable.
[yawns.]
It's Oh, It's -Disgusting? -The least objectionable option! Oh! Who's a little cluster-wuster? [tinny bark.]
I'm going to name him Buster! Buster the Cluster? When I said get a pet, I didn't think you'd come back with something so Wonderful? -Ucky.
-Sticks, are you sure you want to keep this Cluster? Ahem.
It's Buster! Finally I've an adorable pet that doesn't disgust me.
[burps.]
Ew! Buster got slime in my fur! That just means he loves you.
[groans.]
[barking.]
[Burps.]
Who's a hungry little cluster? Who's a hungry-wungry cluster-wuster, huh? Would Buster like a French fry? I don't want any.
-They've got slime on 'em! -Oh, no, no, no.
We only eat organic garbage now, don't we, Buster? Help! Someone is robbing the DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse! Seriously, help! Cybernetic tentacles? Check! Deadly nanobots? Check! Evil spare parts? Check! These people have everything! Look! It's Sonic! Let's grab the boxes and go.
Henchbots, you take care of them.
They've gone around back! Someone stop them! I got 'em! Quick, Sticks, head 'em off! I don't want to put Buster in danger! Besides, it's his walk time.
[barking.]
[barking.]
-We have to talk.
-Oh, no! I'm afraid so, Sticks.
You bought him a cluster-sock for our one-week anniversary, but you didn't know I already made him one.
No! Buster's getting in the way of everything! He ruined our chance to stop those robots! He got slime all over my equipment! [burps.]
First you say you want me to have a pet.
Then you say you don't want me to have a pet.
I know what's going on here.
A massive government mind-control experiment! That's one theory.
The other is we just want you to discipline him.
Show some Waaah! Forget it! Either Buster goes, or we do! Well, if Buster goes, I go! And I'm not going! Oh.
I guess that means we go.
Wait, this is my house.
Oh! Hello.
I was just stopping by with a present for Cluster! A present? For Buster? Since little Buster here was created in my lab, I still feel like a father to him.
-You created Buster? -I did.
And now I want to give him this little present.
Wait a minute! Are you sure this cluster isn't just another evil robot built to destroy No, it's not another evil robot! It's an evil slime-bot! It's totally different! A slime-bot is a robot covered in disgusting goo.
[growls.]
Is that the tentacle from the warehouse? Oh, please! I used that tentacle as a back-scratcher.
And when I was done scratching, I used it to build him.
I think I'll need a little help with the cluster here! No! Don't make me hurt my beloved Buster! Well, I never liked him much.
Did I say, "never liked"? I meant, "never got to know.
" All right, Buster.
The hammer's coming down! Or up, as the case may-- Waah! [evil laugh.]
Aha! Uh-oh.
Good boy, Cluster-bot! Now, get her! [buster growls.]
-Buster won't attack you! -Aw, that's sweet! No! I mean, if you can stop him, now's the time! -Oh! -Buster, don't do this.
You're good inside! Remember all the times we had? Yeah, I don't remember any of that either.
And now, my clustery friend, finish them! Uh-oh.
Buster! No! No eat friends! Bad Cluster! Bad Cluster! What? No! Good Cluster! Eat friends! Buster, sit! No! Stand! Be evil! [whimpers.]
No! Buster, take out the trash! [growls.]
No! No! I'm never making one of these agaaaaaain! Now give the bone back.
Good Cluster.
Ah! [laugh.]
Buster, it turns out you were an evil robot.
So, maybe you're not pet material.
I guess this is goodbye.
Have fun out there in the big world.
Hey, guys.
I found a giant octopus! Think I can keep him? Changed my mind.
Help!
Experience? You're fired, pal! [laughs.]
Get it? No, I guess not.
Shouldn't firemen put out fires? Hello! That's the irony! It's the evil opposite of a fireman.
I mean, I assume.
Sonic! The evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house! Sonic! Evil anti-fire bot is putting a kitten in a tree! Go evil fireman! OK, I admit it.
It's mine.
Evil robots are what I do! Why stop if you're good at it? This has gone on long enough.
I, um left the oven on.
Ha, looks like that robot is fired! Hey! No one laughed when I said it.
-Miaow.
