South of Nowhere s03e07 Episode Script

Saturday Night is for Fighting

You know that chocolate is an aphrodisiac even if it is on a donut? I like to be prepared.
You came.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so late.
Quango was a nightmare It's ok, you're still here Please don't hate me though, but I can't stay.
- Oh - Blame Kyla Apparently Jake went away to do something, some gig, whatever that means.
So that makes me, her new designated handler.
- Sounds important.
- It's not though.
She's just all needy, and clingy and What was I supposed to do? We're joined at the hip these days and it's only gonna get worse.
Well, she may just be excited about the album.
You know, it's probably what it is, because when I was talking to her about it You haven't told her yet, have you? I haven't found a good time? I think that you just don't want her steal your thunder No, that's not what it is.
This was supposed to be my thing.
She already has The club, and her fame, and the blogger.
My music is all I have.
Well, sometimes it's nice to share things with somebody.
Speaking of sharing Please, tell me that the camera adds like 10 pounds.
Look at that.
Oh, my God! You are in a magazine? How cool is that? Yeah, but look at the caption, it even says "Kyla Davies with sister Ashley.
" Last time I checked, her name was Kyla Woods.
Whatever, this is still so awesome.
Whatever you say.
I'm really sorry, but I do have to go.
Ok.
.
You can keep that, ok? I promise I'll call you later.
- Ok.
- Ok.
Oh my God.
I am so sorry.
Oh, do not worry.
Alright.
It's ok, it's ok.
My shoes were actually just passing me for a latte.
I think the have caffeine issues.
You don't remember me, do you? Your mom, my mom, lame embarrassing attempt to the set up.
- I had diner at your house.
- Oh, Patrick.
What are you up to these days? Oh, right now I'm at SC, trying to pick a major.
I'm not succeeding, kind of just Distracting myself with Farrelly Brothers movies.
Nice.
Oh, yeah, there's a new Ben Stiller.
Yeah, actually I wanted to go see it tonight.
If, if you want to go? You probably have other plans.
Oh, actually, I'm free.
Oh, great, cool.
Hey.
Hey.
Your favorite jeans are ready, In case you want to wear them tonight.
Oh, this is fine.
It's just Patrick.
How was Chelsea today? Any better than yesterday? Physically shes better, but Emotionally it's going to take some time.
Oh, but her parents haven't left her side.
They've really stuck up.
What a difference a year makes, right? Yeah.
- I'm actually going to see her tomorrow.
- Oh you are? - Good - But hum Hey, if you see her there tonight, then give her this She'll get a kick after.
Check out page 14.
Oh, wow.
She looks pretty.
That's all you have to say? She looks pretty and she should save her money? - Mom! - Yes? Hey guys.
- Hey - Hey Dad.
I'm going to the movies, but Whatever she tells you, it's not a date.
- Bye.
- Bye.
What was that all about? What? Is not like I set them up.
- Paula, let it be.
- But? Paula.
Let it be.
There are plenty of other colleges besides USC.
How about Tulane? Oh, come on.
Mardi Gras.
Girls gone wild.
Hurricane Katrina.
We've got to get you out of this punk.
What are you doing tonight? I do not know I'm probably Shooting some moves with Glen.
Ok, lame, and lamer! I've got a better idea.
Let's go to Ego tonight.
You've got to be kidding me.
I thought you hated that place.
I do, but I love to dance, and you've got to get out.
So what do you think? I don't know, though.
Hey, man.
We're still shooting tonight? Aiden is busy tonight.
We're going to Ego.
Excellent.
Count me in.
Everything was it was alright, I just can't take the weather at B.
U.
so I transferred Are you serious? Get a scarf by a jacket.
Oh, I forgot you were in the Midwest.
- Yeah I know somebody here.
- Yeah.
Ok.
Well, I also had a roommate who cooked broccoli On a hot plate for breakfast.
- Oh, that is the deal breaker.
- Two for the 8:30, please.
- Does that cover? - No, no, no.
It's my trade.
- You don't have to do that.
- I know I don't have to.
I want to.
Take.
Thanks.
So how does your girlfriend feel about you going to the movies With random girls you pumped into the large Mall market? Actually we broke up.
