Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s04e05 Episode Script

Yada Yada Berries; Down by the River

1 It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from round here I'm from another woo-hoo! Yea-ah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puuuhh It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Your oatmeal, my Queen.
Raw and soaked, just how you like it.
It's really cool that you're having this, uh, Queen's monster breakfast.
I want the monsters to feel comfortable at the Queen's table.
Yeah! Just, uh, where are the monsters? Huh.
- Manfred! Come here!.
- Yes, M'lady? Manfred, did you forget to invite the monsters? No, of course not, M'lady.
The monsters are right here.
[Manfred] In their proper place.
What?! Why are they eating out of dog bowls? Oh.
Do they not normally, M'lady? Take their food back to the kitchen, and put it on proper plates.
Oh, and take mine, while you're at it.
I'll eat when everybody else has their food.
Yes, my Queen.
Oh.
I guess we'll wait, too.
Ugh! Apparently, the Queen would like the monsters to eat from the royal china.
Yes, my lord.
Well, wouldn't we all like to eat from the royal china.
Heh.
[grunting] [Sous-Chef screams] [all gasp] - [Marco exclaims] - [all gasp] [laughing] Oh, looks like someone fed yada yada berries to Manfred.
[laughs] Wait.
Yada yada berries, what's that? Yada yada berries? You know.
You feed them to someone, and yada yada.
They never bother you again.
Funny thing about them, though They're actually quite delicious, once you get past the whole "turning to stone" part.
So good! But Manfred was eating out of Eclipsa's bowl.
I don't understand.
Why would somebody want to yada yada you? This kind of thing comes with the territory when you're queen.
You can't let it rule your life, you know.
I don't know! But you know what? I plan to find out.
Marco and I are about to go on an adventure.
We are going to search every filthy back alley, confront every underhanded assassin, and wade through every sewer until we find out who tried to yada yada you.
Right, Marco?! - Uh [yelps] - [Star] That's right! I love these berries! OK, whoever wanted to yada yada Eclipsa definitely went through here.
[grunting] Well, looks like we got a real mystery on our hands.
- [door dings] - And we're just crazy enough to take the case.
Hello.
Welcome to the Assassins Guild.
Who would you like to have bumped off today? Wait, Rasticore? [whispering] Don't come over.
Don't come over.
Don't come over.
- Don't come - Rasticore, it is you! Aren't you lookin' small? [groans] Regenerating from a single hand has not been easy! [groans] What do you want? Some information.
Do you know anything about a plot to yada yada Eclipsa? Will you leave me alone if I tell you? I might.
OK, OK! All I know is this chick Babs didn't show up for work today.
Now, get outta here.
Babs, ya say? We got a lead! Thanks, little guy! [groans] [doorbell rings] [heavy breathing] [moans] What do you want? We're lookin' for Babs.
Who's lookin'? Oh, just a friend of the Queen.
Lookin' for some answers.
[gruffly] And I'm gonna get 'em! [door unlocking] [clears throat] I'm Babs.
[blows nose] Y'all want some tea? [sighs] Much better.
- [cats meowing] - You have a lot of cats.
I mean, uh, for an assassin.
Don't worry.
They're all friendly.
- [cat yowls] - [Marco screams] 'Cept Ol' One-Ear.
Got it.
Would ya like some tea? [coughing] - No thank you.
- One, please! Marco, gross! - What? - [groans] Guh.
[sighs] OK, so, Babs Were you or were you not hired to yada yada the Queen this morning? Uh, yeah! Oh! Wasn't supposed to tell you that.
But I didn't do it! I called in sick, 'cause I woke up with pink eye, pneumonia, - [sipping] - [Babs] and a weird rash.
Blech! So, who hired you, Babs?! It was an anonymous client! Just a note and some berries from Apothecary Sherry.
Ohh! I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
[Star] Apothecary Sherry, huh? - Another lead.
- [Marco groaning] Get your stink bombs, wart remover, hair growth potions, itching powder.
Schoolyard bully discount! Anti-itch cream Huh? Oh, hey, Sherry, how ya doin'? Let's skip the small talk.
Got any yada yada berries?! You know, kid, those things are dangerous.
Shouldn't even be on the market.
So, you, uh, don't sell 'em? Hey, I never said that.
We're not here to buy! We need to know who did.
