MARVEL Spider-Man (2017) s02e25 Episode Script

Goblin War: Part Three

1 [Spider‐Man.]
Sometimes when you look at the big picture, everything seems okay in the world.
People going about their lives day in, day out.
But sometimes, if you look closer, just under the surface, you discover things aren't as okay as they appear.
You learn that unseen tensions have been building in secret, ready to explode.
[Ghost‐Spider, Spider‐Girl grunting.]
I still can't believe you got your own gang, Electro.
Seriously.
How did you find this many people willing to hang out with you? Are you sure you want sarcastic remarks to be your last words? Better than "Aahh!" What is that supposed to mean? Aahh! I'm going to fry you for that! [grunts.]
[both grunt.]
It's time for two less spiders on [grunts.]
[groans.]
Hey, Electro.
I'm shocked to see you.
[both grunt.]
[grunts.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
Not really.
That was just some electricity humor.
[muffled grunt.]
How'd you know we were here? Uh, the spider‐bots told me.
Kind of.
[grunts.]
Glad they're finally working right.
[grunts.]
[groans.]
[grunts.]
So, the Vulture's the Goblin King, huh? Does that make him the Vulture King? Oh! Or the Goblin‐Vulture? How do you know about Toomes? I know a lot of things.
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
Sproing! Aah! [screaming.]
[groaning.]
Like how to overload your current.
You can't win.
The Goblin Nation will always support each other.
What's that supposed to mean? It means when the Electro Goblins need help, the War Goblins will be there! Missiles? Always with the missiles! [grunts.]
War Goblins? Yeah, of course that's what a mercenary like Crossbones would call his gang.
Are there Peace Goblins? If so, I'd rather hang out with those guys.
[yells, groans.]
It's different, at least.
Electro just named her goblins after herself.
Ego much? [grunting.]
Hold on.
[yelling.]
Let me get the door for you.
Aah! Goblin units, try to flank the spiders.
Sneaky‐sneaky! [groans.]
War Goblins, Electro Goblins Did the jerk store have a sale? [laughs.]
Do you really think three spiders in their pj's stand a chance against a city full of Goblin gangs? For the record, I do not sleep in this costume.
Can't speak for the other two, though.
No.
Okay, sometimes naps.
Shut up.
Crossbones, hold this for me! Quick, this way! Sewer? Really? You got a better idea? Whoa! [grunts.]
You got us down here.
Let's find a way out.
[laughing.]
[all yell.]
[laughing.]
[all coughing.]
Strangely, diving into sewer water is not the most humiliating way I've ever escaped a missile attack.
[sniffing.]
Ugh! Is it always this way for you? Is it not like this for you? [both.]
No.
You're new.
Give it some time.
We should be tracking those Goblin gangs, not running away.
We're not running away.
If this city is filled with multiple gangs carrying that much firepower, we need to regroup and rethink.
So, why would you bring us to some strange, unmarked building? [Miles.]
I was wondering the same thing.
Ugh! I got your call, Spidey.
I think my nose just died.
What's that smell? It's Aroma de Barely Escaping with Our Lives.
Good to see you, Miles.
Now, guys, don't freak out, but I need to show you our secret headquarters.
"Our"? Greetings, fellow heroes.
Ock? Ock?! No! No, no, no.
No, not cool.
I know.
It seems weird, but trust me, Ock's on the good side now.
You can tell me Ock's a good guy all day, Spidey, but I'm never gonna be able to trust him.
Seriously.
I wanted to give him a second chance myself once.
It did not turn out well.
[Spider‐Girl.]
He's played this "I'm reformed" card before.
I know all that, but And let's not forget some of the other things he put you through recently.
[sighs.]
Look, there's no one on earth who should hate Doctor Octopus more than me, so if I say we should trust him, I really mean it.
Being a superhero isn't just about having superpowers.
It's about being the best person you can be.
That's what Ock is trying to do.
I am well aware that my "dubious" history is a sore point, but I am certain that over time, I can prove to all of you that I am no longer the man I once was.