- Oh, sorry to hear that.
- No, no, it's It's fine.
Especially because now I'm here with you.
Kyla, who you wearing? This is none of your business.
Hey, look, the Davies sisters.
- Kyla, Ashley.
- He's just doing his job.
Relax, just a couple of pictures.
Tell me about the record deal.
Heard you just got a big one.
What record deal? What is he talking about? Ethan.
If you were going to tip off the stalkerazzi, At least you could've done this giving me a heads up.
You could have given me a heads up.
Look.
It wasn't me.
Someone from New York must have jumped the gun on the press for me.
Someone should be fired.
Who are you? I'm Ethan Marks I met with your sister last week.
Oh, last week.
Thanks.
Not helping at all right now.
Come on, Ashley.
How long are you going to keep me waiting? It's not even a week.
A week is a lifetime in the business.
The deal is not going to be on the table forever.
You see? There is a deal and you were trying to keep me out of it.
It's really a fantastic opportunity and a very special way - In honor for your father? - You really don't have to sell me.
I'm sold.
Tell me, where do I sign.
Nowhere.
They need both of us and they only have one.
- I can not believe you.
- Girls.
They're ears everywhere.
Try and keep it down.
She just can't stand the thought of sharing the spotlight with me.
What? Do you see I didn't say anything? I'm going to let you guys handle this, But I have to fly back to New York by morning.
And I'm going to need an answer tonight.
- This was supposed to be my record deal.
- Oh, My God! Could be anymore selfish? - Can you please keep your voice down? - I'll talk as loud as I want! Not to me.
This is "the business".
Thanks for offer the ride.
I didn't offer.
You left about I had to stop the madness.
- Well, I'm about to go see who's mixing.
- Ok.
Bro, this blows alright, let's roll What are you talking about, man? Is awesome.
Check out the brunette.
No, bro.
You check out the brunette.
I'm leaving.
No you're not.
We're dancing.
What was that with bridezilla? She was horrible.
- She was hilarious.
- She was a cliche.
Ok, then she was a funny cliché.
A marginally funny cliché.
You are beautiful.
I hope you do not mind me saying that.
Patrick You are really nice, it's just Oh, here we go.
You think of me like a brother.
You're just not attracted to me in that way.
Actually, I'm not attracted to any guy in that way.
And nothing is going to happen between us, because I'm gay.
That's cool.
Really? Sure.
But you have to admit that we had a great night tonight.
Yes, as friends.
Look, I've been with guys before Oh, you've never been with me.
Patrick, you can't convert me.
I wouldn't want it.
I'm not into labels.
You know, gay, straight Whatever.
We're all people.
You know? You know, it's the same thing my ex girlfriend used to say.
Smart girl.
More like Non committal.
Anyways, You know, I really had a fun time and you really are a great guy, Patrick, It's just I don't want to misled you into thinking that this is going anywhere.
It doesn't have to go anywhere.
Right where we are it's just fine with me.
So you're cool with just friends? Absolutely.
Dude, she never stops dancing? Damn, she is crazy.
You know what kinda sucks though? Like the hottest chick in the room.
And we both you know, been there, done that button t-shirt.
Bro, could you, maybe not talk about her like she is a themed park? Man, what's up with your butt tonight? - Hey, Aiden.
- Hey.
What happened to the "yoga girl"? - She got a record deal.
- What? Oh, my God.
I'm so excited that you guys are here.
I really want you to meet somebody.
Here, come on.
Are you okay? I need fresh air.
- I thought I was never going to see you again.
- Ash, over here.
Go away.
One more.
Hey bro, back off! Out of my way.
You and Kyla got a fight? Look for a real freaking job.
Love that dress.
- You have anything underneath? - Hey, watch! - Or what? - Look, she is done talking.
She wants me here.
She's just another little fame whore looking for attention.
What did you say? Say it again! It's just what she is.
She'll shave her head to get the bigger picture in the paper than her sister.
Aiden.
- Let's go Boss.
- Hey, Madison, right? - You're here again.
- Not for long.
No, I can't believe it.
This got to be fate.