You expect me to just rat out my own patrons? What are ya, crazy? I have a strict confidentiality policy with Ohh! [sniffs] valued customers such as yourselves.
I only sold it to one guy.
[Star] "Ruben.
" [Marco whispering] Looks like no one's home.
[Star] Looks that way, doesn't it? [Marco] Oh, boy, I know what that means.
[grunting] - Double Rainbow Fists! - [yelps] [exclaiming] Narwhal Blast! Aah! What are you doing? - Aah! - I'm getting this rat out of his hole.
Blueberry Cupcake Bazooka! OK, OK! Stop destroyin' my house! I knew you were hiding in here! Whoa! How'd you know he was a chameleon monster? I saw the family portrait.
All right, Ruben, now tell me about your little visit to Apothecary Sherry today! Yeah! I bought the berries to yada yada Eclipsa.
She made me eat out of a dog bowl this mornin'! What? Eclipsa made sure you were served on the royal china.
Too little, too late! I ate my breakfast, then I went to Sherry and bought them berries! Wait.
You bought the berries after breakfast? Yeah! And I wasn't the only one! She got enemies left and right! Ugh.
We got the wrong guy.
Sorry, Ruben.
Victimless crime.
What?! You destroyed my home! Come on, sounds like Sherry was holding out on us.
- [whistling] - [footsteps approaching] [panting] So, you wanna play games, huh? - Excuse me? - You're playin' games, Sherry! And I don't like it.
Hey, I told you everything I know.
Who bought the berries, Sherry?! I'm tellin ya, nobody else bought berries.
You're playin' those games, Sherry.
And I'm done playing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! How 'bout you take a break? But I get results Look, Sherry, we know other people bought berries.
Just make it easy on yourself and give us their names.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Then I guess we'll just have to take you back to the Monster Temple for questioning.
I'm sure Eclipsa will have some dark spell to jog your memory.
- Ohh, I know she will.
- Oh, you know? I think I'm just gonna stick around here, thanks.
[gulping] Aah.
You can tell Eclipsa that she can yada yada my [gasps] Wow.
She just self-yada yada'ed.
Shameful.
[Star] Hrm, just the one receipt, huh? Maybe there's more, heh.
Aah! Ah! All the yada yada berry receipts.
Whoa, that's a lot of Mewmans.
We can't lock 'em all up can we? - [all grumbling] - [man] Let me outta here! [Star] All right, listen up! Everybody in this room bought yada yada berries from Apothecary Sherry, but only one of you put them in Eclipsa's oatmeal this morning.
So we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
- [Star] Who was it? - [man] Wasn't me.
I expected better of Mewmanity.
Of all of you.
I know, underneath it all, you're good people.
So one of ya made a mistake.
Life's hard in Mewni these days.
I get it.
[all murmuring in agreement] It is tough! But you know what we do? As Mewmans? We survive! - [all cheering] - [woman] I'm a survivor! - And we rebuild! - [all] Yeah! And we turn in the criminal who tried to poison Eclipsa! [man coughs] OK, you guys.
Look, Eclipsa is not a bad person.
Yes, she is! She stole me family's land! - [all talking] - [man] She's a dirty Don't even matter who tried to yada yada her.
She's gonna off us all, anyway! - OK, enough! You people are - Star.
It's OK.
I understand why they feel this way.
I've upended all their lives quite thoroughly.
I am asking you to give me a chance to earn your trust.
But I know that takes time, so for now You're all free to go.
- [Mewmans grumbling] - Sorry about all of this.
- Man, I still don't trust her.
- Yeah.
She's only doin' this to make herself look better.
- [sighs] - I cannot believe you just did that! [grunts] Eclipsa, people want to yada yada you, and you just let them go? And now, we'll never know what secrets Sherry took with her to the smooth, berry-flavored beyond.
There will always be people who don't like you.
If I'd locked up everyone who hated me, there'd be no one left! [stammering] B-but I wanted to crack the case! Don't worry about it.
Manfred will be back to normal.
Eventually.
- No harm, no foul.
- Uh, not quite.
- I think Babs gave me pink eye.
- Ew.
Eclipsa, I I don't think you realize how much the Mewmans hate you.
Oh, I do.
That's why I need to earn their trust.
- But how? - I don't know.
But we'll figure something out.