We'll see about that, Ock.
But if we're gonna stop Toomes and his Goblin gangs, we're gonna need all the help we can get.
Harry! Where have you been? Figuring out what Toomes could've learned when he accessed my Goblin armor, and it's not good.
Somehow Toomes knew about my father's final unbuilt design, the Invincible Goblin Mech.
Invincible? My father designed a mech that would not only be formidable by itself, but when fully functional, would have the ability to control any machine and technology within its range.
Nothing could beat it.
And you built this thing? Why would you do something like that? I intended it to be used for good.
For legitimate police and military actions.
And I designed a foolproof safety protocol so no one could activate it except me.
I don't like where this is going.
But that's what Toomes discovered when he raided my armor's systems.
I kept the mech's activation key parts in three different locations, so if anyone found one piece, it'd be useless without the others.
And Toomes now knows exactly where all three parts are! We have to beat him to them before he can activate the Goblin Mech and become invincible.
Look, some of us have worked together for a long time.
Some of us don't trust each other.
But to stop the Goblin King from destroying New York, we need to put our differences aside.
It's time to be the heroes this city needs.
What do you think Toomes needs? He never called a meeting before.
Maybe he wants to thank me for taking out Spider‐Man, saving Electro and her second‐rate gang.
You really believe you crushed Spider‐Man? You're dumber than you look, which is saying something.
Challenging me? We can end this here.
Bring it, Crossbones! She's right.
Spider‐Man and his team survived.
I'm aware there's tension between all of your gangs, but I don't care.
I gave you tech in exchange for loyalty, and now it is time to prove your loyalty to me.
Spider Team, status report.
[Ghost‐Spider.]
Ghost‐Spider in first position.
Looks clear.
Trying to find a point of entry so I can grab my piece of the key.
Miles and I are closing in on a second location.
So far, not a single sign of a Goblin.
Not even graffiti.
[Spider‐Man.]
Harry and I are pulling up to our location on the Spider‐Shifter.
Seems clear here.
Not that I would be able to tell a difference.
Remember, the spider‐bots' cameras still cannot see the Goblins for unknown reasons.
[Spider‐Man.]
Well, good news.
I called for some help on that problem.
Hey there, stranger.
Anna Maria.
[stammering.]
Spider‐Man should have warned me you were coming.
I‐I would have, uh, s‐straightened up the lab.
Looks fine to me.
So, I understand you have some imaging problems? I bet together, you and I could solve this.
Together? Yes.
[Miles.]
Nice to be ahead of the Goblins for once.
All right, the key should be around here somewhere.
[electricity arcing.]
My hair.
A static charge.
Which means [laughs.]
Which means me! It's Ghost‐Spider, right? Nice to meet you.
We're called the Wake Riders.
Heard of us? [Harry.]
Whoo! [tires screech.]
I can't believe we got all the way here so fast.
This thing is amazing! If we get through this, I'll let you take the Shifter for a drive.
[Ghost‐Spider.]
Guys! [grunts.]
I have company after all! [Spider‐Girl.]
Same here.
They're onto us.
Spidey, are you all right? Still all clear here for Huh? [both grunt.]
Wait.
Did I say "all clear"? What's the exact opposite of that? Cyber Goblins, attack! [grunts.]
"Cyber Goblins"? That's what you're going with, Silvermane? Okay, I'll call you guys if I have any problems with my Internet.
Whoa! [grunts.]
Ow.
Well, I'll admit your tech is pretty cutting edge.
[chuckles.]
Said it.
Stay focused on our goal, Spidey.
We need our part of the key.
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
You're no longer a true Goblin! [straining.]
This mask isn't yours to wear anymore! [grunts.]
Eat your heart out, Captain America! [Doc Ock.]
Spidey, Osborn requires assistance.
Hey, cyberbully! [tires screech.]
What is that thing? Nanotech over a simple motorcycle? You brought nanites to a cyborg fight? How stupid are you? Yeaaah.
Not my best idea.
Aah! Harry, they hit me with some kind of scrambler! [static.]