Does that line really worked for you? I mean, one dancer will be replaced, no problem, but Having 3 fly girls getting injured in a car accident It is a total flu! They're going to be ok in like six months, but JT needs to find replacement this week.
Wait, wait.
JT is for Justin Timberlake? She's isn't interested.
Madison, this guy wants you to tour with Justin Timberlake.
- Come on, that is such a? - Madison.
It's for real.
So, how's your schedule? Not! Aiden, stop it! What are you doing? - Come on - You want more? You had to talk that hard, now get it? Aiden, Aiden, calm down, chill.
- What happened? - What is he? Freak! I'm going to sue his ass.
I'm sure we can work something out.
If you agree to let this go, I will guarantee, an exclusive with the Davies sisters.
Maybe we should get a bodyguard.
What about you? Me? Oh, my God.
You can be our security detail, like on "Outrage".
No, I'm not it to protect anybody right now.
I'll do it.
I mean, hanging out in clubs beats holding on crates and tennis balls at sports time.
OK, you're hired.
Alright! So? Can I tell the money people we have a deal? I don't know, that really depends on Ashley.
Ok, whatever.
There's been enough fights in one night.
- Really? - Well, make the record.
Hey.
What was that back there? I don't know.
Is this about us? No.
I think it never was.
Then what's wrong? Ever since the shooting, it's been bad.
How bad? I have these dreams You know, and I can't make them stop.
And every time Every time something reminds me of being shot you know, loud noises The school It feels like it's happening all over again.
I just can't get right.
I do not know what's happening to me.
I didn't get at USC.
I thought that was only, the only thing that could make it better.
Aiden.
Everything is going to be ok.
I don't know what I'm going to do now.
- Where are you going? - I do not know.
I'm just going.
Admit it, you had a good time.
- It was okay.
- It was just ok? - Patrick, I told you? - Do me a favor.
Don't look at me as a guy, or a date.
I'm just a person who happens to have feelings for you.
Someone who would like to get to know you better.
So Just give it a chance.
I told you it already this, isn't going anywhere.
Why can't you just respect that? - You don't have to - Bye, Patrick.
- Hey.
- What are you, like spying me or something? No, of course not.
Don't get all excited mom.
I'm not getting excited.
Spencer, whatever you want to do, is totally fine.
And just You know what I'll do? I'll just Take my time deciding how you feel.
How I feel about what? About Patrick.
I mean, I'm sure it's very confusing.
I'm not confused mom.
Well, he is a very nice guy.
Oh, yeah? And you know this because All the hours of quality time you've spent with him? Well, just because I haven't spent quality time.
.
You don't know what kind of guy he is I mean, all you know, is that he is a guy.
And at this point, you'll probably settle for any guy, wouldn't you? That is not true.
Mom, Patrick is annoying, and he's arrogant and even if I were straight, I wouldn't go out with him! And guess what? I'm not straight.
- Ok, is this about Carmen? - Ca? No, mom, this is about me.
Carmen's isn't even in L.
A.
anymore.
Ok, alright.
You don't like Patrick.
I get it.
All I'm trying to say to you is that maybe You shouldn't ride off all guys.
- Maybe? Just because you decided? - Decided? Decided? Decided what? Wait, you think I just woke up one morning and I thought to myself, how am I really going to piss of my mom today? - Oh, wait.
I think I'll decide to be gay.
- No! - I never? - Mother just just stop.
Don't you think I already know how much easier it will be for me if I could just like him? I mean, it would be easier for everybody.
It'll make, him happy, It'll make you happy It'll make My life a hell lot easier, but I can't.
Look, just, I can't be the daughter that you want And I'm tired of feeling guilty for Embarrassing you, and inconveniencing you And I don't know, Mom.
Honey, I just want to be happy.
I'm happy! And I'm fine with myself, I'm great.
It just It hurts me so much that you can't accept me.
I do accept you.
Those are just words, mom.
You don't mean them.
- Look, I did not start it.
- Stop.
You'll listen to me.
I'm not about to relive what we went through our daughter last year.
Especially after losing a son.
And if that's where you're going with this, You and I are going to have a major problem.
Transcripted, edited and resynced by RiCK.

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