-Sticks, -could you get that kitten? -Sure thing, Sonic! Um Sticks? Sticks? Sticks! Miaow.
Miaow.
What? Sticks, we want to talk about how you treat animals.
It's not a good idea to shake kittens out of trees.
They know the law of the jungle.
Trees are no-kitten zones! That's a real law? You should get a pet! It would help you learn to love animals.
-Don't you think, Sonic? -Yes, absolutely.
Then you can take Sticks pet shopping right now.
No.
Absolutely not.
I hate cute, fuzzy and adorable! See? Too cute.
Too fuzzy.
Too adorable.
[yawns.]
It's Oh, It's -Disgusting? -The least objectionable option! Oh! Who's a little cluster-wuster? [tinny bark.]
I'm going to name him Buster! Buster the Cluster? When I said get a pet, I didn't think you'd come back with something so Wonderful? -Ucky.
-Sticks, are you sure you want to keep this Cluster? Ahem.
It's Buster! Finally I've an adorable pet that doesn't disgust me.
[burps.]
Ew! Buster got slime in my fur! That just means he loves you.
[groans.]
[barking.]
[Burps.]
Who's a hungry little cluster? Who's a hungry-wungry cluster-wuster, huh? Would Buster like a French fry? I don't want any.
-They've got slime on 'em! -Oh, no, no, no.
We only eat organic garbage now, don't we, Buster? Help! Someone is robbing the DangerCo Deadly Equipment Warehouse! Seriously, help! Cybernetic tentacles? Check! Deadly nanobots? Check! Evil spare parts? Check! These people have everything! Look! It's Sonic! Let's grab the boxes and go.
Henchbots, you take care of them.
They've gone around back! Someone stop them! I got 'em! Quick, Sticks, head 'em off! I don't want to put Buster in danger! Besides, it's his walk time.
[barking.]
[barking.]
-We have to talk.
-Oh, no! I'm afraid so, Sticks.
You bought him a cluster-sock for our one-week anniversary, but you didn't know I already made him one.
No! Buster's getting in the way of everything! He ruined our chance to stop those robots! He got slime all over my equipment! [burps.]
First you say you want me to have a pet.
Then you say you don't want me to have a pet.
I know what's going on here.
A massive government mind-control experiment! That's one theory.
The other is we just want you to discipline him.
Show some Waaah! Forget it! Either Buster goes, or we do! Well, if Buster goes, I go! And I'm not going! Oh.
I guess that means we go.
Wait, this is my house.
Oh! Hello.
I was just stopping by with a present for Cluster! A present? For Buster? Since little Buster here was created in my lab, I still feel like a father to him.
-You created Buster? -I did.
And now I want to give him this little present.
Wait a minute! Are you sure this cluster isn't just another evil robot built to destroy No, it's not another evil robot! It's an evil slime-bot! It's totally different! A slime-bot is a robot covered in disgusting goo.
[growls.]
Is that the tentacle from the warehouse? Oh, please! I used that tentacle as a back-scratcher.
And when I was done scratching, I used it to build him.
I think I'll need a little help with the cluster here! No! Don't make me hurt my beloved Buster! Well, I never liked him much.
Did I say, "never liked"? I meant, "never got to know.
" All right, Buster.
The hammer's coming down! Or up, as the case may-- Waah! [evil laugh.]
Aha! Uh-oh.
Good boy, Cluster-bot! Now, get her! [buster growls.]
-Buster won't attack you! -Aw, that's sweet! No! I mean, if you can stop him, now's the time! -Oh! -Buster, don't do this.
You're good inside! Remember all the times we had? Yeah, I don't remember any of that either.
And now, my clustery friend, finish them! Uh-oh.
Buster! No! No eat friends! Bad Cluster! Bad Cluster! What? No! Good Cluster! Eat friends! Buster, sit! No! Stand! Be evil! [whimpers.]
No! Buster, take out the trash! [growls.]
No! No! I'm never making one of these agaaaaaain! Now give the bone back.
Good Cluster.
Ah! [laugh.]
Buster, it turns out you were an evil robot.
So, maybe you're not pet material.
I guess this is goodbye.
Have fun out there in the big world.
Hey, guys.
I found a giant octopus! Think I can keep him? Changed my mind.
Help!