The electronics in my mask are going haywire! [grunting.]
[grunts, groans.]
I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need Ock.
Ock! Ock, are you there? Ugh.
Even my comms are down.
Mine too! We're on our own.
Spider‐Man! Spider‐Man, can you hear me? Perhaps I can reboot his comms remotely.
Ugh! There goes another theory.
I just can't figure out why the spider‐bots don't see the Goblins.
[Miles.]
All right, Spider's Nest, it's getting real Gobliny in here.
We gotta get out.
Where's the key? According to Osborn's data, the key part should be in a container ten feet to your left.
[Spider‐Girl.]
I see it! [grunts.]
Got it! Ugh! Nada.
Empty.
Blast! Toomes must have gotten to it first.
Yo, Spider‐Newbie, you seriously think you can match our skills? Barkley Blitz, stunt guy gone bad.
I used to follow you on social media.
Now I'm thinking "unfollow.
" My visor's live‐streaming video of this now.
When we take you down, it'll go way viral.
Spider‐fail.
Don't know how you got Spider‐Man's powers, Ghostie, but you definitely didn't get his aim.
[Ghost‐Spider.]
Hey, quick science fact.
You know the reason spiders weave webs? [Goblins grunting.]
To trap their prey! What were you saying about my aim? You're right, Blitz.
I bet this video is totally gonna go viral.
And will be just the thing to land you in prison for a very long time.
I hate you spider people so much! Excellent work.
Now, grab your piece of the activation key.
I'm almost to the container.
It should be right up here.
[grunts.]
Got it.
But [groans.]
No go! It's empty! [frustrated grunt.]
Again, Toomes is ahead of us! Spider‐Man and Harry Osborn are now our final hope of stopping him, and I cannot even contact them.
[Anna Maria.]
Eureka! A breakthrough? Look.
Toomes put an intrusion worm into one of the bots.
It spread to the others, rewriting their code so they're incapable of seeing anything in a Goblin mask.
Like reverse facial recognition.
Then if we target the worm's code while performing a system purge [static.]
Huzzah! We did it! Yes.
Well [clears throat.]
congratulations.
No sign of them on Dock 39.
We have to get out there and fight.
We need to get your sight back first, or you're useless.
I think I can fix it.
It's good to have you back, Harry.
You sure? Looks like you already found someone to take my place.
No one's taking anybody's place.
And we could've been working together all year if you hadn't lied about being in Europe.
I'm not the only one who kept secrets here, remember? You had plenty of chances last year to tell me you were Spider‐Man.
I hid my identity to protect the people around me, including you.
And I didn't tell you what I was doing because I knew you wouldn't approve of me building the Goblin Mech, Pete.
I figured once I built it and showed you how it could be used safely, you'd understand.
Well, that hypothesis didn't exactly pan out, did it? No.
And neither will being best friends with a super‐villain like Doc Ock! Ow! [weapons firing.]
[Goblins crying out.]
So, either the spider‐bots can see Goblins now, or they made some pretty lucky guesses.
[yells.]
Not a Goblin! Not a Goblin! [yells.]
Wait, wait! It's doing repairs! [Doc Ock.]
read me now, Spider‐Man? [sighs.]
Ock! Oh, man, you have no idea how happy I am to hear your voice.
[scoffs.]
Thank you, but I do not bring good news.
The spider‐bots just searched.
The piece of the key you were seeking is gone.
Those Goblin gangs were just there to keep us busy.
[beeping.]
Toomes now has all three pieces of the activation key.
And I am tracking him headed toward the Oscorp building at this moment.
He's going to activate the Goblin Mech! Come on! We're shutting all of you down.
Like the two of you could [yells.]
[grunts.]
Hey, guys.
Ock said you might need some help.
Oh, they do need help.
And so do you! Crossbones, this is my mission! I didn't call for backup.
But you keep needing it.
How many times am I gonna have to bail you out before your crew realizes they need a better leader? That's it! Loyalty has its limits.
Electro Goblins, take them out! [grunts.]
Whoa! The Goblin gangs are going after each other now? This makes things a whole lot easier.
If your definition of "easier" is them burning down the city while they fight.
We have to stop this.
[Spider‐Man.]
Ock, we're on him.
You were right.
Toomes is headed straight for the Oscorp building.
[Doc Ock.]
Grab Osborn, bank left! [both grunting.]
Whoa.
That was a close one.
Thanks, Ock.
Oh, is Ock still whispering in your ear? I saw that rocket coming.
I can take care of myself.
[sighs.]
Come on, Harry.
Give it time.
Ock will prove himself to you.
Sometimes you have to let go of past mistakes and move forward.
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
The Goblin gangs are tearing the neighborhood up.
We have to stop this fight.
Miles, the people trapped in this building don't have time for that.
We gotta save them now.
[Anna Maria.]
You can do both.
Ock? You sound different.
Not Ock.
The person that's going to help you save lives.
I'm seeing the big picture from here.
I'll help you prioritize.
Listen up.
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
You got it.
Spider‐Girl, get to the third floor, second window from the right.
There's a mother and daughter who need help.
I'm on it, mystery lady.
Ghost‐Spider, glide to the roof.
People are running up there and they need a way down.
[Ghost‐Spider.]
Whoever you are, I think I like you.
Miles, get down to the street.
Start thwipping who I tell you.
Time to divide and conquer.
[Miles.]
Thwipping I can do.
On it.
Spider‐Man, I know Toomes well.
Something about this situation does not seem to add up.
What do you mean? He is publicly leading you toward his goal.
Why not travel underground or some other way that would be harder for you to track? Good point, but Harry, heads‐up! Toomes, you're not gonna stop me with pumpkin bombs.
I literally invented pumpkin bombs! [laughing.]
Huh? [grunts.]
Where'd he go? [trilling.]
Oh, no! He's probably already inside.
How? My dad was always putting secret entries into his buildings.
Toomes used to work here.
He probably knows a hidden way in.
[Doc Ock.]
I advise caution.
What if the villain is just trying to manipulate you? Harry, Ock says we should think this through before Don't listen to Ock! Listen to me! Toomes could already have gotten his hands on that mech! This is my crew, Crossbones! You can't replace me! [grunting.]
[grunts.]
Please! A sparkplug could replace you, kid.
That's why I had some eggheads build this little present for you.
[yells.]
[groaning.]
[body thuds.]
[chuckling.]
Though you'd like that one.
Congrats! [yells.]
[grunts.]
You're the winner.
Nice try, but it would take a master spy to get a jump on Crossbones.
[yells, groans.]
Then I'm a master spy.
Booyah! Guess that makes you "Spy‐D.
" Ha! I see what you did there.
Everyone's out of the building, and thanks to a call from the mystery lady, the fire department's pumping water in.
I think we're done here.
Nice work, Ghost‐Spider and Spy‐D.
Now, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
Are we really calling me that now? Harry, wait.
Toomes could Already have his hands on the mech.
We have to be sure.
We beat him here? Look out! [ascending whirring.]
[both yell.]
[both grunting.]
[Toomes.]
Harry Osborn.
Exactly as impetuous as I predicted.
I knew you'd keep the ultimate weapon in the building bearing your father's name.
But it's a large tower, so it was simply a matter of getting you to lead me right to it.
[grunts.]
Keep your hands off that mech, or Or you'll what? That foam is designed to keep even your spider‐strength from breaking through.
Now, finally, my genius will get the recognition it deserves.
Your genius? My dad's genius, you mean.
He's the one who designed that mech.
You're just stealing his work! Ha! Don't be a fool! Norman Osborn's only genius was for ripping off the ideas of others.
He stole clone‐tech from the Jackal.
He robbed the original Goblin tech from his own son.
And he stole this mech's design.
From you! Yes.
And now it's time to revel in the power given to me by my own rightful creation.
[beeps.]
[whirring.]
Because now I have the ability to destroy anyone that stands in my way! Even you, Spider‐Man! [both grunting.]

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